LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Bet That

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

I must be honest….. I don’t want to watch this show, but I want viewers to my blog, so why not blog about anther season of LaLa’s life? Now, don’t get me wrong, I love LaLa as an entertainment icon….I just don’t care that much about her personal life. And I dont mean that in a negative way. I mean that in a “You’re not a hoodrat who cusses people out for no reason and we damn sure wont see you fight a chicken head” kind of way. So, I mean in as a compliment. She doesnt have enough reality TV drama appeal. And that is good. that means that her life is real, and I dont think she puts on for the cameras, but that also makes for boring television in comparison to everything else.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

I got bored during the wedding season and I’m going by the ring on her finger that it was successful….lol. So I will try not to be as cynical during this season. No promises.

Lala’s son is soooo handsome. WOW! And their home is just as fabulous!

Kelly Rowland showed up…and I LOVE her new short haircut. My friend @jasonvsjdot would have a fit watching Kelly right now…lol He is obsessed with Kelly. I asked him who his ideal woman was and he said Kelly Rowland with a touch of Gabrielle Union…lol.

I am all of 3 minutes into this show and I have already tuned out. Sad. Did you see how I went on a Kelly Rowland rant? She should be on Basketball Wives. Smdh.

Aunt Po?  Ummm… yeh! Did she say that this was her Gaga hair?

I love how they got to go in the back way. I want court side seats! Arron Afflalo…..sexy! JR Smith can get it!!!! And Gary Forbes would turn me into a groupie just by smiling in my direction. SWEET HEAVENS!!!!! Now I see why sideline hoes love their jobs so much. Lol.  And yes, Melo is fine, but the man is married so that is about all I can say about him.

Okay, wait. So Carmelo & Lala thought that it was a great idea to have a bowling competition with guys versus girls and the losing team has to pick one team member to run naked somewhere? WTH?! I hope that Po or Kelly is ready to run, because something tells me that they may not win this one. I mean….I wouldn’t mind seeing Arron or Gary run around naked…..so work your magic girls. PLEASE beat the fellas…lol.

Bwhahaha I LOVE how Melo called her out and then just fed her. And who knew that Kelly can throw down in the kitchen? Lol.  I want nipple rings likePo.

So the girls are losing, terribly!  So they go in and start picking on the dudes. They are doing everything, distracting the guys, pinching their butts, etc. you name it… they tried it.  So now Melo is picking on Kelly and Afflalo. COMEDY!!!! They crack me up.  The girls had a score of 345 and the guys had a score of over 400…smdh. Looks  like Po is gonna have to strip! Lol

First off… I don’t like that the ugly teammate, the Harrington dude, calledPo“ lil Biddy”. We have already established that a Biddy is a side piece, a jump off if you will. So I find that disrespectful with his ugly ass. But I digress. So Po did run naked outside and the guys threw snowballs at her butt…lol. But at least she has a nice shape and he had on cute panties. Lol. Comedy!

This season does have some great moments…..I just hope I don’t get bored. I’m just happy that it is just a 30 minute show. What? Y’all were thinking it too!