The Braxtons~Gets Wasted

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Well last week’s episode was quite a rush. I was overwhelmed by everything that came out of Tamar’s mouth, and I sympathized with Traci. WHo knew that all of this was going on? But, it was entertaining to say the very least.

Now…..in hindsight, I must take a moment to apologize for something that I said. Last week I made a comment about Toni’s cheeks being chubby, and that was very insensitive of me. A subscriber to my blog commented and let me know that her cheeks were chubby because of the medication she must take for her Lupus. I felt horrible when I read that. My comment was in no way meant to take away from the undeniable beauty that she has always been, and continues to be….. I was just speaking without thinking. My mother suffered and lost her battle with Lupus so I know EXACTLY what Toni is going through. I had to make sure that I apologized for such an ignorant statement. I doubt that she reads this… but should she, I humbly apologize and hope that she accepts it. I also send the most amount of prayers in yoru direction for your health and spirit. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Now…..the rest of the sisters are not immuned to my foolery.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BraxtonGenes

Okay, now all of this weave…….Ummmm. Tamar, how is it that the ROOTs of your LACE FRONT is in need of a touch-up? PLEASE help me to understand that? *Sigh* Y’all need to listen to Toni, because her hair is the ONLY one who stays consistently pretty. Now, I am going to add in Towanda as a tie for neat and presentable hair.

Lawd… did Toni just say that Traci’s phone is a New Jack City phone?! I dont think that I ever had a phone that was that thick and huge! And the sucker has an antena! hahahahahahahahaah Oh goodness, my side hurts. I say we start a telethon where we save up enough money to get Traci a smart phone; one that would be smart enough to stop working when it goes out of style…lmao

BOOM! Trina got a DUI? But was this a moment to tell your family? WOWZERS! And she doesnt remember what the breathlizer numbers were? LMAO!!! Wait… Towands said, “If it doesnt make sense, its a lie” LMAO! I am straight up stealing that one! lol….genius! Did I mention that I love her?! She is my second fav! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Trina had to take off her wig and wig cap to take a mug shot! lmao! She looks like a crackhead in this mug shot. Straight up Charliesha Sheen in this bitch. WINNING! lmao! Ladies, this is a prime example that you need to just go ahead and sew your shit in or have it in corn rows under that lacefront….lol.

Now, I would have never put Towanda and Andre together…and I damn sure wouldnt have placed them in a marriage. And then he is sitting at home writing but not selling books? I understand to an extent, because my book has been on my computer since October, but I have a day job…lol. OUCH! Did Andre just tell his wife that he felt like he married his mother? AND THEN this fool just told her that “every man could see themselves with another woman, and any one who says that he doesnt is lying”. WOWZERS!! Boo, I am single, but I wouldnt do it. He is straight living off of you and he needs to bounce.

Taste of Atlanta festival…. yummmy. I remember the good old days!!!! I need to go back down to the A and hang out with the fam.

And it is the sign of a great black household when you see grown women afraid to tell their mothers bad news, especially when you have acted an ass. I remember seeing my aunt get pimp slapped by my great-grandmother because she said “what”. lol. Funny.

And I wish that Tamar would be supportive for Trina. I mean, really…but let the girl be a background singer if she wants to sing in a coverband. I do understand, however that you sing background for Toni….if youstep out, why not be the lead all the time. But to each his/her own. And they thought that this was the moment where they needed to take and intervention type of measure. But of course, having a sister like Tamar would drive my ass to drink too.

Is this motherfucker, Andre, playing video games in another room? LMAO!!! Towanda is more of a woman than I could EVER be, because he would have been gone a looooong time ago.

Gabe, Trinia’s husband, is off the hook. I think that they need to break up too. And this fool said that he is more connected to their Father ( the man who cheated on their mother)!!!!! And Tamar is going to break up this marriage even more just by the shit that is coming out of her mouth! I understand concern, but I do NOT believe that you should make her business your business.  But then again, I dont live in the land of Tamar.

And I love that Toni called herself Julia Childs.

And yes, preach Brooklyn (Acting Coach)!!!! I too think that Tamar is uptight…but I wouldnt have chosen the words uptight. Try, bitch, ghetto, stupid, off the chain…..what? I have more if you want them. Oh yeh, Brooklyn can get it.

What the FUCGE is going on with Tamar and these dot coms!!!!!? Try….shutthefuckupTamar.com.

Dr. Sherry Blake, hmmmm… gonna have to Google search her since Toni feels she is such a great help. And Tamar…the more she protests that Gabe is crazy the more I want to put her in a straight jacket. I personally think that the ONLY reason she married her husband is because of who he is and what he can do for her. I think that is Vincent was just a regular man, she wouldnt have given him the time of day. Every time she opens her mouth it is abotu how much money HER MAN makes, WHERE HER MAN lives, what HER MAN buys….because last time I checked, boo…that is only your money via marriage. So shut the fuck up!

And wow! Towanda is singing Usher all the way to the lawyer’s office. She’s giving Andre some seperation papers. I am proud of her. She knows her worth and she is NOT letting Andre define that.

I just dont understand why they were so quick to want to tell Mommy how Trina got a DUI, but no one would tell her that they didnt like her blackberry dumplings. *SMDH* I get tired watching this show… but I love it.

Information on Dr. Sherry Blake:

* Twitter: @drsherryonline

*Website: www.drsherryonline.com

*Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~