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Ultimate Merger S:2~ Finale

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 22 September 2011 at 10:13 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Episode 4: Runway or Run Away

Episode 5: White A”Lie”ance

Episode 6: Keep Up With the Joneses

Episode 7: Blast from the Past

Episode 8: The Finale

I am sitting here licking my fingers throwing down on some chicken wings and French fries with Mambo Sauce. And I know, if you are not from the DMV ( DC,Maryland& Virginia) area then you do not know what this is doing to my soul! Lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

Toccara said that ever since the beginning, Jason has given her butterflies and he can even make the devil blush. But she also said that he is the least coordinated brother that she has seen…lol. I concur. However, I do not like how she is hesitant of liking him only because he looks too good to be true. I mean, isn’t that what it is supposed to feel like when you find the one that you are supposed to be with? It’s supposed to feel magical when you meet the one, he is supposed to be unlike any other man you’ve met. So, on that note, I disapprove.

From day one Toccara has thought that Frank sets himself apart from any of the other guys. Frank started out slow but he kept it consistent and he is a very successful man. What? They nicknamed him “Fresh Frank”? When? I don’t remember that. Lol. And I agree, there is nothing sexier than a man who can dress a woman, but I get so scared when I meet a man who knows the difference between pink a fuchsia! What? I live in DC, this might as well be Atlanta or San Francisco.  So yeh, I agree, but I am weary! Lol. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ultimate Merger S:2~ Blast from the Past

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 15 September 2011 at 10:04 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Episode 4: Runway or Run Away

Episode 5: White A”Lie”ance

Episode 6: Keep Up With the Joneses

Episode 7: Blast from the Past

Last week was intense….but hilarious at the same time. This week they are in St. Maarten and I can’t wait to see who comes back. Something tells me that King comes back.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

I didn’t know that Jason sounded so country until he arrived in St. Maarten. Lol. I just think that Cedric’s country trumps Jason’s. I think that Frank seems to be the only one behaving like he knows how to act.

Bwhahaha. They get in the pool and Jason says, “I hate to see y’all leave, but y’all gots to motherfucking go.” Lol. Classic. Yuck! Frank smokes a cigar? Damn, he just lost some stock.

Awww… Frank said that he thinks that Toccara gets more beautiful every time he sees her. Yup… he’s feeling her.

Oh lord. These guys are faking injuries so that they can get a kiss on their “boo-boo” from Toccara. Hilarious! Oh lord, Cedric lifted Toccara up in the pool and carried her away and poor Jason is trying so hard to steal her attention back.  Jason and Frank are joking on Cedric’s age so hard that I cant stop laughing. Read the rest of this entry »

Ultimate Merger S:2~ Keeping Up With the Joneses

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 8 September 2011 at 10:11 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Episode 4: Runway or Run Away

Episode 5: White A”Lie”ance

Episode 6: Keep Up With the Joneses

If you watched last week’s episode (Episode 5) then you know what you are in store for this week. If you didnt, click the link above and catch up.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

Wait, in the intro, does Toccara pronounce the show as Altimate instead of Ultimate? Lordy!

WOW!!!! There was a warning message at the start of the show. It said:

 After last week’s inflammatory mediation of the white alliance, the producers and crew were forced to monitor the fallout closely.

The producers are better than me. I wouldn’t have put Chris and Nick in the same room as Kevin and Frank.

But I do love how Jason stepped up and tried to defuse the situation. And I understand how Frank feels, but everyone cant bring past experiences into a current altercation. Yes, they were wrong, but let them apologize and keep it moving. I think it is being blown out of proportion further than it should be. But I do think it was wrong. As a black female, I agree….it was wrong. These black people have to understand that these white people are not exposed to the same things that we have been exposed to. Sorry, yes….they get the ignorance card. Not all of them hate. Much like the ones who reach for our hair because they weren’t taught better these two were doing what was accustomed to them. This is a moment to TEACH them and to not to yell at them. This is a teaching moment. Because what these black guys do not understand is that they are scaring people away from a possible learning opportunity. TEACH THEM not yell at them from anger because of your past hurts. Read the rest of this entry »

Ultimate Merger S:2~ White A”Lie”ance

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 1 September 2011 at 10:06 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Episode 4: Runway or Run Away

Episode 5: White A”Lie”ance

I hope that you were sitting in front of the television watching this like I was. if not…. enjoy.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

Can someone tell me that I am so sick of them having a chant for every toast? Cocktail players this and Lady T on 3 this. Cant a negro just clink your glass and drink?

Wow! Why did Jason ask Nick what did he know about Toccara before he came to this show. He said nothing but a Google Pic. But I do love Part of what Nick responded with. I guess it is true, she is looking for something out of the norm, something unexpected.

Harvey…..*licks my lips*. He comes in with the same intense, threatening persona that he has….somewhat over the top….lol… but I love him for it. He tells the guys that tomorrow they will be under his control. I cant wait!!! I’m ready to laugh.

I think that Nick will have the most trouble with this obstacle course. I will even go as far as to add Cedric. Julie Johnston of Boot Camp of Las Vegas looks about as tough as Harvey. Did Nick basically just call Julie a man? Lol. So the obstacle course is to be completed in 20 minutes. And the guy who completes it the most times will get a date with Toccara. I still hate that she cant say MEN!!!!! Read the rest of this entry »

Ultimate Merger S:2~ Runway or Run Away

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 25 August 2011 at 10:14 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Episode 4: Runway or Run Away

I made it on time! Go me! Go Me!!!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

Yeh, I am glad that Jason saw how Sebastian almost walked out of the room. The only reason he turned back around was because he saw Frank hug Toccara.

Now, can someone PLEASE tell me why Jason is all up in King’s face? Dude, had you kept your mouth closed about the kiss…King wouldn’t have told Toccara and she wouldn’t have kissed him in front of you. But I am LOVING the way that King is trying you. But this sucks to have to fine males acting a straight ass. And this taunting across the room is hilarious! Wait…lol..did King say Jason was selling “wolf tickets”? lol. COMEDY!

I love a guy in a suit, but a guy is his sexiest in his lounge wear. Straight up… some of these dudes look so FIONE when they have on nothing more than a spousal abuse shirt and some sweats! HOT!

Okay, why are they at Forever 21? Sometimes, just sometimes, Toccara talks so slow she sounds retarded. And her inability to say men doesn’t help her. Lol.  Cedric picked Jason, Sebastian and Nick to be on his team. They were supposed to pick out outfits to look good on models.  King picked Frank, Damond, and Chris. Ummm… this is hilarious! But from the looks of things, it seems as if Jason may lead his team to victory. Read the rest of this entry »

Ultimate Merger S:2~ Kiss & Tell

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 21 August 2011 at 2:20 am

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Thursday I was chilling with my ONDJ divas, having a BLAST at Busboys and Poets, so I apologize for the last delivery. You would have been late with the post too if you were there with us. But any who!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

Hold up…. Did Toccara REALLY start this episode off with her being in the shower fully lathered up? *Sigh* See, I think this is where black reality shows start to head in the wrong direction. You don’t want a man to want and respect you, you want to trigger is lust factor and give some shock value to the viewers. Just sad! But I digress.

They are at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway and I am LOVING this outfit that Toccara has on. Yeh, she is representing for the smaller plus sized females. Wait…..are the guys really going to “drift” on the course? WTF!!!! But hold on even longer. She said people call it “fast and furious” but she is going to call it “black and fabulous”? Is that the best you could come up with? 0_o.

Chris, the CEO of U-drift.com doesn’t seem to convince these guys that Toccara is worth this challenge…lol “Blah, Blah, Blah Blah, you can die!” bwhahahaha. Bug-eyes (Elijah) said that he likes Toccara but he is not going to die for her…lol…

Cedric was the first to hit the course. He was looking nice. But nothing was as comical as Elijah because he didn’t know how to drive a stick shift! Lol. They said it looked like he was driving to church.  WOW!!! Jason (the model) won the competition. Sebastian was the first MVP and Nick was the second. I’m trying to figure out how you can have TWO MOST valuable players? Just saying.

 The Eiffel Tower Restaurant looks hot!!! I love the dress that Toccara has on, as well. I love how Nick ended up sitting next to Toccara and not Jason. Hmmm… Nick said that his last relationship was 2 years ago. Did Toccara say she could train Nick? Toccara said that she was disappointed with Sebastian because he was underdressed….especially since he is a model.  Lol. Jason cracks me up. Read the rest of this entry »

Ultimate Merger S:2~ Skating on Thin Ice

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 13 August 2011 at 6:21 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Yes, I know that I am BEYOND tardy, but I had a poetry slam fundraiser to attend last Thursday and I am just now getting around to this. Please, pardon my tardiness….lol. I only have so many hours in the day to work, watch shows, blog, eat and sleep. Lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

Okay, I already have it up in my mind that Toccara cant pronounce “men”. So I am going to sit back and enjoy this episode. I often sit back and wonder why the shows like The Bachelor and The Bachelorette looks so elegant, but black love/reality shows look so ghetto. Hmmm….

Toccara picks Cedric & King to be her team captains for this next challenge. Cedric is the Red Team and Kin is the Black Team. OH SNAP!!! Out comes these roller derby chicks. HOT!!! They are mean! I love how Toccara came out and slide and posed when she fell…lol. She is hilarious to me.  Ron was the odd man out since none of the teams picked him and so Toccara picked him as her MVP. I cant wait to see how these guys skate…..lol. This is hilarious since I have a glow skate party tomorrow for my church’s mime ministry….lol. Read the rest of this entry »

Ultimate Merger S:2~ Star Struck?!

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 8 August 2011 at 12:54 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Yes, I know that I am BEYOND tardy, but I had a poetry slam fundraiser to attend last Thursday and I am just now getting around to this. Please, pardon my tardiness….lol. I only have so many hours in the day to work, watch shows, blog, eat and sleep. Lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

I am trying my hardest NOT to crack up laughing at the selection of guys that they have for Toccara. I mean, she was on America’s Next Top Model and some of these dudes look like auditions for America’s Next Top Prison. Really? And I am going to need Toccara to walk into that room better….her walk with the pan up was horrible. The outfit is cut and her body is banging…..but yeh, Ms. J must be screaming at the television after that walk, honey.

Elijah, the 26yo R&B singer…. He looks cute. He can get it. Nick, 23yo student….in my opinion….needs a little more swag. He’s from Minnesota ( I have family in Minnesota…and honey he is trying too hard). What was up with that “gang” handshake he had going on?

OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL’s Kitchen Nawl! What is up with the Yaki 1B, Wet & Wavy monstrosity that Toccara has on her head in this side interview? It looks like that mess Nicki Minaj had on in her You See Right Through Me video. Wait, is that even the name of the song? You know how black folks make up titles…lol. I do, however, love her hair when she is in the gold jumper… just cute. Her hair looks lovely in the ringlet curls when she wears the green outfit in the side interview. Read the rest of this entry »

Lisa Raye~ Nature vs Black Folks

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 26 May 2011 at 10:02 pm

Episode 1: My Intro to Lisa Raye

Episode 2: Take 2, Literally

Episode 3: What Chilli Wants?

Episode 4: Birth of a Runner

Episode 5: JemsLifeForASPS.org

Episode 6: ….Get Out the Kitchen

Episode 7 : When the Praise Go Up

Episode 8: Momeger

Okay, so Kai is turning 21 years old….and her mom is coming along? The devil is a lie!!!! lol. Please tell me I misheard the commercial…lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds

Lawd! The way that Kai came back at her mom…. I feel her and I agree with her. But my mama would have jumped across that bed and popped me in my face. lol.

But I want to know who the camera man was that had to film Lisa Raye taking her clothes off to get in the shower. I ask because that jewelry rack was perfectly placed in front of her. And it was priceless to see Kai turn the cold water off on Lisa Raye while she was in the shower….lol. Again… WHO is the camera man who gets to see Lisa Raye running butt naked with an ill-placed towel on to try and get Kai back? lmao!

LMAO!!! The friend that was suppose to know how to put the tent up and doesnt is enough to make me not g on the trip…lol. Quincy is cracking me up sitting on the sideline. Did Candy cut her hair? And I know that Lisa Raye is a white clothes wearing woman… but to go camping? WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! She puts liquor in her tea? I have some pomegranate tea in the cabinet and some vodka in the fridge…. this might be a great night. I’m gonna try it and let y’all know how it goes…lol.  And Kai cussing in the back after she got kicked out of L-Raye’s truck and into the other car made me bite my lip.

WAAAAIT… y’all saw Tom jammin?! What song was he jamming to?

LMAO! Did L-Raye say that she is not going to use the bathroom for 2 days? Okay, let’s see how long that lasts.  I mean $600 for camp food and supplies…. that is about 8 months worth of groceries for me…lol. I wonder what is wrong with Lisa Raye’s chest and why it is hurting her. See, that would have been my cue to tell them fuck all this camping stuff, wrap it up and get me to the nearest hospital. She looks like she is suffering. But I love how Tom has turned in to Negro M.D. Was it really liquor that caused her to get sick? Okay, I may not try this tea and liquor tonight if that can happen.

LMAO!!! Lisa Raye put tissue up her nostrils so she wouldnt smell the outdoor toilet…lmao! Hilarious! Damn, that is the largest tent that I have ever seen in my life. LMAO!!! And Lisa Raye peed in the bushes because she refused to use the outdoor toilet. hahahahaha! They wrapped this stuff up like they were on the Underground Railroad and they heard the dogs coming….lol.

I mean, I have NEVER been to Las Vegas, but at 21…. I swear y’all I would have done something too off the chain and wouldnt be here to write this blog…lol. Wait. Y.G? Young Gangsta? lmao!!!!! Dear Black Males, please oh please stop tatting your neck if you do NOT have at least a 2 million dollar trust fund. Wait… did Lisa Raye really check everyone’s I.D.? I mean, Kai is not turning 16.  Wait…. did someone call the stripper pole a “safety rail”. lmao! And Kai is chugging a bottle of Cristal? And whoooa!! Let me find out that Kai can dirty wind!!!!. Damn ! That WAS the Real World Las Vegas  suite.  I remember watching that season. So, L-Raye… I’m turning 31 this year….. you want to be my mama?

Ummmm can someone please tell me that Kai is NOT feeling Y.G. WAAAAAIT!! Lisa Raye got everyone shoes & purses as gifts for Kai’s birthday?

Oh snap! Is this an hour long episode/finale? I thought I was going to have time ti get back to The Neverending Story  on Retroplex….guess not.

Now, I am on Kai’s side about this. I think that Lisa Raye should have set the room up and then let the kids find it on their own. Hell, hire one of the camera men to take pictures of their entrance and then take still shots from the video. Then the next day….tell her she is there. But, at the same time… your mama could have chucked you the dueces after the party bus….lol. Be grateful!

LMAO! QUincy’s mohawk!!! I don’t remember his hair ever being that long. Is that weave?

I love the “Real McCoy” floating music during Rick Thomas’ Vegas magic show. Didnt it look like Rick Thomas choked the shit out of that dove and then he pulled it apart into 2 doves? And maybe this is me. If Lisa Raye knew that she only had 2 minutes to get backstage and change….why didn’t she put on a white sundress to make it easier on herself? Just asking. Maybe the weather didnt call for it. But……WOW!!!! The way that L-Raye disappeared!!! Fabulous! hahaah Kai called her a show girl…lol.

I called it! I knew that Quincy was leaving as L-Raye’s personal Assistant. WOW!!! Quincy is 43? Says who? I need to see his I.D. because I wouldnt put him a day past 32.  But at least he spoke his mind and knew that it was time to move on. I applaud him.

This was a great season…. I wonder if there will be another season. But this one was a great one, in my opinion.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

 

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Lisa Raye~ Momeger?

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 24 May 2011 at 8:47 pm

Episode 1: My Intro to Lisa Raye

Episode 2: Take 2, Literally

Episode 3: What Chilli Wants?

Episode 4: Birth of a Runner

Episode 5: JemsLifeForASPS.org

Episode 6: ….Get Out the Kitchen

Episode 7 : When the Praise Go Up

See, I am getting better… sitting here two-strand twisting my hair, but this post will go up on time if it kills me! So, What is Lisa Raye up to this week?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds

Okay, Lisa Raye said that “celebrity” is overrated. She also said that they have the same problems as the normal person. Ummmm… I don’t know what it feels like to go purchase a pair of Louboutin shoes and to have my black card declined. Hell, I wouldn’t even get cleared for a black card yet alone to be bold enough to try to purchase some Louboutin.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The comedian that sang to a vagina cracked me up!

Ummmm wait, did Lisa Raye just say that she cant do jury duty? Umm… excuse me, but regular people have to do jury duty.  And pardon me, but I think that this outfit that Lisa Raye has on when Kai says that she is thinking of getting a breast reduction is the same one she had on when she was double-dutching in stilettos 4 episodes ago. If it is, then they need to do better editing. If not, then celebrities do repeat outfits….lol

WOWZERS!!! The camera men were allowed to be in the bathroom when she lifted her bra to let her mother feel how heavy her breasts were. But damn… I know exactly how Kai feels. I want a breast reduction too. Lose weight first, then breast reduction….okay back to Kai…lol Wait! They said that they still have scars?!!! Ummm…second thought. But that is a cute bra that she is wearing though.

I personally think that Kai is beautiful the way that she is…. But I understand that it is all about what makes YOU feel better about yourself. Okay, soooo can I be a model with L.A. Models ? I mean, I am just asking because they are taking Kai as a plus size model.

Okay, Joe eXclusive is back? He scares me.  Is that CHIN!!! Oh, my bad, Natalie Nunn…lol. Wait, and Tanisha… is this a Bad Girl’s Club reunion or something? Is Fresh Pain a club? Or what? Well, whatever it is…. It is janky!I mean the set up was crowded where the models came from and I was not impressed. But… it is what it is.

Oh snap! I thought that Lisa Raye was going to all Caesar, the Dog Whisperer, but noooo she calls Patrice Ryan, the pet psychic. LMAO!! Lisa Raye said, “Damn, who knew that Diamond has so much to day”….lmao!

That’s it?! *sigh*

Next week: Ummm black folks in the woods?!!!! This has comedy written all over it. And I think thatQuincyis going to stop being Lisa Raye’s personal assistant. Sad!

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

 

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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