LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Po’, Po

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

Episode 3 : *Yawn*

Episode 4:

Episode 5: The Press

Episode 6: Starve a Rumor

Episode 7: Trina

Episode 8: Maybe, Baby

Episode 9: Girls’ Week Out

Episode 10: Po’, Po

I did not expect this to be the season finale!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

I LOVE this dress that LaLa has on when she is getting her own handprints done at Planet Hollywood. Sexy!!!!! So Po couldn’t make it to this event because she was in music rehearsal for her performance.

Okay, this is cute dress day for Lala! I love the dress she has on when she goes back over the hotel room to talk about apartments. And apparently LaLa never wears underwear and Po is in need of more underwear. I have yet to figure out if she needs new underwear because her undies are ragged or because she doesn’t wear any. Lol.

I love this place that they go see. The house is amazing and it is not even on the market yet. It is also $20. But I don’t know if it is $20k a month or $20 million. I am confused. Lol. And Carmello says that he wants to go ahead and get it. Niiiiice. I love how LaLa hung up the phone with “fuck you later”. Lol

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Girls’ Week Out

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

Episode 3 : *Yawn*

Episode 4:

Episode 5: The Press

Episode 6: Starve a Rumor

Episode 7: Trina

Episode 8: Maybe, Baby

Episode 9: Girls’ Week Out

I’m ahead of schedule today! Go Me!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

Okay, soooooPo is having relationship issues.

Bwahahahah So LaLa starts out with her famous phase of “ I have an idea” when she comes up with this game to cheer up Po.  Po chooses #2 and LaLa will be taking Dice and Po to Turks and Caicos Island.

The hotel where they show up at is AMAZING!!! Kelly Rowland shows up as well. Remind me that I need to go to Turks and Caicos. I have no clue when or why…. Wait, I don’t need a reason why….but with who. Lol. Damn, Dice is sick. Hope she gets better. And I think that this is the FIRST time that I have EVER seen Po with her hair done!Polooks so beautiful with this fish tail braid.

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Maybe, Baby

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

Episode3 : *Yawn*

Episode 4:

Episode 5: The Press

Episode 6: Starve a Rumor

Episode 7: Trina

Episode 8: Maybe, Baby

I’m on time!!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

So LaLa is thinking of going to New Jersey to hopefully find a new house. This first house is HUGE! But it is gorgeous. One thing that I do love about Lala is her practicality. She is not all about the show. She wants something functional.

Wait, this second house is like a mansion condo. Lol. Wow! This third house looks so ornate, and the pool is gorgeous. I love the home theatre. Wait…how many stairs are there? I would have gone to the 3^rd house…but I don’t have a son to worry about. The stairs wouldn’t have bothered me that much.

Umm… Kim K makes her appearance, finally. Wait, is LaLa fromL.A.? I thought that she was from NY. I’m confused.

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Trina

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

Episode3 : *Yawn*

Episode 4:

Episode 5: The Press

Episode 6: Starve a Rumor

Episode 7: Trina

Running behind……. did you miss this post?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

Okay. This should be an interesting episode. I watched it but didn’t post it…. I’m so out of it.

They start off with telling all of Trina’s business. Is this called LaLa’s life or all of LaLa’s friends’ lives? Just wondering. I have come to learn more about her friends than I have LaLa. Ms. Carmen (LaLa’s mother) looks so friggin young.

So they are going to try and hook Trina up on a blind date? And Trina said that she wants a regular guy. Ummm? I know for a fact that her standards are too high for just a regular guy.

I love how Po wanted to share a bed with Trina.Pokeeps me cracking. And everyone HATES when LaLa says “I have an idea”. Lol. Dice even asked who does it involve. Lol. Together they all agree to hook Trina up with the boxing trainer Hino. He was cute. I wonder how tall he is. Hmmmmm.  He agrees.

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Starve a Rumor

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

Episode3 : *Yawn*

Episode 4:

Episode 5: The Press

Episode 6: Starve a Rumor

Running behind……. did you miss this post?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

So LaLa picks up after her interview at the radio station. She Is meeting up with Po and Dice.

Okay, how do you set up a Google alert? But Carmello supposedly has a baby by another woman in New York. I love how she is so calm about the news. Mature would be the word that comes to mind. But this food looks amazing!

Bwhahahahah Dice shutting down the conversation about weight when Po complains about gaining 4 pounds. And why are they weighing themselves again, and did they go and buy a scale or does the hotel have one? Cute panties LaLa!

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ The Press

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

Episode3 : *Yawn*

Episode 4:

Episode 5: The Press

Okay, I know that I am WAAAAAAY behind, but I have a life. Sorry if this show doesn’t make it to the top of my priority list.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

Kiyan does not look happy to go to Time Square. Lol.  They went to Time Square to find this huge billboard of Carmelo. It looks nice.

I love how LaLa lets Mello does him, while playing his support, but she doesn’t stop being LaLa in the midst of it all. Good wife. Ladies, you need to learn. I love how her publicist took that push too! Lol.

Po & Dice are so hilarious! They look like a ton of fun to hang with. Lol.

First stop on LaLa’s press day is Good Day New York. I am glad that she had the opportunity to answer the rumors. She said that she did have a say so in the trade, but I wish she would have clarified “how much” say she had. Next is Wendy Williams Show.  Yup! Wendy did open a whole can of worms when it comes to the other basketball wives not approaching her yet. Who gave LaLa the title of “The First Lady of the New York Knicks”? Nice title, fitting, but who thinks of this stuff?

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ *Yawn*

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

Episode: *Yawn*

*Sigh* Okay, I’ll write, I’ll write.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

Okay, so this is all about Carmelo? It is hard to watch when you already know what happened…. Lol.

Wait… there is a slot machine that will tell you where Carmelo will end up in the trade? COMICAL! But it is good to know that the families do not know what is going on with the trade.

Why is Gary Forbes phone number is inPo’s phone. Oh yeh, he was there when she ran down the street naked. Lol. Comedy! Especially since she is a lesbian. Lol. And she is blushing at Lala’s teasing her over Gary. Lol.

And why are they always picking on people and their relationships? Leave Dice alone. Lol.

And I have to sit down and listen to Po consider a sperm donor to possibly have a child with her girlfriend? SMDH. Lol. This is a sea of TMI.

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Kelly’s Birthday

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

I am going to admit it now…. I watch the show because of Po & Kelly…lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

I don’t think that I ever expressed how much I hate it when shows tell me what is going to be on this episode. Recap last week’s and the shut the hell up and let me be surprised. That is what commercials are for. Why must you tell me before I watch it?

I love it when Lala is in her element. She will get to host the CCA’s red carpet event. Critic’s Choice Awards? This is my first time hearing of this.

I Love Lala’s Nina Assassin outfit. Lol. What is up with these names? Po & Dice? And then there was a dead bird in the yard? Ewwwwwww! How does a bird just drop dead near the front door? And then she cried off her fake eyelashes? Hahahaha.

So today is Kelly Rowland’s birthday, which means this was filmed on February 11^th. So Lala thinks that this is a perfect way to do everything that Kelly has never done before to celebrate her 30^th birthday. WOW! They decided to go to a gun range? See I cant go to a gun range, I might need to really kill someone and I don’t need evidence that I practice at a gun range. Yeh, I watched enough Investigative Crime TV to know you don’t leave a trail like that. Lol. TMI, right?

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Bet That

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

I must be honest….. I don’t want to watch this show, but I want viewers to my blog, so why not blog about anther season of LaLa’s life? Now, don’t get me wrong, I love LaLa as an entertainment icon….I just don’t care that much about her personal life. And I dont mean that in a negative way. I mean that in a “You’re not a hoodrat who cusses people out for no reason and we damn sure wont see you fight a chicken head” kind of way. So, I mean in as a compliment. She doesnt have enough reality TV drama appeal. And that is good. that means that her life is real, and I dont think she puts on for the cameras, but that also makes for boring television in comparison to everything else.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

I got bored during the wedding season and I’m going by the ring on her finger that it was successful….lol. So I will try not to be as cynical during this season. No promises.

Lala’s son is soooo handsome. WOW! And their home is just as fabulous!

Kelly Rowland showed up…and I LOVE her new short haircut. My friend @jasonvsjdot would have a fit watching Kelly right now…lol He is obsessed with Kelly. I asked him who his ideal woman was and he said Kelly Rowland with a touch of Gabrielle Union…lol.

I am all of 3 minutes into this show and I have already tuned out. Sad. Did you see how I went on a Kelly Rowland rant? She should be on Basketball Wives. Smdh.

Aunt Po?  Ummm… yeh! Did she say that this was her Gaga hair?

Single Ladies~ Trust In Me

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Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Episode 8: Half Truths

Episode 9: Trust In Me

Okay, so, I am still writing this, semi-on time…lol. I woke up in the middle of this and them blogged about Alphas followed by Basketball Wives. So, I had to come back to this.This is what happens when so many black shows come on in one night. I think they do that on purpose to cut down ratings. It is a conspiracy. C-O-N….Spiracy! lol. Leh Go!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

I love the song that is playing when the show comes on. Unfortunately, I HATE Christina’s outfit. WHY does she have on this neon skirt and her shirt is tucked in? FUGLY! I love this Janelle Monet looking outfit that Val has on. CUTE! So Val is wanting to have a dinner where all of their guys can meet. Well, April doesn’t have a guy so how does she fit in.

So Christina has been dating this new dude and she hasn’t had sex in 3 weeks with him. I hate females like her. I mean, get it in, but if a man takes it slow, appreciate him and then blow HIS back out when the time finally comes…lol.

I know these legs any where!!! Denise (Kelly Rowland) is already being rude and just wanting to use April for a free shopping spree at V’s.  So Denise is a DJ who April is trying to get to play Reed’s CD. And then she boasts of a Mercedes ( two-seater) with a Bose sound system….while telling April to pay for the rest of the shopping spree. I just need for April to get out of denial about how she feels about Reed.

This kinky set-up sex with her dude is disturbing. It is not as sexy as they think it is.