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Basketball Wives S:3~ AND FIGHT!

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 14 June 2011 at 12:22 am

Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

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All I know is that Suzie is still teetering in the middle of mess and that she shouldnt have offered up the 4th penis in Evelyn’s request for Royce to suck 3. And I cant wait for the fight. They should let people fight!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

Awwwwww. Royce can look like a little girl at times. I mean a skirt would have made her look just a little more mature. But this is cool too.

WOW!!! SHaunie’s children have gotten so big! And the fact that Evelyn wants twin boys…. *side eye* I mean you are just trying to snag Chad. I mean… shouldnt you be on Football Bitches instead of Basketball Wives?

Shit! I want to go to one of Royce’s POOOOOOOll….DAYUM!!! Brian!!! I mean, hotttttt dayum! He is fine like no boy’s bidness [yes, bidness]! WAIT!!!! Did Royce just tell her friends that just because her 6th month of not having intercourse rule hasnt ended with Brian doesnt mean that there isnt any “servicing”? ummmm…. I dont know which makes you more of a freak….sleeping within 6 months or going down on people.

I am SOOOOOOOO creeped out by Chad being with Evelyn!!!! I still cant take it in right now.  Wait… did Chad just act shocked when Evelyn said that she is now 35? Was he playing or was he playing? It looked real. Aren’t you bitches engaged? And I swear if they name these boys Pepe & Estevon…. I’m joking on these kids hourly!

Okay, I hate Meeka so much. Trick, shut up and keep your mouth closed and you wont have to worry about people making stuff up about you. I say that because…..Yes, there are people who will make things up… but you talk so damn much that you cant remember what you said.

Yes, Royce, you did SOOOO MUCH BETTER on Brian. And Brian is such a gentleman!!! He bought her a new dog!!!! Soooo adorable!!! And he has a sense of humor!!! Fresh! He’s a keeper, boo!

I am still getting creeped out by this whole invetro procedure. And did she just say that the doctor can seperate the boys from the girls? Oh snap! I might have to get married and then go do invetro to get my 2 boys and 1 girl and then take my female insides out. lmao! That way I can get EXACTLY what I want and be done.

I’m so fed up! I mean they act like these females are the only ones who are friends in the area. I dont have to like these females. Once I’m done… I’m done. I almost fast forwarded this but I am watching it real time and not on my DVR.

I really like Suzie’s dress that she has on while walking with Royce to hash out this drama. Did Royce say that she’ll pic up a brick?

Bwahahahaha Chad said that Evelyn could miss a meal or two. LMAO!!! And Chad said he wont lie to her. He will tell her ” bitch, you’re getting big” . hhahahahha I love his sense of humor. Can someone explain something for me…… why are they giving semen samples and they are not even married yet?This is straight up, all for television! Wait…. Chad asked if the Dr. had lotion so that he could give a sample! lmao! lol. YUCK! Just the thought of Evelyn getting Chad off… yuck! Him.. yes, her doing it… no.  But the sound effect of a spring as the door closes is hilarious.

And did Royce just say that she would want to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth….. yeh, Meeka does look like a horse.

Royce looks just like her dad. Robert Reed spit her out his damn self. I would change what I think if I saw her mom. I love how her dad is digging into her. He is giving great advice. GO IN , DAD! I know how Royce feels, but her dad is telling her some good advice.

*REWIND* Okay this is the part I missed. I hate how they are already talking shit about her before they even see Royce. And Jennifer, get out of your feelings about Eric. I mean, really…. you just need to quit. Royce can speak with Eric if she wants. As long as they are not fucking then that isall good. And Scene…. with your insecure ass.  And this fight… they didnt want to hit anyone for real. I would have got up like I was faking to leave and then circled around and clocked a hoe. But that is just me.

DAYUM!!!! I was on the phone with my Que ( Omega Man) and straight up turned around with Royce with her butt in the air!!!! I will have to rewind and find out what the hell just went down. I mean, I know the gist but I want detail! Because I dont think that a single punch landed.

Yes, Black women acting an ass in a restuarant. I mean…. really. Security had to jump in? Come on. I say that if someone throws a glass.. I think that they should finish the fight until one of them falls out. Point blank period.  *Sigh* It wasnt all that they hyped it up to be.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*!~

Sincerely, 

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Basketball Wives S:3~ Telephone Game

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 7 June 2011 at 12:39 am

Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3:

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Last week was a casual reminder that money doesn’t change a hoodrat, it just makes the hood in which she infests a little bit bigger and can encase it in gates calling it a gated community.  I mean, you would think with all of that money that these women would have bigger and better things to do than steal other people’s husbands, worry about who is dating whom, and any other ghetto basic female type stuff. But, again… this is just my opinion.

I already do not like Speedy’s wife, God himself can never get me to take sides with Evelyn, and Tami needs to just drop it. Everyone else…. my jury is still out on how I feel about them this season.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

I am trying my hardest to figure out how Jennifer’s apartment/condo looks. Because just the few shots we see doesnt scream “WOW I use to have money” or that she was once married to a basketball star. Maybe I would have to see it. Honestly, that was all that I could think of while Jennifer and Tami were talking.

So Suzie and Royce meet at a place called Front Porch. If that aint a southern restaurant name then I don’t know what is. WOW!!! Royce still speaks with Alien Forehead (Eric)? I mean, her rationalization that her exes could hang out with her crew because if they were still cool then she can be adult about it. I LOVE that rationalization. But every female doesn’t think that way.

Ummmmmmm maybe I would need to see Meeka’s striped dress up front but she looks like she got that off the Old Navy Sales rack at the outlet store from like 2 seasons ago. Is Nautical even in this year. And what is up with these ghetto hoop earrings. LMAO!!! Evelyn said she wished Meeka would shut the fuck up. lmao!!! On the other note, Evelyn is flawless looking in the outfit she met Meeka in at the bar. Beautiful.

SHIT!!! No sooner than I gave her a compliment in she comes with these slashed jeans or are they boots? I’m confused. And I find it HILARIOUS that she mentions that she and Chad want to have twins so they are going to the invetro process done. Ummm…. what if you pop up with two girls? I just feel like she is doing too much when it comes to her explaining her relationship with Chad.

Is Suzie outside in her PJs? I ask because that is EXACTLY what this outfit looks like when she meets up with Shaunie. And Shaunie’s hat looks like a Southern Baptist Tent Revival or Summer Bake Sale hat. I don’t see a lick of sun! And the more I watch Suzie talk I just wish her top lip would move when she talks.  Okay, the sun came out as they walked away.

Awww Boat Teeth and Jen are finally getting he ball rolling on their divorce.I have NEVER seen teeth as huge as his. Just had to get that off my chest. Damn, this Jennifer Hudson “I Remember Me” joint playing in the backround is viciously niiiiiice *Fab voice*

DOES MEEKA NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GOT DAMN EARRINGS!!!? Except these are silver, so she has them in every metal available?

WHOA!!!!!!!!!! Suzie walked into Dulce? !!!!! Evelyn’s face looked like she didn’t know whether to run or prepare to fight. But at least Evelyn is listening to Suzie more this time. So is this squashed now. These chicks should have long ago duked it out, hugged and got over it.

Wait….. did Evelyn just say that “we like buts”? Now, I’m as raunchy as the next one…. but if you don’t want to be called a hoe… don’t wear the dress.ooooooh I want Jen’s peacock earrings!!!! Sweeet!

Is this episode called Ring Around the Apartments?  Could they not get clearances from public places to film? lmao! Why is Evelyn trying to turn Jennifer into a hoe just because she is getting a divorce. Is EVelyn filling out the online profile or is Jen? Wait… is that a purse on Ken’s picture on the online dating profile?! bwahahahaha. But hell, Jen could date The Humpback of Notre Dame and he would STILL look better than Eric!!!!

Wait… is this club called Trio? Did Tami just say she was going to try and get Meeka to be a mole? I don’t trust this woman to dress herself properly yet alone report back information properly. Oh snap! I feel like Tami is about to set Meeka up about how Meeka feels about Royce. Am I the ONLY one who is catching Meeka stuttering? lmao! Tami put her in her place.

Umm…. Suzie, you BETTER stop laughing at anything that Evelyn is saying about Royce. She is dogging your homegirl and you are laughing. You do know that you can’t fight, right? I just want Suzie to pick a side, because you can’t play both sides well.

*Sigh* Next week is going to be so much more fun. I just wish these bitches would learn to land a punch.

Sincerely, 

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Basketball Wives ~ Jump-offs Return : Season 3

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 30 May 2011 at 10:34 pm

Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Okay…. so I was in the middle of watching Lena Horne in Stormy Weather  when it dawned on me that Single Ladies is coming on tonight at 9pm EST, and Low and behold….Basketball Hoes & Exes is on!!!  Okay, yes, I get it…. that’s not the title of the show, but until one of these females ACTUALLY gets married…. that is what I am going to call it. And how ironic that the one who MIGHT beat everyone to the punch will be Ms. Big Forehead herself…. Evelyn.LMAO!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

I dont know how I feel about the whole Suzie vs Tami prejudgment thing. I think that this too will past. I think I might buy the t-shirts that Evelyn may be sending in Tami’s direction……NOT because I agree with Evelyn (b/c Lawd knows I am Team Tami til the day she dies) But b/c I know a few females who I need to send that shirt to….lmao!. Waait!!! Did Royce just called Evelyn a hoe?!! lol.  Tami said that she was a jump off but Royce came back hard and said that she was a “hoe with an entire garden”!!! lmao!!! Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe! “She’s, got flowers…cabbage……lol”.

Okay, sooooooo now Evelyn has to say “my fiance” and not just say Chad’s  name ? Bitch, okay….we get it. We know that you are engaged again…….FINALLY!!!! lol. Wait…. AGAIN? I’m lost with how many men you have been attached to.

Meeka , Speedy Claxton’s wife, is GORGEOUS!!!! So, she is the ONLY wife… Okay… so I may have to call it Basketball Wife and Bench Bitches….lol. But must EVERYONE meet with a new group member? And, yes, I agree… Meeka is jumping all up in Jennifer’s business!!! Please tell me that we dont have to see Mr. Alien Forehead (Eric) this season!!!

Wait… did Suzie say that Royce likes drama? Can someone please tell me how did Suzie get the right to say that someone else is into drama? Lawd…. this is gonna get goooooood.

LMAO!!!! Royce said that when she met with Meeka she felt like she was meeting Gloria all over again. I mean really? She was making her money and paying her bills. She was a dancer!!!! But damn… these earrings are hanging on Royce’s ears with the weight of a baby elephant and I think they are going to rip her ear off.She is too petite to be wearing these huge ass hoops. But Meeka saying that a dancer shouldnt take that job because she may get with one of the basketball players is bogus! Bitch, you shouldnt get with a man that you cant trust once he goes to work with these women. Basically, you are telling these women that they shouldnt tempt married men to step out on you, when he should already have that kind of discipline. I just say that these men should be held to higher standards and responsibilities and y’all need to stop being threatened by these dancers. YOu are showing your weak card.

Okay, Meeka, I mean….. I don’t know you, but you are too thick to be wearing a dress that damn short.AND YOUR BLACK BRA PEEKING OVER THIS FUSCHIA DRESS IS KILLING ME!!!!! Make your undies match your clothes.  And yes, I agree with Shaunie that Meeka is running her mouth when she is just meeting these females. Honey, boo boo… you don’t know these females. You are taking sides, and unfortunately… you are siding with the side who can’t fight.

This false ass nice talk that Tami and Evelyn are doing with one another in this meet-up about the t-shirt and their previous fall-out is making me itch. These ” You’re a Non-Motherfucking Factor” t-shirts are hilarious.  And HERE we go!!!! Tami just started it back up! And then Evelyn just offered to give proceeds from her t-shirts to a young girl’s charity that Tami supports….lmao!!! And Evelyn said that she should trademark that line…. I remember she said it, but I havent thought about it until this episode. So I dont think that anyone else is making a big deal of it but her. lol. I take it back, I will NOT purchase a shirt. lol.

Okay, Speedy is fine as hell!!! Thank you, Jesus. But can we PLEASE find a basketball player who is STILL in the league other than Gloria’s abusive husband….lol. And they have been married for 5 years. hmmmmm…. I have so much to say about that. I mean they are bowling without a bodyguard in sight. I dont think that people even know who they are.

And the fact that Suzie and Tami can meet without blood shedding is a sign of maturity. Now, Tami said that she wont tell Suzie any of her business and then she reveals to Suzie that she is going to sue Evelyn…..(enters “huh” face). But wait, is there even grounds for which she can file a lawsuit?

Lawd, if you love me please let Tami not give a fuck and haul off and punch Evelyn in her forehead! Okay, so EVelyn’s shop is called Dul-say and not Dul-che.  AND nooooooooo She did not pull the shirt out to show Tami the shirts.  No she did not Boo, boo Tami!!! Lawd… why do they sign these waivers?!!!! I need someone to let them be the ghetto women with big bank accounts that they are just so they can fight. I wonder how Chad feels about havin a woman who cant fight worth shit…lol. Well, at least we know they are back on. Sooooooo stay tuned!

Ummmmmm the captions of the sneak previews of the season have me cracking up laughing!!!!!! Yeh…. Stay Tuned!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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