Single Ladies~ Table for 1

Episode 1: Table for 1

I know absolutely NOTHING about the plot of this show other than it is called Single Ladies, Stacey Dash, Lisa Raye and some random white girl are the stars and I just pray that Beyoncé’s Single Ladies does NOT show up anywhere in this entire show. I think this may be a 2 hour premiere, but don’t quote me

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #BitterBitches

Okay, sooooo the opening scene about how a man can get away with acceptable nasty versus just plain oldnasty. lol. LMAO!!!!  And yes, I agree… a woman already knows if a guy is gonna get to “hit it” when she first meets him.  I also agree with the fact that a guy knows when he is going to marry a woman in the first 15 minutes of meeting her.

So, Val (Stacey Dash) is in a 5 year relationship with Quinton and he has yet to propose to her. Hmmm…. but at least she just opened up her own clothing store. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!!! Val just told Q that she compromised by being in a relationship with him!!! And sidebar in my moment. WHAT THE HELL DOES STACEY DO TO STAY LOOKING LIKE A 25-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE STUDENT!!!!!? Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, she did not cliché this scene!!! She broke out with Beyoncé’s “if you like it then you need to put a ring on it”! No, you NEVER give a man an ultimatium!! You give him the power when you do that!!! If he don’t put a ring on it, he doesnt like you….pack it up and keep it moving.

Wait, out of all of the guys that they could have picked for Lisa Raye…. they picked THIS weird looking dude? Now, the opening to their bedroom scene was kinky, classy and sexy all at the same time. And yes!!!!!! Keisha (Lisa Raye) just kicked old dude out of her bed and made him go home at 4am. lol. Hilarious!!! And did he just say that he was short on cab money, too? Ummm… too much good dick in the world for me to settle on a broke dude with good dick. Okay, wait, sooo who is this dark handsome dude on the phone? HOT DAYUM!!! He is fine. As soon as I can remember Malcolm’s real name…lol…like the actor who plays him. *wipes forehead. Waiiiiiiiiiiit! So, Keisha likes white clothing too? Ummm, isnt that bringing TOO MUCH of Lisa Raye into the role? *Sigh* Don’t make me pre-judge this please.

LMAO!!! Did that dude just tell Keisha that her booty doesnt bounce like it use to? lmao! LMAO!!! He said “You’re reinventing and what is Cam’ron doing…..recycling?” lmao! Okay, soooooo Keisha USE to be a back-up video vixen and then she retired, but if going to do a cameo in a Cam’ron video?

Okay, so EVE is guest-starring too? She is the only investor in Val’s store?

And who is April suppose to be? The Kelly (The Game) of this show? Just asking? And where can I get these naked men to take care of my girls and I? And can someone please teach the guy that is on Val to give a proper massage…… even in this camera shot I can tell that he is fucking her shoulder up!

Sidebar:The acting is surface and I am trying my hardest to get past the buildup of the back history…..but pray with me that this gets better. Lawd! Please don’t let me judge it

Sooooooo, who is Lauren London playing, I mean… besides someone’s fiancee? But SOMETHING is telling me that Lauren’s fiance is……….DAMN! I couldnt even get it out fast enough!!!! Q!!!!! But wait, did he not know where Val’s store was located because she bought it before they broke up? Ummmm…. they lost me in believability!

Can someone tell me what it is that April & Keisha do? I ask because Val seems to be the only one with a true profession.

Now, who is Jasmine and why is she giving Keisha the stank eye? Ohhhh so, Jasmine is the SuperHead of this show since she is writing a tell-all book. Wait….. Jasmine…. is that Kim Porter? Diddy’s children’s mother…or mother of his children? Well I be damned!

LMao!!! K.C. is kind of cute.  & Dione is fugly….lol. But I think that K.C. and Val would make a great couple. But…. that is just my opinion. AND he owns the tattoo shop! AND he turned Val into a freak!!!! lol. Damn, she called him back after hours and they got it on in her shop? Ewwwwww Coochie Stain Couture!!! lol.

HAHAHAH!!! Keisha cooked Malcolm breakfast! lmao!!! That was priceless! But I do love the Tango that the two of them are having over the power of this relationship.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait! So, K.C. was a good guy and you chalk him up to a one-night stand and then you beg Q to come over for “closure”? Girl… let that lite bright negro go! Dayum… she called him by his entire name. Quinton Andre Davis….lol. Ummm…. I know she’s not wearing a bra… but umm… I pray she is rocking at least a thong in this see-through dress. Wait, Q came back to console her? And sexual consoling it is! lmao! This cheating son of a bitch! But dayum he is fine once that shirt came off!!! I love it when a man has the lower back dimples…shit!

NOW CHilli?!!!!!!! LMAO!!!! The dude talking about Phil in the background almost made me pee myself!!!

WHo is this short fucker dancing off beat in this club scene? The one in the tan suit to the left of the screen? And speaking of color… this is the most I have seen on Lisa Raye since Player’s Club. Wait… soooo Common is playing the mayor and the WHITE GIRL IS GETTING THAT TOO?! Yes, Common can get it….lol. Dayum, Malcolm walked up in the club with another female? hmmmm.  OUCH!!! “Children brag, call me when you want to find out what women do.”~Keisha.  Oh wait… so the other woman with Malcolm is Jasmine…the ex-dancer?

Soooooo Jasmine needs her ass whooped for blackmailing Keisha. K.C. is on the good side of stalking. Good to know that guys can come back and be the good guy too.  HOOOOOOOOLD up!!!! Val may be pregnant!!!!? Okay, Jermaine Dupree, Kandi too? Sooooo is this the ATL hangout? lmao! I swear if i see any of the Atlanta Housewives on here I’m screaming!

EWWWWWWWWWW! Who carries pregnancy tests in their purses? Trick you peed on that! Oh, so Q is a basketball player? Hmmm… interesting.  BITCH, GET OFF COMMON!!!!

Ummm… this Cam’ron vid looks like one of his real vids….lol. AND Noooooooo Keisha is not stealing while on the set out of Cam’ron’s trailer!!!!!! Okay, that was too damn bold and for no damn reason! He is just a straight up klepto! First he gets robbed in D.C. and now in Atlanta….lmao! This negro needs better security! lmao!

LMAO!!! K.C. said “I’m not John Mayer, I date all women of different colors in the bedroom”. OUCH!!! He said “my mom watches Oprah” when asked how his parents respond to his interracial dating.  I love his character. So far, he is the only one that I can connect to.

I find the fact that Darryl is with a white woman HILARIOUS because the actor was in this movie…. that for the life of me I cant remember the name of it. But the premise was that he would only date white women until he found this eclectic black girl….lol.  Oh snap! It was called I’m Through With White Girls lmao! And you mean to tell me that the Mayor would risk his career in public like that.

Soooooooooooooooooooooo Keisha stole so that Jasmine would take her out of her book? I would have worn a wire just to cover my own tracks with that chick. She now has true evidence to black mail Keisha with now. Shame.

HOLD THE FUCK UP!!! This just got juicy!! Q came up in Val’s house because Darryl told him that April blurted out to him that Val is pregnant! And he said she isn’t having it, nor is she getting any of his money! This nigga here! You weren’t worried about your fiancée when you were having sex with Val. Girl….. I’d blackmail his tall, fine ass all the way to the bank with this one!

Daaaaaaaaaamn! So, actually, Keisha stole the watch from Cam’ron but Cam’ron was too broke to own the piece so he was borrowing it from Malcolm and sooooooo she actually stole from Malcolm and he is pissed! And HELL NAWL! He did not throw a black woman in the pool! But I do love how Keisha is playing hard to get!

Awww Val had to give the Jag back because she couldnt afford it. Hmmm. I had a problem with her throwing the keys for Keisha and April to drive it. I wouldnt let my own dad drive my Expedition after my graduation.  I love you dad, but you didnt chip in….annnnnnd you despise 20 inch rims any way…lol. But I guess I should have let him drive it since he let me push his Benz….lmao. But, that’s in the past.

And I just want to punch April in her clavicle for cheating on a black man who is trying to make their marriage work. Hell, for cheating on ANY man that wants to make their marriage work. Shame… just a plain shame! Ugh!

Okay, soooooooooo DAYUM!!!!! The dude that ran through them while they were walking in the park is FINE!!! I miss home! I miss how we make ’em down south.  And Val isnt pregnant? And the way that she just played Q is right up my alley!!! lol. HILARIOUS!!!! Funny couldnt capture that. Classy with a tinge of ghetto but on point.

Ummmm, so Lauren’s character said that she gets engaged a lot? Umm… and the mayor is cheating with another white chick? lmao!!!! funny. And so, is Lauren apart of the cast now?

Okay… it started off slow…. looks like Sex in the City for black girls, and yet it picked up in the second hour. So, I really think that I could learn to like this show. My ONLY prayer…. Dear Lord, please don’t let me Let’s Stay Together  this show. Y’all KNOW I hated that show… so dear God don’t let me hate this show. Other than that…. let’s get the party poppin’!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Basketball Wives ~ Jump-offs Return : Season 3

Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Okay…. so I was in the middle of watching Lena Horne in Stormy Weather  when it dawned on me that Single Ladies is coming on tonight at 9pm EST, and Low and behold….Basketball Hoes & Exes is on!!!  Okay, yes, I get it…. that’s not the title of the show, but until one of these females ACTUALLY gets married…. that is what I am going to call it. And how ironic that the one who MIGHT beat everyone to the punch will be Ms. Big Forehead herself…. Evelyn.LMAO!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

I dont know how I feel about the whole Suzie vs Tami prejudgment thing. I think that this too will past. I think I might buy the t-shirts that Evelyn may be sending in Tami’s direction……NOT because I agree with Evelyn (b/c Lawd knows I am Team Tami til the day she dies) But b/c I know a few females who I need to send that shirt to….lmao!. Waait!!! Did Royce just called Evelyn a hoe?!! lol.  Tami said that she was a jump off but Royce came back hard and said that she was a “hoe with an entire garden”!!! lmao!!! Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe! “She’s, got flowers…cabbage……lol”.

Okay, sooooooo now Evelyn has to say “my fiance” and not just say Chad’s  name ? Bitch, okay….we get it. We know that you are engaged again…….FINALLY!!!! lol. Wait…. AGAIN? I’m lost with how many men you have been attached to.

Meeka , Speedy Claxton’s wife, is GORGEOUS!!!! So, she is the ONLY wife… Okay… so I may have to call it Basketball Wife and Bench Bitches….lol. But must EVERYONE meet with a new group member? And, yes, I agree… Meeka is jumping all up in Jennifer’s business!!! Please tell me that we dont have to see Mr. Alien Forehead (Eric) this season!!!

Wait… did Suzie say that Royce likes drama? Can someone please tell me how did Suzie get the right to say that someone else is into drama? Lawd…. this is gonna get goooooood.

LMAO!!!! Royce said that when she met with Meeka she felt like she was meeting Gloria all over again. I mean really? She was making her money and paying her bills. She was a dancer!!!! But damn… these earrings are hanging on Royce’s ears with the weight of a baby elephant and I think they are going to rip her ear off.She is too petite to be wearing these huge ass hoops. But Meeka saying that a dancer shouldnt take that job because she may get with one of the basketball players is bogus! Bitch, you shouldnt get with a man that you cant trust once he goes to work with these women. Basically, you are telling these women that they shouldnt tempt married men to step out on you, when he should already have that kind of discipline. I just say that these men should be held to higher standards and responsibilities and y’all need to stop being threatened by these dancers. YOu are showing your weak card.

Okay, Meeka, I mean….. I don’t know you, but you are too thick to be wearing a dress that damn short.AND YOUR BLACK BRA PEEKING OVER THIS FUSCHIA DRESS IS KILLING ME!!!!! Make your undies match your clothes.  And yes, I agree with Shaunie that Meeka is running her mouth when she is just meeting these females. Honey, boo boo… you don’t know these females. You are taking sides, and unfortunately… you are siding with the side who can’t fight.

This false ass nice talk that Tami and Evelyn are doing with one another in this meet-up about the t-shirt and their previous fall-out is making me itch. These ” You’re a Non-Motherfucking Factor” t-shirts are hilarious.  And HERE we go!!!! Tami just started it back up! And then Evelyn just offered to give proceeds from her t-shirts to a young girl’s charity that Tami supports….lmao!!! And Evelyn said that she should trademark that line…. I remember she said it, but I havent thought about it until this episode. So I dont think that anyone else is making a big deal of it but her. lol. I take it back, I will NOT purchase a shirt. lol.

Okay, Speedy is fine as hell!!! Thank you, Jesus. But can we PLEASE find a basketball player who is STILL in the league other than Gloria’s abusive husband….lol. And they have been married for 5 years. hmmmmm…. I have so much to say about that. I mean they are bowling without a bodyguard in sight. I dont think that people even know who they are.

And the fact that Suzie and Tami can meet without blood shedding is a sign of maturity. Now, Tami said that she wont tell Suzie any of her business and then she reveals to Suzie that she is going to sue Evelyn…..(enters “huh” face). But wait, is there even grounds for which she can file a lawsuit?

Lawd, if you love me please let Tami not give a fuck and haul off and punch Evelyn in her forehead! Okay, so EVelyn’s shop is called Dul-say and not Dul-che.  AND nooooooooo She did not pull the shirt out to show Tami the shirts.  No she did not Boo, boo Tami!!! Lawd… why do they sign these waivers?!!!! I need someone to let them be the ghetto women with big bank accounts that they are just so they can fight. I wonder how Chad feels about havin a woman who cant fight worth shit…lol. Well, at least we know they are back on. Sooooooo stay tuned!

Ummmmmm the captions of the sneak previews of the season have me cracking up laughing!!!!!! Yeh…. Stay Tuned!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Lisa Raye~ Nature vs Black Folks

Episode 1: My Intro to Lisa Raye

Episode 2: Take 2, Literally

Episode 3: What Chilli Wants?

Episode 4: Birth of a Runner

Episode 5: JemsLifeForASPS.org

Episode 6: ….Get Out the Kitchen

Episode 7 : When the Praise Go Up

Episode 8: Momeger

Okay, so Kai is turning 21 years old….and her mom is coming along? The devil is a lie!!!! lol. Please tell me I misheard the commercial…lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds

Lawd! The way that Kai came back at her mom…. I feel her and I agree with her. But my mama would have jumped across that bed and popped me in my face. lol.

But I want to know who the camera man was that had to film Lisa Raye taking her clothes off to get in the shower. I ask because that jewelry rack was perfectly placed in front of her. And it was priceless to see Kai turn the cold water off on Lisa Raye while she was in the shower….lol. Again… WHO is the camera man who gets to see Lisa Raye running butt naked with an ill-placed towel on to try and get Kai back? lmao!

LMAO!!! The friend that was suppose to know how to put the tent up and doesnt is enough to make me not g on the trip…lol. Quincy is cracking me up sitting on the sideline. Did Candy cut her hair? And I know that Lisa Raye is a white clothes wearing woman… but to go camping? WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! She puts liquor in her tea? I have some pomegranate tea in the cabinet and some vodka in the fridge…. this might be a great night. I’m gonna try it and let y’all know how it goes…lol.  And Kai cussing in the back after she got kicked out of L-Raye’s truck and into the other car made me bite my lip.

WAAAAIT… y’all saw Tom jammin?! What song was he jamming to?

LMAO! Did L-Raye say that she is not going to use the bathroom for 2 days? Okay, let’s see how long that lasts.  I mean $600 for camp food and supplies…. that is about 8 months worth of groceries for me…lol. I wonder what is wrong with Lisa Raye’s chest and why it is hurting her. See, that would have been my cue to tell them fuck all this camping stuff, wrap it up and get me to the nearest hospital. She looks like she is suffering. But I love how Tom has turned in to Negro M.D. Was it really liquor that caused her to get sick? Okay, I may not try this tea and liquor tonight if that can happen.

LMAO!!! Lisa Raye put tissue up her nostrils so she wouldnt smell the outdoor toilet…lmao! Hilarious! Damn, that is the largest tent that I have ever seen in my life. LMAO!!! And Lisa Raye peed in the bushes because she refused to use the outdoor toilet. hahahahaha! They wrapped this stuff up like they were on the Underground Railroad and they heard the dogs coming….lol.

I mean, I have NEVER been to Las Vegas, but at 21…. I swear y’all I would have done something too off the chain and wouldnt be here to write this blog…lol. Wait. Y.G? Young Gangsta? lmao!!!!! Dear Black Males, please oh please stop tatting your neck if you do NOT have at least a 2 million dollar trust fund. Wait… did Lisa Raye really check everyone’s I.D.? I mean, Kai is not turning 16.  Wait…. did someone call the stripper pole a “safety rail”. lmao! And Kai is chugging a bottle of Cristal? And whoooa!! Let me find out that Kai can dirty wind!!!!. Damn ! That WAS the Real World Las Vegas  suite.  I remember watching that season. So, L-Raye… I’m turning 31 this year….. you want to be my mama?

Ummmm can someone please tell me that Kai is NOT feeling Y.G. WAAAAAIT!! Lisa Raye got everyone shoes & purses as gifts for Kai’s birthday?

Oh snap! Is this an hour long episode/finale? I thought I was going to have time ti get back to The Neverending Story  on Retroplex….guess not.

Now, I am on Kai’s side about this. I think that Lisa Raye should have set the room up and then let the kids find it on their own. Hell, hire one of the camera men to take pictures of their entrance and then take still shots from the video. Then the next day….tell her she is there. But, at the same time… your mama could have chucked you the dueces after the party bus….lol. Be grateful!

LMAO! QUincy’s mohawk!!! I don’t remember his hair ever being that long. Is that weave?

I love the “Real McCoy” floating music during Rick Thomas’ Vegas magic show. Didnt it look like Rick Thomas choked the shit out of that dove and then he pulled it apart into 2 doves? And maybe this is me. If Lisa Raye knew that she only had 2 minutes to get backstage and change….why didn’t she put on a white sundress to make it easier on herself? Just asking. Maybe the weather didnt call for it. But……WOW!!!! The way that L-Raye disappeared!!! Fabulous! hahaah Kai called her a show girl…lol.

I called it! I knew that Quincy was leaving as L-Raye’s personal Assistant. WOW!!! Quincy is 43? Says who? I need to see his I.D. because I wouldnt put him a day past 32.  But at least he spoke his mind and knew that it was time to move on. I applaud him.

This was a great season…. I wonder if there will be another season. But this one was a great one, in my opinion.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

 

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Braxtons~ Happy Birthday Ms. Evelyn & Fight!

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Episode 6: 1 for All & All for the Album

Oh yeh, before I forget… who was dumb enough to put Tamar on the pedistal up above in the pic? It has been driving me nuts since I first saw it. Had to say it.

I have a feeling that this week will be a continuation of the whole album fiasco that occurred last week. Want to put money on it? Oh nooooo this is when Traci snaps! I’m awake now! Let’s go!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

Terrence Lee Jones, ummmmmm I’ve never heard of him, but if you say that he is fabulous then I will gladly believe you.

LMAO!!!! I am maaaaaaaad that the camera man zoomed in on Trina when Tamar said that they dont drink all the time anyway….lmao!!!

And I find it funny how Toni wouldnt stay for the vocal lesson. And I am ready to punch this bitch in her throat. Really……umm…. Tamar, boo… you were flat. LMAO!!! Tamar when she sun ” I know” lmao!! I cant even put into words how horrible she sang that note.

And yes, the fight breaks off between Tamar and Traci. Buuuuuuut, Traci, the way you told her ” I give you a few years or if it makes it that long” did come off a little sideways. But I do agree that Tamar did blow it up out of proportion. But Traci did turn a tab bit schitzo while walking down the hall. Well, Tamar… if you would SHUT THE FUCK UP all the damn time then people would feel like they could defend you rather than let you get a taste of your own damn medicine. I have absolutely NO SYMPATHY for you whatsoever. I dont. Sorry. You have to look at what you bring on to yourself.

LMAO!!! Tamar said “pork and beans…..on a guy” lmao! Girl, just say dick and balls! you’re grown, right? lol This outside painting is cracking me up!!! Please tell me why they have Michael, this huge, naked male model. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Toni said that the male model had the smallest penis that she has ever seen in her life….lmao! I’m done!!! i cant take it… lmao!!!!!

Oh lawd I cant even comment on this fight… y’all know that, instinctively, I will NEVER side with Tamar. lol.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!! Please tell me why they gave Tamar this whole fucking commercial?!!!!!I swear she is nothing but a glamorized coon in Prada. I only comment on her because I like the other sisters and she just happens to be on the show. I would NEVER hang out with a wfemale like her. Ugh! This bitch makes me want to go BACK and get another degree in something just to make me feel like I got my brain cells back after listening to the things that come out of her mouth. yes, that run-on was well worth it. lol.  I’m not even going to spell check this blog. I type while I watch the show so it should be full of errors.

I am going to die watching Trina and Traci shopping for a gift for their mother’s 60th birthday!!!! lol.

Sidebar: I forgot that I always watch thive via DVR, so not being able to fast forward is making this take up my sleep time. I have to be at the gym in the morning….come on, people!

LMAO!!! Toni said that the balloons tied to the front column of the house is like ” a ghetto version of the movie UP! lmao! I swear this woman is hilarious people! I think it is funny what rich people spend their money on.

I dont care what you tell me, I need to see Mama Evelyn’s birth certificate because I dont believe that she is 60. This woman is soooo beautiful to me. We already know that black doesnt crack but she made sure it didnt melt either…lol.  and Towanda getting happy cracked me up!!! lmao! mama Evelyn with the dancers cracked me up too! lol.  LMAO!!! mama Evelyn fanned the candles out with her hand instead of blowing it out…lmao! I am hurting. My side is cramping from laughing at them.

Lawd, 15 more minutes of this? I am not going to sit here and watch them fight for 15 minutes. I’m gonna let Tamar and Traci go at it over the buying of dog gifts for their mother’s birthday presents while I read The Help on my Nook. Let me know when they shut the hell up over petty shit!

Did Traci change clothes before she sang around the piano?Because when she was fussing with tamar she had a jean ruffled bottom dress on and then at the piano she had a long black dress on. Hmmmm… okay. Confused. About as confused as Traci looked while around the piano. But they did sing beautifully.

This apology is bugging me. Just…yeh.

P.S. WE TV… this small ass writing at the bottom of the screen that says ” #BFV yadda yadda yadda” I cant read that mess!

NExt week: WHAT THE HALLELUJAH!!!!? Did I just hear that Toni was thinking about doing Playboy? Ummmmmm I’m conflicted on ow I should respond. I don’t want her too, but only because her body looks better than mine….lol.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Lisa Raye~ Momeger?

Episode 1: My Intro to Lisa Raye

Episode 2: Take 2, Literally

Episode 3: What Chilli Wants?

Episode 4: Birth of a Runner

Episode 5: JemsLifeForASPS.org

Episode 6: ….Get Out the Kitchen

Episode 7 : When the Praise Go Up

See, I am getting better… sitting here two-strand twisting my hair, but this post will go up on time if it kills me! So, What is Lisa Raye up to this week?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds

Okay, Lisa Raye said that “celebrity” is overrated. She also said that they have the same problems as the normal person. Ummmm… I don’t know what it feels like to go purchase a pair of Louboutin shoes and to have my black card declined. Hell, I wouldn’t even get cleared for a black card yet alone to be bold enough to try to purchase some Louboutin.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The comedian that sang to a vagina cracked me up!

Ummmm wait, did Lisa Raye just say that she cant do jury duty? Umm… excuse me, but regular people have to do jury duty.  And pardon me, but I think that this outfit that Lisa Raye has on when Kai says that she is thinking of getting a breast reduction is the same one she had on when she was double-dutching in stilettos 4 episodes ago. If it is, then they need to do better editing. If not, then celebrities do repeat outfits….lol

WOWZERS!!! The camera men were allowed to be in the bathroom when she lifted her bra to let her mother feel how heavy her breasts were. But damn… I know exactly how Kai feels. I want a breast reduction too. Lose weight first, then breast reduction….okay back to Kai…lol Wait! They said that they still have scars?!!! Ummm…second thought. But that is a cute bra that she is wearing though.

I personally think that Kai is beautiful the way that she is…. But I understand that it is all about what makes YOU feel better about yourself. Okay, soooo can I be a model with L.A. Models ? I mean, I am just asking because they are taking Kai as a plus size model.

Okay, Joe eXclusive is back? He scares me.  Is that CHIN!!! Oh, my bad, Natalie Nunn…lol. Wait, and Tanisha… is this a Bad Girl’s Club reunion or something? Is Fresh Pain a club? Or what? Well, whatever it is…. It is janky!I mean the set up was crowded where the models came from and I was not impressed. But… it is what it is.

Oh snap! I thought that Lisa Raye was going to all Caesar, the Dog Whisperer, but noooo she calls Patrice Ryan, the pet psychic. LMAO!! Lisa Raye said, “Damn, who knew that Diamond has so much to day”….lmao!

That’s it?! *sigh*

Next week: Ummm black folks in the woods?!!!! This has comedy written all over it. And I think thatQuincyis going to stop being Lisa Raye’s personal assistant. Sad!

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

 

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Borgias~ El Fin

 

Episode 1 & 2: The New Tudors?

Episode 3: Stench of Borgia

Episode 4: Something Borrowed (Lucrezia’s Wedding)

Episode 5: Borgias in Love

Episode 6: F.ornication U.nder C.onsent of the K.ing (The French King)

Episode 7: Swartza, You are NOT the Father (Death on a Pale Horse)

Episode 8: Sgt. Lucrezia (The Art of War)

Episode 9: Nobody

As rumor, or fact, should have it…. this is the season finale. I must say that I am not prepared to let it go. Damnit! 

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #CrimeMurderFamilyAmen !

LMAO!!! King Charles called Cardinal Rovere a clown. Well put!

I must say, it humors me to see that both the French King and Cardinal Rovere are being played by the 15 year-old Lucrzia….lol. Never underestimate a woman at any age! lol DAYUM!!!! The pope in the friar’s robe tripped up the King of France too.  Good call!

And the way that Cesare snuck up on Lucrezia…. he better be happy that they are in a time before guns… because he would have been shot if he snuck up behind me like that. lol

The way that Lucrezia fainted made me laugh a little. I mean we saw it coming. I called it! Sforza, you are NOT the father…lol. Where is Maury’s great-great x infinity grandfather…lol?

Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!!! I think that the Pope is looking for this “precedent” for the cardinals that left the vatican to prove a point and his control. Shame, but I like it!

Ursela Bonadair (sp), now Sister Martha, is going to hide out Lucrezia until the baby is born. Soooooo, they were hiding pregnant women back then too? I thought that was something they started in the 50s. lol.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!!! Wow! The French King just straight hijacked Cardinal Cesare as a legget(sp). Hmmmm. Yeh, I smell a set up!

Okay, you can’t convince me that the Pope isn’t a pimp the way that he is straight out Holy Pimp Slapping these cardinals for leaving the vatican under threat of invasion from the French Army. Vice Cardinal Sforza just dropped a ton of his private land over to the Pope….lmao! He pimp hand is strong! I wonder how does it feel to be hoe slapped by the man of God?

And Cardinal Rovere…. this Christian ninja right here….lol. He is brave as hell.

Yes, Cesare, you are a hostage of the French Army…lol…! BUT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM!!!! Did you and Micheletto just kil the two French guards that were suppose to protect you? GANGSTA BORGIA!! lmao!!! I mean Micheletto killed old doo with a cheese cutter….lol.

OH SNAP!!! Is Micheletto about to kill Giovanni Sforza?!!!! Damn. I suggest that no one mess with Lucezia…lol.  If all brothers were so eternally protective. Where are they taking him? I mean, they had old dude in a potato sack. lmao!

LMAO!!!! Lucrezia just said that her husband Sforza is impotent. And then the Vatican lawyer suggested that he publicly prove his potency. lol… hilarious!!! Sforza looks pissed!!! lol.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait! How pregnant must Lucrezia be to already be showing? The time laps is confusing. And these two ugly fugly looking hooker are enough to make me never be turned on again. And I mean, really…….would they demonstrate sex IN the vatican in FRONT of the Pope and the college of Cardinals? LMAO!!!! Yeh, they pimped you , boo!!! lmao! I wish getting an annulment were still this easy! And then the news travels fast and the court jesters outside cracked me up. Shame!

So ladies, you should not worry. Lucrezia was a teenage pregnancy as well! lmao! Statistics start early in the Christian faith…lol. And she had a boy!!!! Awww how sweet. Lucrezia is a single mother…lol.

Dang!!! So plague kill the people of Naples, or was that the aftermath of Micheletto?

How strange for parents to reminisce over your children while your whore is standing in front of you.

Wow… that last scene with the entire family was beautiful. I can’t WAIT for it to come back on. I am going to miss it… I wont know what to do with myself in its absence!!! I guess I will survive.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Sinbad~ Fix it Yourself

Episode 1: It’s Just Family

Episode 2: Funny Money

Episode 3: Road to Health

Episode 4: Burn It Up

Episode 5: Bang, Bang Goes the Hobby

So, been missing in action, trying to get my health back. But you know what they say, Laughter is the best medicine. LEt’s go!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, #LaughDamnIt

Okay, so did SInbad know ahead of time that he would be coming on after The Braxtons? Because he just mentioned it in is opening monologue…..creepy! lol.  

LMAO!!! Sinbad said, You cant plan when you work with family members. True. And I HOPE that the way that Paige walked away from her mother in the parking lot during this opening scene was scripted because that was so rude and disrepestful. I know that she was raised better.

Man, his picture at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston is HUGE!!! lol. Sinbad looks so flywhen he has his glasses and hat on. Seeeeeexy! I wonder how much that announcer got paid just to announce Sinbad…lol.

I’m still trying to figure out what the big deal is about Royce vs. Sinbad and this guesthouse.

Awwwww, Paide telling her father hose much she appreciates him is soooo precious. LMAO!!! Sinbad fell asleep on her.

LMAO!!! Sinbad sitting up on the couch almost made me hurt myself…lol.

Waaaaaaait! Sinbad gave Royce the MASTER bedroom at the old house?!!!!! And the story that Royce explain what happened to the showerhead in the guesthouse cracked me up! lol.  And then Sinbad locked him in the bathroom for 2.5 minutes!!! lmao!!! And Royce stayed!!! lmao! I’m done! hahahahahahahahahaahahah!

Wait… so people can get paid to be a Social Networker?!!!!! Can I sign up?!!!! I would SOOOO become a millionaire off of that job. Wow….who knew! I personally dont think that what Paige said about the business cards was disrespectful to Meredith. I just think that Meredith was embarrassed by it and that is where the offense came from. Also, woman… you could hit up Vista Print for a thousand business cards for $50….lol. Check that out for a budget plan, right. So I knew I was seeing things with that opening snippet of this scene.

Wait… was the girl on the beach texting and biking? Really? Is there not a law against that? lmao

Okay, soooo I figured it out. 90 percent of Sinbad’s show is off the cuff and 10 percent is scripted. For instance, this hardware store scene with the lady and the “plumbing ripoff” scenario. Scripted!

But all in all, I really do love this show! I pray it comes back for a second season because I look forward to my daily dose of Sinbad and his family.

SIncerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Braxtons~ 1 for All and All for the Album

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Episode 5: Vodka & a Pickle

Am I behind in writing this? Yes. Am I deeply apologetic? Kind of….lol. Anywho, let’s get this party popping!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #SingTheSongAnnaMae

I am still tryting to figure out why their hair is seldomly on point!!!!I mean, I know a girl in Southeast D.C. who can hook all of their weaves up out of her kitchen for the low, low price of 29.99….lol.

Okay, so Vincent brought p the idea that they should think about doing a family (Braxton) album. I think that they sound beautiful while singing the Lord’s prayers.

But of couuuuuuuuuuuuuuurse! Tamar is thinking of herself. I think that this would be a wonderful opportunity for her to warm back up and work both albums at the same time. I think she is thinking too shallow.

ANd now, the more I see Andre, Towanda’s husband, I just want to choke him for her. Just saaaaaaaaaaad! They have to move into Toni’s house b/c the house that they were renting was being forclosed on, and as a MAN he should have stepped up and been looking for another house, apartment and the like to take care of his family. Just sad as hell! Ugh he makes me cringe!!!!

I did NOT know that Toni was that OCD, but I do understand. When my sister visited my house I thought I was going to flip a lid! I just hate it when people walk into your space and dont ask how your space operates before they go about their business. But I love her though

And I mean, dayum!!!! Is everyone ganging up on Traci’s husband too…wow! Wait, did Tamar just say, “Bust me”? OOOOOOOooooooooooooh! She knew better than to say that within a 200 mile radius of me….Lawd knows I would bust that chick in her nipple! hahahahaha

Okay, I could be skeptical, but it does seem fishy that Gabe, Trina’s husband, wasnt to get a new house. And is Gabe a personal trainer? I mean, I think that all of these marriages could work if they all put a little more effort into them and stopped being selfish. And everyone has a part in the process.

WIGS!!!!! They are trying to fix Traci’s wigs!!!! I hope that they are honest with the look that she gets because they ALL need Jesus to touch all future lace fronts and half wigs. At least Trina’s hair is looking flawless while she is in the wig shop.

Can someone please tell me what the big deal is about Toni doing this album? Are they banking on her celebrity? hahahahaha Mama Evelyn is so cute. She said, “It would be the best gift that you could ever give me. And I dont say give me, as in you have to, but you have to.” hahahaha. Traci and Mama Evelyn doing their “shout” dance…lol. Y’all better let the Lawd use you! lol

Andre…. can you please grow the hell up!!! All she asked you to do was to take the kids to the dentist appointment. I dont blame Towanda for being tired of being the responsible one. Girl, take a break.

I think that Toni should be allowed to live her life and not be guilty. If she didnt agree to come out as a solo artist then her family would not have some of the opportunities that they have been allotted. I would never pressure one of my children to bring in the other siblings. If it is meant to be then it will be for them, I dont even expect my kids to take care of me if they get rich. Hell, I had my life to reach a comfortable place. Now, if they choose to give me something, then by all means…. thanks… but I will not expect it. Not saying that Mama Evelyn did that, but just saying. It reminds me of Que’s mama. Once he made Day 26 I think he mentioned that she quit her damn job!!! Woman, are you crazy… it was premature and ghetto mentality that even parents are looking to come up. I think that Toni would be more willing to share if she didnt feel like she had to. Yet, and still, I’m happy that Toni put her foot down and said what she really wanted to do.

I respect Towanda’s efforts to take and inniative to find an executive and personal assistant for Toni.  I think that she should live her own drea, which is what Toni wants for herself….so there should be support there for Towanda. Did Tamar call the house a Mazada Miata? lmao! Why does Tamar equate love to money? Will Vincent look at this? I mean,if Gabe wants to apologize he should give Trina a Bentley, a platinum card, etc? Shut the hell up, Tamar. Trina, boo….do you!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Borgias~ Sgt. Lucrezia

 

Episode 1 & 2: The New Tudors?

Episode 3: Stench of Borgia

Episode 4: Something Borrowed (Lucrezia’s Wedding)

Episode 5: Borgias in Love

Episode 6: F.ornication U.nder C.onsent of the K.ing (The French King)

Episode 7: Swartza, You are NOT the Father (Death on a Pale Horse)

Episode 8: Sgt. Lucrezia (The Art of War)

Episode 9: Nobody

 

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #CrimeMurderFamilyAmen !

So, truth be told, I have been spelling Giovanni’s name incorrectly. His name is Giovanni Sforza. Wowzers! And all this time I have been calling him Swartza…lol.

Ummm. Really. Juan is in a whore house when he has his brother’s wife at is disposal? Really. And I saw more saggy breasts in this whore house than should have been allowed , but I guess that a body is a body, right. And ewwww, Cesare dipped Juan’s head into the whore house bucket water. Yucky!!!

Damn, poor Paulo. I mean, really!!! Sforza, why must you whip him just because he wont tell you where Lucrezia is headed. But will you shut the hell up so that you may survive this whipping!!! Damn, Paulo… just hush! No need to get sassy with Sforza while he is whipping you. OUCH!

And again, I will NEVER understand why Juan was placed in control over the Papacy Army. SMDH.

Cardinal Sforza suggests that they abandonRomein the wake of the French Army coming towards them? Hmmmm I wonder if he has joined forces with his cousins. And why does Cesare not wear the cardinal hat like the rest of the cardinals? But at least the Pope will stay inRome.

My mouth almost fell off my face when Lucrezia and her father’s mistress, Julia, encountered the French Army on the road toRome.

Okay, Preach Juan. I SOMEWHAT agree with meeting the French Army further away from Rome so that they cannot use their cannons to destroy the walls of Rome. I mean, he is looking a little thuggish; straight loving his swagger. Go Juan! It’s your fight day! Lol.

WOW! I forgot that Micheletto (the Assassin) even existed. I wondered what happened to him.

Ummm… yeh, Cardinal Rovere is so bold to walk to where Julia and Lucrezia are being held by the French Army. But I must say, Lucrezia is a smart cookie; especially since they have been invited to dine with the French’s King Charles. And the way these ladies are playing King Charles at the dinner table should be patented…lol.

HOT DAMN!!!! The way that these chained cannon balls tore through the front line of the Papal Army was purely gross. Now, I do wish that the graphics persons would have given greater detail to the dead bodies… they look fake as hell. Lol.  Yes, Lucrezia is such a smart woman… the way she ran across the field to negotiate this offer to her brother, Juan, on behalf of King Charles’ bloodless entry to Rome is genius. Now, if in fact King Charles is aimed is to attackNaples, then Lucrezia just made the biggest and simplest military move I have ever seen in my entire life.

OUCH! Cesare calledRomean “old whore waiting once more for her ravishment”. Hmmmm. I wonder how this will play out.  And Juan used the word “lemming”? That term was used back in 1492? I just thought it was a video game for Sega…lmao. The more I stare at Juan’s hair it just looks like he gets his hair done at the same place as Donald Trump’s comb-over.

Now, try as he might, The Pope cant make me believe that he isn’t hiding….lol. He wants to hid in the simple garments. But It was a nice touch how he said it was to face his enemies the same way that The Savior faced his in his final hours. GENIUS! Scandalous, but genius. Man, those sandals look like some worn down American Eagle sandles.

And now, Cesare is trying to get his mistress to flee from her nunnery. Woman, RUN!!!

Wow! I cannot wait to see next week’s Season Finale!!!!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Braxtons~ Vodka and a Pickle

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Okay, sooooo last week I was sick ( which has been the trend for me lately) SO I missed it and I send my deepest apologies. Soooo, I wanted to make sure that I caught you up today. Now, let’s see what the ladies are up to, shall we?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #THISBITCH.com

I want to go to Russia!!!!! Okay, so, Tamar was suppose to meet them in Atlanta to rehearse but didn’t. And THEN ThisBitch.com asked to be brought back a bottle of Russian Vodka! Well, hell… at least Trina is going to work on her marriage.

Okay… SKANK ALERT!! Be woman about yours Tamar!!!! If you didn’t want to go, just speak up and say that you don’t want to go and she could have prepared better. You are so full of SHIT!!! OH I want to smack this woman in her clavicle!!!! And every time she speaks to Vince I just want to shake my head. I feel like she married him just so that she could be spoiled and then have her record done by her husband because he is such a powerful man in the industry. I could be wrong, but she doesn’t seem to be appreciative of a damn thing this man does for her.

DAYUM!!!!!! Trina’s husband just admitted that he was a sex addict. Lmao!!! And wow… married for 7 and cheated for 5 and you are JUST now trying to have counseling? Hmmmmm. I don’t know if I could forgive any of this mess. She is a better woman than I could EVER be!

Trick.. SHUT UP!!!! I need for Tamar to shut up or put up! Point, blank, period. I am so Overthis.com! You don’t want a record… you just want the fame. If she wanted this, she would put in the work.

From what I see, Towanda is too GREAT of a person for her to be married to Andre. Like, the way that she wants to be with her children, it just pains me to see how sorry of a man Andre is and not really helping her… ugh! It just makes my skin crawl.

So, how do you lose luggage? Wow…. EVERY time?  I think that is a sign that you need to get to the airport on time to ensure that your luggage gets on early enough. But that is just me.

Rodney “Dark Child” Jerkins, has kept the weight off…. Congrats!!!!

Did Tamar just say that she did the “Single Ladies look that Beyoncé had on first? Where? But at least there is some common sense with all of these music people, because they are making more sense than Tamar. LMAO!!!! Dark Child said “man of the house” PREACH!!! And just by the faces that Tamar is making is just showing me that she is not ready to be married… submit to your husband woman. You can make demands once you get on top of those charts, you don’t get to make them JUST because you are Vince’s wife.

Wait… did Trina just admit to not being able to read a map? LMAO!!! They got happy with finding one Black Russian….lol. Funny. And Trina WOULD find the Russian Vodka. Lol. So their toast is like Sestrovia (sp) Hmmmm. And who would ever think to put pickles with Vodka? I’m gonna have to try that next time I have Vodka… but is it only with Russian Vodka? Hmmmm.

LMAO!!!! Yes, Toni…. Knowing that you have to do #2 before EVERY show is TMI!!!! Lmao!

I almost pee my pants when Toni imitates the Russian audience…lol. Toni is such a character and I love getting to see this side of her. She is hilarious!!! And this guy that comes on the stage that comes and dances with her…..wow!

Trina, Trina, Trina….. how many bottles of Vodka and Champaigne did she have? I mean, she looks a HOT MESS when Towanda came to her door. Wow!!! She needs to stop, she looks like she is a day away from rehab.

And all that I will say about Tamar meeting with her stylist, Davida, is…. BULLSHIT!  First off, the outfits that she tried on looked a HOT ass mess and if that wind that she keeps doing is all that she can do, then boo…. You wont make it. Secondly, the way in which she just punked her husband on national TV is so damn disrespectful. Who admits to doing that to their spouse? That is sooooo disrespectful and makes him look like he just got played. I swear this woman pushes all of my buttons. See, she thinks that she is running things, but the fact that she just showed her hand confirmed to me how stupid she is. Ugh!

Wait… did THISBITCH.com just say secketary and not secretary?!!!! LMAO!!! Ghetto ass…lol.

WOW!!! Towanda and her family are getting evicted TOMORROW because of the issues on the house that they are renting? Ummm… and what did Andre try to do to help with this situation? I feel like Towanda is doing EVERYTHING! Ugh… I cant stomach anything else.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~