The Braxtons~ Reunion Special

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Episode 7: Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight

Episode 8: Appreciate What Now?

Episode 9: DMV-isit

Episode 10: Papa Don’t Preach

I’m not hating, but can someone please tell me why Wendy Williams, of all people, got chosen to host the reunion? Was Perez Hilton or La La not available? Oh wait… they do VH1 and MTV… this is WE…okay.Never mind. I had to ask.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

Okay…. these people have money ( supposedly) and the ONLY person who is allowed to have wig issues will be Toni. Everyone else will be on my wig list! Okay, why is Wendy’swig jacked?! Mama Evelyn’s hair looks fresh but I never have a problem with her hair. Towanda’s hair is fresh and Trina’s hair is just barely making the list. I always want to pull Traci off camera and try to fix her wig just a little bit. Wait…. as they pan the audience i notice that Kim “Poprah” Kearney is sitting in the audience. She was a contestant on I Want to Work for Diddy on season 1 and she came back for season 2. I swear that is her… but anyway……

This recap of who has the shortest temper and Tamar’s unregistered websites is too much for me to recap. I do, however, laughed at the “that tasted like ass crack.com”.  Wait, so did Tamar just say ” I work hard to look like this. Its not cheap to look like this” all in the same damn breath? How hard is it to lift your husband’s black card? That wasnt apart of Kanye’s workout plan.

WOWZERS!!! I fell like Trina’s boos are about to fall out of this dress!!!! She must have some of that Tina Knowles double sided tape in full effect. Because honey!!! I sense a wardrobe malfunction in our near future.

I am proud of how Trina stepped up and admitted to how bad her drinking was at one point. I think that is a huge step in the right direction. How did I miss it when Trina said ” a sipping Christian is a slipping Christian”?!!!!!!! I’m using that one.

I am about 10 mins ( minus commercials) into this reunion show and all I can think of is…. they arent telling me anything new. I mean, usually the reunion show tells us stuff that we were unaware of during the regular episodes. Ummm.. I just feel like they are snipping in small recaps we’ve already seen.

Wait… Toni got FOUR record deals for her sisters?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ummm… so what in the world are they complaining about? Sitch ungrateful.net ass down somewhere!

Okay, so there was a “Who’s your fan favorite” poll… I didnt know about it. I would pic Trina….point blank. But…they picked Tamar.  Okay… so she got to wear this boyshorts and blazer outfit. I mean, it is cute…. but I wonder what Vincent had to say about it.

And they hit the wig comment. Oh lawd I wish I could have submitted a question. I mean theyr wigs arent always on point. Either make the wig look right or dont wear it at all!. bwahahahaha SHe said the cop ” damn near said ‘SayCheese'”.hahahahaha Wait… Toni said that she has over 100 wigs!!!! I knwo who to rob next.

hahahahaha!  Wendy asked Trina if she has ever had a threesome. Trina says, “Now , Wendy…. I cant tell you in front of my mother. If my mother wasnt sitting right there I would tell you yes, but since she is sitting here…..with that being said I cant answer the question.” hahahaha So, Toni has sense declined to pose in Playboy.

Okay, I just need Vincent to close his mouth when the camera is going to be on him. BWahahahahaha I think that Tamar is a trip. She said, ” I dont share my ding-a-ling”. And then Trina told Tamar, ” You are not my Dr.Schol’s, you dont know my comfort.”  hahahahaha Mama Evelyn said that she might win a “snow man” since she has been going out with the “snow flakes”.  Has Vincent gained weight since the end of the season stopped filming?

HOLD THE HELL UP!!! Who’s little boy is that up on the top row in the audience right after the Vincent vs Tamar slideshow? IS this really a show that kids should be watching when based on the topics? I mean, there isnothing too scandalous, but this is still about adult situations.

Sidebar: It is 1:41am and I am trying to catch up on these shows for you all. I really should be asleep.

Ummmmm… dont write with a pen what you could write with a pencil?  Ummmm Traci… boo, you lost me and the rest of America. You tried too hard boo. Just ignore the rest of these questions. Wait…. did Traci just walk off the stage and then came back 20 mins later after Tamar said that she lives in “Nutbush” Maryland.

Okay, so it ended with theirfather and that the relationship has not changed. I dont feel like I learned anything new…. but I am happy that they are coming back for a second season. I’m too sleepy to proof read this… hope you enjoy.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

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The Braxtons~ Papa Don’t Preach

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Episode 7: Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight

Episode 8: Appreciate What Now?

Episode 9: DMV-isit

Episode 10: Papa Don’t Preach

I’m ready to see Mama Evelyn go off on her ex-husband. What? You know that is why you are watching it too….lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

BWahahahahahah The fact that they have harmonized for Traci to call their father in an impromptu song is beyond clever & hilarious!

Ummmmm can someone please pop Tamar in the throat? Honey, can you please just do your part and then have her come back into the mix at the end. Do you think that this album can’t make it without her? And did Traci just say that she is moving to the ATL? And this wig or style that Traci has while on the couch discussing her father’s reason for not showing up reminds me of Robin’s ex-wife from Bebe’s Kids.

I agree with Trina. Why would their father fly to Atlanta but wouldn’t have driven a block away to meet them while they were in Maryland?

Antavius is Towanda’s attorney….ummmm… why would you bring Tamar on this trip? Why couldnt Toni come?And wait, did Towanda just say “we live together but we have no cohabitated.”? Ummm… I know what she meant, but that is NOT what it means.  Is cohabitated even a word? I know cohabited, but not cohabitated. lol.  Damn, can someone please hit this bitch ( Tamar) with a damn bus!!!! Oh this female is enough to make me try to find her just so I can fight her on the street. And I am glad that Towanda stepped up and attempted to put her in her place. DAYUM!!!! Tamar just roll called her sister! I would have pushed the trick out the window. Tamar said that Towanda and her husband are living with Toni and he’s driving the car that Tamar bought for Towanda……ouch! All of that may be true but can someone, anyone, please tell this woman how to talk to people!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOWZERS!!!!! Did Traci just say that she will even leave her husband if it means that the Braxton album is going to get recorded? WOW! And did Traci just call Patron “Jesus Juice”? hahahahahaha.

WOW! Michael Braxton, the father, is walking around like he just say everyone yesterday.  I mean, the way that he walked up to hug his grandkids was horrible. And how many times will he say , “How are you doing Miss E?”? lmao! Mama Evelyn said she is glad that she is saved. POW!!!!! Michael just called Mama Evelyn a “dirty lie”!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh snap! Someone get the bail money from under the mattress!    But why , oh why, is Tamar in the middle of this calling everyone’s wrong but can’t see when she is wrong. SNAP! Mama Evelyn told Michael that he use to “Lay it low & spread it wide. You don’t care who it is.” WOW! I am proud of Mama Evelyn. I shouldnt have been able to sit there that long. That is just a wound that you have to keep praying to heal because only God can fix that one.

Mama Evelyn is sitting on this couch looking just as young as her daughters. Hell… in this scene Traci looks the oldest. No offense, but that is true. bwahahahahaha “I’m sorry about the woman in you, but the woman in me said he needed to know how I felt.” I’m using that!

Dang. Towanda handed Andre the separation papers and all he said was Yeh and walked away. Girl, I know it hurts, but just let him walk away!

So, at dinner they all reveal something… just about. Towanda rehashes her separation, Traci reveals she wants to move to ATL and Toni is moving to LA. hahahaha And no one offered to help her pack.

Really?!I did not know that all of the sisters sang the intro song to the show. I just thought that it was Toni. bwahahahahah! Towanda told Tamar ” that’s a lie from the pits of hell”. hahahah I’m stealing that one too.  Judging by the look on Traci’s face… she’s about to explode in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Wait, why does everyone think that they cant do this album without Toni. I will try to understand but you will have to make this clear to me. And it ends with Traci storming out and Toni at home doing bed yoga with headphones on. Okay, so can we say that there will NOT be a Braxton album any time soon?

Guess we’ll have to wait until next season to find out.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

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The Braxtons~ DMV-isit

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Episode 7: Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight

Episode 8: Appreciate What Now?

Episode 9: DMV-isit

I am writing this at 1am in the morning……I dont have enough hours in the day to do everything that I need to get done. *Sigh* But let’s get ‘er done.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

I LOVE the outfit that Trina was wearing when she walked in to visit Dr. Sherry for her therapy session. I know, I know… I was suppose to be focused on her issues….but this outfit is simplistically gorgeous. Wait, did Trina just LIE about the last time that she was caught drinking? They showed her drinking 2 hours ago and she said last night…lol.  WOW!!! Dr. Sherry just challenged Trina to NOT drink a single alcoholic beverage for 90 days. She is gone wind up drinking cough syrup or mouth wash to make it through the 90 days…lol.

Wait… isnt their father a preacher, or was a preacher? Hell, something in the church. Wow…. Toni said that she hates coming to the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia area) because it makes her feel anxious. Wowzers.  OUCH!!! Their dad had an affair for NINE years?!!! Where is that in the Bible? Okay, I dont understand it, but something more must have gone down……ummm did Toni just say that their father got married LESS than 30 days after the divorce papers were signed?

LMAO!!!! Trina didnt even make it a week beyond the challenge Dr. Sherrygave her before she failed

So, they havent sat down with their dad in 10 years? Toni’s got to be drugged up and numb to survive a trip to the DMV? And who are they leaving their kids with? Andre? Okay… letthem slip up and say what city Traci lives in and I will drive right on over!

Why are they getting on Traci’shouse and marriage? I mean, they are just dogging Kevin Sr out for how he treats Traci. Wow!Bwahahahahaha! Trina said that he stomach started pop locking! hahah And then they went on this tangent about how funky Trina’s booty was..lol. Mama Evelyn even asked, “What you have to eat, baby?” hahahahahaha Priceless.

Okay, can someone tell me why they are walking all the way down the street to “569”…their old family home?” And awww.. them harmonizing on the family steps was classic! I mean, their mannerisms were even transported back to the last time they were there. You could tell that it was meaningful to them.  But it was hilarious that the owner of the property threatened to call the cops on Toni….not all of them… JUST Toni. lmao!

It is now my mission to figure out where this little white church is that Mama Evelyn and Braxton got married in. I am so proud that Mama Evelyn was willing to come to brunch with the kids and her ex-husband. But he is late, not showing up and EVERY kid is calling him and it is going straight to voicemail. WOW!!! They all look like they will have a nervous breakdown collectivelyif he does not show up. The ONLY person who seems calm and not all that shocked is Mama Evelyn. WOW! I just feel bad even watching the fact that their dad didnt event show up. Who knew that all of this was going on with them? He didnt attend Trina’s wedding because his new wife wasnt invited? I mean, really? Come one now, what man of God acts like an ass?

Oh my word…. who trusts Trina with cooking anything other than a pot of hot water for her community service stemming from her DUI charges. But I am upset that Trina thought that she was too good to be in community service!

HOLD THE HELL UP!!!! I cant wait to see next week’s episode!!!! Their father shows up and Mam Evelyn brings out the Bible on his behind! PREACH!!! Okay… its 2am and I am headed to bed. Peace out!

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

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The Braxtons~ Appreciate What Now?

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Episode 7: Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight

Okay, it is 1am and I just got back in the house from hosting one of my poetry shows and I am soooo tired. But my soul wouldnt let me go to sleep without writing this. If I want to switch over to doing this full time one day, I need to put the work and the effort in right now. *sigh* I love it, but I am Tie-erd. So, y’all better like this post, that much I do know!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

Okay, so Toni is thinking about doing Playboy. Okay…. soooooooo I’m jealous! I want to have a Playboy body NOW and Toni is a few years my senior and her body is HOT! Now, I do understand what Tamar ( Lord forgive me for agreeing with that nut job) said when she said that everyone else’s kids could come back and bring it to Denim. But at the same time… I do agree, however, that if it is tastefully done it is okay. So, if she did like the Marilyn Monroe white sweater butt cheek pic…that kind of tasteful is okay in my book. Wait… did Traci say that the model’s vagina was down to her shin? lmao! First off… we need to give them an anatomy lesson. Her labia majora….yes, her vagina….no!

The video quality of this dinner table is so different and it is messing with my eyes.  WAIIIIIIIIIT! Did Mama Evelyn say that she is willing to be a Saber Tooth Tiger instead of a Cougar? LMAO!!!!! And she said that she doesnt want her back to crack. Sitting here watching Mama Eveln, I see Traci and Tamar true and clear. I am trying to figure out where Trina, Towanda and Toni get their temperments from.

WOW! I’m am shocked that Vincent didnt detour Toni from doing Playboy. Lord knows he wouldnt have that if Trina were to be asked to pose. lol.

Wait. Did this ThisBitch.com just say “I’m throwing my husband an appreciation party ( with his money, no less) to show him how much I appreciate him. And then he can do my record so he can show me how much he appreciates me”? What kind of ghetto, narcissistic bullshit is that? On no planet did that make any kind of sense. This is not an appreciation party, this is a bribe you party. I swear I hate this bitch the more she talks every episode. If she come sup missing in a ditch somewhere… I didnt do it, but I want to shake the hand of the person who did. This bitchcant be this shallow and stupid in real life. I promise you this HAS to be an act. I pity Vincent, and love must TRULY be blind.

Now that I am fresh from my BOCA (Bellydancers of Color Association) conference, I find it hilarious that this episode is about belly dancing. So the instructors, Shenes and Schadia, look very energetic but Schadia’s voice is getting on my fucking nerve! But the hip wraps with the shimmies on it…. I just received my very first one this past weekend from Dr. SUnyatta Amen and her mother Mama jackie. I have been rocking it in my house…practicingg…lol. So if I have to practice….. Tamar need to shut up and pay attention in this class. It is NOT easy, but it is fun. If I were the instructo, the minute that Tamar took over the class I would have kindly asked her ass to get the fuck up out my establishment. Just an FYI…..that is NOT Belly Dancing.

LMAO!! Mama Evelyn said she doesnt want a “rough neck”! What is a Senior Citizen “Rough Neck”? Does he have a cane and wears a wife beater and Depends? lmao!!! But I am happy that she is going on a blind date. That is good for her. I spoke tooooooo soon. She is getting on him being late. And in walks this older guy with a Phat Farm valore sweat suit and I though he was for her. But the uy that does walk in for her….. she called him a snowflake and says, “I’ve always dealt in chocolate”. lmao! And then he called her children the Kardashians! lmao! Minus 1. And then he is drinking Scotch at 1pm….minus 2. This poor snowflake is a lush! Poor thing doesnt even stand a chance with Mama Evelyn.

Wait… did mama Evelyn say “pacific”? Her sentence was ” He seems to have a very pacific idea…..”. Hmmmm. Interesting. AND THEN the snowflake touched he face. If she werent a lady, I think she would have cussed him out! lol. WAIT!!!! Mama Evelyn tuned in because this snowflake has a driver… so she thinks that he is financially stable? Umm… mama. You gave this guy so many negatives and then his wallet came out and now you like him? All he said was i will have “someone” pick me up. Not a driver. So, I aint saying she’s a gold digger… but she aint messin’ with no broke nigga.

Preach, Mama Evelyn!!! Men are sooo sensitive when it comes to their women or future women to be seen naked by other men.

Sooooooo Tamar set up a surprise photo shoot that Toni should practice with for her Playboymmm… I am GLAD that Toni got in dat ass!!! Tamar deserved that! And why does Tamar look like a retarded model? I still have the urge to hit her with a Mac 10 truck with Mac 10 driving.

Awww Toni just broke the news of her moving to L.A. to her mother. Man, I thought that she would have told her by now.

I must say that I am looking at this appreciation party like….this bullshit here. I mean, I am LITERALLY upset that she is pimping her husband. It makes me sick to my damn stomach to see a good man with a female like this. Ugh. I mean, I cant even find the words to express how disgusted I am.

LMAO!!! The PREGNANT belly dancer is enough to make me pee myself! lol.  LMAO!!! Denim in the back trying to copy his aunts just made me hurt myself!!!! hahahahahahahah.

This gift!!!! A huge ass photo of Tamar half naked in front of everyone’s kids. Was I the ONLY one who noticed the KIDS taking twitpics of their Aunt? Just….ummmmm…..creepy! Again, whi is Vincent married to this self absorbed trick?

Okay…it is 2am. I need to go to bed. And I pray that I don’t cuss Tamar ut in my dreams.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Braxtons~ Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight!

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Oh yeh, before I forget… who was dumb enough to put Tamar on the pedistal up above in the pic? It has been driving me nuts since I first saw it. Had to say it.

I have a feeling that this week will be a continuation of the whole album fiasco that occurred last week. Want to put money on it? Oh nooooo this is when Traci snaps! I’m awake now! Let’s go!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

Terrence Lee Jones, ummmmmm I’ve never heard of him, but if you say that he is fabulous then I will gladly believe you.

LMAO!!!! I am maaaaaaaad that the camera man zoomed in on Trina when Tamar said that they dont drink all the time anyway….lmao!!!

And I find it funny how Toni wouldnt stay for the vocal lesson. And I am ready to punch this bitch in her throat. Really……umm…. Tamar, boo… you were flat. LMAO!!! Tamar when she sun ” I know” lmao!! I cant even put into words how horrible she sang that note.

And yes, the fight breaks off between Tamar and Traci. Buuuuuuut, Traci, the way you told her ” I give you a few years or if it makes it that long” did come off a little sideways. But I do agree that Tamar did blow it up out of proportion. But Traci did turn a tab bit schitzo while walking down the hall. Well, Tamar… if you would SHUT THE FUCK UP all the damn time then people would feel like they could defend you rather than let you get a taste of your own damn medicine. I have absolutely NO SYMPATHY for you whatsoever. I dont. Sorry. You have to look at what you bring on to yourself.

LMAO!!! Tamar said “pork and beans…..on a guy” lmao! Girl, just say dick and balls! you’re grown, right? lol This outside painting is cracking me up!!! Please tell me why they have Michael, this huge, naked male model. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Toni said that the male model had the smallest penis that she has ever seen in her life….lmao! I’m done!!! i cant take it… lmao!!!!!

Oh lawd I cant even comment on this fight… y’all know that, instinctively, I will NEVER side with Tamar. lol.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!! Please tell me why they gave Tamar this whole fucking commercial?!!!!!I swear she is nothing but a glamorized coon in Prada. I only comment on her because I like the other sisters and she just happens to be on the show. I would NEVER hang out with a wfemale like her. Ugh! This bitch makes me want to go BACK and get another degree in something just to make me feel like I got my brain cells back after listening to the things that come out of her mouth. yes, that run-on was well worth it. lol.  I’m not even going to spell check this blog. I type while I watch the show so it should be full of errors.

I am going to die watching Trina and Traci shopping for a gift for their mother’s 60th birthday!!!! lol.

Sidebar: I forgot that I always watch thive via DVR, so not being able to fast forward is making this take up my sleep time. I have to be at the gym in the morning….come on, people!

LMAO!!! Toni said that the balloons tied to the front column of the house is like ” a ghetto version of the movie UP! lmao! I swear this woman is hilarious people! I think it is funny what rich people spend their money on.

I dont care what you tell me, I need to see Mama Evelyn’s birth certificate because I dont believe that she is 60. This woman is soooo beautiful to me. We already know that black doesnt crack but she made sure it didnt melt either…lol.  and Towanda getting happy cracked me up!!! lmao! mama Evelyn with the dancers cracked me up too! lol.  LMAO!!! mama Evelyn fanned the candles out with her hand instead of blowing it out…lmao! I am hurting. My side is cramping from laughing at them.

Lawd, 15 more minutes of this? I am not going to sit here and watch them fight for 15 minutes. I’m gonna let Tamar and Traci go at it over the buying of dog gifts for their mother’s birthday presents while I read The Help on my Nook. Let me know when they shut the hell up over petty shit!

Did Traci change clothes before she sang around the piano?Because when she was fussing with tamar she had a jean ruffled bottom dress on and then at the piano she had a long black dress on. Hmmmm… okay. Confused. About as confused as Traci looked while around the piano. But they did sing beautifully.

This apology is bugging me. Just…yeh.

P.S. WE TV… this small ass writing at the bottom of the screen that says ” #BFV yadda yadda yadda” I cant read that mess!

NExt week: WHAT THE HALLELUJAH!!!!? Did I just hear that Toni was thinking about doing Playboy? Ummmmmm I’m conflicted on ow I should respond. I don’t want her too, but only because her body looks better than mine….lol.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Borgias~ El Fin

 

Episode 1 & 2: The New Tudors?

Episode 3: Stench of Borgia

Episode 4: Something Borrowed (Lucrezia’s Wedding)

Episode 5: Borgias in Love

Episode 6: F.ornication U.nder C.onsent of the K.ing (The French King)

Episode 7: Swartza, You are NOT the Father (Death on a Pale Horse)

Episode 8: Sgt. Lucrezia (The Art of War)

Episode 9: Nobody

As rumor, or fact, should have it…. this is the season finale. I must say that I am not prepared to let it go. Damnit! 

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #CrimeMurderFamilyAmen !

LMAO!!! King Charles called Cardinal Rovere a clown. Well put!

I must say, it humors me to see that both the French King and Cardinal Rovere are being played by the 15 year-old Lucrzia….lol. Never underestimate a woman at any age! lol DAYUM!!!! The pope in the friar’s robe tripped up the King of France too.  Good call!

And the way that Cesare snuck up on Lucrezia…. he better be happy that they are in a time before guns… because he would have been shot if he snuck up behind me like that. lol

The way that Lucrezia fainted made me laugh a little. I mean we saw it coming. I called it! Sforza, you are NOT the father…lol. Where is Maury’s great-great x infinity grandfather…lol?

Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!!! I think that the Pope is looking for this “precedent” for the cardinals that left the vatican to prove a point and his control. Shame, but I like it!

Ursela Bonadair (sp), now Sister Martha, is going to hide out Lucrezia until the baby is born. Soooooo, they were hiding pregnant women back then too? I thought that was something they started in the 50s. lol.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!!! Wow! The French King just straight hijacked Cardinal Cesare as a legget(sp). Hmmmm. Yeh, I smell a set up!

Okay, you can’t convince me that the Pope isn’t a pimp the way that he is straight out Holy Pimp Slapping these cardinals for leaving the vatican under threat of invasion from the French Army. Vice Cardinal Sforza just dropped a ton of his private land over to the Pope….lmao! He pimp hand is strong! I wonder how does it feel to be hoe slapped by the man of God?

And Cardinal Rovere…. this Christian ninja right here….lol. He is brave as hell.

Yes, Cesare, you are a hostage of the French Army…lol…! BUT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM!!!! Did you and Micheletto just kil the two French guards that were suppose to protect you? GANGSTA BORGIA!! lmao!!! I mean Micheletto killed old doo with a cheese cutter….lol.

OH SNAP!!! Is Micheletto about to kill Giovanni Sforza?!!!! Damn. I suggest that no one mess with Lucezia…lol.  If all brothers were so eternally protective. Where are they taking him? I mean, they had old dude in a potato sack. lmao!

LMAO!!!! Lucrezia just said that her husband Sforza is impotent. And then the Vatican lawyer suggested that he publicly prove his potency. lol… hilarious!!! Sforza looks pissed!!! lol.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait! How pregnant must Lucrezia be to already be showing? The time laps is confusing. And these two ugly fugly looking hooker are enough to make me never be turned on again. And I mean, really…….would they demonstrate sex IN the vatican in FRONT of the Pope and the college of Cardinals? LMAO!!!! Yeh, they pimped you , boo!!! lmao! I wish getting an annulment were still this easy! And then the news travels fast and the court jesters outside cracked me up. Shame!

So ladies, you should not worry. Lucrezia was a teenage pregnancy as well! lmao! Statistics start early in the Christian faith…lol. And she had a boy!!!! Awww how sweet. Lucrezia is a single mother…lol.

Dang!!! So plague kill the people of Naples, or was that the aftermath of Micheletto?

How strange for parents to reminisce over your children while your whore is standing in front of you.

Wow… that last scene with the entire family was beautiful. I can’t WAIT for it to come back on. I am going to miss it… I wont know what to do with myself in its absence!!! I guess I will survive.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Braxtons~ 1 for All and All for the Album

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Am I behind in writing this? Yes. Am I deeply apologetic? Kind of….lol. Anywho, let’s get this party popping!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

I am still tryting to figure out why their hair is seldomly on point!!!!I mean, I know a girl in Southeast D.C. who can hook all of their weaves up out of her kitchen for the low, low price of 29.99….lol.

Okay, so Vincent brought p the idea that they should think about doing a family (Braxton) album. I think that they sound beautiful while singing the Lord’s prayers.

But of couuuuuuuuuuuuuuurse! Tamar is thinking of herself. I think that this would be a wonderful opportunity for her to warm back up and work both albums at the same time. I think she is thinking too shallow.

ANd now, the more I see Andre, Towanda’s husband, I just want to choke him for her. Just saaaaaaaaaaad! They have to move into Toni’s house b/c the house that they were renting was being forclosed on, and as a MAN he should have stepped up and been looking for another house, apartment and the like to take care of his family. Just sad as hell! Ugh he makes me cringe!!!!

I did NOT know that Toni was that OCD, but I do understand. When my sister visited my house I thought I was going to flip a lid! I just hate it when people walk into your space and dont ask how your space operates before they go about their business. But I love her though

And I mean, dayum!!!! Is everyone ganging up on Traci’s husband too…wow! Wait, did Tamar just say, “Bust me”? OOOOOOOooooooooooooh! She knew better than to say that within a 200 mile radius of me….Lawd knows I would bust that chick in her nipple! hahahahaha

Okay, I could be skeptical, but it does seem fishy that Gabe, Trina’s husband, wasnt to get a new house. And is Gabe a personal trainer? I mean, I think that all of these marriages could work if they all put a little more effort into them and stopped being selfish. And everyone has a part in the process.

WIGS!!!!! They are trying to fix Traci’s wigs!!!! I hope that they are honest with the look that she gets because they ALL need Jesus to touch all future lace fronts and half wigs. At least Trina’s hair is looking flawless while she is in the wig shop.

Can someone please tell me what the big deal is about Toni doing this album? Are they banking on her celebrity? hahahahaha Mama Evelyn is so cute. She said, “It would be the best gift that you could ever give me. And I dont say give me, as in you have to, but you have to.” hahahaha. Traci and Mama Evelyn doing their “shout” dance…lol. Y’all better let the Lawd use you! lol

Andre…. can you please grow the hell up!!! All she asked you to do was to take the kids to the dentist appointment. I dont blame Towanda for being tired of being the responsible one. Girl, take a break.

I think that Toni should be allowed to live her life and not be guilty. If she didnt agree to come out as a solo artist then her family would not have some of the opportunities that they have been allotted. I would never pressure one of my children to bring in the other siblings. If it is meant to be then it will be for them, I dont even expect my kids to take care of me if they get rich. Hell, I had my life to reach a comfortable place. Now, if they choose to give me something, then by all means…. thanks… but I will not expect it. Not saying that Mama Evelyn did that, but just saying. It reminds me of Que’s mama. Once he made Day 26 I think he mentioned that she quit her damn job!!! Woman, are you crazy… it was premature and ghetto mentality that even parents are looking to come up. I think that Toni would be more willing to share if she didnt feel like she had to. Yet, and still, I’m happy that Toni put her foot down and said what she really wanted to do.

I respect Towanda’s efforts to take and inniative to find an executive and personal assistant for Toni.  I think that she should live her own drea, which is what Toni wants for herself….so there should be support there for Towanda. Did Tamar call the house a Mazada Miata? lmao! Why does Tamar equate love to money? Will Vincent look at this? I mean,if Gabe wants to apologize he should give Trina a Bentley, a platinum card, etc? Shut the hell up, Tamar. Trina, boo….do you!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Borgias~ Sgt. Lucrezia

 

Episode 1 & 2: The New Tudors?

Episode 3: Stench of Borgia

Episode 4: Something Borrowed (Lucrezia’s Wedding)

Episode 5: Borgias in Love

Episode 6: F.ornication U.nder C.onsent of the K.ing (The French King)

Episode 7: Swartza, You are NOT the Father (Death on a Pale Horse)

Episode 8: Sgt. Lucrezia (The Art of War)

Episode 9: Nobody

 

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #CrimeMurderFamilyAmen !

So, truth be told, I have been spelling Giovanni’s name incorrectly. His name is Giovanni Sforza. Wowzers! And all this time I have been calling him Swartza…lol.

Ummm. Really. Juan is in a whore house when he has his brother’s wife at is disposal? Really. And I saw more saggy breasts in this whore house than should have been allowed , but I guess that a body is a body, right. And ewwww, Cesare dipped Juan’s head into the whore house bucket water. Yucky!!!

Damn, poor Paulo. I mean, really!!! Sforza, why must you whip him just because he wont tell you where Lucrezia is headed. But will you shut the hell up so that you may survive this whipping!!! Damn, Paulo… just hush! No need to get sassy with Sforza while he is whipping you. OUCH!

And again, I will NEVER understand why Juan was placed in control over the Papacy Army. SMDH.

Cardinal Sforza suggests that they abandonRomein the wake of the French Army coming towards them? Hmmmm I wonder if he has joined forces with his cousins. And why does Cesare not wear the cardinal hat like the rest of the cardinals? But at least the Pope will stay inRome.

My mouth almost fell off my face when Lucrezia and her father’s mistress, Julia, encountered the French Army on the road toRome.

Okay, Preach Juan. I SOMEWHAT agree with meeting the French Army further away from Rome so that they cannot use their cannons to destroy the walls of Rome. I mean, he is looking a little thuggish; straight loving his swagger. Go Juan! It’s your fight day! Lol.

WOW! I forgot that Micheletto (the Assassin) even existed. I wondered what happened to him.

Ummm… yeh, Cardinal Rovere is so bold to walk to where Julia and Lucrezia are being held by the French Army. But I must say, Lucrezia is a smart cookie; especially since they have been invited to dine with the French’s King Charles. And the way these ladies are playing King Charles at the dinner table should be patented…lol.

HOT DAMN!!!! The way that these chained cannon balls tore through the front line of the Papal Army was purely gross. Now, I do wish that the graphics persons would have given greater detail to the dead bodies… they look fake as hell. Lol.  Yes, Lucrezia is such a smart woman… the way she ran across the field to negotiate this offer to her brother, Juan, on behalf of King Charles’ bloodless entry to Rome is genius. Now, if in fact King Charles is aimed is to attackNaples, then Lucrezia just made the biggest and simplest military move I have ever seen in my entire life.

OUCH! Cesare calledRomean “old whore waiting once more for her ravishment”. Hmmmm. I wonder how this will play out.  And Juan used the word “lemming”? That term was used back in 1492? I just thought it was a video game for Sega…lmao. The more I stare at Juan’s hair it just looks like he gets his hair done at the same place as Donald Trump’s comb-over.

Now, try as he might, The Pope cant make me believe that he isn’t hiding….lol. He wants to hid in the simple garments. But It was a nice touch how he said it was to face his enemies the same way that The Savior faced his in his final hours. GENIUS! Scandalous, but genius. Man, those sandals look like some worn down American Eagle sandles.

And now, Cesare is trying to get his mistress to flee from her nunnery. Woman, RUN!!!

Wow! I cannot wait to see next week’s Season Finale!!!!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Braxtons~ Vodka and a Pickle

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Okay, sooooo last week I was sick ( which has been the trend for me lately) SO I missed it and I send my deepest apologies. Soooo, I wanted to make sure that I caught you up today. Now, let’s see what the ladies are up to, shall we?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #THISBITCH.com

I want to go to Russia!!!!! Okay, so, Tamar was suppose to meet them in Atlanta to rehearse but didn’t. And THEN ThisBitch.com asked to be brought back a bottle of Russian Vodka! Well, hell… at least Trina is going to work on her marriage.

Okay… SKANK ALERT!! Be woman about yours Tamar!!!! If you didn’t want to go, just speak up and say that you don’t want to go and she could have prepared better. You are so full of SHIT!!! OH I want to smack this woman in her clavicle!!!! And every time she speaks to Vince I just want to shake my head. I feel like she married him just so that she could be spoiled and then have her record done by her husband because he is such a powerful man in the industry. I could be wrong, but she doesn’t seem to be appreciative of a damn thing this man does for her.

DAYUM!!!!!! Trina’s husband just admitted that he was a sex addict. Lmao!!! And wow… married for 7 and cheated for 5 and you are JUST now trying to have counseling? Hmmmmm. I don’t know if I could forgive any of this mess. She is a better woman than I could EVER be!

Trick.. SHUT UP!!!! I need for Tamar to shut up or put up! Point, blank, period. I am so Overthis.com! You don’t want a record… you just want the fame. If she wanted this, she would put in the work.

From what I see, Towanda is too GREAT of a person for her to be married to Andre. Like, the way that she wants to be with her children, it just pains me to see how sorry of a man Andre is and not really helping her… ugh! It just makes my skin crawl.

So, how do you lose luggage? Wow…. EVERY time?  I think that is a sign that you need to get to the airport on time to ensure that your luggage gets on early enough. But that is just me.

Rodney “Dark Child” Jerkins, has kept the weight off…. Congrats!!!!

Did Tamar just say that she did the “Single Ladies look that Beyoncé had on first? Where? But at least there is some common sense with all of these music people, because they are making more sense than Tamar. LMAO!!!! Dark Child said “man of the house” PREACH!!! And just by the faces that Tamar is making is just showing me that she is not ready to be married… submit to your husband woman. You can make demands once you get on top of those charts, you don’t get to make them JUST because you are Vince’s wife.

Wait… did Trina just admit to not being able to read a map? LMAO!!! They got happy with finding one Black Russian….lol. Funny. And Trina WOULD find the Russian Vodka. Lol. So their toast is like Sestrovia (sp) Hmmmm. And who would ever think to put pickles with Vodka? I’m gonna have to try that next time I have Vodka… but is it only with Russian Vodka? Hmmmm.

LMAO!!!! Yes, Toni…. Knowing that you have to do #2 before EVERY show is TMI!!!! Lmao!

I almost pee my pants when Toni imitates the Russian audience…lol. Toni is such a character and I love getting to see this side of her. She is hilarious!!! And this guy that comes on the stage that comes and dances with her…..wow!

Trina, Trina, Trina….. how many bottles of Vodka and Champaigne did she have? I mean, she looks a HOT MESS when Towanda came to her door. Wow!!! She needs to stop, she looks like she is a day away from rehab.

And all that I will say about Tamar meeting with her stylist, Davida, is…. BULLSHIT!  First off, the outfits that she tried on looked a HOT ass mess and if that wind that she keeps doing is all that she can do, then boo…. You wont make it. Secondly, the way in which she just punked her husband on national TV is so damn disrespectful. Who admits to doing that to their spouse? That is sooooo disrespectful and makes him look like he just got played. I swear this woman pushes all of my buttons. See, she thinks that she is running things, but the fact that she just showed her hand confirmed to me how stupid she is. Ugh!

Wait… did THISBITCH.com just say secketary and not secretary?!!!! LMAO!!! Ghetto ass…lol.

WOW!!! Towanda and her family are getting evicted TOMORROW because of the issues on the house that they are renting? Ummm… and what did Andre try to do to help with this situation? I feel like Towanda is doing EVERYTHING! Ugh… I cant stomach anything else.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Borgias~ Swartza, You are NOT the Father

Episode 1 & 2: The New Tudors?

Episode 3: Stench of Borgia

Episode 4: Something Borrowed (Lucrezia’s Wedding)

Episode 5: Borgias in Love

Episode 6: F.ornication U.nder C.onsent of the K.ing (The French King)

Episode 7: Swartza, You are NOT the Father (Death on a Pale Horse)

Episode 8: The Art of War

Episode 9: Nobody

Today was packed with soooo much to do. I discovered how to take notes in church on my Nook Color, cooked dinner for the week with my mentee, and managed to pick out all of my clothes for the week. Why, you ask? Because… I am turning my life around for the better…..and I want to have more time and energy to come home and blog for all of you wonderful people. So, all of that to say, Sorry for being late with posting this blog but I still love you… please still love me. lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #CrimeMurderFamilyAMEN!

Okay, soooooo there was too  much going on for me to pay attention while I was cleaning my house. Yes, I clean at 10pm on Sundays…lol.

First off.. still calling Roman Police on Joffre’s wife. THAT IS SICK!!! You will NEVER make me like the fact that children had to consummate their marriages to older people. Just flat-out nasty! And Sanje (sp), Joffre’s wife is still having an affair with Jaun. SHAME ON JUAN!!!!!

Lucrezia is still getting her groove on with Paulo, with the helpf of Francesca, the maid servant. Swartza was getting better and wanted to get his groove on until I think that Lucrezia slicked the floor and made him slip and hurt his leg again, preventing him from having sex. Rumor has it…. they havent slept together since Swartza broke his leg. So, in my Maury voice, in the case of the morning sickness being exhibited by Lucrezia and found out by the pope’s mistress…. Swartza, you are NOT the father….lmao! Paulo, looks like you’re gonna be a baby’s daddy! lol. But….only Lucrezia and her father’s mistress know about this.

Speaking of mistresses, Cesare seeks out to find the woman whose husband he killed. She was housed in a nunnery which fell under his cardinal house. She fought and held on to her vows as a nun and pushed him away. I have a feeling that he will be back….and eventually she will give in. Girl, you know you want some Cesare!

Rovere is still at it. The King of France has marched through a city ( can’t remember which) and killed a bunch of innocent people. Children and women were slain in the streets. And the fight choreographer had a thing for showing slashed necks as if nothing else could be stabbed. I think I got the picture after the 5th slashed neck. Rovere pleads with the King to allow him to march ahead to Florence and seek Florence’s surrender so that peace may follow instead of the massacre that occurred that day. I would too if I heard the voice of Uncle Fester’s earlier premonition of the bloodshed that would follow if war were to break out in Italy.

The King of Florence was straight gangster. He made the King of France ride with his lance backwards and even lowered the gate to the city low enough that would make him have to ride with it backwards. Rovere and the Florence king spoke of rumors of the both of them being excommunicated if they participate or surrender to the King of France. The King of Florence sai, ” Well, I guess it will have to depend on one’s definition of Surrender.” CAN WE SAY GANGSTER!!!

Well, the entire Swartza family is joining the rest of the country and will allow the French Army to march through. Despite the promise Lucrezia’s husband made to support the Pope when he married her, he is joining the decision of his cousin’s and will not protect the House of Borgia. SHAME ON THIS BROKE LEG, LIMP DICK HAVING HEATHEN!!!. Did you not hear me say, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! hahahahahah.

If anything else occurred? I cannot remember. Blame it on my busy life and not on my willingness to entertain. See ya next week. And Scene!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~