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T.O Show~ Bad Influence, Good Ideas

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 20 September 2011 at 5:48 pm

 

Episode 1: ACL + Hope

Episode 2: Pee Jar, No Antibacterial

Episode 3: Circle of Friends

Episode 4: Bad Influences, Good Ideas

As you know by now, I had food poisoning last week. I’m catching up. lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #T.OShow

Mmmmm. I just saw the Adonis pic of T.O and I can’t focus. I bit my tongue. That is one fine ass man!!!

Awwww Jeff Johnson gave Bukita flowers. Yes, Bukita…. I told y’all I wasn’t going to let that slide. These are some HUGE flowers…. *SCREECH* These are from Kita’s ex, Joe. What? Girl, throw the flowers out.  I do not agree with Mo. Honey, if he started talking to Joe while he lied about being married…then he may make the same mistake again. I don’t give married men, or men who lied about being married a second time.

John Sally cracks me up! But I love the advice that he is giving T.O. I didn’t know that T.O owns a barbershop.  Nice to know.

 I have to get used to Mo without a baby belly! She is soooo cute. I think when I lose weight that I will look like Mo’s body. Lol. Read the rest of this entry »

T.O Show~ Circle of Friends

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews, Uncategorized on 5 September 2011 at 10:05 pm

 

Episode 1: ACL + Hope

Episode 2: Pee Jar, No Antibacterial

Episode 3: Circle of Friends

I was loving that they decided to run a new episode tonight, even though it is Labor Day. Great fun!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #T.OShow

Poor T.O is still in rehabilitation from his ACL surgery. I still cringe just watching him be in pain during his therapy sessions. I wouldn’t wish that kind of pain on my worst enemy. I am getting light-headed watching him walk…. Please don’t show the bandages. But I am glad that he can walk now. Congrats, T.O.! And is this hardheaded fool walking without his crutches when the doctor told him to use them.

Is her name BUKITA WILLIAMS!!!!! Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha I cant stop laughing. I just tinkled on myself. True shit… I think I peed on myself.. BUKITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahah! I cant stop, I have a weak bladder! Bwhahahahahahahahah.

Mo shows up in Miami at T.O’s house. Mo looks niiiiice. She is slimmer now. And her hair is looking fresh too.

Wait, why is Mo complaining about being at T.O’s? I cant get it. Why are you in a business where you have to hop up and help a client? I don’t get it. It is like this conversation just came out of no where from the commercial. Wait, did Bukita just tell her that she needs to fix whatever is wrong at home. Read the rest of this entry »

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ *Yawn*

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 5 September 2011 at 9:40 pm

 

Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

Episode: *Yawn*

*Sigh* Okay, I’ll write, I’ll write.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

Okay, so this is all about Carmelo? It is hard to watch when you already know what happened…. Lol.

Wait… there is a slot machine that will tell you where Carmelo will end up in the trade? COMICAL! But it is good to know that the families do not know what is going on with the trade.

Why is Gary Forbes phone number is inPo’s phone. Oh yeh, he was there when she ran down the street naked. Lol. Comedy! Especially since she is a lesbian. Lol. And she is blushing at Lala’s teasing her over Gary. Lol.

And why are they always picking on people and their relationships? Leave Dice alone. Lol.

And I have to sit down and listen to Po consider a sperm donor to possibly have a child with her girlfriend? SMDH. Lol. This is a sea of TMI. Read the rest of this entry »

T.O Show~ Pee Jar, No Antibacterial

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews, Uncategorized on 30 August 2011 at 12:17 am

 

Episode 1: ACL + Hope

Episode 2: Pee Jar, No Antibacterial

This is my 5th out of 5 ( possible 6) blog tonight. I’m balling! Check out Alphas, Basketball Wives of L.A., Tia & Tamera, and Lala’s Full Court Life. Oh yeh, I laughed so hard during this episode. Yeh… enjoy.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #T.OShow

Beautiful, but random, that Kita is sitting on the beach to make this phone call toMo.

Victor,Mo’s husband, makes me itch. How is he going to come at her like that? Because of  T.O they can have what they have [ I assume]. So I dont get where his anger is coming from when it comes to T.O and her job. Why is he acting like he is a fine man? I hate it when ugly people do cute people stuff.  

EW!!!!!!! Does T.O really have to pee in the jug while he is lying down and then Kita has to take it and empty it. Wait… did T.O fart? Hahahahaha. I cant watch T.O’s face while he pees…. That is just nasty. EWWWWW!!!! He damn near filed up the entire jug. YUCK!!!! Better her than me. Wait… did he say that his piss use to be brown?  Smdh!

And even I am skeptical about Kita cooking…lol.

I cant watch T.O’s rehab. You ever look at someone in pain and you feel pain in the same area? Yeh… I’m that kind of hypochondriac. EW!!! I saw the stitches. I think I threw up in my mouth. I had flashbacks of the doctor drilling threw the bone. *shivers* Read the rest of this entry »

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Kelly’s Birthday

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 29 August 2011 at 11:42 pm

 

Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

I am going to admit it now…. I watch the show because of Po & Kelly…lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

I don’t think that I ever expressed how much I hate it when shows tell me what is going to be on this episode. Recap last week’s and the shut the hell up and let me be surprised. That is what commercials are for. Why must you tell me before I watch it?

I love it when Lala is in her element. She will get to host the CCA’s red carpet event. Critic’s Choice Awards? This is my first time hearing of this.

I Love Lala’s Nina Assassin outfit. Lol. What is up with these names? Po & Dice? And then there was a dead bird in the yard? Ewwwwwww! How does a bird just drop dead near the front door? And then she cried off her fake eyelashes? Hahahaha.

So today is Kelly Rowland’s birthday, which means this was filmed on February 11th. So Lala thinks that this is a perfect way to do everything that Kelly has never done before to celebrate her 30th birthday. WOW! They decided to go to a gun range? See I cant go to a gun range, I might need to really kill someone and I don’t need evidence that I practice at a gun range. Yeh, I watched enough Investigative Crime TV to know you don’t leave a trail like that. Lol. TMI, right? Read the rest of this entry »

T.O Show~ ACL + HOPE

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews, Uncategorized on 24 August 2011 at 1:56 pm

Episode 1: ACL + HOPE

He’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #T.OShow

Why did he get off the plane like a black Donald Trump? Lol. T.O tore his ACL? I missed a bunch then huh? I personally think that T.O has a strange look, but it is HIS look and it is SEXY! Just….yummy. Hard to explain it. He’s kind of like 50….he fine in a suit…lol.

Poor T.O. The music on this opening with his knee is so depressing! BWHAHAHAHA!!!!! T.O doesn’t wear boxers….lol. HOT!!!! I hope he keeps his jungle tapered though… just wrong. And that news of him not wearing any underwear makes that scene where the doctor is lifting his leg to feel his knees a little awkward. Lol.

Kita looks cute when she comes into the hospital to check on T.O. *Cough* *Cough* *Choke!!!!!*  bwhahahahahaha the joke he played on her made me tinkle myself a little bit!!! Hahahahahah Comedy!bwhahahaah! And Kita asked if he was “hanging and swanging” lol.  So when are Kita and T.O gonna stop fronting and get married. She is there better than any best friend I have ever seen. What? I’m just saying. Read the rest of this entry »

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Bet That

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 22 August 2011 at 11:55 pm

 

Episode 1: Bet That

I must be honest….. I don’t want to watch this show, but I want viewers to my blog, so why not blog about anther season of LaLa’s life? Now, don’t get me wrong, I love LaLa as an entertainment icon….I just don’t care that much about her personal life. And I dont mean that in a negative way. I mean that in a “You’re not a hoodrat who cusses people out for no reason and we damn sure wont see you fight a chicken head” kind of way. So, I mean in as a compliment. She doesnt have enough reality TV drama appeal. And that is good. that means that her life is real, and I dont think she puts on for the cameras, but that also makes for boring television in comparison to everything else.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

I got bored during the wedding season and I’m going by the ring on her finger that it was successful….lol. So I will try not to be as cynical during this season. No promises.

Lala’s son is soooo handsome. WOW! And their home is just as fabulous!

Kelly Rowland showed up…and I LOVE her new short haircut. My friend @jasonvsjdot would have a fit watching Kelly right now…lol He is obsessed with Kelly. I asked him who his ideal woman was and he said Kelly Rowland with a touch of Gabrielle Union…lol.

I am all of 3 minutes into this show and I have already tuned out. Sad. Did you see how I went on a Kelly Rowland rant? She should be on Basketball Wives. Smdh.

Aunt Po?  Ummm… yeh! Did she say that this was her Gaga hair? Read the rest of this entry »

Love and Hip Hop~The Finale But Not the End

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 2 May 2011 at 8:39 pm

 

Episode 1: Should’ve Called It Rap

Episode 2: Basketball Jump-offs Set to Music

Episode 3: Hater to the Left of Them

Episode 4: Willie Lynch’s Dream

Episode 5: High School Clicks

Episode 6: Indignant Proposal

Episode 7: Family Affair

Episode 8: Finale

 

Okay, after last week’s episode I really just want to set Fab’s balls on fire! but since I would get arrested for such an attempt, I will just say that he is not a real man. Not much else I can say…ready for this week’s episode. Oh Yeh, Olivia’s manager…. he’s still a bitch! Let these people talk. GROW THE FUCK UP! Okay…showtime.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, #MyMicSoundsNice Check 2

So, I was soooooo shocked when I found out that this was the Finale?!!!! Didnt I JUST start dogging this show out a few weeks ago? Isn’t SOmaya still a no name wannabe? Olivia a scared cling-on who sings beautifully? Emily the main side chick to Fab? Chrissy the headstrong rich in-house wifey?

Okay, Mama Jones…..sitcho (yes, sitcho)  Frankie-looking behind back, no disrespect….let this man live his life. And did Mama Jones just say that Chrissy didn’t know how to be family “orien-tated”? Families have orientations now?

I simply LOVE Chrissy’s red shoes!!!!!!!! Her style is on point at times.

Okay… Jim needs to teach a class on how to treat your woman. This walk and hotel room is gorgeous and sexy!

And I know that I don’t know everything that is going on in their relationship…..btu from the snippet of what I see, this man is showing you the way that HE loves you. Not the way you want him to love you, but the way that he KNOWS how to love. The ONLY time you should complain is if he isn’t loving you the way you NEED to be loved. Wanting and Needing him to love you a certain way are two totally different things. Pick your battles.

Okay, I am all for a strong black woman, but Chrissy is making it hard for the rest of us. Honey, you never give a man an ultimatum. I repeat, you NEVER give a man an ultimatum!!!!! You played your hand and gave him the power when you stepped out of your role and proposed to him. If he wasnt moving at your pace….take a break and if he wants you…he will find you.  BUT I SWEAR IF I SEE YOU IN THE STREET I AM PUNCHING YOU IN THE THROAT!!!!!! Strong women dont propose to a man! WHERE FUCK DO THEY DO THAT AT?!!!!! We are strong enough to make the man come to us, and if the one we want doesnt come, move on to the next one. If he doesnt know if he wants to marry you after 6 years, then nothing you can say will make him marry you in another two if he doesnt damn well please. OH MY BLOOD IS BOILING BECAUSE OF THIS!

Ummmmm, Mashonda seems to smile every time that Emily comes and tells her that her relationship with Fab is shaky. I am not saying she is happy to hear the news, but she does have this subtle grin on her face. If I’m lying…replay the tape. Maybe it is just the way her face is, either way…a smile/smirk is on her face.

What is up with Somaya and this pleather, pink crop jacket? That jacket is so small  that it looks like her breasts are being smothered by a pack of fruity Bubbalicious bubble gum. And I wish that Somaya would stop hyping Jim Jones like that. See how yall gas people up. You were NOT gonna get mirked on television while the cameras were on. Point. Blank. Period. So please, stop testing my intelligence with your television thug act.  If he wanted to mirk you because he was a REAL thug, fuck a camera….he would be behind bars right now. End of story. So, not that we have all of this phony bullshit out of the way… NEXT! *Proceeds to buy Somaya clothes that fit her*

I am still laughing on the inside that Mama Jones is rocking a shirt that says, ” Idaho?” lmao! REALLY?!!!! She wants Chrissy to give Jim a baby? Tell that negro to marry her and she will give him a baby. That’s how I see it. So until your son is ready to make it official so that his child wont be a bastard child….you wont get a grandchild.

I need to have a sleepover at my house with my girls. I mean, damn! This sleepover should have been called Breast Fest.But I find it hilarious that Chrissy is in a onesie with the footies…lls. And wait….did Emily just say that she thought that most of Fab’s songs were about her? Which one? PLEASE LET ME KNOW so I can go back and analyze.

Wait…that’s it?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My conclusion on the entire season? Ummmm, I am just as confused now as I was when I first started watching. I want our celebs to do better for themselves. They have been allotted the opportunity to have a better life than most and they are still behaving as if they live in the projects and push a hood-rich decked-out Honda. I expect more. I feel like they are wasting what they have. Again, I say they are nothing but glorified niggers. You will only make me change my opinion when they change their behavior. Not asking them to be role models, but I am asking them to do better for themselves.  I have a feeling that they will be back for a second season. By then, I pray that these women will learn to step their self-esteems up a notch to the point where they wont have to wait on a man, cling to a group, complain about a man, and claim to be more than what they are. I pray that some things happen in the meantime. I know it wont be worth entertainment for them to improve themselves, but I do pray for them to improve.

Sincerely,

~My Mother’s Daughter*~

Love and Hip Hop~Family Affair

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 26 April 2011 at 1:00 am

 

Episode 1: Should’ve Called It Rap

Episode 2: Basketball Jump-offs Set to Music

Episode 3: Hater to the Left of Them

Episode 4: Willie Lynch’s Dream

Episode 5: High School Clicks

Episode 6: Indignant Proposal

Okay, you all should already know that I am on pins and needles to write about this show. Today has proven to be a good day in the first place. First…. I freed up some space in my daily planner, watched some people act unprofessional in the wake of that decision…and then I purchased a Nook. Yes, a Nook! Forget the ignant (yes, ignant) sons of bitches in the day…the Nook took the cake. And then I hosted a poetry open mic that had the best audience ever!!! I mean, I have been blessed with the best audiences lately…but I digress.

Okay… too much excitement going on in the course of my day to recap you, so you will have to click the links above. Let’s get to the goods!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, #Proposal

So, I must confess in my rather sober state….Chrissy is slowly growing on me. But dont repeat it. This is between you and I…okay.

DAMN!!!!! Mama Jones’ face just hit the floor with that proposal. If I could film Nancy’s face…. I would sell it on eBay. Awwwwwww but Jim said yeh!!!! Awwww, my heart goes out to him and Chrissy. He is such a man’s man. And yes…. I agree with Chrissy, “what the fuck does ‘I’m witchu’ mean?” Jimmy… you didn’t say yes you will marry her. But I disagree with Chrissy, I will wait for my guy to propose to me. I’ll never propose to a guy.

And why is it that Nancy is punking everyone? How come no one can hold her back? She weighs all of 2 nuts sacks and a crack pipe…but no one can control or block her? LMAO!!! That was just funny to watch. And Nancy, with all due respect…parents arent always told, they are sometimes surprised like everyone else. And the only time the parents are told is if the son is asking for the daughter’s hand in marriage. This is unconventional, hence the unconventional method of not telling the parent.

LMAO! Jimmy said “I’m still here. My clothes are still upstairs” lmao! I like the way he thinks. He put Chrissy’s complaining in perspective. And then…. CHRISSY!!!!! Chrissy, boo, don’t give a man an ultimatum. YOU proposed to HIM!!! If he would have said no in front of everyone you would have been hurt and embarrassed.  So he saved face and then you need to wait and give him time to accept what you placed on his table. Dont rush it now.

Now….First off, last time we heard Somaya’s song, it wasnt finished…and now she somehow found the money to do a video? Who is funding this? Not to be all up in her purse straps like that, but is she still sleeping in the loft above the studio? And wow… Emily just can’t get enough of the drama…. I would have stayed away from Somaya. Point. Blank. Period. And yeh, this whole entire going on the internet to start a beef. Be the bigger woman, take the higher road and let the shit be. I hate simple-minded females who wont accept that they were wrong, and they get a whole bunch of other simple minded females to back them up. Grow up!!!!! That’s about a stupid as people writing subliminal Facebook statuses about people they  are mad about…lol. When you are right, you live with that. You let the hater shit roll off your back and you keep it going. Only basic bitches harbor on that stuff. It is quite comical if you ask me. But…..I digress.

And JIM AND THIS NEW SONG…… PRICELESS!!! This song about Chrissy is amazing!!! And the way that Jim confesses his love on National TV…. I continue to applaud him for being a man. I can not say that enough.

Wow!!! Fabolous didn’t even want to be in the family portrait with them just because the cameras were going to be around. And I am not going to talk about anyone’s kid…but her son is in need of a time out. And Fab didn’t even pick up the phone when she called? Wow….. I want to sympathize with her because her home life isn’t the prettiest…or at least that is how it is portrayed…but I have a problem with women who just wont get up and leave. Not to compare, but I will….Jim kisses, loves, and confesses his love for Chrissy in damn near EVERY episode of this show. His boys may pick on him, Olivia may joke, but that doesn’t make Jim any less of a man. Hell, it makes him sexy as hell and a model for what real men should do when they are in love. So, if Fab loves Emily… why can’t he step out into the light and claim his family? I really have a problem with this Skeletor looking motherfucker right now. I will send prayers of strength out to Emily, because no one deserves to be treated like that. She better start raising her Kelly Pitts emergency funds.

Okay, so I know that Rich is upset….but for a man to go off on a woman for ANY reason….you are not a man. Again….Rich, with your trying to be hard as hell bullshit….let it go. You are feeding into this. The fact that you are getting upset about a no name wanna be rapper is proving that she has the power to get under your skin. POW! She wins!!! Grow the fuck up. Again, this mess drives me nuts. Punk asses! Yeh… I said it, let the shit go. And I’m done.

Sincerely,

~My Mother’s Daughter*~

Love and Hip Hop~ Indignant Proposal

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 19 April 2011 at 12:02 am

Episode 1: Should’ve Called It Rap

Episode 2: Basketball Jump-offs Set to Music

Episode 3: Hater to the Left of Them

Episode 4: Willie Lynch’s Dream

Episode 5: High School Clicks

Okay, so I am sitting here with my diva @Shinin_Light and I am introducing her to this show… yes, I can’t watch this by myself. I would love to hear what she has to say about this. Comedy is in my near future.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2,2 #MyMicSoundsNice check 2

Oh Lord…..Jim Jones can’t take care of the dog, House? Dont Mike Vic the dog!!!. And yeh… House is a huge ass dog. Ewwwwwww! House pooped inside of the store and Jim didn’t clean it up. Yuck!! Chrissy, you are a better woman than I could ever be on that on. I would have told him to clean his poo up. *bad taste in my mouth*

I love how Oliva tested my intelligence and thought that she had to define “listening party”. Ok, so she said that it is for the purpose of getting to know the “real” Olivia. I am glad that something is going to let us get to know her…. because so far all I have seen is who Olivia can morph into whenever a new crew comes around. And like her manager Rich said….”Wal-Mart is accepting apps”….should she not know how to stay out of mess and focus more on her music.

Okay, so, you [Chrissy] have been with Jim Jones for 6 years, but your man has not proposed to you so you feel like you have to step up? That man is one of the manliest(sp) men I know….and you will take that role away from him? And I mean, really, Chrissy… you sat there and you listened to Olivia as to what to do about this? This is the same bitch that lied about dating another man? Oh Lord… please don’t ever let me be that desperate enough to ever feel like I have to ask a man to marry me. *Sigh* I am not the biggest Chrissy fan, but my inner feminist is screaming “Bitch, you better not”. THIS is why men say you better not talk to your single friends about shit. Even @shinin_light just said that Chrissy went to Olivia because she knew that she would say what she wanted to hear, and that was a yes. Sad…lol. Please don’t go through with it.

*Takes a drink of my alcohol*  I had to drink to watch this week. *@shinin_light pours Moscato*

First off… Chrissy can’t keep her balance….lol. Second,this is funny as shit! But really? You are thinking of performing a burlesque routine in front of Jim Jones’ FAMILY?!!!! And then you picked out the ring too? Wow….. this ring is gorgeous. But of course the jeweler would tell her that “men need a push to get things done”. Girl, he just wants your money, all $12K of it.

Now, Olivia, honey… really? I can’t even comment on this. You are holding grudges over bullshit. THIS is why it appears that you don’t have any friends. Just hear the girl [Emily] out and then tell her to not do it again. I mean, didn’t you JUST make it into this click? But at least you can sing…because you can sing yourself all the way to the bank….but you need to let all of the negativity go. Take it from me, your personality will preceed you. Now, if your boob falls out of that halter dress… I am posting that pic. lol. Oh snap… Tocora was in the audience. Cool.

Ummmm.. Olivia, you said “funest”? Really? Hmmmm… Hooked on Stupid, worked for me.

And I thought that my breasts were huge…but I think Chrissy may have me beat! lol. You better work it for the Big Titty Committee, diva!!!!

WOW!!!! Was Chrissy really thinking of dancing in just the lace outfit? I am glad that she is going against doing the burlesque side of it. Yeh, diva… YOU deserve better….fuck Jim… you deserve to be taken seriously…lol. But you also deserve a man who will not hesitate for one second when it comes to asking you to marry him. I know I clown you out in all of my blogs, but I seriously want every woman to stand their ground and never have to propose to a man. Remember, men so what they want to do while women do what they must. If he hasnt done it… he wasnt ready; end of story. *Sigh* I have so much to say on that, but wont. Just know that every time a woman proposes to a man, a hoodrat gets its cheese.

LMAO!!! Mama Jones is a trip! And the way that Olivia tried to shut her up with the wine . But wow… .I hate how they cut off the proposal. Did Jim say yes? What is going on!!! Okay… I didnt get to clown on this episode as hard as I would like. In the famous words of Hancock, “I’ve been drinking, bitch” hahahaha. But I am proud of Chrissy for sticking to her guns and doing it in a classy manner. That much I do approve of. But Lawd knows that I cant wait til next week. Hmmmm…..And Scene.

Want to watch the episode that you missed? CLICK HERE.

Sincerely, 

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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