Single Ladies~ Trust In Me

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Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Episode 8: Half Truths

Episode 9: Trust In Me

Okay, so, I am still writing this, semi-on time…lol. I woke up in the middle of this and them blogged about Alphas followed by Basketball Wives. So, I had to come back to this.This is what happens when so many black shows come on in one night. I think they do that on purpose to cut down ratings. It is a conspiracy. C-O-N….Spiracy! lol. Leh Go!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

I love the song that is playing when the show comes on. Unfortunately, I HATE Christina’s outfit. WHY does she have on this neon skirt and her shirt is tucked in? FUGLY! I love this Janelle Monet looking outfit that Val has on. CUTE! So Val is wanting to have a dinner where all of their guys can meet. Well, April doesn’t have a guy so how does she fit in.

So Christina has been dating this new dude and she hasn’t had sex in 3 weeks with him. I hate females like her. I mean, get it in, but if a man takes it slow, appreciate him and then blow HIS back out when the time finally comes…lol.

I know these legs any where!!! Denise (Kelly Rowland) is already being rude and just wanting to use April for a free shopping spree at V’s.  So Denise is a DJ who April is trying to get to play Reed’s CD. And then she boasts of a Mercedes ( two-seater) with a Bose sound system….while telling April to pay for the rest of the shopping spree. I just need for April to get out of denial about how she feels about Reed.

This kinky set-up sex with her dude is disturbing. It is not as sexy as they think it is.

Single Ladies~ Half Truths

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Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Episode 8: Half Truths

I made a vow that no matter what, this was going to be posted on Tuesday immediately following its air date. It is now 12:23am on Monday night, and after attending an event, blogging about Basketball Wives and Alphas…..I am going to blog about this and then take my butt to bed even though I have not blogged about the event I went to you yet. It’s all about priorities.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Oh yeh, I found out that the fashion designer in charge of Val’s outfit is none other than Atlanta’s own… Anthony Williams. You may know him from Project Runway.  It explains the out-there designs that sometimes work and sometimes don’t. Just saying. I’ve still got love for him though. Read More

Single Ladies~ Less-Beings

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Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Yup… still running behind.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Late… I know… shut up.

 Okay, soooo How long has Val known Jerry before she lets him in her house, stand behind her and watch her turn her alarm off. Wait… didn’t someone JUST rob their house?*sigh* And couldn’t they have said all of this shit downstairs. And can Val PLEASE rock a bra in at least one of these episodes.

Ewwwww MORNING BREATHE and she is whispering… Does Keisha not smell her breathe while she is all up in her face. Loving the iPad advertisement…lol.

 Okay… so in college Val had a lesbian encounter with Sharon Love ( Queen Latifah). Sweeeeet.

 This artist Reed that April is supposed to be helping… I wouldnt have stuck my neck out for him. Wait… April is stupid with this money situation. I would have made Reed sign a contract and promise is first drug free child before I offered up to use my own money on his project. Hell. I wouldn’t even offer my money.

 Bwhahahahahaha “gay-looking” life. Hahahaha. Hahahah “Americais going to need another big-boned black woman, with amble bosoms to cry into.” WowSharon. And ummm… I saw the paparazzi thing happening the minuteSharonwent to brush off the “lint”

 WTF does Val have on? This pleatheristic, ill-fitting shirt and tight ass shorts look like a jacked up Halloween costume. I love the fact that he is mature enough to bring up the fact that Val use to date Q who was engaged to his daughter and happens to play for the team that he owns. And they must REALLY want the advertisement bucks….niiice Xbox connect.

 Bwhahahaha “You might want to butch up your run.” Who says that? Lol. But at least Keisha passed her real estate exam. I am loving this red ensemble that Keisha has on. WHO DESIGNED THAT!? I sooo want the dress… I wonder if they have it in purple.

 Sucks that Keisha is falling for Malcolm but Malcolm is just happy with them being booty call friends. Shame, isn’t that how it always it? Keep the panties to yourself girl.

 What is up with these yeast-culminating shorts that Christina have on? And her sleeping with her professor just looks like trouble. He looks like a stalker. But I love her bike though.

Okay, so Biz Markie is playing this dope producer called Super Tracks… interesting. And he’s had a crush on Keisha for how long? No comment. And who are the video infection tricks walking down the hall? But I am stealing her line though, “ Sorry boo, you’re like 5 years too late. I’m that chick they call now.” FRESH!!!  Even though I want to tell her that it is never that hot to be dressed like that in public. Sorry boo, I’m that chick they call dressed. Lol. But what the hell does Reed have on?

 Why does Super Tracks sound like he is running out of breath when he is talking to and/or about Keisha? Lol. OH SNAP!!!! Reed can really sing?!!! Who knew? I mean the beat is fresh and dope…until I look over and see Biz doing this head wobble with this hilarious grin. Bwhahahahaha Did he practically just came when he gave Keisha a hug? Lol. That’s what it looked like.

 Go head Diamond (Keisha), tell this little chicken head to make that money and don’t let it make her! Lol.  MESSAGE!

 WAAAAAAIT! So this little hoochie is Malcolm’s little sister? Bwhahahahahaah So Keisha slept with some dude and didn’t even know he had a sister. WOWZERS! MESSAGE!

 Ummmm can someone please tell me why Val fell back like she got punched in the face via the game.  Wait… didSharonjust say that “gay is the new black”? SoSharonneeds Val to pretend to be her lesbian lover until sweeps of her new show. Shame.

 SNAP!!! Reed overdosed!!!! So is he dead or is he just in the hospital?

Okay, so Tanya, Malcolm’s sister, did some porn so he bought Jasmine’s book to hide it. The same book that wrote about how Keisha stole Malcolm’s watch from Cam’ron’s set. FINALLY!!!! Malcolm confesses his true feelings for Keisha!!! YES!!!! *Standing O!!!!! That was sooooo sweet! I love it!!!

 Okay, so Reed is alive. He just OD-ed. Wait… did she really just bring him back to her new house. And this furniture is horrible!

 YIPEEE!!! Keisha and Malcolm are having sex!!! Sexy! So HOT!!!  But I feel some kind of way about it though… like she had to be dissed and dogged by him and play games before she finally got him. *Sigh* okay, I wont dwell. Hmmmm. Black love is beautiful!!! I want someone to butter my toast, too.

 Next week, well technically today’s, episode looks HOT!!!! Cant wait. I promise to be on time. Lol.

!!!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Single Ladies~ Men-On-Pause

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Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Yup… still running behind. I have SOOOOO Much to do and so little time. I promise one day I will run my own business and make a living at it and have enough time in one day to finish all tasks.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

I need to learn how to play poker. I think they are playing poker….lol. Yep… its poker. Charles? Sexy Banker 37….. and why is she running off this man’s credentials like this? I mean, no WONDER why these women are single as hell. Hell… at least they have first dates, woman, you better enjoy this.

P.S. This acting sucks. It had something to do with the tone of Lisa Raye’s and Stacy’s voice. If they spoke in a little lower tone it would seem less fake.  The Janet jokes were funny though, clever.

And WHAT is up with these red pleatheristic pants that Val had on. Pleather looks HORRIBLE on a big ass and this tiny ass it looks like it is trying to scrunch up. This is a HUGE fashion FUCK NAWL!Wait…. is her blouse TUCKED INTO THESE TACKY PANTS?!!! That stylist should be fired!

Amadeo? Or however you would spell this personal trainer’s name. lol. Wait… did he just say that chocolate offers and energetic boost? COME BE MY TRAINER!!!!! Wait, this is borderline molestation… I mean, how long has he been her trainer? I mean… we saw that one coming……sex was just bound to happen. I mean, the scene where he had her leg up by his neck… he looked like a Romance novel…lol.  Well, good to know that he likes his “chocolate” lol But sex on the couch though? And this isn’t even your house? Just TRIFFLING!

I love the golf outfit that Val has on. And I have a feeling that April’s card is going to be declined… DAMN!!! I didn’t even get to type it out before the clerk said it was declined. And who is this older dude in the golf club?

And why does April still have a shared account with her husband if he has already threatened to take half of her trust fund? Either she is stupid or this is some bad writing. Again…. I’m not trying to Lets Stay Together This!!!

And this guys just offered to pay for the $2000 worth of stuff that Val purchased.  Oh, his name is Geri or Jerry….however he wasn’t to spell it. So Jerry Waters. Interesting. How come I couldn’t find a guy to do that for me when I was in Atlanta?

Okay, did Christina suck Val Stokes into this college party? And the sleeves on Keisha’s dress just messed this dress up for me. And why is Keisha upset that Malcolm is in a magazine with another model. I thought that you were through with him. Chuck it up and stop complaining. Also, who is this youngin’ playing Clayton Dixon? He is juicy!!! But no, seriously, how old is he in real life, because he can get it! And hold up!! Did OMAR just find a college dude to holler at? He should have checked for ID. And Christina is sexing the professor in the bathroom? That girl and her sex issues make my stomach hurt!

Omar is so fine to me. Why do all of the cute ones have to be gay?

WOW!! Darryl bought a Beamer!!!! But he used April’s money. And cant April sue him for this. I really HATE his acting. I mean, I REALLY HATE his acting. Again… why does she have a shared account with her soon-to-be ex-husband?!!!!

And Omar blatantly hitting on Jerry? I mean, he could have been a new customer or something. Do professionals do that? I mean, the way that Val lets her people act in her business blows me. Well This entire sequence where Jerry talks Val into going to dinner with him, was cute… drawn out.. But cute.  Also, that is the SIMPLIEST lock on a business that I have ever seen. My cousin pookie could pick that with my Aunt’s sewing shears.

Wait, They live across the street or near the business? WTF is this tutu & bedazzled 80’s gym shirt that Val has on for this date? Some of her outfits are starting to confuse me. I know you can think outside of the box but this shit is not even cute! SNAP! So she walks into the house and it looks like someone has robbed her blind. Hmm… she did have that deposit from the store on her and Omar did offer to drop it off. She should have let him. SMDH.

Okay, so why does this sequence look like something out of a politician getting arrested for bribery? All of this cash is April’s and Keisha’s and they are hiding it so Uncle Sam and Darryl can’t get it. Funny.  Okay, so the Italian personal trainer that Keisha slept with possibly robbed them?

And this outfit that Christina has on is cute with the cut jean shit, glimmer dress but these bots make me want to holler!!! But this White and black ensemble that Val has on is cute!!!!! It makes up for the other mess she had on.  And the editing for this scene between Val and Jerry is horrible. When the camera is looking at her face, she is holding this yellow clutch down below her waist, but when it flips behind her to get a look at Jerry’s face….her arms are crossed without a clutch…lol. I mean all within a matter of seconds the switch keeps coming back and forth.  Jerry Waters….owner of the basketball team that her ex, QUINN, plays for!!!!

And can someone… I mean ANYONE hit Darryl with a bus!!!! He just called Val a bitch!!! HIT THIS FOOL SO WE CAN WRITE HIM OUT OF THE SHOW!!!! But I love Val’s red bottoms….cute! And April is moving out of Val’s house….wouldn’t that flag how April has money that she is keeping from Darryl?

And Queen Latifah is playing a news anchor named Sharon. WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Val slept with Sharon when they were in college?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just know that the net has to be going wild about this being an undercover way for Queen to come out of the closet!!! Wait, has she come out already? Hell if I know. But WOW!!!! My mouth can’t close!!!

You know where I will be next week!!!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Single Ladies~ Faking the Funk

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Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6:

We already know that I’m late writing this, via my Basketball Jump-off post (Basketball Wives). So let it go and let’s watch the show, shall we? Thank the Lawd for DVRs

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Oka, so if this the dude, Sebastian, from the last show that called her while she was at the table with Lamman?And what is up with this lace doilie looking shirt that Val has on? And then he called her a tease. Wow! He said that it is time to pay up just because he paid for her meals. OUCH!!! She said that just in case he cant read the sign on the wall says exit….lol.  Ummm… did April say that it is customary to give it up on the third date, and then Val returns with “isn’t it customary to honor your vows”.

Wait…. so April and her husband are back in marriage counseling? WHY? I swear this doilie shit makes Val look like something from the Victorian period.

Wait… someone broke into the store, and it turns out to b Christiana and some random dude having sex in the front window of Val’s store. Bwahahahah! I need Val to be around when I get arrested to talk to officer out of arresting me.

OUCH! This horrible acting between April and her husband makes me want them to hurry up and get a divorce just so that I dont have to see them fake this any more. I mean, really… he tells her how he is going to play dirty during the divorce? He would have to be stupid because she could turn it on him and use it for her benefit. I swear I want to Let’s Stay Together this show. Dont make me do it! I will, Lawd knows I will.

Bwahahahahahaha funny! They are listing all of the places where people have had sex in the store! JUST NASTY!!!

WOWZERS!! Malcolm just played Keisha….lol. funny! But this banter between the two of them is the best acting on the show to date!!!!

Casey? I’m tired of trying to keep up with who Val is seeing. The list of Val’s current men takes about as much time as me trying to decipher the Racks on Racks lyrics….lol DAYUM!!!! Casey’s body with the tatts look sexy as shit!!!!!! *shivers* Come hold me ….lol. And whatever! I would have let Casey cuddle with hisstiff manhood and all! That is a compliment! lol. Val just didnt trust herself….that is why she told him to back up…lol.

And April keeps stepping up trying to prove herself at this record label. I just feel like I am watching a dog beg.

WHY is Lisa Raye wearing these wigs!!! She is NATURALLY beautiful! I dont get it. GET IT MALCOLM!!!! I love this scene with the two of them at this pool table. SEXY!!!! *Rewind*. hahahahah The “quite a hump” line while Malcolm rubs Keisha’s but…..classic!!! lol. Didnt even see it coming. Kudos to the writer who didnt make that cheesy! And then Malcolm suggests that they just be friends? WTF!!!! Ugh!!! Nooooooo!!!! Who does that?!

What in the WORLD is wrong with Christina? I mean does sex run her life so much that she couldnt drop the clothes off and THEN have sex on the side of the road? I dont get it. I mean, I guess people are that careless but why must this character be this way?It almost seems so far fetched UNLESS she is doing drugs. UGH! Shoot the write who wrote this scene in.

YEH BUDDY!!!!!! Malcolm and Keisha… you freaks! Wait, did he turn her around to hit it from the…..no comment.  MIRI!!!!! I want to have a violinist on my album….I mean her work is PHENOM!!! Okay, I think I have a girl crush on Miri Ben-Ari. I’ve been a fan of hers since I first heard her I Have A Dream collabo. BRILLIANT!! So no, I am not jumping on her bandwagon for the first time tonight while you all have to go and Google her. She’s the true thing!

HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!! Malcolm got sex and then played Keisha by telling her to not pretend it was more than what it was!!!!! Girl…..get him aroused again and then let him suffer.

Why is Val’s nipples always erect? lol. Is it always cold inside of her store? Aww Casey is leaving to go to L.A. and wont be dating Val…..nooooo not a good man having to leave.

I still want to fire Chistine…or is it Christina because I’ve been calling her Christina the entire entry.

Next week lVal is going on a man cleanse? Ummmmmm okay.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Single Ladies~ A Lesson in Life

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Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5:

Episode 6:

Okay…. it should have better acting 3 episodes in, right?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

WAIT!  April is turning 25 years old? Is that how old I am supposed to believe that all of these women are?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Lamman Rucker just walked across the window of Val’s boutique and now he is in the shop with them!!!! THAT IS MY BABY DADDY!!!  Okay, so Lamman is playing Teddy. I remember when I met him at Howard’s Homecoming a few years back when he was launching his “LammanRucker.com” website…….*sigh*that is a fine, talented man, who smells good too. Now, back to the show. So Val walked out of the store all of a minute and managed to come back with a date from Teddy that she will haev to decline because she’s going out with the girls that night? I wish a trick would!!! I’d be with Teddy.

Okay, so Keisha got them all in an exclusive club called Majesty, which happens to be a cigar club for men with six figures. I wish I could remember the actor’s name who is playing Dr. Nolan Gifford, the man who caught Keisha’s attention and is quoting Homer.

YUMMY!!! Malcolm is laid up in bed with only a blanket covering his goodies as he hesitates and finally decides against texting Keisha. Good thing, because Keisha’s phone was busy doing a google search on Dr. Nolan Gifford. SMDH! That is just sad and tacky. I mean, to the point and good to do a background check for safety purposes but not for a financial purposes. The very sad thing is that women like this actually exist.

UGH! Someone kill me! Darryl’s HORRIBLE acting during this marriage counseling session is enough to make me quit watching the entire show. Ugh that was so fake!

T.O is in the building!!! Another man who is cute from the neck down! Omar is hilarious in the club. Wait, this is Val’s boutique that is being rented out? I thought that this was a club. Soooo where are here clothes? Ummmm, wait, did Christina really just put Val in her place? And T.O is hitting on Val.  And who is Sebastian? This guy is off the damn chain!!!! So now Val has Teddy, T.O. and Sebastian wanting her number? GOOD SAVE, KEISHA! But Horrible advice. I mean, okay… yes a girl should date but she should be honest with all men. Because if you can’t be honest from the break, then you will have to continue to lie. Am I wrong in my thinking?

Yummy. That’s all that I can say when I see Lamman. I simply LOVE how he talks with his eyes!!! *heart melts* Ummm….yeh, right. Teddy is a chiropractor and he gets up and gives Val a neck adjustment while at the dinner table. And he gives her a kiss. Soooo this conversation on the phone where he has to go get his brother and niece seemed semi-genuine, but I hate how Val played him to answer a text from Sebastian. She told Sebastian to pick her up or meet her in 26 mins. Maybe I have bad eyes, but they should have put bigger font on that phone, especially if it is important to the plot. Just saying…..

And in walks T.O with flowers and earrings. Wow! Okay… but one thing about T.O….he has charm.

Okay, so Keisha sent Malcolm to voicemail and went to the opera to see Porgy and Bess with Dr. Gifford.  Ummm…okay. Why does Val bring dudes back to her house or go to theirs al of the time? Is that safe when you just met these dudes? Annnnnnnnnnnd Teddy doesnt live in the house by himself? She even invites the whole family to watch Blades of Glory with them. I have NEVER seen it. Will have to Netflix it.

WOW!!! So Keisha went to dinner with the Dr. and she became the subject of the conversation when they judged her for being a dancer in videos.  Boy does she feel out of her league. I mean, she put herself in that situation by trying to pretend that she was something that she was not. Now, I am NOT saying that people who did not attend college cannot mingle with people who have, but know your place and be able to hold an intelligent conversation on current events and you will be find. NO matter who you are, do not fake it. So, in that retrospect, I cannot feel bad for Keisha in this situation.  So much like Val and her dating situation, this is a lesson in life. Learn what you are capable of, know your limits, and work with what you have and do not become greedy.

Bwahahahahah did Teddy just tell his neice to “be good for Aunty Val”?  I’m soooo blown over that.

Iam LOVING this outfit that Keisha as on while walking with the professor, even thought I still cant get use to Lisa Raye in all of this damn color. WOW!!!! Did Dr. Gifford just check Keisha so rudely? Hmmm… but I am proud that she stood up for herself. And then she walked right past Malcolm and she didnt even see him.  And I am loving that Val is putting Teddy in his place about how he threw his family on her. I mean, they hadnt even extablished if the really liked each other before he started treating her like a fiancee.

This birthday party is so quaint and sweet. And Darryl showed up with a gift….DAMN!!!! He brought her divorce papers on her birthday. This shiesty bastard.. And then Darryl even mentioned that he wanted half of her trust fund? DAYUM!!!!!! That was shady. Ugh!

Next week look scandalous as well.  Stay Tuned….the acting isnt better but the plot is thickening.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Braxtons~ Reunion Special

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Episode 7: Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight

Episode 8: Appreciate What Now?

Episode 9: DMV-isit

Episode 10: Papa Don’t Preach

I’m not hating, but can someone please tell me why Wendy Williams, of all people, got chosen to host the reunion? Was Perez Hilton or La La not available? Oh wait… they do VH1 and MTV… this is WE…okay.Never mind. I had to ask.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

Okay…. these people have money ( supposedly) and the ONLY person who is allowed to have wig issues will be Toni. Everyone else will be on my wig list! Okay, why is Wendy’swig jacked?! Mama Evelyn’s hair looks fresh but I never have a problem with her hair. Towanda’s hair is fresh and Trina’s hair is just barely making the list. I always want to pull Traci off camera and try to fix her wig just a little bit. Wait…. as they pan the audience i notice that Kim “Poprah” Kearney is sitting in the audience. She was a contestant on I Want to Work for Diddy on season 1 and she came back for season 2. I swear that is her… but anyway……

This recap of who has the shortest temper and Tamar’s unregistered websites is too much for me to recap. I do, however, laughed at the “that tasted like ass crack.com”.  Wait, so did Tamar just say ” I work hard to look like this. Its not cheap to look like this” all in the same damn breath? How hard is it to lift your husband’s black card? That wasnt apart of Kanye’s workout plan.

WOWZERS!!! I fell like Trina’s boos are about to fall out of this dress!!!! She must have some of that Tina Knowles double sided tape in full effect. Because honey!!! I sense a wardrobe malfunction in our near future.

I am proud of how Trina stepped up and admitted to how bad her drinking was at one point. I think that is a huge step in the right direction. How did I miss it when Trina said ” a sipping Christian is a slipping Christian”?!!!!!!! I’m using that one.

I am about 10 mins ( minus commercials) into this reunion show and all I can think of is…. they arent telling me anything new. I mean, usually the reunion show tells us stuff that we were unaware of during the regular episodes. Ummm.. I just feel like they are snipping in small recaps we’ve already seen.

Wait… Toni got FOUR record deals for her sisters?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ummm… so what in the world are they complaining about? Sitch ungrateful.net ass down somewhere!

Okay, so there was a “Who’s your fan favorite” poll… I didnt know about it. I would pic Trina….point blank. But…they picked Tamar.  Okay… so she got to wear this boyshorts and blazer outfit. I mean, it is cute…. but I wonder what Vincent had to say about it.

And they hit the wig comment. Oh lawd I wish I could have submitted a question. I mean theyr wigs arent always on point. Either make the wig look right or dont wear it at all!. bwahahahaha SHe said the cop ” damn near said ‘SayCheese'”.hahahahaha Wait… Toni said that she has over 100 wigs!!!! I knwo who to rob next.

hahahahaha!  Wendy asked Trina if she has ever had a threesome. Trina says, “Now , Wendy…. I cant tell you in front of my mother. If my mother wasnt sitting right there I would tell you yes, but since she is sitting here…..with that being said I cant answer the question.” hahahaha So, Toni has sense declined to pose in Playboy.

Okay, I just need Vincent to close his mouth when the camera is going to be on him. BWahahahahaha I think that Tamar is a trip. She said, ” I dont share my ding-a-ling”. And then Trina told Tamar, ” You are not my Dr.Schol’s, you dont know my comfort.”  hahahahaha Mama Evelyn said that she might win a “snow man” since she has been going out with the “snow flakes”.  Has Vincent gained weight since the end of the season stopped filming?

HOLD THE HELL UP!!! Who’s little boy is that up on the top row in the audience right after the Vincent vs Tamar slideshow? IS this really a show that kids should be watching when based on the topics? I mean, there isnothing too scandalous, but this is still about adult situations.

Sidebar: It is 1:41am and I am trying to catch up on these shows for you all. I really should be asleep.

Ummmmm… dont write with a pen what you could write with a pencil?  Ummmm Traci… boo, you lost me and the rest of America. You tried too hard boo. Just ignore the rest of these questions. Wait…. did Traci just walk off the stage and then came back 20 mins later after Tamar said that she lives in “Nutbush” Maryland.

Okay, so it ended with theirfather and that the relationship has not changed. I dont feel like I learned anything new…. but I am happy that they are coming back for a second season. I’m too sleepy to proof read this… hope you enjoy.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

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The Braxtons~ Papa Don’t Preach

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Episode 7: Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight

Episode 8: Appreciate What Now?

Episode 9: DMV-isit

Episode 10: Papa Don’t Preach

I’m ready to see Mama Evelyn go off on her ex-husband. What? You know that is why you are watching it too….lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

BWahahahahahah The fact that they have harmonized for Traci to call their father in an impromptu song is beyond clever & hilarious!

Ummmmm can someone please pop Tamar in the throat? Honey, can you please just do your part and then have her come back into the mix at the end. Do you think that this album can’t make it without her? And did Traci just say that she is moving to the ATL? And this wig or style that Traci has while on the couch discussing her father’s reason for not showing up reminds me of Robin’s ex-wife from Bebe’s Kids.

I agree with Trina. Why would their father fly to Atlanta but wouldn’t have driven a block away to meet them while they were in Maryland?

Antavius is Towanda’s attorney….ummmm… why would you bring Tamar on this trip? Why couldnt Toni come?And wait, did Towanda just say “we live together but we have no cohabitated.”? Ummm… I know what she meant, but that is NOT what it means.  Is cohabitated even a word? I know cohabited, but not cohabitated. lol.  Damn, can someone please hit this bitch ( Tamar) with a damn bus!!!! Oh this female is enough to make me try to find her just so I can fight her on the street. And I am glad that Towanda stepped up and attempted to put her in her place. DAYUM!!!! Tamar just roll called her sister! I would have pushed the trick out the window. Tamar said that Towanda and her husband are living with Toni and he’s driving the car that Tamar bought for Towanda……ouch! All of that may be true but can someone, anyone, please tell this woman how to talk to people!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOWZERS!!!!! Did Traci just say that she will even leave her husband if it means that the Braxton album is going to get recorded? WOW! And did Traci just call Patron “Jesus Juice”? hahahahahaha.

WOW! Michael Braxton, the father, is walking around like he just say everyone yesterday.  I mean, the way that he walked up to hug his grandkids was horrible. And how many times will he say , “How are you doing Miss E?”? lmao! Mama Evelyn said she is glad that she is saved. POW!!!!! Michael just called Mama Evelyn a “dirty lie”!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh snap! Someone get the bail money from under the mattress!    But why , oh why, is Tamar in the middle of this calling everyone’s wrong but can’t see when she is wrong. SNAP! Mama Evelyn told Michael that he use to “Lay it low & spread it wide. You don’t care who it is.” WOW! I am proud of Mama Evelyn. I shouldnt have been able to sit there that long. That is just a wound that you have to keep praying to heal because only God can fix that one.

Mama Evelyn is sitting on this couch looking just as young as her daughters. Hell… in this scene Traci looks the oldest. No offense, but that is true. bwahahahahaha “I’m sorry about the woman in you, but the woman in me said he needed to know how I felt.” I’m using that!

Dang. Towanda handed Andre the separation papers and all he said was Yeh and walked away. Girl, I know it hurts, but just let him walk away!

So, at dinner they all reveal something… just about. Towanda rehashes her separation, Traci reveals she wants to move to ATL and Toni is moving to LA. hahahaha And no one offered to help her pack.

Really?!I did not know that all of the sisters sang the intro song to the show. I just thought that it was Toni. bwahahahahah! Towanda told Tamar ” that’s a lie from the pits of hell”. hahahah I’m stealing that one too.  Judging by the look on Traci’s face… she’s about to explode in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Wait, why does everyone think that they cant do this album without Toni. I will try to understand but you will have to make this clear to me. And it ends with Traci storming out and Toni at home doing bed yoga with headphones on. Okay, so can we say that there will NOT be a Braxton album any time soon?

Guess we’ll have to wait until next season to find out.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

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Single Ladies~ “Southern” Cuisine

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Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4:

Episode 5:

Episode 6:

Okay…. it should have better acting 3 episodes in, right?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Ummm…. Why is Val taking advice from April? And can someone please tell me why Lisa Raye’s weave looks like she walked into a Tyler Perry Film? You know how their hair does.

WOW!!! Malcolm just snuck up on Keisha and the girls after not calling her after their one night stand?Ummmmmm…. what is up with the shirt that Keisha has on? The top is cute, the undershirt is beautiful…. but together? Ummmmmm…..And this writing. I think that the acting could be better if the writing were deeper. And then he [Malcolm] had enough nerve to go back to the table with another female!!!!!!!!!! Oh she [Keisha] is bullshitting herself. Girl you know you are phased by Malcolm.

And then they mentioned www.NecoleBitchie.com ! I want them to mention my blog too!

Keisha and this whole real estate license story line is off the chain. I dont know if I believe it.

DARRIN HENSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear this man gets finer with age.  And his character is Blake, the chef……sexy.

Who is this Mac Miller, the wanna be rapper trying to run game on April? Okay, so APril works for a record company? The CD cover said… KIDS…. is it a real group?

Umm.. Christiana has a British accent and she is going to be the other member of this wonderful cast. She is the new intern who snagged a position at Val’s boutique.

I love how Chili [TLC] keeps making guest appearances. Is she a co-producer or something? Is there really a Millionaires of Atlanta dinner? Umm… how come I didnt know about it before now?

bwahahahahaha. I love how April dipped so that Blake could tell the story about how he became achef. And sexy how he walked behind Val to show her how to chop. And how short is Darrin? He seems to be two split ends taller than Stacey.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Rick FOX!!!!!!!!Get it, Rick- Fox *hand gesture from The Game* Umm… really? Did Alex, the white guy who walked over to CHili just say he knows she likes big “packages”? HAHAHAHA! They even fed into what she said on her show. Dayum Rick Fox can get it! He gets better looking with age, too! DO they make all Canadians like him? I’m going back to Ottawa. I LOVE the actor that is playing Malcolm’s father. The suave matches; like father, like son! FYI: Malcolm is my favorite actor on the show, he is the most believable.

NO VAL!!! Back up off of Blake! You just met him!!! I know it is just a kiss… but make him work for it.  Man, I LOVE Rick Fox with facial hair. Wait… did Rick Fox think that Keisha was a hoe and put $5k in the palm of her hand to meet him at his hotel? I mean damn. If that were me and my bills had to be paid. I might have to take the $10k and freak a sexy man…. lmao! Pardon my morals, but my bills need to stay paid. What? Val is about to give it up to a chef for free.

Now, remind me to shop at Val’s store so that I can get a tab! This chick just straight up played you, boo. Damn, who is the cute guy sitting on the couch in the record label’s boss’ office? He is HOT! And why do I have a feeling that April will skip her marriage counseling session just to show off Mac Miller to her boss at the record label.

Christiana taking pics of the rich chick who wouldnt pay her tab was hilarious! I need her on my team.

And this marriage counseling session is boooooooooooooooooring and fake. And then the way that the record boss skipped over her being able to A&R the project… just a shame.

Why in the world do guys know about the 90 day rules? Women,just do it and not advertise it. They are talking TOOOOOOOO DAYUM MUCH for this to be sexy! Bwahahahahahahahahaha Blake said that all a woman needs is a penis! Wait.. .did he say that it is natural for a woman to go down on a man but unmanly for a man to go down on a woman? HAHAHAHAH! He doesnt do “southern” cuisine….hahahahaha That is priceless! 

OH SHIT!!!!!  Malcolm paid Rick Fox to proposition Keisha to see if she was a hoe? WOWZERS!!! bwahahahaha Val yelled ” Somebody bring this bitch Brute” when April forgot to tell her that Blake doesnt go downtown. bwhaahahaha Okay, humor at last.

Next week! Honey!!!! Is that T.O?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heavens!!! Cant wait!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Braxtons~ DMV-isit

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Episode 7: Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight

Episode 8: Appreciate What Now?

Episode 9: DMV-isit

I am writing this at 1am in the morning……I dont have enough hours in the day to do everything that I need to get done. *Sigh* But let’s get ‘er done.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

I LOVE the outfit that Trina was wearing when she walked in to visit Dr. Sherry for her therapy session. I know, I know… I was suppose to be focused on her issues….but this outfit is simplistically gorgeous. Wait, did Trina just LIE about the last time that she was caught drinking? They showed her drinking 2 hours ago and she said last night…lol.  WOW!!! Dr. Sherry just challenged Trina to NOT drink a single alcoholic beverage for 90 days. She is gone wind up drinking cough syrup or mouth wash to make it through the 90 days…lol.

Wait… isnt their father a preacher, or was a preacher? Hell, something in the church. Wow…. Toni said that she hates coming to the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia area) because it makes her feel anxious. Wowzers.  OUCH!!! Their dad had an affair for NINE years?!!! Where is that in the Bible? Okay, I dont understand it, but something more must have gone down……ummm did Toni just say that their father got married LESS than 30 days after the divorce papers were signed?

LMAO!!!! Trina didnt even make it a week beyond the challenge Dr. Sherrygave her before she failed

So, they havent sat down with their dad in 10 years? Toni’s got to be drugged up and numb to survive a trip to the DMV? And who are they leaving their kids with? Andre? Okay… letthem slip up and say what city Traci lives in and I will drive right on over!

Why are they getting on Traci’shouse and marriage? I mean, they are just dogging Kevin Sr out for how he treats Traci. Wow!Bwahahahahaha! Trina said that he stomach started pop locking! hahah And then they went on this tangent about how funky Trina’s booty was..lol. Mama Evelyn even asked, “What you have to eat, baby?” hahahahahaha Priceless.

Okay, can someone tell me why they are walking all the way down the street to “569”…their old family home?” And awww.. them harmonizing on the family steps was classic! I mean, their mannerisms were even transported back to the last time they were there. You could tell that it was meaningful to them.  But it was hilarious that the owner of the property threatened to call the cops on Toni….not all of them… JUST Toni. lmao!

It is now my mission to figure out where this little white church is that Mama Evelyn and Braxton got married in. I am so proud that Mama Evelyn was willing to come to brunch with the kids and her ex-husband. But he is late, not showing up and EVERY kid is calling him and it is going straight to voicemail. WOW!!! They all look like they will have a nervous breakdown collectivelyif he does not show up. The ONLY person who seems calm and not all that shocked is Mama Evelyn. WOW! I just feel bad even watching the fact that their dad didnt event show up. Who knew that all of this was going on with them? He didnt attend Trina’s wedding because his new wife wasnt invited? I mean, really? Come one now, what man of God acts like an ass?

Oh my word…. who trusts Trina with cooking anything other than a pot of hot water for her community service stemming from her DUI charges. But I am upset that Trina thought that she was too good to be in community service!

HOLD THE HELL UP!!!! I cant wait to see next week’s episode!!!! Their father shows up and Mam Evelyn brings out the Bible on his behind! PREACH!!! Okay… its 2am and I am headed to bed. Peace out!

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

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