Single Ladies~ Faking the Funk

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 5 July 2011 at 1:51 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6:

We already know that I’m late writing this, via my Basketball Jump-off post (Basketball Wives). So let it go and let’s watch the show, shall we? Thank the Lawd for DVRs

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Oka, so if this the dude, Sebastian, from the last show that called her while she was at the table with Lamman?And what is up with this lace doilie looking shirt that Val has on? And then he called her a tease. Wow! He said that it is time to pay up just because he paid for her meals. OUCH!!! She said that just in case he cant read the sign on the wall says exit….lol.  Ummm… did April say that it is customary to give it up on the third date, and then Val returns with “isn’t it customary to honor your vows”.

Wait…. so April and her husband are back in marriage counseling? WHY? I swear this doilie shit makes Val look like something from the Victorian period.

Wait… someone broke into the store, and it turns out to b Christiana and some random dude having sex in the front window of Val’s store. Bwahahahah! I need Val to be around when I get arrested to talk to officer out of arresting me.

OUCH! This horrible acting between April and her husband makes me want them to hurry up and get a divorce just so that I dont have to see them fake this any more. I mean, really… he tells her how he is going to play dirty during the divorce? He would have to be stupid because she could turn it on him and use it for her benefit. I swear I want to Let’s Stay Together this show. Dont make me do it! I will, Lawd knows I will.

Bwahahahahahaha funny! They are listing all of the places where people have had sex in the store! JUST NASTY!!!

WOWZERS!! Malcolm just played Keisha….lol. funny! But this banter between the two of them is the best acting on the show to date!!!!

Casey? I’m tired of trying to keep up with who Val is seeing. The list of Val’s current men takes about as much time as me trying to decipher the Racks on Racks lyrics….lol DAYUM!!!! Casey’s body with the tatts look sexy as shit!!!!!! *shivers* Come hold me ….lol. And whatever! I would have let Casey cuddle with hisstiff manhood and all! That is a compliment! lol. Val just didnt trust herself….that is why she told him to back up…lol.

And April keeps stepping up trying to prove herself at this record label. I just feel like I am watching a dog beg.

WHY is Lisa Raye wearing these wigs!!! She is NATURALLY beautiful! I dont get it. GET IT MALCOLM!!!! I love this scene with the two of them at this pool table. SEXY!!!! *Rewind*. hahahahah The “quite a hump” line while Malcolm rubs Keisha’s but…..classic!!! lol. Didnt even see it coming. Kudos to the writer who didnt make that cheesy! And then Malcolm suggests that they just be friends? WTF!!!! Ugh!!! Nooooooo!!!! Who does that?!

What in the WORLD is wrong with Christina? I mean does sex run her life so much that she couldnt drop the clothes off and THEN have sex on the side of the road? I dont get it. I mean, I guess people are that careless but why must this character be this way?It almost seems so far fetched UNLESS she is doing drugs. UGH! Shoot the write who wrote this scene in.

YEH BUDDY!!!!!! Malcolm and Keisha… you freaks! Wait, did he turn her around to hit it from the…..no comment.  MIRI!!!!! I want to have a violinist on my album….I mean her work is PHENOM!!! Okay, I think I have a girl crush on Miri Ben-Ari. I’ve been a fan of hers since I first heard her I Have A Dream collabo. BRILLIANT!! So no, I am not jumping on her bandwagon for the first time tonight while you all have to go and Google her. She’s the true thing!

HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!! Malcolm got sex and then played Keisha by telling her to not pretend it was more than what it was!!!!! Girl…..get him aroused again and then let him suffer.

Why is Val’s nipples always erect? lol. Is it always cold inside of her store? Aww Casey is leaving to go to L.A. and wont be dating Val…..nooooo not a good man having to leave.

I still want to fire Chistine…or is it Christina because I’ve been calling her Christina the entire entry.

Next week lVal is going on a man cleanse? Ummmmmm okay.


~*My Mother’s Daughter*~



~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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