Let’s Stay Together: Player, Played

Episode 1: Beginning

Episode 2: Ex-Rated Issues

Episode 3: Married Duties

Episode 4: Trust In Me

Episode 5: Univited Advances

Episode 6: Sick Intentions

Episode 7: While the Cat’s Away

Episode 8:

Episode 9:

Episode 10: Race to No Where

Episode 11:

Episode 12: Player, Played

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

Jamal is going crazy because he has been off of work ever since they quit the other job together. Tasha is hating it because he is going overboard with the whole home improvement jobs.

Crystal like D-Train and a guy named Julian. Derrick aka D-Train is the guy with the tatts who thinks that Crystal’s writing is all important and inspiring. Julian, who Stacy and Charles think is perfect for her, is the clean collared guy who does more cultured thinks.  So after cooking dinner one night, Julian shows up to Crystal’s apartment unannounced. He eats from the same plate as her and even brings her flowers, but leaves shortly after because a friend has a flat tire. Suspect? But shortly after, Julian calls and invites Crystal to a VIP concert and she heads out.

Let’s Stay Together: Race to No Where

Episode 1: Beginning

Episode 2: Ex-Rated Issues

Episode 3: Married Duties

Episode 4: Trust In Me

Episode 5: Univited Advances

Episode 6: Sick Intentions

Episode 7: While the Cat’s Away

Episode 8:

Episode 9:

Episode 10: Race to No Where

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

Oh Lord, even your sister starts the show off in your bedroom. So Tasha is buying clothes and hiding them over at Stacy’s house. And in walks Charles and Stacy spills the secret. Shame and so predictable.

So they are all at dinner at this same restaurant. So Crystal has changed her major again. Yeh, so is she the Denise Huxtable of this show? In short we discover that Stacy is training for a marathon in support of Children’s Diabetes.

Let’s Stay Together: While the Cat’s Away

Episode 1: Beginning

Episode 2: Ex-Rated Issues

Episode 3: Married Duties

Episode 4: Trust In Me

Episode 5: Univited Advances

Episode 6: Sick Intentions

Episode 7: While the Cat’s Away

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

This damn opening in the bedroom is getting so damn old. Just saying.

It throws me off when I see how well Stacy gets dressed to go play with children in her office all day. And why is her mother leaving the dog with her. And Charles thinks that it is a good idea to use the dog as a practice having children.

And Troy is sending Jamal away to California for two weeks to work on expanding the business. And really, all it took was Jamal showing Tasha their new bank account balance to get her to feel better about his leaving.

Really, is this dog in a stroller? And is this dog’s named Bootsie? And is Crystal really in a Clark-Atlanta t-shirt. So backstory is that Stacy and Bootsie have a terrible past. So now the dog just peed on her. Wow.

Let’s Stay Together: Sick Intentions

Episode 1: Beginning

Episode 2: Ex-Rated Issues

Episode 3: Married Duties

Episode 4: Trust In Me

Episode 5: Univited Advances

Episode 6: Sick Intentions

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

So they are in the bedroom yet AGAIN! And he is in the bed sick and she is ignoring Charles’ request to take care of him.

Okay, my problem with this show is that the writing, for them now being married, is as if they are just starting to date. Did he ever get sick when they were engaged and living together? Did she not take care of him then? I’m confused and still hate this boring and predictable, stereotypical as show.

Let’s Stay Together: Uninvited Advances

Episode 1: Beginning

Episode 2: Ex-Rated Issues

Episode 3: Married Duties

Episode 4: Trust In Me

Episode 5: Univited Advances

SO Crystal is under 21? Wow!

So Charles signed is first celebrity client, who he can’t tell anyone who it is. And then Tasha wants to toast to Jamaal getting a lucrative job offer from Troy. I am so confused. But at least they are not in the bedroom!!!! THANK YOU, JESUS!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

Let’s Stay Together: Trust In Me

Episode 1: Beginning

Episode 2: Ex-Rated Issues

Episode 3: Married Duties

Episode 4: Trust In Me

I’m not even at home and I am blogging from my phone. I’m goooood.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

Not in the same room! So they are black. lmao! Stacy is greasing Charles’ scalp!
So Troy wants Tasha to decorate his office building, Tasha reveals this over dinner. While all of them are out and about, Chico ( Remember, he played Spencer from Half & Half or whatever the show was called) was sitting in the background. When Crystal excuses herself to go to the restroom he approached her and asks her out.

Let’s Stay Together: Married Duties

Episode 1: Beginning

Episode 2: Ex-Rated Issues

Episode 3: Married Duties

Dear Lord, If you love me…. please dont let there be a second episode tonight. Amen.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

THEY WILL NOT START EVER EPISODE OFF IN THE BEDROOM!!!!! I refuse. I will stop blogging.

Ummm…. Cousin Crystal (Kyla Pratt) walks into their bedroom with a camera to record for newly married couples. Ummmmm… can we say random and weak ass plot? They better come back from this commercial with a good explanation as to why Crystal is here and we have NEVER heard of her.

I am not used to Kyla being this thick. Lordy. And now she is subleasing Kita’s apartment. But…. Kita was just signing up for the show on the last episode, she didn’t actually make the show. I’m so done.

Let’s Stay Together: Ex-Rated Issues

Episode 1: Beginning

Episode 2: Ex-Rated Issues

I am not looking forward to this second episode, but okay.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

 So it starts off in the GOT DAYUM BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Charles is in bed watching porno!! And then in comes Stacy. Charles leaves to go get something and Stacy uses that as an excuse to use his laptop and she finds his porn. Oh lawd!

Kita is in the club in this huge shirt with her purse on her lap. Goodness. Lol. I find this hilarious. And in walks Troy. And Tasha seemed too dayum happy to see him.

Let’s Stay Together: Season 2 Begins

Episode 1: Beginning

Okay, I hated this show last season, I pray that they get better so I don’t hate it this season…. And I am praying even harder that they do NOT make every episode an hour long. The show is not worth an hour.

I have noticed a few improvements. One of the commercials had an actual baby in it…. So they learned, I figured they would read my blog. LMAO! Secondly, Kita must be leaving the show because she is not in any of the promotional commercials and now Kyla Pratt is in them. I love Kyla so they must be trying to improve the show. We’ll see.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

So they pick the show up the night of the botched wedding. All of the females are on the couch at Stacy’s house. Ummm… Kita’s face is HUGE as hell. So she is pregnant? And this baggy jacket is not covering up anything. The reason why I say this is because the sister is in a tank top and the mother is in a think knitted sweater and here Kita is in a winter sweat suit. And her forward waddle aint fooling me. And now they are pulling a Claire Huxtable; hiding Kita behind the kitchen counter. Lol.

Let’s Stay Together Til Finale Do Us Part

Episode 1: Or Not

Episode 2: Filing for a Divorce

Episode 3: Simon Says

Episode 4: Kill Yourself!

Episode 5: Yes, I’m Still Watching

Episode 6: Give The Game This Slot Too

Episode 7: Ummm….

Episode 8: Die from Predictability

Episode 9: And Commit Suicide

Episode 10: Not Give A Damn

Episode 11: In Hell

Episode 12: Forget We Exist

         Okay, so by now you should know that I absolutely did not care enough about this damn show to watch or even review last week’s episode. UNTIL…. I sat down tonight and saw a season finale commercial. I felt bad. I felt guilted into writing this review because I felt like I didnt suffer through this show til the very end. So…… I am writing this portion on Sunday and the new episode comes on this Tuesday and I shall review.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2 END!!!!!

        Yep…. three days after the finale finally aired… I figured I would blog to its completion. Now…. why do they have one more episode than The Game? I soooooooo would rather be preparing my tax spreadsheet for my accountant rather than watching this, but I am not a quitter.

         Ummm.. what is up with Tasha’s bushy hair? Wait… is that the second Aunt Vivian from Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Wow… did her hair grey that fast? Wooooooooow! The original Aunt Viv still looks beautiful. Wait, not saying that her replacement isnt beautiful… okay..hell I said it. You know what I meant. Moving on.

         I now feel some kind of way watching Jackée Harry now that I know she was once married to Charles Elgin…or is it Elgin Charles? I’m sooooo not excited about this episode and you cant make me *crosses arms and pouts*.

        And did Kita just call her Mrs. Judge? Okay, so her name is Jaunita Lawrence. So I guess they had to get a light skinned mother to make up for Tasha’s skin tone…lol.

        But, to be honest, Charles and Stacy’s first meeting was the BEST acting that I have seen between the two of them the entire season! Waiiiiiit! This pinstripped dres that she has on was the coolest that we have seen Stacy the whole season? Sooooo where has this cool version of Stacy gone? Okay, soooo Joyful Drake, honey….we now know that your hair looks like a 70’s blowout because you needed it to look a certain way for the old flashback buuuuut they didnt have time to straighten it for the current time? And in these flashbacks… whywas Stacy’s hair the same in EVERY scene?

        I cannot wrap my mind around Charles’ acting. Like he broadcasts what he is thinking or about to say/do…instead of playing the opposite.

        And… what was the point of putting Troy (Tasha’s ex) there if it doesnt have ANYTHING to do with this plot. I mean I see how they used Charles to get him there, but I dont see the point of him there.

        Now Stacy’s dressis ….hold the TOMMY FUCK UP!!!! I’m waiting for Tommy ( as the pastor) to say ” You may kiss your bride, DAWG” lmao!!!

        Ummmmmmmmmm….. Is Charlse singing? And is it me, or did you not notice his lisp until he started singing this song? I mean this is second runner-up to Chris Brown’s “Atten-ten”. lol. I mean, Charlse has a nice voice… but this is when they should have had someone else sing this song FOR him. I am sitting here and all I can think of is how tall must Stacy be, or what is she standing on to be only inches below Tommy?

        Waiiiiit I spoke too soon. I think that Troy is going to be more into this plotline than I first expected. I hope so, at least.  And wow… Charles locked himself in a closet somewhere. I mean, the way that he ran out was STUPID and unbelievable. He easily could have said….I left what I wanted to say in the car. But noooooo. For dramatic effect you sat here and ran out all dramatic. SMH…. You cant make me believe that. I know you tried, but it was a horrible Douche with battery acid kind of fail!

Okay…. *sigh* it even ended like ass…..smdh

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~