Basketball Wives S:3~ You’re Still On That?

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Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3: And Fight

Episode 4: Surprise….MORE MESS!

Episode 5: Family Matters

Episode 6: Roaming around Rome

Episode 7: When in Rome…

Episode 8: WHOOP THAT TRICK!

Episode 9: You’re Still On That?

I went to bed last night after competing and winning the First Round of Semi-Finals int he B. Smith’s competition so I didnt watch this last night. And I woke up to the Russ Parr Morning Show talking about it so I had to watch it. Want to hear it, here it goes.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

And the drama continues!!!! Tami tells Royce that she fought Meeka in Rome. Royce cracked me up. She gave Tami some props for whooping Meeka’s ass but then follows with “But I don’t condone violence.” I hope that Royce is correct; I hope this means that we won’t see Meeka any more either.

Wait.. Al Reynolds? Ummm… isn’t that…. I didn’t even get to type it before Jen mentioned that it is Star Jones’ ex-husband.  Um…. And you are taking advice from a man who fell in love with Star Jones? I still want these peacock earrings that Jen wears. WHO MAKES THESE EARRINGS!!!!?  Wait, Al is going to hook Jen up with some of his friends? Lol.

Basketball Wives S:3~ WHOOP THAT TRICK!

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Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3: And Fight

Episode 4: Surprise….MORE MESS!

Episode 5: Family Matters

Episode 6: Roaming around Rome

Episode 7: When in Rome…

Episode 8: WHOOP THAT TRICK!

I was asleep when it came on the first time and was bloging about Alphas when it came on the second time, but I got it done on the same night…. so I did well…hahahaha.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

Okay, so they are still in Rome, Italy.

So, Tami walks around the terrace and opens the door to let everyone in so that Jennifer could apologize to Evelyn. Can someone PLEASE turn the TV off because the commercials flashing on her face are messing with my eyes. And the way they just made up seemed so sudden. But I am glad that they squashed it and its over. That is how all of these fight should be handled.

Oh snap! Bug eyes is back ( Meeka). They aren’t even sitting at the table for 4 minutes and Tami already doesn’t want to sit at the table next to Meeka. Bwhahahahahaah! Why is Tami doing the “Meeka Whisper”? And Tami called her the Whisper Track. And Shaunie and Evelyn crack up laughing. Dayum!!!! Wait, Meeka told Evelyn that Tami’s weave aint like on point, etc….that is some mess. Meeka doesn’t know that she is creeping up on an ass whooping.

Glad that Shaunie stepped in. Because this was some mess!!!  And Meeka trying to apologize…..boo boo…it isn’t working. Because, if it “wasn’t you” then who the hell was it. Hahah Tami said “ she apologized and I heard it”….lol. That isn’t the end. Suzie said she loves everybody’s weave and she’s Chinese so she doesn’t have weave….lol. Just hush woman.

 Want to go to the famous Trevi fountain so that I can make my wish. I mean, really….. Tami asked Meeka to join in the picture. Wait, didn’t Meeka already have this short ass dress on while in Rome? Ummm… how many hooped earrings does Meeka own? And Meeka is STILL running her mouth. Honey, Suzie has NO loyalty to you. STOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!

Basketball Wives S:3~ When in Rome….

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Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3: And Fight

Episode 4: Surprise….MORE MESS!

Episode 5: Family Matters

Episode 6: Roaming around Rome

Episode 7: When in Rome…

Episode 8:

I am ACTUALLY writing this in the same night that it occurred! GO ME!! Go ME!!!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

Okay, so they are still in Rome, Italy.

Oh heeeeeeelllll nawl! They see a stripper billboard with a pic of a girl with her leg in the air and someone in the car yells “Look at Royce.” I am, first, glad that the cameraman caught the image. Secondly, I’m glad that Tammi stood up and said that she “does not condone this”. Okay, why is Jennifer all up in Royce’s vagina?!!! Just because she had 3 boyfriends doesn’t mean that she slept with them. You get a negro to commit to your cooch and then you can talk about someone else. I mean, one of the UUUUUUGGLIEST motherfuckers in the NBA thought that your pussy wasnt worth keeping. Slap me if I’m wrong, but you got turn down by the Hunch Forehead of Notre Dame!!!!

Basketball Wives S:3~ Roaming around Rome

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Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3: And Fight

Episode 4: Surprise….MORE MESS!

Episode 5: Family Matters

Episode 6: Roaming around Rome

Episode 7:

Episode 8:

Okay, I am trying to be on time with these but I had to prepare for my B. Smith’s competition…..and I WON! So, now I am happy and now I have time to sit down and write this at 6:30am just for you! lol. If someone would pay me to be a full time blogger…then I could get this on time…just saying.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

I am watching the intro to the show and I am noticing that the ONLY person’s pose that I like is Shaunie’s. Man… I REALLY want these peacock earrings that Jennifer has on. Are peacock earrings her thing? Okay, why in the hell would Meeka tell Jen that the Eric from her blind date thought she was a freak. Hell, you keep stuff like that to yourself. You dont know what that boy may want her to know. Ugh..I cant stand this bitch.

Okay, these butterfly earrings that Evelyn has on are cute….but they look HORRIBLE with this dress and for her to just be chilling around the house. And I agree with Evelyn, Meeka does try too hard just to be down because she really doesnt know Jen well enough to put her on a blind date.

Okay, I’m confused-ed. I thought that Meeka didnt like Royce. Yet, Suzie and Meeka brought her out to buy cars. Con someone PLEASE tell me why is Meeka up in Royce’s business?!!! Also, why does Royce look like she is an around the way girl up in this Rolls Royce dealership? Sometimes I just want her to dress appropriate for where she is going.

EWWWWWW! Did you see the flat butt in the red bikini during the beach montague?

Jen wants to have a divorce party? hahahahah. But she’s not divorced yet….lol. There is a place called Pleasure Emporium? And she knew it y name…lol. I feel like such a prude right now. But to each his own.

Brian is handsome. I honestly do think that it is okay for everyone to be concerned with his relationship with Royce, but I also think that everyone should let their relationship take their own course. The ONLY person who i think should have the right to speak directly to Brian about their concerns should be Royce’s father. Why in the HELL would Suzie ask what does he do, does he sell drugs, has he been in jail and why does he want to be with Royce. Wait… did she ask if he has a big one..bwahahaha. And she said that he was looking at Royce’s vagina the entire time so he must be thirsty. And like Royce said… Suzie use to like Dwayne ( her ex) and he turned out to be bad, so now her opinion doesnt matter. Besides… when was the last time that we’ve seen Suzie with a man.

Bwahahahah They are really walking around in Pleasure Emporium. And WHY is Evelyn acting as if she is an employee?!!! She looks like she helped invent most of these sex toys. HA!Jen said that Evelyn has graduated magna cum-laude of sex toys university….lol.  And they are getting male and female strippers. LOVE IT! I think that all female parties should have both. You can be straight and have both.

WOW! So they are deciding to go to Italy but Evelyn doesnt want Royce to go but they are inviting Meeka?!!!!!! Can someone PLEASE tell me whythis makes sense?I would go without both of them before i took Meeka.

Awww Brian and Royce are going put-put golfing. I havent done that in such a long while. It is cute. I understand that it is not Royce’s cup of tea…but miniture golfing was Brian’s idea that he wanted to do to spend time with her. THIS is when I get upset with black women. Honey….whether you like it or not, he thought of it and prepared for it. So you need to show your appreciation. He is spending time with you. I better move on because I could scream about this for HOURS! But….at least she told him that she wants to date other men. Although, I dont think that he responded the way that he did because he is confident that she will be back… i think she just gave him permission to see other women without having to say it…lol.

Noe reminds meof Lisa Raye’s cousin….cant remember his name…but he tells the truth just like him. OUCH! So Evelyn’s friend had an interview in Cleveland on the radio about her opinion about Evelyn and Ochobeing engaged.  But she didnt say it to Evelyn. Wow! The”friend” said that Ocho is a media whore, and that he does so much shadyshit,and she is hearing all of these stories. Wait… they said that it was Jennifer….meaning the Jennifer on theshow who did the interview? I hope not.

Question. Is Shaunie PAYING for everyone to go to Italy? Shit….can I go too? SNAP!!! Yes, it is THIS Jennifer who had the interview about Ocho. And she didnt even congratulate Evelyn when she got engaged. What I dont agree with is that they are waiting until Italy to discuss it. No, you should speak up about your issues first.  But……at least Tammi is attempting to stand up for Royce. And leave it up to Suzie to tell Royce that she isnt invited to Rome.  I just hate how Suzie said that Evelyn and Tammi are friends again. NO, boo boo…. they discussed the t-shirt issue and came to a compromise but that doesnt mean that they are close again.

I LOVE HOW THEY PLAYED Miguel’s Pay Me as the transition music to them being in Rome. I LOVE thatsong.

Now….I findit funny how they dressed up Miamistyle to go to dinner in Rome. HILARIOUS!!!! It is a vacation. Relax!i think that the clothes theywore to travel were stylish and fashionable and would have been appropriate to attend dinner in Rome. They didnt get to the bottom of shit while they had this discussion. Meeka….I cant stand this trick! Point blank period!

Next Show:  Okay, so Evelyn gets her hands on the Ocho interview that Jennifer did in Cleveland. Ummm….cant wait…….shame.

Sincerely, 

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Basketball Wives S:3~ Family Matters

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Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3: And Fight

Episode 4: Surprise….MORE MESS!

Episode 5: Family Matters

Episode 6:

Episode 7:

Episode 8:

Yes, I know, I know, I know, I know I’m late. But I had to recover from seeing Eric’s forehead and teeth….I was traumatized. If you promise not to show Alien face again then I promise to be on time…lol

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

Okay, so please tell me why they keep trying to fit Meeka into these events? Ugh! SHE is the non-motherfucking factor!!!!! All I can think about is popping this pimple on Meeka’s face.. ugh! I’m over her.

Okay, why has the little title thing changed for Evelyn from “ex-girlfriend/fiancee” of so and so to”fiancee of Ocho-Cinco”? Bitch, this isnt the ” ‘Bout to Be Wives of Football”! What? I’m just saying. Why do I have to know these females base on who’s penis they are currently or previously swinging from. I HATE THIS CONCEPT!!!! I mean, I get it, it sells money, but if you aint with him why is your claim to fame because of him?

Who knew that Shaunie had an ass?

Oh Lawdy! Why is Meeka trying to hook Jennifer up? You don’t know her!!!! Bitch, go sat down somewhere… yes, SAT down!

Ummm… WHo i Andre? The New School tour guide. Ummmmm…. I am trying to figure out if he got trapped in the 90s with De La Soul. lol. No diss to the La….just saying. Shanice does not look  interested at ALL in this tour. She is set on going to school on the west coast. And for Evelyn saying that they are together all the time…..when? I swear this is my first year I’ve seen Shanice. Have I missed her in other seasons?

I LOVE how Shaunie, Jen, and Tammi called Meeka a fraud. FUNNY!!! And yes, Meeka is an Evelyn clone.

I want Tammi to put THAT on a shirt….. “I can be cordial with anyone but Meeka”….lol. I’d be the first one in line to purchase that and get it autographed!

I’m NOT going to say anything about Lyric and Jazz’ outifts….but know that I am thinking it! I love how Tammi is a momeger like Lisa Raye. Waaaaaaaaaaaait! Did her daughter say that Eric was the manager and not Tammi?  Again, I side with Tammi on this. It wasnt that Tammi was fighting about him being the manager… it was that her cousin went behind her back to make it happen and that everyone BUT her knew it had occurred. And then the way they nonchalantly dismissed Tammi after she left… my daughters would have got that ass whooped when they got home after that one.

Hmmmm…. Evelyn has GOT to look like her dad because I dont see a lick of her in her mother, Sylvia. I could be wrong, but I’m not seeing it. AND her sister is name Sylvia as well? Now they two Sylvias look alike. Hmmmmm so Ev doesnt have a connection with her father…..that SPEAKS VOLUMES about her behavior with men. Yup…. I get it.

Nadine, Tammi’s mom, created Tammi by herself!!!!! I mean they look like twins!!! The kids still need to knwo their role.

Okay, Meeka setting Jen up is already comical to me. And this dude is supposed to be friends with Speedy Claxton, Meeka’s husband. I think he’s gonna be ugly, with buck teeth. AND HIS NAME HAS TO BE ERIC!!!! Okay, his forehead is nice but his ears are huge!!! And how funny that Jen & Eric match…lol. And his nickname M.M? confused.  Ummmm, Jen’s necklace is a bit much for me. I think it is cute, but it is confusing this outfit for me.

Okay, so in short, I think that Tammi is going to suggest that Evelyn only sell the first order of these shirts that she has and then let it go. I wonder how that will play out. I dont plan on giving an entire recap on this. Unfortunately, I wish that Shaunie had done something with her eye makeup….she looks a little too natural. She looks like she just woke up around the eyes…and usually she is flawless. Okay, so Evelyn agreed…..now I wonder if the shirts have sold. And Evelyn and Tammi just start joking on Meeka’s huge ass eyeballs…lol. And here Meeka was trying to kiss Evelyn’s ass.

Okay, so Evelyn is meeting her father, Nengo after years of not speaking to him. And he speaks more Spanish than English. Sooooooo why doesn’t Evelyn speak Spanish fluently? Yep! Evelyn JUST LIKE HER FATHER!!!! WOW! She is the female version of him.  Awwwww her father got on his knees and promised never to leave her life. That was precious!!! He called her his baby. And he said that he was crying because he has been dying to see her. I am glad that she had this moment.

Next Show: WOW! So they are going to Italy and Shaunie mentions that Royce is out. OUCH! That is some shady shit……shame.

Sincerely, 

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Basketball Wives S:3~ Surprise….MORE MESS!

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Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3: And Fight

Episode 4: Surprise….MORE MESS!

Episode 5: Family Matters

Episode 6: Roaming Around Rome

Episode 7: When in Rome…

Episode 8:

So, the fight was whack… no one landed a punch worth speaking about but it happened. Tonight I am ready to see what can go down

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

So Royce, Suzie and Ashley Walker meet at the News Cafe to talk about what happened at the “fight” meeting. And yes, I agree with Ashely, this time last year Royce was doing the SAME thing that Suzie is trying to do right now by trying to squash the drama. And yeh, Royce does not care whether she is friends with them or not. bwhahahaha. Royce brought up how Evelyn was giving up the Vickies on all of her first dates.

Evelyn & Jennifer met up at the Exhale day spa. And honey, Royce keeps a dude for LONGER periods of time than Evelyn ever has! And yes, I know I am going by the show and I don’t know their personal lives, but you signed up for the show knowing that you would be judged. So here Jennifer is trying to call Royce a hoe…honey, you can have different men as long as you don’t sleep with them. EVELYN SLEEPS WITH THESE DUDES!!! THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A HOE!!! And as Evelyn tries to get Jennifer to recover from her divorce, she keeps suggesting that she go and sleep with some random dudes just to get it out of her system. I would like a HOE for 500, Alec.

Okay, so now Suzie and Jennifer are going wine shopping and Suzie reveals to Jennifer that Eric, Jen’s ex-husband, is reaching out to her about business deals and such. So then Suzie mentions that she thinks that they should set Eric up….this chick right here. Bitch, just be real with Eric and tell him that you don’t want to meet with him and keep it moving. Why all of this extra stuff? You just want to be in the center of mess and you got defeated by Evelyn and so you know not to mess with the circle any more so you have to put your nose in this. Ugh…. I can’t stand her lisp having ass.

Shaniece, Evelyn’s daughter is graduating from high school and Ev wants to throw her a party. And this 17-year-old wants to wear a Herve dress with Christian Louboutin shoes….remind me that when I have kids they wont care about labels. Not judging, but just saying…..And even her daughter just say “all your men” when Evelyn mentioned the possibility of Antwan, Shaniece’s dad and Ocho showing up to the graduation.

And why, please tell me why, Suzie has the nerve to give Meeka advice abotu how not to get on anyone’s bad side. My head hurts watching these two dummies sit here and talk. COme on… only GROWN FOLKS know how to be friends with two people who are not friends. I dont tell my friends who they can and cannot be friends with. Just dont tell my business to them and I wont ask for theirs and that is how you roll. That is how GROWN FOLKS roll. But I cant wait to see how they show up to this event. Suzie will be going with Tammi and Royce and Meeka will go with Evelyn and Jennifer.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Eric’s forehead and his crowded teeth!!!!! Ugh!!! And Eric lives in the building next to Jennifer? Just nasty!! Ugh! they showed a clip of Eric and Suzie conversing and I almost threw up a little in my mouth!

Okay, I am loving this all-black outfit that Suzie has on while meeting with Alien Teeth & Forehead. Okay, so Eric and his business partner Ernest ( who also needs to see a dentist) just pitched a movie idea to Suzie where they want her to get nude. The theme of the movie is about 5 women who get close to and then rob very successful business men. WOW!!! Eric just said that he got robbed for 10 years, the amount of time that he was married to Jennifer. But I loved how Eric called Suzie ont he fact that she had told Jen to cheat on him while they were married. Yeh, put her meddling ass in her place. But I am going to start calling Eric “scrunth teeth” from now on;so I guess something good did come from his scrunch-teeth ass cameo. lol.

Suzie invited Jen to lunch to update her on the meeting with Eric. Well, it is about Eric’s production company… why… who wrote this and why is a b-ball player interested in this. Wait… Suzie is Asian? I’m late…hahahahahaha.

Bwahahahaha, why is Royce putting a cup on her ass? lol. And Ashley Walker comes and shows off her engagement ring. CONGRATS!!!! Soooo who is Rayford? Rayford who? I’m late. Ohhhhh, Rafer Alston.

Okay, sooooo Meeka calls Jennifer and the way that she said she was down to go to Suzie’s party UNTIL she heard that Royce and Tammi would be in attendance is messy as hell. Meeka could have easily said,”Hey…wanna go to this party and I heard that Tammi and Royce would be there , just anf FYI”….and been done.

Umm… what does Royce have on? Boo, is that a bubble dress with a jean skirt underneath it? I’m confused.

I’m going to come back and write this battle word for word because a summary will not suffice.  But i do, however, find it hilarious that the two girls fighting are the only ones in a group rocking white halter dresses.

Bwahahahahahah Royce is right, Suzie did not have her back in the fight. And yes, even Evelyn understoof that the polo game was the wrong place to bring up drama. But noooooooooooooooo, Meeka had to jump in.  And then Meeka said that Tammi likes drama. BIIIIIIIG MISTAKE!  Then Meeka had the nerve to stand up…hahahahaha… Tammi told her that standing up was the wrong move. The way that Royce is gripping this pole to keep Tammi back is hilarious.Because if Tammi REALLY wanted to hit this chick…she would have pushed Royce’s small ass out of the way and got all up and through Meeka’s ass.  And then Tammi called out how Meeka is trying to be Evelyn’s clone…hahahahahaha. True, True, because Meeka doesnt have her own identity she is a morphing female. But I want to see how far this hatred affair will continue. SMDH!.

Next Show: Okay, so the “Non-motherfucking Factor” shirts are back in effect. And Tammi goes off on her kids…lol. Can’t wait.

Sincerely, 

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Basketball Wives S:3~ AND FIGHT!

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Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3:

Episode 4:

Episode 5:

Episode 6:

Episode 7:

Episode 8:

All I know is that Suzie is still teetering in the middle of mess and that she shouldnt have offered up the 4th penis in Evelyn’s request for Royce to suck 3. And I cant wait for the fight. They should let people fight!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

Awwwwww. Royce can look like a little girl at times. I mean a skirt would have made her look just a little more mature. But this is cool too.

WOW!!! SHaunie’s children have gotten so big! And the fact that Evelyn wants twin boys…. *side eye* I mean you are just trying to snag Chad. I mean… shouldnt you be on Football Bitches instead of Basketball Wives?

Shit! I want to go to one of Royce’s POOOOOOOll….DAYUM!!! Brian!!! I mean, hotttttt dayum! He is fine like no boy’s bidness [yes, bidness]! WAIT!!!! Did Royce just tell her friends that just because her 6th month of not having intercourse rule hasnt ended with Brian doesnt mean that there isnt any “servicing”? ummmm…. I dont know which makes you more of a freak….sleeping within 6 months or going down on people.

I am SOOOOOOOO creeped out by Chad being with Evelyn!!!! I still cant take it in right now.  Wait… did Chad just act shocked when Evelyn said that she is now 35? Was he playing or was he playing? It looked real. Aren’t you bitches engaged? And I swear if they name these boys Pepe & Estevon…. I’m joking on these kids hourly!

Okay, I hate Meeka so much. Trick, shut up and keep your mouth closed and you wont have to worry about people making stuff up about you. I say that because…..Yes, there are people who will make things up… but you talk so damn much that you cant remember what you said.

Yes, Royce, you did SOOOO MUCH BETTER on Brian. And Brian is such a gentleman!!! He bought her a new dog!!!! Soooo adorable!!! And he has a sense of humor!!! Fresh! He’s a keeper, boo!

I am still getting creeped out by this whole invetro procedure. And did she just say that the doctor can seperate the boys from the girls? Oh snap! I might have to get married and then go do invetro to get my 2 boys and 1 girl and then take my female insides out. lmao! That way I can get EXACTLY what I want and be done.

I’m so fed up! I mean they act like these females are the only ones who are friends in the area. I dont have to like these females. Once I’m done… I’m done. I almost fast forwarded this but I am watching it real time and not on my DVR.

I really like Suzie’s dress that she has on while walking with Royce to hash out this drama. Did Royce say that she’ll pic up a brick?

Bwahahahaha Chad said that Evelyn could miss a meal or two. LMAO!!! And Chad said he wont lie to her. He will tell her ” bitch, you’re getting big” . hhahahahha I love his sense of humor. Can someone explain something for me…… why are they giving semen samples and they are not even married yet?This is straight up, all for television! Wait…. Chad asked if the Dr. had lotion so that he could give a sample! lmao! lol. YUCK! Just the thought of Evelyn getting Chad off… yuck! Him.. yes, her doing it… no.  But the sound effect of a spring as the door closes is hilarious.

And did Royce just say that she would want to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth….. yeh, Meeka does look like a horse.

Royce looks just like her dad. Robert Reed spit her out his damn self. I would change what I think if I saw her mom. I love how her dad is digging into her. He is giving great advice. GO IN , DAD! I know how Royce feels, but her dad is telling her some good advice.

*REWIND* Okay this is the part I missed. I hate how they are already talking shit about her before they even see Royce. And Jennifer, get out of your feelings about Eric. I mean, really…. you just need to quit. Royce can speak with Eric if she wants. As long as they are not fucking then that isall good. And Scene…. with your insecure ass.  And this fight… they didnt want to hit anyone for real. I would have got up like I was faking to leave and then circled around and clocked a hoe. But that is just me.

DAYUM!!!! I was on the phone with my Que ( Omega Man) and straight up turned around with Royce with her butt in the air!!!! I will have to rewind and find out what the hell just went down. I mean, I know the gist but I want detail! Because I dont think that a single punch landed.

Yes, Black women acting an ass in a restuarant. I mean…. really. Security had to jump in? Come on. I say that if someone throws a glass.. I think that they should finish the fight until one of them falls out. Point blank period.  *Sigh* It wasnt all that they hyped it up to be.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*!~

Sincerely, 

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Basketball Wives S:3~ Telephone Game

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Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3:

Episode 4:

Episode 5:

Episode 6:

Episode 7:

Episode 8:

Last week was a casual reminder that money doesn’t change a hoodrat, it just makes the hood in which she infests a little bit bigger and can encase it in gates calling it a gated community.  I mean, you would think with all of that money that these women would have bigger and better things to do than steal other people’s husbands, worry about who is dating whom, and any other ghetto basic female type stuff. But, again… this is just my opinion.

I already do not like Speedy’s wife, God himself can never get me to take sides with Evelyn, and Tami needs to just drop it. Everyone else…. my jury is still out on how I feel about them this season.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

I am trying my hardest to figure out how Jennifer’s apartment/condo looks. Because just the few shots we see doesnt scream “WOW I use to have money” or that she was once married to a basketball star. Maybe I would have to see it. Honestly, that was all that I could think of while Jennifer and Tami were talking.

So Suzie and Royce meet at a place called Front Porch. If that aint a southern restaurant name then I don’t know what is. WOW!!! Royce still speaks with Alien Forehead (Eric)? I mean, her rationalization that her exes could hang out with her crew because if they were still cool then she can be adult about it. I LOVE that rationalization. But every female doesn’t think that way.

Ummmmmmm maybe I would need to see Meeka’s striped dress up front but she looks like she got that off the Old Navy Sales rack at the outlet store from like 2 seasons ago. Is Nautical even in this year. And what is up with these ghetto hoop earrings. LMAO!!! Evelyn said she wished Meeka would shut the fuck up. lmao!!! On the other note, Evelyn is flawless looking in the outfit she met Meeka in at the bar. Beautiful.

SHIT!!! No sooner than I gave her a compliment in she comes with these slashed jeans or are they boots? I’m confused. And I find it HILARIOUS that she mentions that she and Chad want to have twins so they are going to the invetro process done. Ummm…. what if you pop up with two girls? I just feel like she is doing too much when it comes to her explaining her relationship with Chad.

Is Suzie outside in her PJs? I ask because that is EXACTLY what this outfit looks like when she meets up with Shaunie. And Shaunie’s hat looks like a Southern Baptist Tent Revival or Summer Bake Sale hat. I don’t see a lick of sun! And the more I watch Suzie talk I just wish her top lip would move when she talks.  Okay, the sun came out as they walked away.

Awww Boat Teeth and Jen are finally getting he ball rolling on their divorce.I have NEVER seen teeth as huge as his. Just had to get that off my chest. Damn, this Jennifer Hudson “I Remember Me” joint playing in the backround is viciously niiiiiice *Fab voice*

DOES MEEKA NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GOT DAMN EARRINGS!!!? Except these are silver, so she has them in every metal available?

WHOA!!!!!!!!!! Suzie walked into Dulce? !!!!! Evelyn’s face looked like she didn’t know whether to run or prepare to fight. But at least Evelyn is listening to Suzie more this time. So is this squashed now. These chicks should have long ago duked it out, hugged and got over it.

Wait….. did Evelyn just say that “we like buts”? Now, I’m as raunchy as the next one…. but if you don’t want to be called a hoe… don’t wear the dress.ooooooh I want Jen’s peacock earrings!!!! Sweeet!

Is this episode called Ring Around the Apartments?  Could they not get clearances from public places to film? lmao! Why is Evelyn trying to turn Jennifer into a hoe just because she is getting a divorce. Is EVelyn filling out the online profile or is Jen? Wait… is that a purse on Ken’s picture on the online dating profile?! bwahahahaha. But hell, Jen could date The Humpback of Notre Dame and he would STILL look better than Eric!!!!

Wait… is this club called Trio? Did Tami just say she was going to try and get Meeka to be a mole? I don’t trust this woman to dress herself properly yet alone report back information properly. Oh snap! I feel like Tami is about to set Meeka up about how Meeka feels about Royce. Am I the ONLY one who is catching Meeka stuttering? lmao! Tami put her in her place.

Umm…. Suzie, you BETTER stop laughing at anything that Evelyn is saying about Royce. She is dogging your homegirl and you are laughing. You do know that you can’t fight, right? I just want Suzie to pick a side, because you can’t play both sides well.

*Sigh* Next week is going to be so much more fun. I just wish these bitches would learn to land a punch.

Sincerely, 

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Basketball Wives ~ Jump-offs Return : Season 3

Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Okay…. so I was in the middle of watching Lena Horne in Stormy Weather  when it dawned on me that Single Ladies is coming on tonight at 9pm EST, and Low and behold….Basketball Hoes & Exes is on!!!  Okay, yes, I get it…. that’s not the title of the show, but until one of these females ACTUALLY gets married…. that is what I am going to call it. And how ironic that the one who MIGHT beat everyone to the punch will be Ms. Big Forehead herself…. Evelyn.LMAO!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

I dont know how I feel about the whole Suzie vs Tami prejudgment thing. I think that this too will past. I think I might buy the t-shirts that Evelyn may be sending in Tami’s direction……NOT because I agree with Evelyn (b/c Lawd knows I am Team Tami til the day she dies) But b/c I know a few females who I need to send that shirt to….lmao!. Waait!!! Did Royce just called Evelyn a hoe?!! lol.  Tami said that she was a jump off but Royce came back hard and said that she was a “hoe with an entire garden”!!! lmao!!! Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe! “She’s, got flowers…cabbage……lol”.

Okay, sooooooo now Evelyn has to say “my fiance” and not just say Chad’s  name ? Bitch, okay….we get it. We know that you are engaged again…….FINALLY!!!! lol. Wait…. AGAIN? I’m lost with how many men you have been attached to.

Meeka , Speedy Claxton’s wife, is GORGEOUS!!!! So, she is the ONLY wife… Okay… so I may have to call it Basketball Wife and Bench Bitches….lol. But must EVERYONE meet with a new group member? And, yes, I agree… Meeka is jumping all up in Jennifer’s business!!! Please tell me that we dont have to see Mr. Alien Forehead (Eric) this season!!!

Wait… did Suzie say that Royce likes drama? Can someone please tell me how did Suzie get the right to say that someone else is into drama? Lawd…. this is gonna get goooooood.

LMAO!!!! Royce said that when she met with Meeka she felt like she was meeting Gloria all over again. I mean really? She was making her money and paying her bills. She was a dancer!!!! But damn… these earrings are hanging on Royce’s ears with the weight of a baby elephant and I think they are going to rip her ear off.She is too petite to be wearing these huge ass hoops. But Meeka saying that a dancer shouldnt take that job because she may get with one of the basketball players is bogus! Bitch, you shouldnt get with a man that you cant trust once he goes to work with these women. Basically, you are telling these women that they shouldnt tempt married men to step out on you, when he should already have that kind of discipline. I just say that these men should be held to higher standards and responsibilities and y’all need to stop being threatened by these dancers. YOu are showing your weak card.

Okay, Meeka, I mean….. I don’t know you, but you are too thick to be wearing a dress that damn short.AND YOUR BLACK BRA PEEKING OVER THIS FUSCHIA DRESS IS KILLING ME!!!!! Make your undies match your clothes.  And yes, I agree with Shaunie that Meeka is running her mouth when she is just meeting these females. Honey, boo boo… you don’t know these females. You are taking sides, and unfortunately… you are siding with the side who can’t fight.

This false ass nice talk that Tami and Evelyn are doing with one another in this meet-up about the t-shirt and their previous fall-out is making me itch. These ” You’re a Non-Motherfucking Factor” t-shirts are hilarious.  And HERE we go!!!! Tami just started it back up! And then Evelyn just offered to give proceeds from her t-shirts to a young girl’s charity that Tami supports….lmao!!! And Evelyn said that she should trademark that line…. I remember she said it, but I havent thought about it until this episode. So I dont think that anyone else is making a big deal of it but her. lol. I take it back, I will NOT purchase a shirt. lol.

Okay, Speedy is fine as hell!!! Thank you, Jesus. But can we PLEASE find a basketball player who is STILL in the league other than Gloria’s abusive husband….lol. And they have been married for 5 years. hmmmmm…. I have so much to say about that. I mean they are bowling without a bodyguard in sight. I dont think that people even know who they are.

And the fact that Suzie and Tami can meet without blood shedding is a sign of maturity. Now, Tami said that she wont tell Suzie any of her business and then she reveals to Suzie that she is going to sue Evelyn…..(enters “huh” face). But wait, is there even grounds for which she can file a lawsuit?

Lawd, if you love me please let Tami not give a fuck and haul off and punch Evelyn in her forehead! Okay, so EVelyn’s shop is called Dul-say and not Dul-che.  AND nooooooooo She did not pull the shirt out to show Tami the shirts.  No she did not Boo, boo Tami!!! Lawd… why do they sign these waivers?!!!! I need someone to let them be the ghetto women with big bank accounts that they are just so they can fight. I wonder how Chad feels about havin a woman who cant fight worth shit…lol. Well, at least we know they are back on. Sooooooo stay tuned!

Ummmmmm the captions of the sneak previews of the season have me cracking up laughing!!!!!! Yeh…. Stay Tuned!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

200 Men Said…. Get Tested

        First, before you read this, read my blog from last Monday~> Writer’s Block: Tsion the Wordsmith~Miss Valentine .

        As a female who lives in the AIDS/HIV Capital of the U.S.A,Washington, D.C.,  I am sooooooo big on this topic that you wouldn’t even believe the efforts that I go through to make sure that women understand what they are putting their bodies up for when having sex. I have to be up front ladies… the condom is NOT the man’s responsibility….alone. You, too, need to have two of each size condom ( just in case he should come up short) and you should also have dental dam. If the phrase “dental dam” just made you tilt your head Scooby style, then honey, you need to STOP having sex immediately because you are missing very important elements of sex education and sex preparation.

       Yes, I am grown enough to know that everyone is not safe all of the time. Now that we all have admitted to it, what do we plan to do about it? Ladies, how do you plan to protect yourself? As a woman, there have been times when I have gone and gotten tested and found out that my guy had sex with an ex the day I got tested which voided the results he showed me. Or the guy’s wife ( who lived in another state) saw pics of us on Myspace and wanted to know what i was doing with her husband….and I didn’t even know he was married…did I mentioned she lived in another state?! Or being with a guy who reveals that he use to like men. I don’t judge him… but this is information you need to tell me BEFORE we head down this road. So you see, preparing yourself with knowledge about your partner is just as important as if you put a condom in your purse or wallet. You need BOTH to be safe in the game of sex. Nothing is guaranteed. NOTHING!

        Using a condom but having oral sex without a dental damn makes about as much sense as you getting gas and pulling off with the tank wide the fuck open. Yes, I’m being a hypocrite…but, as a reformed hypocrite I have seen the errors of my ways and I wanted to step forth and be brave enough to talk about it. So yes, I get tested before EVERY guy I am with. Yes, I only have ONE sexual partner in a 12 month period….NO EXCEPTIONS! This is what I do, but even this is not enough if I don’t know the status of my partner. I need solid proof, like seeing his results or going to get tested with him. So, this is why I am celibate and have been for quite some time. I might set a fire if I cross my legs, but at least I am healthy.  HIV NEGATIVE!!!!!!

So, I asked my 200 men the following question: 

HIV/AIDS is high in certain communities. How often do you get tested? Have you ever gotten tested BEFORE sex with a person? DO you do the mouth swab or blood test?

And they came back with the following answers.

• Prestige “The One And Only”: Every three months, blood test.
• Allen Ozark: Yup Tested. Nope, not positive. in fact i have NEVER had any kind of STD … EVER! and i never will! I understand the whole aids / std epidemic, but i just don’t understand the whole aids / std epidemic. a true gentlemen never infects others.
• Lateef25: Every six months
• *~ MR SPONTANEOUS ~*!!PEACE!!: I get tested often, but it’s a requirement with my job to get tested every year. They have always taken my blood. I would not have unprotected sex without knowing the other person’s status.
• Aries Brotha: At least one a year. Yes. And it’s a rather moot right now as i’ve decided to reframe from having sex. Just dating.
• Kip S: I get tested every year. Yes, I’ve gotten tested before and after sex, typically blood test.
• RANDELL the caribbean prince[R]: well i only have one partner at a time. I don’t sleep around but i get tested every six months
• K-LUST THE WILDEST MOUTH!: I HAVE BEEN TESTED. AIDS FREE. I USE THE SWAB AND I HAVE HAD MY BLOOD TESTED. MOST RECENT TEST WAS LAST YEAR!! JUNE. IMMMM SAFE!!!!! SO LETS GET IT INNN!! LOL
• ”DUKE” BANNER: YES I ALWAYS GO TO THE DOCTOR EVERY SIX MONTHS. I HAVE RA AND I GO TO MY CARDIOLOGIST I WAS POISON HAD GOT REAL SICK

And then ladies, you have men who respond like this:

• Pete E.: not in my community

       Yes, he did say that AIDS does not exist in his community. I hit him up and pressed further. He said that no one where he lives has AIDS or HIV and he would know so this doesn’t concern him. I tried to press further but he just wanted to holla at me. Did he really think that he could get my number after a response like that? SIKE!

        And you know that now and then you will run into the religious aspect of a question like this. But trust me when I tell you, NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, could have prepared me for this particular religious spin on getting tested for HIV/AIDS:

• www. twitter. com/kingdomgate_ent: Never got tested nor will I ever! If God is for me who can be against me? Aids is a curse and Jesus already took that to the cross. I just do my part by not putting myself in the judgement seat by sleeping with every woman in site.
• Me: Hello, I thank you for answering my question about getting tested for HIV/AIDS. Your response is very admirable. I just have to ask one question and I hope that you can answer it to help me better understand your response. You said that you have never gotten tested and nor will you ever. SO my questions are: 1. Do you know that in some states, to get married, you are required to take an AIDS test? 2. Are you a virgin or have you ever had sex before? And it was interesting to listen to the song that is on your page as I write this note. Arise-Cherry Pie. Have a blessed evening.
• www. twitter. com/kingdomgate_ent: Im not worried about that. Yes I have had sex before,but aids is the last of my concern.
• Me: Did you use protection when you did have sex before? Sorry to be personal, I just agree with your original comment on some levels and am bothered by them as a woman on another. So, I am just seeking clarification.
• www. twitter. com/kingdomgate_ent:The difference is I am focused on Jesus and you want to focus on aids, aids is a judgement but people in the Christian world get healed from it everyday. I don’t worry about sickness because I’m not going out sleeping with everyone,or anybody for that matter my past is my past I don’t go digging into it. If there is a church that’s gonna be raptured up who is worried about disease? Jesus nailed disease, sickness, and misery  to the cross for everyone,everybody just doesn’t have the same measure of faith. When you don’t tap into faith you don’t know what you truly have access to in Jesus Christ. 
• Me: Okay, so… I agree with you on some of it. So are you saying that you are refraining from sex until you get married? And you currently do not know your HIV/AIDS status because you are covered in the favor of God?
• www. twitter. com/kingdomgate_ent: I’m covered by the blood of Jesus therefore I do know that I don’t have aids,this is not what I think it’s what I know.

        Ummmmm…I am sitting here trying to wipe my face clean but I can’t. He did give me permission to post hit Twitter link, so I did get that clearance. Again, I do understand being covered in the blood of the lamb. But you can NOT make me believe that I can walk outside of God’s kingdom to fornicate and then come back in to behave holier than thou and claim the blood in retrospect. Aint no way! You cant expect to be of the world and be covered by that which is not of that world.  It doesn’t and will NEVER work that way.

        If you behave in the world, you must abide by the rules and laws of that world. Therefore, do not be so afraid to get tested that you run behind the amour of God. I have faith in God to know that I will walk into the testing facility, get tested and be HIV Negative. THAT is how much faith I have. But I am also wise enough to know that if I keep testing God’s patience with my worldly activities that He can use HIV/AIDS to the betterment of His kingdom. So I am not immuned if I dabble in the world while engulfed in lust.  It is all or nothing!

        So ladies, even the religious dudes can get you hemmed up with something you can’t get rid of. So somewhere between you breaking the headboard and singing in the choir on Sunday, BOTH of you need to get tested. I am not judging you for the contradiction, but I am advising you to not continue the contradiction and hide behind faith. It isn’t wise. Protect yourself.

        I’ll never forget sitting at the McDonalds on Alabama Ave SE, D.C. with a coworker when a guy walks up and says, “Hi, my name is Michael. I’m HIV Negative, no kids, own place, and I drive” as he proceeds to pull out his HIV Negative Test results. I COULD HAVE DIED!!!  It was hilarious because it was random, but how scary is it that seeing a man with his HIV Negative results was sexy as shit! Have we reached this point? Soon will we need to have hand-held scanners like the BBM coder to see if the person you are talking to was Negative? I hope not, but stuff like this only happens to me. I swear.  People… You are NOT Magic. You don’t have his money, nor his insurance. WRAP IT UP! GET TESTED! KNOW YOUR STATUS! GET TESTED TOGETHER!!!! Protect yourself first. And anyone who makes a stink about it… tell them to go dry hump cement.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~