The Game S5: Off Sides

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 14 February 2012 at 10:35 pm

Episode 1: Season 5 Begins

Episode 2: Know Your Role

Episode 3: Classy vs Trashy

Episode 4: Stereotypical Black

Episode 5: BORING!

Episode 6: Off Sides

Last week was boring as hell. Please dont make me hate this episode. I mean, I keep wondering how Kelsey Grammar could let his show go down the drain so much.

It’s Game Time!!!!!!!! #@TheGameBET

Really! Star Jones is interviewing Malik? And Malik is now living in a bathroom. Wait, did she just say “ you only have one peepee”? And what a magnificent peepee it is!!!

Why in the world would Melanie be sitting at home joking on Malik’s interview? And they are joking so hard on Malik and Tasha. Damn shame. I mean they went in hard. I give it to them, that was actually funny.  And then Malik and Derwin are sneaking to call each other. This is hilarious!

Okay, so I give this episode props for starting off somewhat funny. Writers better not fuck it up.

Ummm… the youtube classic video is so video shopped that it is not even funny! Lol. So can someone tell me that they actually think that Melanie and Tasha won’t eventually see this.  NOOOOO!!! Pooch doing this song impersonation of Qwon if he was an R&B singer is so “not hetero” that it makes me pee myself! Lol.

Ummm… don’t you EVER make Pooch mock being a woman. He does it TOO well. And if he wasn’t married in real life, I’d swear he was suspect.

I was laughing so hard at this scene that I forgot to blog. Lmao! Melanie invites TeeTee to the bar to smooth things over between her an Tasha. But TeeTee thinks that she invited him there to flirt with him. COMEDY!!! He is so creepy. He never shows any emotion in his face.

Oh my word, Qwon is too much to handle. You can cut the tension between him and Derwin.  Irv tells Derwin to tell the press “no comment” when they ask about the video  that Malik took. Derwin doesn’t listen and gives Malik much props.

TeeTee tries to get Tasha and Melanie together in the sky box at the game.  This makeup session is soooo out of left field. I could see if one side was wrong and one was right, but the fact that they were both wrong and to the extreme was too much. And TeeTee aint helping Melanie any further because she wont sleep with him and so he is choosing to be on Tasha’s side. Snap! Tasha used my line “survey says” from Family Fued. Hahahahaha.

Wow!!! Malik walks into Rodge’s office to talk after the game. And who is this new chick in his office. So after the squash of the sex scandal they begin to try to handle the issues between Derwin and Qwon. And I can see from right now that  Malik is still benched and Derwin is on notice. OUCH!!!!  Derwin leaves Melanie out of it and I’m confused with Tasha’s nonchalant attitude after the fact. Melanie cries in the car and there we have it.

Wait…. What is wrong with Next week? Why are we waiting two weeks for the next show?



  1. I never get a chance to catch these shows which is why I come to you for the awesome synopsis!!! Thanks, girl!!!

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