The Braxtons~ Appreciate What Now?

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 1 June 2011 at 2:31 am

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Episode 7: Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight

Okay, it is 1am and I just got back in the house from hosting one of my poetry shows and I am soooo tired. But my soul wouldnt let me go to sleep without writing this. If I want to switch over to doing this full time one day, I need to put the work and the effort in right now. *sigh* I love it, but I am Tie-erd. So, y’all better like this post, that much I do know!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

Okay, so Toni is thinking about doing Playboy. Okay…. soooooooo I’m jealous! I want to have a Playboy body NOW and Toni is a few years my senior and her body is HOT! Now, I do understand what Tamar ( Lord forgive me for agreeing with that nut job) said when she said that everyone else’s kids could come back and bring it to Denim. But at the same time… I do agree, however, that if it is tastefully done it is okay. So, if she did like the Marilyn Monroe white sweater butt cheek pic…that kind of tasteful is okay in my book. Wait… did Traci say that the model’s vagina was down to her shin? lmao! First off… we need to give them an anatomy lesson. Her labia majora….yes, her vagina….no!

The video quality of this dinner table is so different and it is messing with my eyes.  WAIIIIIIIIIT! Did Mama Evelyn say that she is willing to be a Saber Tooth Tiger instead of a Cougar? LMAO!!!!! And she said that she doesnt want her back to crack. Sitting here watching Mama Eveln, I see Traci and Tamar true and clear. I am trying to figure out where Trina, Towanda and Toni get their temperments from.

WOW! I’m am shocked that Vincent didnt detour Toni from doing Playboy. Lord knows he wouldnt have that if Trina were to be asked to pose. lol.

Wait. Did this ThisBitch.com just say “I’m throwing my husband an appreciation party ( with his money, no less) to show him how much I appreciate him. And then he can do my record so he can show me how much he appreciates me”? What kind of ghetto, narcissistic bullshit is that? On no planet did that make any kind of sense. This is not an appreciation party, this is a bribe you party. I swear I hate this bitch the more she talks every episode. If she come sup missing in a ditch somewhere… I didnt do it, but I want to shake the hand of the person who did. This bitchcant be this shallow and stupid in real life. I promise you this HAS to be an act. I pity Vincent, and love must TRULY be blind.

Now that I am fresh from my BOCA (Bellydancers of Color Association) conference, I find it hilarious that this episode is about belly dancing. So the instructors, Shenes and Schadia, look very energetic but Schadia’s voice is getting on my fucking nerve! But the hip wraps with the shimmies on it…. I just received my very first one this past weekend from Dr. SUnyatta Amen and her mother Mama jackie. I have been rocking it in my house…practicingg…lol. So if I have to practice….. Tamar need to shut up and pay attention in this class. It is NOT easy, but it is fun. If I were the instructo, the minute that Tamar took over the class I would have kindly asked her ass to get the fuck up out my establishment. Just an FYI…..that is NOT Belly Dancing.

LMAO!! Mama Evelyn said she doesnt want a “rough neck”! What is a Senior Citizen “Rough Neck”? Does he have a cane and wears a wife beater and Depends? lmao!!! But I am happy that she is going on a blind date. That is good for her. I spoke tooooooo soon. She is getting on him being late. And in walks this older guy with a Phat Farm valore sweat suit and I though he was for her. But the uy that does walk in for her….. she called him a snowflake and says, “I’ve always dealt in chocolate”. lmao! And then he called her children the Kardashians! lmao! Minus 1. And then he is drinking Scotch at 1pm….minus 2. This poor snowflake is a lush! Poor thing doesnt even stand a chance with Mama Evelyn.

Wait… did mama Evelyn say “pacific”? Her sentence was ” He seems to have a very pacific idea…..”. Hmmmm. Interesting. AND THEN the snowflake touched he face. If she werent a lady, I think she would have cussed him out! lol. WAIT!!!! Mama Evelyn tuned in because this snowflake has a driver… so she thinks that he is financially stable? Umm… mama. You gave this guy so many negatives and then his wallet came out and now you like him? All he said was i will have “someone” pick me up. Not a driver. So, I aint saying she’s a gold digger… but she aint messin’ with no broke nigga.

Preach, Mama Evelyn!!! Men are sooo sensitive when it comes to their women or future women to be seen naked by other men.

Sooooooo Tamar set up a surprise photo shoot that Toni should practice with for her Playboymmm… I am GLAD that Toni got in dat ass!!! Tamar deserved that! And why does Tamar look like a retarded model? I still have the urge to hit her with a Mac 10 truck with Mac 10 driving.

Awww Toni just broke the news of her moving to L.A. to her mother. Man, I thought that she would have told her by now.

I must say that I am looking at this appreciation party like….this bullshit here. I mean, I am LITERALLY upset that she is pimping her husband. It makes me sick to my damn stomach to see a good man with a female like this. Ugh. I mean, I cant even find the words to express how disgusted I am.

LMAO!!! The PREGNANT belly dancer is enough to make me pee myself! lol.  LMAO!!! Denim in the back trying to copy his aunts just made me hurt myself!!!! hahahahahahahah.

This gift!!!! A huge ass photo of Tamar half naked in front of everyone’s kids. Was I the ONLY one who noticed the KIDS taking twitpics of their Aunt? Just….ummmmm…..creepy! Again, whi is Vincent married to this self absorbed trick?

Okay…it is 2am. I need to go to bed. And I pray that I don’t cuss Tamar ut in my dreams.



~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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