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Single Ladies~ Indian Giving Love

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 9 August 2011 at 12:47 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Episode 8: Half Truths

Episode 9: Trust In Me

Episode 10: Settling for Less

What am I going to watch on Mondays?!!!!I mean, I complained about the acting but the script was banging!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

I am sooooooooooo confused. One moment the outside looks like it is night time, and then one sho tit looks like late afternoon. Then once the door is opened to the store you can tell it is a studio fake backdrop. Do they think I dont pay attention to the outside scene?

And then Christina left her laptop open with commentary about Val on it which is meant for her class vlog. Shame.By the way… I LOVE this look that Keisha has on….cute from head to toe.

Wait! Did they tell Val that she is wrong for sticking up for what she believed in? WHO IN THE HELL WROTE THIS MESS?! Val, if youwant a marriage and kids, you tell him. And if that is not what he wants, you cut your strings and you keep it moving. If he wants to be with you then he will meet you at the alter with a bag of frozen sperm. But you should never cut out something as important as marriage and kids. *SIGH* This advice is merely for entertianment and plot forwarding purposes. Read the rest of this entry »

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Single Ladies~ Settling for Less

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 4 August 2011 at 5:00 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Episode 8: Half Truths

Episode 9: Trust In Me

Episode 10: Settling for Less

I’m 2 days behind…… but at least I am writing it! hahahahahahaha !

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Okay, why is Val rocking this gorgeous dress in the middle of her shop? Oh, she is rocking it for a customer who is the same size as her. The cups of the dress are weird on her breasts though…yet still adorable. Read the rest of this entry »

Single Ladies~ Trust In Me

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 26 July 2011 at 12:49 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Episode 8: Half Truths

Episode 9: Trust In Me

Okay, so, I am still writing this, semi-on time…lol. I woke up in the middle of this and them blogged about Alphas followed by Basketball Wives. So, I had to come back to this.This is what happens when so many black shows come on in one night. I think they do that on purpose to cut down ratings. It is a conspiracy. C-O-N….Spiracy! lol. Leh Go!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

I love the song that is playing when the show comes on. Unfortunately, I HATE Christina’s outfit. WHY does she have on this neon skirt and her shirt is tucked in? FUGLY! I love this Janelle Monet looking outfit that Val has on. CUTE! So Val is wanting to have a dinner where all of their guys can meet. Well, April doesn’t have a guy so how does she fit in.

So Christina has been dating this new dude and she hasn’t had sex in 3 weeks with him. I hate females like her. I mean, get it in, but if a man takes it slow, appreciate him and then blow HIS back out when the time finally comes…lol.

I know these legs any where!!! Denise (Kelly Rowland) is already being rude and just wanting to use April for a free shopping spree at V’s.  So Denise is a DJ who April is trying to get to play Reed’s CD. And then she boasts of a Mercedes ( two-seater) with a Bose sound system….while telling April to pay for the rest of the shopping spree. I just need for April to get out of denial about how she feels about Reed.

This kinky set-up sex with her dude is disturbing. It is not as sexy as they think it is. Read the rest of this entry »

Single Ladies~ Half Truths

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 19 July 2011 at 1:30 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Episode 8: Half Truths

I made a vow that no matter what, this was going to be posted on Tuesday immediately following its air date. It is now 12:23am on Monday night, and after attending an event, blogging about Basketball Wives and Alphas…..I am going to blog about this and then take my butt to bed even though I have not blogged about the event I went to you yet. It’s all about priorities.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Oh yeh, I found out that the fashion designer in charge of Val’s outfit is none other than Atlanta’s own… Anthony Williams. You may know him from Project Runway.  It explains the out-there designs that sometimes work and sometimes don’t. Just saying. I’ve still got love for him though. Read More Read the rest of this entry »

Single Ladies~ Less-Beings

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 18 July 2011 at 1:29 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Yup… still running behind.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Late… I know… shut up.

 Okay, soooo How long has Val known Jerry before she lets him in her house, stand behind her and watch her turn her alarm off. Wait… didn’t someone JUST rob their house?*sigh* And couldn’t they have said all of this shit downstairs. And can Val PLEASE rock a bra in at least one of these episodes.

Ewwwww MORNING BREATHE and she is whispering… Does Keisha not smell her breathe while she is all up in her face. Loving the iPad advertisement…lol.

 Okay… so in college Val had a lesbian encounter with Sharon Love ( Queen Latifah). Sweeeeet.

 This artist Reed that April is supposed to be helping… I wouldnt have stuck my neck out for him. Wait… April is stupid with this money situation. I would have made Reed sign a contract and promise is first drug free child before I offered up to use my own money on his project. Hell. I wouldn’t even offer my money.

 Bwhahahahahaha “gay-looking” life. Hahahaha. Hahahah “Americais going to need another big-boned black woman, with amble bosoms to cry into.” WowSharon. And ummm… I saw the paparazzi thing happening the minuteSharonwent to brush off the “lint”

 WTF does Val have on? This pleatheristic, ill-fitting shirt and tight ass shorts look like a jacked up Halloween costume. I love the fact that he is mature enough to bring up the fact that Val use to date Q who was engaged to his daughter and happens to play for the team that he owns. And they must REALLY want the advertisement bucks….niiice Xbox connect.

 Bwhahahaha “You might want to butch up your run.” Who says that? Lol. But at least Keisha passed her real estate exam. I am loving this red ensemble that Keisha has on. WHO DESIGNED THAT!? I sooo want the dress… I wonder if they have it in purple.

 Sucks that Keisha is falling for Malcolm but Malcolm is just happy with them being booty call friends. Shame, isn’t that how it always it? Keep the panties to yourself girl.

 What is up with these yeast-culminating shorts that Christina have on? And her sleeping with her professor just looks like trouble. He looks like a stalker. But I love her bike though.

Okay, so Biz Markie is playing this dope producer called Super Tracks… interesting. And he’s had a crush on Keisha for how long? No comment. And who are the video infection tricks walking down the hall? But I am stealing her line though, “ Sorry boo, you’re like 5 years too late. I’m that chick they call now.” FRESH!!!  Even though I want to tell her that it is never that hot to be dressed like that in public. Sorry boo, I’m that chick they call dressed. Lol. But what the hell does Reed have on?

 Why does Super Tracks sound like he is running out of breath when he is talking to and/or about Keisha? Lol. OH SNAP!!!! Reed can really sing?!!! Who knew? I mean the beat is fresh and dope…until I look over and see Biz doing this head wobble with this hilarious grin. Bwhahahahaha Did he practically just came when he gave Keisha a hug? Lol. That’s what it looked like.

 Go head Diamond (Keisha), tell this little chicken head to make that money and don’t let it make her! Lol.  MESSAGE!

 WAAAAAAIT! So this little hoochie is Malcolm’s little sister? Bwhahahahahaah So Keisha slept with some dude and didn’t even know he had a sister. WOWZERS! MESSAGE!

 Ummmm can someone please tell me why Val fell back like she got punched in the face via the game.  Wait… didSharonjust say that “gay is the new black”? SoSharonneeds Val to pretend to be her lesbian lover until sweeps of her new show. Shame.

 SNAP!!! Reed overdosed!!!! So is he dead or is he just in the hospital?

Okay, so Tanya, Malcolm’s sister, did some porn so he bought Jasmine’s book to hide it. The same book that wrote about how Keisha stole Malcolm’s watch from Cam’ron’s set. FINALLY!!!! Malcolm confesses his true feelings for Keisha!!! YES!!!! *Standing O!!!!! That was sooooo sweet! I love it!!!

 Okay, so Reed is alive. He just OD-ed. Wait… did she really just bring him back to her new house. And this furniture is horrible!

 YIPEEE!!! Keisha and Malcolm are having sex!!! Sexy! So HOT!!!  But I feel some kind of way about it though… like she had to be dissed and dogged by him and play games before she finally got him. *Sigh* okay, I wont dwell. Hmmmm. Black love is beautiful!!! I want someone to butter my toast, too.

 Next week, well technically today’s, episode looks HOT!!!! Cant wait. I promise to be on time. Lol.

!!!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Single Ladies~ Men-On-Pause

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 7 July 2011 at 1:21 pm

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Yup… still running behind. I have SOOOOO Much to do and so little time. I promise one day I will run my own business and make a living at it and have enough time in one day to finish all tasks.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

I need to learn how to play poker. I think they are playing poker….lol. Yep… its poker. Charles? Sexy Banker 37….. and why is she running off this man’s credentials like this? I mean, no WONDER why these women are single as hell. Hell… at least they have first dates, woman, you better enjoy this.

P.S. This acting sucks. It had something to do with the tone of Lisa Raye’s and Stacy’s voice. If they spoke in a little lower tone it would seem less fake.  The Janet jokes were funny though, clever.

And WHAT is up with these red pleatheristic pants that Val had on. Pleather looks HORRIBLE on a big ass and this tiny ass it looks like it is trying to scrunch up. This is a HUGE fashion FUCK NAWL!Wait…. is her blouse TUCKED INTO THESE TACKY PANTS?!!! That stylist should be fired!

Amadeo? Or however you would spell this personal trainer’s name. lol. Wait… did he just say that chocolate offers and energetic boost? COME BE MY TRAINER!!!!! Wait, this is borderline molestation… I mean, how long has he been her trainer? I mean… we saw that one coming……sex was just bound to happen. I mean, the scene where he had her leg up by his neck… he looked like a Romance novel…lol.  Well, good to know that he likes his “chocolate” lol But sex on the couch though? And this isn’t even your house? Just TRIFFLING!

I love the golf outfit that Val has on. And I have a feeling that April’s card is going to be declined… DAMN!!! I didn’t even get to type it out before the clerk said it was declined. And who is this older dude in the golf club?

And why does April still have a shared account with her husband if he has already threatened to take half of her trust fund? Either she is stupid or this is some bad writing. Again…. I’m not trying to Lets Stay Together This!!!

And this guys just offered to pay for the $2000 worth of stuff that Val purchased.  Oh, his name is Geri or Jerry….however he wasn’t to spell it. So Jerry Waters. Interesting. How come I couldn’t find a guy to do that for me when I was in Atlanta?

Okay, did Christina suck Val Stokes into this college party? And the sleeves on Keisha’s dress just messed this dress up for me. And why is Keisha upset that Malcolm is in a magazine with another model. I thought that you were through with him. Chuck it up and stop complaining. Also, who is this youngin’ playing Clayton Dixon? He is juicy!!! But no, seriously, how old is he in real life, because he can get it! And hold up!! Did OMAR just find a college dude to holler at? He should have checked for ID. And Christina is sexing the professor in the bathroom? That girl and her sex issues make my stomach hurt!

Omar is so fine to me. Why do all of the cute ones have to be gay?

WOW!! Darryl bought a Beamer!!!! But he used April’s money. And cant April sue him for this. I really HATE his acting. I mean, I REALLY HATE his acting. Again… why does she have a shared account with her soon-to-be ex-husband?!!!!

And Omar blatantly hitting on Jerry? I mean, he could have been a new customer or something. Do professionals do that? I mean, the way that Val lets her people act in her business blows me. Well This entire sequence where Jerry talks Val into going to dinner with him, was cute… drawn out.. But cute.  Also, that is the SIMPLIEST lock on a business that I have ever seen. My cousin pookie could pick that with my Aunt’s sewing shears.

Wait, They live across the street or near the business? WTF is this tutu & bedazzled 80’s gym shirt that Val has on for this date? Some of her outfits are starting to confuse me. I know you can think outside of the box but this shit is not even cute! SNAP! So she walks into the house and it looks like someone has robbed her blind. Hmm… she did have that deposit from the store on her and Omar did offer to drop it off. She should have let him. SMDH.

Okay, so why does this sequence look like something out of a politician getting arrested for bribery? All of this cash is April’s and Keisha’s and they are hiding it so Uncle Sam and Darryl can’t get it. Funny.  Okay, so the Italian personal trainer that Keisha slept with possibly robbed them?

And this outfit that Christina has on is cute with the cut jean shit, glimmer dress but these bots make me want to holler!!! But this White and black ensemble that Val has on is cute!!!!! It makes up for the other mess she had on.  And the editing for this scene between Val and Jerry is horrible. When the camera is looking at her face, she is holding this yellow clutch down below her waist, but when it flips behind her to get a look at Jerry’s face….her arms are crossed without a clutch…lol. I mean all within a matter of seconds the switch keeps coming back and forth.  Jerry Waters….owner of the basketball team that her ex, QUINN, plays for!!!!

And can someone… I mean ANYONE hit Darryl with a bus!!!! He just called Val a bitch!!! HIT THIS FOOL SO WE CAN WRITE HIM OUT OF THE SHOW!!!! But I love Val’s red bottoms….cute! And April is moving out of Val’s house….wouldn’t that flag how April has money that she is keeping from Darryl?

And Queen Latifah is playing a news anchor named Sharon. WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Val slept with Sharon when they were in college?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just know that the net has to be going wild about this being an undercover way for Queen to come out of the closet!!! Wait, has she come out already? Hell if I know. But WOW!!!! My mouth can’t close!!!

You know where I will be next week!!!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Single Ladies~ Faking the Funk

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 5 July 2011 at 1:51 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6:

We already know that I’m late writing this, via my Basketball Jump-off post (Basketball Wives). So let it go and let’s watch the show, shall we? Thank the Lawd for DVRs

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Oka, so if this the dude, Sebastian, from the last show that called her while she was at the table with Lamman?And what is up with this lace doilie looking shirt that Val has on? And then he called her a tease. Wow! He said that it is time to pay up just because he paid for her meals. OUCH!!! She said that just in case he cant read the sign on the wall says exit….lol.  Ummm… did April say that it is customary to give it up on the third date, and then Val returns with “isn’t it customary to honor your vows”.

Wait…. so April and her husband are back in marriage counseling? WHY? I swear this doilie shit makes Val look like something from the Victorian period.

Wait… someone broke into the store, and it turns out to b Christiana and some random dude having sex in the front window of Val’s store. Bwahahahah! I need Val to be around when I get arrested to talk to officer out of arresting me.

OUCH! This horrible acting between April and her husband makes me want them to hurry up and get a divorce just so that I dont have to see them fake this any more. I mean, really… he tells her how he is going to play dirty during the divorce? He would have to be stupid because she could turn it on him and use it for her benefit. I swear I want to Let’s Stay Together this show. Dont make me do it! I will, Lawd knows I will.

Bwahahahahahaha funny! They are listing all of the places where people have had sex in the store! JUST NASTY!!!

WOWZERS!! Malcolm just played Keisha….lol. funny! But this banter between the two of them is the best acting on the show to date!!!!

Casey? I’m tired of trying to keep up with who Val is seeing. The list of Val’s current men takes about as much time as me trying to decipher the Racks on Racks lyrics….lol DAYUM!!!! Casey’s body with the tatts look sexy as shit!!!!!! *shivers* Come hold me ….lol. And whatever! I would have let Casey cuddle with hisstiff manhood and all! That is a compliment! lol. Val just didnt trust herself….that is why she told him to back up…lol.

And April keeps stepping up trying to prove herself at this record label. I just feel like I am watching a dog beg.

WHY is Lisa Raye wearing these wigs!!! She is NATURALLY beautiful! I dont get it. GET IT MALCOLM!!!! I love this scene with the two of them at this pool table. SEXY!!!! *Rewind*. hahahahah The “quite a hump” line while Malcolm rubs Keisha’s but…..classic!!! lol. Didnt even see it coming. Kudos to the writer who didnt make that cheesy! And then Malcolm suggests that they just be friends? WTF!!!! Ugh!!! Nooooooo!!!! Who does that?!

What in the WORLD is wrong with Christina? I mean does sex run her life so much that she couldnt drop the clothes off and THEN have sex on the side of the road? I dont get it. I mean, I guess people are that careless but why must this character be this way?It almost seems so far fetched UNLESS she is doing drugs. UGH! Shoot the write who wrote this scene in.

YEH BUDDY!!!!!! Malcolm and Keisha… you freaks! Wait, did he turn her around to hit it from the…..no comment.  MIRI!!!!! I want to have a violinist on my album….I mean her work is PHENOM!!! Okay, I think I have a girl crush on Miri Ben-Ari. I’ve been a fan of hers since I first heard her I Have A Dream collabo. BRILLIANT!! So no, I am not jumping on her bandwagon for the first time tonight while you all have to go and Google her. She’s the true thing!

HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!! Malcolm got sex and then played Keisha by telling her to not pretend it was more than what it was!!!!! Girl…..get him aroused again and then let him suffer.

Why is Val’s nipples always erect? lol. Is it always cold inside of her store? Aww Casey is leaving to go to L.A. and wont be dating Val…..nooooo not a good man having to leave.

I still want to fire Chistine…or is it Christina because I’ve been calling her Christina the entire entry.

Next week lVal is going on a man cleanse? Ummmmmm okay.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

2011 BET Awards

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 27 June 2011 at 3:44 am

Okay, so, I had a show to do tonight and so I wished that I could have been home to watch it first hand with everyone else and have this already once it wrapped… but that is not my fate tonight. Shout Out to my Muse Café fam for booking a show on the same night as the Sell Out Awards!!!! Smart…lol. So I am picking up where my DVR began. Let’s Go!

So, I first have to say that I find it hilarious that Karmin managed to be on the BET Awards! I AM A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE fan, but if I did it to the Justin’s and Eminem I have to do it to them… DAMN… it’s the BLACK Entertainment Television Awards. So obviously you don’t have to be black, just do our music…lol. Shout out to Paul Mooney…lol. But I still have the utmost respect for them and EVERYTHING they do I will support it! It is positive and they turn dirty lyrics into clean lyrics and I respect that. Now if Busta really does do something with them I will be the FIRST in line to buy it.

Now, @Mattieologie on Twitter said,”Kanye needed to bombard the stage and say Debra Lee’s dressdoesnt care about black people.” THAT IS THE FUNNIEST TWEET EVER!!! When I saw this horrible ass dress I thought back to the Chitterling Circuit when they had the “Mammy” dresses where the slave children came up from under her tent dress. I swear Step and Fetch It were about to break out into a routine. I really don’t like this woman. Ugh.

Look at the TEETH on Lastarr!!! She looks gorgeous in her glam make-over… but those teeth are HUGE!

Okay… Racks on Racks On Racks….The dancers behind him look like retired strippers. They look so broke down. Lol. But at least I can FINALLY understand what the fuck that he is saying. *Fast Forward* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait! Did Nelly roll up on the stage and create a remix. AND THEN HE HAD THE NERVE TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ALABAMA UNIVERSITY’S BITCH ASS ROLL TIDE?!!!!!!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE, BITCH!!!! Auburn University to the day I die and BEYOND!!! Alabama stand up! I just tweeted mad tweets about it. UGH!!! I don’t like Nelly any more because of that. Smdh.

MARY J!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She almost doesn’t look like MJB! She’s gotten a little thicker so I guess that is why. But she still looks beautiful. Poor Mary, she has never been able to hold an 8 count for longer than 2 bars, but boy can she sing her ass off or WHAT! I love her! I want that metal belt too! WHAT!!!! She brought miss Anita Baker out?!!! I stood up in my own damn house and clapped for Miss Anita!!!! And because I respect some of my elders I will try my hardest not to comment on her dress…just know that I am thinking that it is too short and ill-fitted. That bottom slip is creeping and scaring the mess out of me with these cameras at the bottom of the stage. But her voice is FOREVER ON POINT!!! Jadakiss! Khalid is like the modern day hype man. And Reginae is in the audience next to Drake looking cute in the audience. Okay…. I am not feeling this premier of MJBs… she started screaming. I have a thing about premiering new stuff live.

Awww MC Lyte is narrating it again!

Who are these little kids dancing to Lil Wayne’s 6 Foot 7 Foot?OH SNAP! That was a little girl that did the head spin. B-Girls in the house! All of them combined are 20 years old…lol. But they can dance! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL Nawl! Kevin Hart did not come out there with that weak ass step like he pledged Midget Phi Heightless! Bwhahahahaahh I am cracking up at this. These kids are out stepping his ass! Hahahahahaah comedy! WOWZERS!!! Reginae and Lil Wayne smiled at the same time and I be damned if this isn’t the first time that I thought she looks JUST LIKE HER DADDY! We always see her with Toya, but nawwwww babay, that is Baby Carter all day!

So Little Kevin Hart is the host for this year….. gonna be funny. Bwhahaha He asked Busta Rhymes if he is wearing a brain, because he vest is suspect. Oh lawd! Kevin introduced the “No Man”. Its much like they “Yes Man” of the group except it is the person who tells you the truth about everything and I have a feeling he is about to go IN on his friends. Kevin says: “Fabolous, take the shades off. I’m sick of it; I don’t want to see it any more.” “Trey Songz, stop taking your shirt off. You look like a beige greyhound.” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh lawd I can’t take it. That one almost made me pee myself!!! “Ne-Yo, take the hat off. Wait! False alarm. Keep it on. I saw your head. I saw Ne-Yo’s head in Stomp the Yard and first thing I thought was ‘Take me to your leader’” GO IN , KEVIN!!!!! Hahahahahahaha “Snoop, it’s not legal, I don’t care how much you try to make it legal. Everyone knows what I’m talking about, I don’t need to say it.” “Here’s my problem with Jamie [Foxx]. Jamie got in a fight at an Usher Concert. …..First of all, what the hell was your old ass doing at an Usher concert? Second of all, what song does Usher have that pissed you off to the point that you felt you needed to fight? Was it OMG? ‘If I hear OMG one more time I’m going to punch my manager in the got damn face.’ You’ve got to start acting your age.” “Which brings me to Puff. Here’s my problems with you; I’m sick of the nicknames. …No one cares about the nick names. You know what people care about…Where the hell is Craig Mac!”

I love how Taraji called herself a gadget-gadget girl. The Rep. Wiener joke kind of flop but it was cool that they are viewing votes off of the HTC tablets instead of envelopes.

Best MaleR&B
Chris BrownWinner
Cee Lo Green
Bruno Mars
Trey Songs
Usher

Okay, so WTF Is up with this broke down look that Chris Brown has on with this chin guard? I’m blown. Did he forget it as an award show? Black people we have to do better. And this dress is NOT cute, to me, on LaLa… I have seen her do better. Her side view’s nice but her frontal is giving me odd shapes.

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE REED BETWEEN THE LINES!!!!!!! Two of my favorite people coming back on television. $500 Kelsey Grammar has something to do with this…lol.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo, I have to fast forward because someone told me that I would be visually molested by Rick Ross’s titties!!! Can I press charges from home? Sooooo WTF is Drake used via a track when he is in the house? That looked stupid. *Fast Forward. * I wish this nigga [Ace Hood] would pull his damn pants up. Seeing his draws is NOT the business… it makes you look stupid. At least Weezy has on the longest Wife Beater I’ve seen in my life and it covers his ass. AH!!!!!! I still caught a glimpse of his titties!!!!!!!!!! I’m suing BET. You’ll bleep cuss words but wont blur this bastard whale tits?!!!! WTF is wrong with you! Audience Shot: I love how Trey Songz’ shirt says “Happiness is Expensive”. The Smith family is comical to watch jam to this song [Hustle Hard]. Puuuuuuure comedy. Even Will was getting down but Willow was jamming the hardest though.

I am in LOVE with Tracee Ellis Ross’ outfit!!!!!! She is soooooo freaking gorgeous!!!! And Malcom Jammal Warner…. Baby!!!!!

Young Stars Award
Shenell Edmonds
KeKe Palmer
Diggy Simmons
Jaden Smith-Winner

Willow Smith-Winner


Before they announce the winner… Ihave to wonder if this is the first time that siblings ( under the age of 14) have ever had to go up against each other in an award show category. And then I have to wonder…..how will Jaden feel when Willow takes this. I could easily eat my words as soon as I press play, but that is my opinion. Wait… they have a tie!! Hahahaha its Jaden AND Willow Smith…hahaha I think they did that on purpose…lol. But congrats to them both. I bet it wouldn’t have been a tie if it was Keke or Shenelle. Just saying. Awww so cute that Jaden and Willow hugged each other before going up there… *Rewind* Jada & Will look like the proudest parents in the entire world!!!! But WTF is Jada wearing? These zebra inspired pants with this gold top? Really, Jada? I love that here you have two kids who are doing it CLEAN!!!! I applaud them both for not selling out to the business to make it! Your daddy made millions…you can make it too. We need clean art! DON’T CHANGE!!!

Kevin said: “Rick [Ross], if you want to come out and open your shirt up, I feel like you should at least put a sports bra on. It was all over the place; you’ve got to take them down, you’ve got to do something.” “Will, I’m gonna talk about Jada’s pants when I come back. I didn’t forget about those pants.” I TOLD YOU!!!

Bwhahahahah Kevin said about Real Housewives and Basketball Wives: “they let women who have never met each other pretend like they’ve been friends for life.” Hahahahahah So true! “So it has inspired me to make a show of my own.” HEEEEEEEELLLL NAWL! The Real Husbands of Hollywood. Starring Bobby Brown [aka Da King], Kevin Hart [aka Little Trick], Jermaine Dupri [aka JD], and Nelly [aka The Juice Man]. Lawd, after this skit I have seen it all! Hahahahahaha. BWAHAHAH! And then Kevin puts on a shirt that says, “I’m a factor, bitch!” hahahahaha Tammi must be having a fucking field day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahah Okay, I HAVE to give the play by play of this skit, otherwise you wont know why I am laughing so damn hard.

Sitting at the table, seemingly playing cards, are Nelly, Bobby Brown, Kevin Hart, JD, and Anthony Anderson.
Nelly: You, Kev. I’m calling you a bitch, Kev.
Kev: That’s funny, because I see a bigger bitch sitting across from me with an Apple Bottom t-shirt on. Let me tell you something, dude. You’re a non-motherfucking factor, homie. You’re a non-motherfucking factor, dude.
Side interview with Kevin: Why would I think that Nelly is NOT on the juice? Looks like a gotdamn pitbull on a leash. I aint never seen nobody’s neck that damn strong, on a human.
Nelly throws a glass of water in Kevin’s face from across the table.
Side interview with Nelly: (Rubs his face to gather thoughts). Uhhh, he looked thirsty.
Kev: (Wiping his eyes) JD!
JD: Why you keep calling my name?!
 Side interview with Bobby: I started this House Husband thing. I was, you know, the first one to land me one of the big fish. You know, it’s a fishing pole, it’s a broom stick. Either way, you can catch something with it.
Anthony: What?!
(Kevin takes off his shirt to wipe the water off his face because it has gotten in his eyes and this reveals the HUGE tattoo on his back that says Mariah. In walks Nick Cannon while the “Mariah” tatt is revealed.)
Side interview with Nick: He knows how I feel about my wife
Kev: (to Nick) Why the fuck you come back from the bathroom looking like Lisa Raye for?  (Nick throws another glass of water in Kevin’s face)
Side interview with Kevin: Look man, I tried to explain to Nick’s little drummer boy ass what the tattoo was about. It don’t have nothing to do with Mariah. She’d not the only Mariah in the world. I could name another Mariah. (pause and faces as he tries to think of another Mariah but fails). Mariah carry is the only one that comes to my mind…. now.
(Close out of the clip with the mock show’s outro)

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Presses rewind all over again*

Keri Hilson and Laz Alonso…. Cute skit.

Best Female Hip Hop Artist

(It doesn’t take a genius to know that Nicki wont this, right?)

Diamond
Cymphonique
Lola Monroe
Nicki Minaj-Winner

I love how Nicki is taking Weezy and Drake on stage. She ACTUALLY looks decent and cut in this stripped pink dress. Nicki said “Wow, I cant believe I won” and the entire audience laughs at the fact that she really didn’t have any competition….lol. Telling statement of the times of female hip hop artists, isn’t it? But she comes back with a “no, no, no, no.” because she knows why they laughed. And as hard as she tried… we were all ready to laugh at anything she said pertaining to the fact of “she didn’t expect to win”. Bwhahahaha. Now THIS is comedy!

JILL SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She looks just as beautiful in this red dress as she did a few weeks ago when I had lunch with her while she wore a simple shirt and jeans. This woman is flawlessly gorgeous! So the name of the bar is Warm Daddy’s; it the back drop for Jill’s set. HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!! My play baby’s daddy, Idris “I would drink this man’s bath water” Elba just walked into the set! BET why are you playing with my motherfucking emotions?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her voice is amazing!!! I love the backdrop for this song. Beautiful!!!! If you have not gone to pick up a copy of The Light of the Sun, then honey….you are 5 days late! What are you waiting on! And Idris need not sit with his legs open liked that. I am not saved today, besides….I rewound Takers enough during his boxer brief scene to know what he is working with, THANK YOU, LAWD!

And apparently, Idris Elba won Best Actor Award; would have missed that if I had fast forwarded through this commercial. Plus the trailer for The Help, which was an amazing book so I cant wait for the movie!

Helllll nawl! He did NOT bring out the 5 Heartbeats!!!!!!!! I’m never going to sleep. I’m gonna watch that at 5 o’clock in the morning after I finish blogging this! Hahahahahaha. But who was off beat in the back. It wasn’t Duck because he is up front near Church. Oh shit… it was Michael Wright’s off beat ass! Eddie Cane, Eddie Cane. Wow!!!! “So, how does it feel to be me.?” Lol.

Best Group
Cali Swa District
Dirty Money-Winner

N.E.R.D
New Boyz
Travis Porter

Public Service Announcement: I REFUSE to call them Diddy Dirty Money. Y’all are just Dirty Money to me. But I LOVE how they were all dressed up in all white, Dirty Money that is.

The music ministry of Mali Music….? Did I say that right? All the way from Savannah, Georgia. I love the way that he starts out. Interesting.

Best Movie: For Colored Girls-Winner
Best Video Director of the Year: Chris Robinson-Winner

Okay… ummm. Why does Chris Brown have on Mickey Mouse pants? Did his knee caps swell? We’ve seen his dick so I know that’s NOT it. And the 80s inspired shoulder-pad, armless jacket is creepy. And what’s up with the M.C Hammer pajama pants after the wardrobe change at the start of Look At Me Now? Ummm.. I’m is confused-ed….yes, I’m is. And Umm…BET, you missed ALL of his cuss words. Lol. Yo, but the HUGE eyes on the side as Busta busses it!!!!!!! FIRE!!! Uhhhhh Busta is my other baby daddy, after David Banner, because he just gets finer and finer the older he gets!!! Busta could get it from the grave, I swear he could! Chris Brown’s Isolations are off the chain. And the way he jumped off the stage and ended his performance by scaring the shit out of the people in the front row as his feet hurled towards their faces…..classic!

And damn, even M.C. Lyte gets wardrobe changes? Hahhahaha. She looks fab though so I don’t mind….I just noticed.

I saw Pooch Hall twitpic them backstage with Brandon T Jackson. Just wonderful! Plus, HOSEA CHANCHEZ CAN ALWAYS GET IT!!! ALABAMA STAND UP!!! Y’all see how we make ‘em in the south! Hosea is fine enough to stalk if I didn’t already have goals, fear jail, and had a good paying job. I’d snitch on the people who robbed Jesus’ gave to spend 3 hours with him. I just need Hosea, some magnum condoms (I’ve seen the pics. Anything less wouldn’t work….TRUST ME), butter pecan ice cream, a New York Candle, silk scarves, 2 poodles, and scooter. What? DON’T JUDGE ME!!!

Best Colaboration
B.o.B f/ Hayley Williams of Paramore ( I LOVE Paramore BTW) for Airplanes
Chris Brown, f/Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes for Look At me Now-Winner

Chris Brown f/ Tyga & Kevin McCall for Deuces
Waka Flocka Flame f/ Roscoe Dash & Wale for No Hands
Rihanna f/ Drake for What’s My Name
Kanye West f/ Rihanna for All of the Lights

I think that it would suck for Chris or Rihanna NOT to win this category when you were nominated TWICE! But thankfully Chris did win! Bwahahaha Chris said, “Public speaking is not my strong suit.” HILARIOUS!!! Busta took it home as he quoted the song, “ Gotta taste and I gotta grab it, and I gotta cut all through this traffic just to be at the top of the thrown. Let ‘em know we gotta have it!”

Subway Sportsman and Sportswoman of the Year:
Michael Vick and Serena Williams-Winners

Oh lord…. I HATE unreleased songs….even if it is sung by Alicia Keys. I guess that her pregnancy gave her a thing for being on top of pianos. You remember that shit that scared us all? And ummm… why does her hair look like her and Swizz got it on in a broom closet before she was scheduled to come out to perform. Okay, Mama still have baby belly. Don’t you all have personal trainers for stuff like that? Because a wide flat butt is NOT cute… trust me. I am the President of Assless Anonymous. Wait, I thought Kevin said this was a never heard before song? And Bruno Mars is sounding SOOOOO much better than that other performance he did where he sounded like ass. What?! Don’t hate me, shiiit. Hate his vocal couch for not warming his ass up that time. Would it be wrong of me to fast forward through this? AH!!!!! Rick Ross came out! In fear of seeing his tits again… I MUST fast forward this!

This Nick Minaj Barbies and Justin Bieber’s Bieber-fever fans face-off is hilarious!

Best Male Hip Hop
B.o.B.
Drake
Lil Wayne
Rick Ross
Kanye West- Winner


So Kanye could not be there. Was it me or did Nicki sound disappointed that it wasn’t Weezy?

I’m trying to figure out who Diggy looks like because LAWD if that boy was legal I would tell y’all how fine he is. But he did mention the http://www.BET/com/ctmd site.

WOW! Kerry Washington always looks gorgeous. Deidra Sanders, 2 time All-American athlete from Georgetown University. She began the Grassroot Project which teaches AIDS awareness to young people. Howard Gentry, in 1979, he founded Young Blacks in Action, Inc after being frustrated over the lack of positive afterschool activities for Orlando students. We salute them for their efforts.

Is it me or does Big Sean look like the love child of Ralph Tresvant and Tevin Campbell? And what is up with Chris Brown doing the Diddy Stroll? I swear he threatened me to “take that” at the end of the walkway. I did NOT know that the song said, “hit this ass up like its my last”. Thanks BET censors for fucking up on your job! Lol. Wait… was that Raven’s friend from That’s So Raven dancing in the isle? WTF are Disney kids doing dancing to secular music? Lol

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I talked about Ralph and out comes Johnny Gill. Lol He brought out Kimberly Nichole from Seattle Washington. And I would listen to what she is trying to sin but this orange ass tu-tu is throwing me off.

OH SHIT!!! I am going to wake up the entire neighborhood in my suburban haven by laughing at this second clip of The Real Husbands of Hollywood…. bwhahahahahahahahaha
They are all sitting around the poker table again.
Kevin: You know, all of that throwing water and juice on me… that’s one stop. I took those because I was thirsty, don’t do it again. I could have busted your ass, Nick, but I didn’t.
Side interview with Nick: I’m in a new place right now. Zen mode, but I can defend myself.
Bobby Brown: The King use to take Judo back in September of ’84.
Silence in the room

Kevin:
 Okay, Bobby, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about; I don’t even know why you said it. But I know what, I know who you wont fight… Eminem.
Bobby Brown, JD, Anthony, & Nelly: Whoa!
Nick: (jumps up and takes off his jacket) Fuck it! Aight, I’m tired of this. I will whoop Eminem’s butt, I aint scared of him. Matter of fact, I’ll whoop any white boy who’s name starts with an M; Macaulay Culkin, Matthew McConaughey, Melanie Griffith.
Side interview with Nick: The man’s talking about your wife and you cant really rap. Whatchu ‘sposed to do?
Nick: (yelling) I’ll whoop everybody. Bobby, I’ll whoop your ass!
Bobby: What the King do? Hold Up, Hold up!
Nelly: Now that’s the juice.
Nick: (to Kevin) Say something else, Kev.
Kevin: The only thing I will say is…. is that you need to work on your legs. That’s all I’m saying. He’s a little too big up top.
Nick pours an ENTIRE bucket of water on Kevin. BWHAAHAHAH Kevin does the scream he does from his comedy routine, the way he says his son screams, and then runs off in the MOST HILARIOUS WAY I HAVE EVER SEEN A GROWN MAN RUN IN MY LIFE!!!
Bobby: You know the King knocked out Scott Bell back in ’94. Bloooo Bloooop.

THESE FOOLS ARE OFF THE HOOK!!!

I’m straight up telling my age for even knowing who Cherelle and Alexander O’Neal are….lol.

Best New Artist
J. Cole
Bruno Mars
Miguel
Willow Smith
Wiz Khalifa- Winner

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww did he really just Kiss Amber Rose on her forehead. Ummmm it looked like two dudes kissing. What? You were thinking it too!

Awwwwww Nia Long looks GORGEOUS!!!!! I mean, she always does… but she makes a beautiful mommy-to-be.

I’m confused with Trey Songz’ jacket. And he is stripping from the beginning!!! He wasted no time saying, “Fuck You , Kevin Hart. My beige greyhound body pays my bills!” bahahahaha LIRL. One thing about Trey, when I met him a few years ago, you would never believe how thick he really is. He looks very slender but he has some mass to him…sexy. Until….I see this negro’s draws. Pull ya pants up negro! Look at Queen Latifah singing along. Wait…t he timing of this transition was HILARIOUS!!! If you have this on your DVR…rewind it. Right when Trey says, “Even I need a little motivation” the male dancer for Kelly Rowland’s performance rolls up behind, in the background, and props his legs open right beside Trey’s right side ( your left if you’re looking at the screen, which you are)….hahahahahahah Wrong camera angle, BET….but thanks for the laugh! *rewind*

Okay, I really am a Kelly Ro fan, yes I am. …..but she has always had this delayed rhythm. I almost want to tell her not to dance and just sing. But I am loving this hat, circa Mary J Blige No More Haters. I am loving that she is singing live!!!! BEAUTIFUL! I want her shoes!! Damn…. This break down!!! *licks lips!* Did she rob a male strip club in L.A. for these dancers? Uhmph. Okay, WTF was that nose-bleed section camera shot for?!!!! You mean to tell me that you switched so we couldn’t see Trey pat Kelly’s ass? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!? You INVENTED UNCUT?!!!!! Wait… was Trey really on K-Ro like that as they went down into the trap floor?!!!

I stand and SALUTE the men and women of our Armed Forces!!!! As a military kid… I will FOREVER salute you! Thank you!

Here comes Debra Lee with this mammy Dress! I really hate this woman. *Fast Forward*

State Farm Humanitarian Award: Steve Harvey
Best International Act (UK): Tinie TempahWinner
Best International Act ( Africa): 2Face Idibia/ D’Banj (NAIJA STAND UP!!!!)Winner

The tribute to Bishop Walter Hawkins was absolutely wonderful. I almost felt bad for cussing just a few sentences earlier. But then I saw Nicki Minaj pretending to know the lyrics to Thank You and I laughed too hard to feel remorse. I grew up on this song! You better go ahead and sang that son Deitrick!!! If Tye Tribbet comes out… I’m gonna have church in my room. OH SNAP!!! Mary Mary!!! Donnie was enough, but they are trying to save the entire audience…. TINA BETTER BLOW!!!

OhLAWD.org! Here come The Braxtons!! I love how Toni came out first though. And WTF does Tamar have on? Did she and Toni not get the “we’re wearing white dresses” memo?

Best Gospel Artist
Mary Mary-Winner

Miss Gladys Knight!!!!! She still looks beautiful I tell you black doesn’t even contemplate cracking! Oh yeh… she is honoring Patti LaBelle. Patti, Patti look amazing!!!!! I wonder if Patti will come out of those shoes tonight? Lol. Y’all know that she is good for it. Hahahaha I love how they showed her kicking off her shoes after I said it…lol. I told you!!! YOU BETTER SANG IT, PATTI! Wait… lmao!! That is Cee Lo Green….hahahahaha All I saw from a distance was the hat! But his voice speaks perfectly. I’m gonna need for his voice to stop going out like my co-pastor after the spirit hits her during the sermon. But somebody loves you baaaaaaaaaaaaaby! Wait… all I heard was Cee Lo say : Don’t act like you motherfuckers bleeeeeeeeeep” lmao! Marsha Ambroisa…….beautiful. “If you only knew”….. how perfectly this song fist Marsha’s voice. And out come Mother Shirley Ceasar!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y’all her husband use to be the Archbishop over my church until my Bishop tool over… so we are bound to see her show up in the pews from time to time. Mother Shirley Ceasar is sanging the life out of this song….yes, sanging!!! Okay. I can’t cuss any more in this blog after this…..unless Debra Lee shows back up. Mother Ceasar looks like an angel or fairy godmother, doesn’t she? Yep, Patti STILL sounds PHENOMENAL!!!!

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did the girl, Tiffany Green ( some contest winner) just say that the CoCa Cola Viewer’s Choice Award winner was Chris Brown’s Look At Me Now then retract it and say Rihanna’s What’s My Name?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gasped so hard, along with the audience, in my room I had to go to the bathroom to take some Chloroseptic!!!! Where they do that at?!!! Wasn’t her tablet working? She looked like she was squinting at the teleprompter. I’m so confused!!!! *Rewind* Yep, like Terrance J & Drake said, “This is awkward”. Who messed that up? And then they said that the winner was Drake’s What’s My Name. I did mention that I was confused, right? WOW!!!! Did Tiffany mess up or did the teleprompter mess up? Tiffany looks so confused. WOW!!!

Cali Swag District came with Doug E Fresh to remember M Bone and Nate Dogg. Rest in peace. Snoop and Warren G come for Nate Dogg I LOVE how Queen Latifah got to do Gil Scott Herron’s famous piece. I will ALWAYS cherish the time I spent with him before I opened for him in the summer of 2009. That was one BRILLIANT man. Ledisi does Tina Marie.

Lord…..it is 3:36 am and I have to be AT work in 5 hours….soooooo. I’m going to bed and then I will finish blogging tomorrow. Yeh….. G-night/morn….which ever coast you’re on…lol

Oh snap! Another skit for the Real House Husbands of Hollywood!!!!!

Side interview with Kevin: I found me a nice, healthy, wholesome woman that’s sweet….                                                                        

In walks Tammi Roman from Basketball Wives

Tammi: Where’s Kevin?

Nelly & JD: Oh Shit!

Tammi: Oh shit is right. I said, where is Kevin?

Side interview with Kev: …..Kind hearted

Tammi: JD! Where’s Kevin, witcha lil’ ass?

Side interview with Kev: ……She has the voice of an angel

Tammi: An FYI, he is taller than you.

JD stands up from the table as if to confront Tammi

Tammi: (to JD) Okay? So what? Because I can fit your little ass in this purse

Side interview with Kev: ….and I thank God for this woman….EVERY day.

Tammi: Nick, I want to know where Kevin is and I need you to be talking now! Do me a favor, tell Mariah do not tweet me when I pop that ass. Cause if I find out that any one of y’all have but a hand on my baby, Kevin, its gonna be on and crack-a-lackin’ up in here. KEVIN!

Kevin: (from far away w/ a voice that sounds like he’s been crying) I’m in the back

Tammi: Mmmmm Hmmmm. He’s in the back. You better hope that aint NOTHING wrong with him. I brought Big Bertha for y’all asses.

JD, Nelly, Bobby, and Anthony get up and run from the table and out of the house before Tammi comes back.

Side interview with Kev & Tammi: Yeh, I called my Lady! So what?

 

Lmao!!! These fools right here! I really need this to become a show! Kevin has started something right about now!

Whiz Khalifa begins to walk up and present and then Kevin comes out as Chocolate Drop. lmao! You need to Google his YouTube vids. He is cracking me up. The top of his head comes to Khalifa’s arm pits…lol. Kevin looks like somebody’s little brother…lol.. I cant stop laughing!!!! I just put the Drake performance on Play-Fast Forward where you can still hear the words…. the song is STILL hot at this speed. You should try it. lol.

Ne-Yo comes out and introduces Beyonce. I mean, I wondered when she was coming on, but I guess I should have known that they would save the best for last. Even if she is all the way over in England performing at the Glastonbury Music Festival. I want the outfit of the pieanist behind her. So cute. I bet that Lisa Raye is eyeballing this white ensemble too. lol. I want Beyonce’s shoes….cute!!!! I am trying to think back to a time when Beyonce performed in something other than a swimsuit. I think it has been years since she’s worn pants or longer bottoms…lol. What? I’m just saying…we could be her gynocologists at this point. We’ve seen her crotch from every angle. And then she decides to do a song off her new album called The End of Time. Didnt I already tell you how I feel about performing new songs. Thanks camera man for being in her crotch…. I told you! Ummm… why was the black girl in the suidence singin along? Ummm is this out yet? But I do like this song…. so she gets a pass.

The commercial came back saing “In Loving Memory of John Cossette: 1957-2011”. I am going to do some research to figure that out.

Also, Kevin brought Chris Brown out to address the whole Viewer’s Choice Award issue. Chris did win the award and Tiffany and the tablet were correct.  Chris also won the Fandamonium award. Now, if Kev falls off this segway I am laughing my ass off. And where did they et this bike for Chris from?  And why does Kev have a helmet on? hahahaha funny. Okay, this show had its funny moments but kev was the funniest host. Je can come back.

Single Ladies~ A Lesson in Life

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 21 June 2011 at 12:10 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5:

Episode 6:

Okay…. it should have better acting 3 episodes in, right?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

WAIT!  April is turning 25 years old? Is that how old I am supposed to believe that all of these women are?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Lamman Rucker just walked across the window of Val’s boutique and now he is in the shop with them!!!! THAT IS MY BABY DADDY!!!  Okay, so Lamman is playing Teddy. I remember when I met him at Howard’s Homecoming a few years back when he was launching his “LammanRucker.com” website…….*sigh*that is a fine, talented man, who smells good too. Now, back to the show. So Val walked out of the store all of a minute and managed to come back with a date from Teddy that she will haev to decline because she’s going out with the girls that night? I wish a trick would!!! I’d be with Teddy.

Okay, so Keisha got them all in an exclusive club called Majesty, which happens to be a cigar club for men with six figures. I wish I could remember the actor’s name who is playing Dr. Nolan Gifford, the man who caught Keisha’s attention and is quoting Homer.

YUMMY!!! Malcolm is laid up in bed with only a blanket covering his goodies as he hesitates and finally decides against texting Keisha. Good thing, because Keisha’s phone was busy doing a google search on Dr. Nolan Gifford. SMDH! That is just sad and tacky. I mean, to the point and good to do a background check for safety purposes but not for a financial purposes. The very sad thing is that women like this actually exist.

UGH! Someone kill me! Darryl’s HORRIBLE acting during this marriage counseling session is enough to make me quit watching the entire show. Ugh that was so fake!

T.O is in the building!!! Another man who is cute from the neck down! Omar is hilarious in the club. Wait, this is Val’s boutique that is being rented out? I thought that this was a club. Soooo where are here clothes? Ummmm, wait, did Christina really just put Val in her place? And T.O is hitting on Val.  And who is Sebastian? This guy is off the damn chain!!!! So now Val has Teddy, T.O. and Sebastian wanting her number? GOOD SAVE, KEISHA! But Horrible advice. I mean, okay… yes a girl should date but she should be honest with all men. Because if you can’t be honest from the break, then you will have to continue to lie. Am I wrong in my thinking?

Yummy. That’s all that I can say when I see Lamman. I simply LOVE how he talks with his eyes!!! *heart melts* Ummm….yeh, right. Teddy is a chiropractor and he gets up and gives Val a neck adjustment while at the dinner table. And he gives her a kiss. Soooo this conversation on the phone where he has to go get his brother and niece seemed semi-genuine, but I hate how Val played him to answer a text from Sebastian. She told Sebastian to pick her up or meet her in 26 mins. Maybe I have bad eyes, but they should have put bigger font on that phone, especially if it is important to the plot. Just saying…..

And in walks T.O with flowers and earrings. Wow! Okay… but one thing about T.O….he has charm.

Okay, so Keisha sent Malcolm to voicemail and went to the opera to see Porgy and Bess with Dr. Gifford.  Ummm…okay. Why does Val bring dudes back to her house or go to theirs al of the time? Is that safe when you just met these dudes? Annnnnnnnnnnd Teddy doesnt live in the house by himself? She even invites the whole family to watch Blades of Glory with them. I have NEVER seen it. Will have to Netflix it.

WOW!!! So Keisha went to dinner with the Dr. and she became the subject of the conversation when they judged her for being a dancer in videos.  Boy does she feel out of her league. I mean, she put herself in that situation by trying to pretend that she was something that she was not. Now, I am NOT saying that people who did not attend college cannot mingle with people who have, but know your place and be able to hold an intelligent conversation on current events and you will be find. NO matter who you are, do not fake it. So, in that retrospect, I cannot feel bad for Keisha in this situation.  So much like Val and her dating situation, this is a lesson in life. Learn what you are capable of, know your limits, and work with what you have and do not become greedy.

Bwahahahahah did Teddy just tell his neice to “be good for Aunty Val”?  I’m soooo blown over that.

Iam LOVING this outfit that Keisha as on while walking with the professor, even thought I still cant get use to Lisa Raye in all of this damn color. WOW!!!! Did Dr. Gifford just check Keisha so rudely? Hmmm… but I am proud that she stood up for herself. And then she walked right past Malcolm and she didnt even see him.  And I am loving that Val is putting Teddy in his place about how he threw his family on her. I mean, they hadnt even extablished if the really liked each other before he started treating her like a fiancee.

This birthday party is so quaint and sweet. And Darryl showed up with a gift….DAMN!!!! He brought her divorce papers on her birthday. This shiesty bastard.. And then Darryl even mentioned that he wanted half of her trust fund? DAYUM!!!!!! That was shady. Ugh!

Next week look scandalous as well.  Stay Tuned….the acting isnt better but the plot is thickening.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Single Ladies~ “Southern” Cuisine

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 14 June 2011 at 12:02 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4:

Episode 5:

Episode 6:

Okay…. it should have better acting 3 episodes in, right?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Ummm…. Why is Val taking advice from April? And can someone please tell me why Lisa Raye’s weave looks like she walked into a Tyler Perry Film? You know how their hair does.

WOW!!! Malcolm just snuck up on Keisha and the girls after not calling her after their one night stand?Ummmmmm…. what is up with the shirt that Keisha has on? The top is cute, the undershirt is beautiful…. but together? Ummmmmm…..And this writing. I think that the acting could be better if the writing were deeper. And then he [Malcolm] had enough nerve to go back to the table with another female!!!!!!!!!! Oh she [Keisha] is bullshitting herself. Girl you know you are phased by Malcolm.

And then they mentioned www.NecoleBitchie.com ! I want them to mention my blog too!

Keisha and this whole real estate license story line is off the chain. I dont know if I believe it.

DARRIN HENSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear this man gets finer with age.  And his character is Blake, the chef……sexy.

Who is this Mac Miller, the wanna be rapper trying to run game on April? Okay, so APril works for a record company? The CD cover said… KIDS…. is it a real group?

Umm.. Christiana has a British accent and she is going to be the other member of this wonderful cast. She is the new intern who snagged a position at Val’s boutique.

I love how Chili [TLC] keeps making guest appearances. Is she a co-producer or something? Is there really a Millionaires of Atlanta dinner? Umm… how come I didnt know about it before now?

bwahahahahaha. I love how April dipped so that Blake could tell the story about how he became achef. And sexy how he walked behind Val to show her how to chop. And how short is Darrin? He seems to be two split ends taller than Stacey.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Rick FOX!!!!!!!!Get it, Rick- Fox *hand gesture from The Game* Umm… really? Did Alex, the white guy who walked over to CHili just say he knows she likes big “packages”? HAHAHAHA! They even fed into what she said on her show. Dayum Rick Fox can get it! He gets better looking with age, too! DO they make all Canadians like him? I’m going back to Ottawa. I LOVE the actor that is playing Malcolm’s father. The suave matches; like father, like son! FYI: Malcolm is my favorite actor on the show, he is the most believable.

NO VAL!!! Back up off of Blake! You just met him!!! I know it is just a kiss… but make him work for it.  Man, I LOVE Rick Fox with facial hair. Wait… did Rick Fox think that Keisha was a hoe and put $5k in the palm of her hand to meet him at his hotel? I mean damn. If that were me and my bills had to be paid. I might have to take the $10k and freak a sexy man…. lmao! Pardon my morals, but my bills need to stay paid. What? Val is about to give it up to a chef for free.

Now, remind me to shop at Val’s store so that I can get a tab! This chick just straight up played you, boo. Damn, who is the cute guy sitting on the couch in the record label’s boss’ office? He is HOT! And why do I have a feeling that April will skip her marriage counseling session just to show off Mac Miller to her boss at the record label.

Christiana taking pics of the rich chick who wouldnt pay her tab was hilarious! I need her on my team.

And this marriage counseling session is boooooooooooooooooring and fake. And then the way that the record boss skipped over her being able to A&R the project… just a shame.

Why in the world do guys know about the 90 day rules? Women,just do it and not advertise it. They are talking TOOOOOOOO DAYUM MUCH for this to be sexy! Bwahahahahahahahahaha Blake said that all a woman needs is a penis! Wait.. .did he say that it is natural for a woman to go down on a man but unmanly for a man to go down on a woman? HAHAHAHAH! He doesnt do “southern” cuisine….hahahahaha That is priceless! 

OH SHIT!!!!!  Malcolm paid Rick Fox to proposition Keisha to see if she was a hoe? WOWZERS!!! bwahahahaha Val yelled ” Somebody bring this bitch Brute” when April forgot to tell her that Blake doesnt go downtown. bwhaahahaha Okay, humor at last.

Next week! Honey!!!! Is that T.O?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heavens!!! Cant wait!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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