Catching up on an episode that I missed. Shame on me.
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #StealSomeShit
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Mike Tyson? Lmao!!! Mike told Dutch “ It looks like you need your brain cells” lmao! Priceless.
Damn, they made Cameron’s crush a public video? And Cash autotuned it and made it his ringtone? Bwahahahahahahaha.
So Cameron has been moved to another case to take care of some 16-year-old kid named Leslie something or other, and I have a feeling it wont be as easy asCamthinks. Hell, NOTHING that Oz comes up with is ever as easy as it seems. Bwahahaha Oz called him Campon….lol.
So Leslie has been cyber bullied and it is Cameron’s job to find out. Someone posted that Leslie is in love with this chick named Meagan. Cameron takes all of 3 second to find out who it is. So, Meagan’s ex-boyfriend is the one who is cyber bullying Leslie? And now thatCamknows who it is…. He is taking the team back to high school.
Wait, Josh was a goth kid. LMAO! Cash is still missing half a nip after all of those purple nurples…lol. WTF is a purple nurple? So, Memorial High it is. And they took a pic of Kip, Meagan’s ex-boyfriend, and ptut that he “Loves Justin Beiber”. Now, Kip physically bullied poor Leslie. But it was funny to watch.
Why is Josh wearing the wig to showcase clothing? Anywho, they are giving Leslie a make-over. Step 1: Style. Step 2: Wheels. Step 3: Intimidation…. Step 4L Self Defense, might I add that they called on Mike Tyson to assist with steps 3 & 4….lmao. Step 5: Bad-Assness. Step 6: Assemble your team. (I LOVE Cameron’s look with the red streak in his hair.) Umm… can someone get Dutch. He is soooo not cool.
Now Leslie got asked to go to the prom with Meagan and Cameron is going to the same prom with one of the teachers that he used to go to school with. “Hey, Act like you’ve been there”. lol. My new line that I stole. Still not as funny as “Cover your mouth, Bitch” or “Saying Bitch is my thing, Bitch” but it works.
So they straight gave a revenge of the nerd scenario…. And it was cool.. but not really that funny.
And why does Melanie look jealous that Cameron kissed his friend from high school? Umm…interesting. Funny how that works out.
Okay, So I am running a little late…. sick and should have been paying attention. Just came in when they were in the safe breaking out the KFC Secret Recipe. All I have to say is… why was Cash, the black dude, the only one excited about the Secret Recipe…..lol?
REWIND: Okay…. I didnt miss anything that the rest of the episode didnt fill me in on….continue….wait… Josh is dating the asian girl who Cash has a crush on? SHAME! OOOOH OKAY! Got it… Mealnie was eavesdropping. Still doesnt make this episode any better. Yeh, even the amount of time it took them to botch this theft dragged like my Great grandmother’s tits without support……continue.
WOW! “Sasquatch”, really? I have a few people who I would love to hypnotize by using Sasquatch as the drop word. Nothing like shutting up a babbling poet after the 3 minute mark. Ewwwww Dutch is drooling. Just nasty.
Now, I must complain…the set-up of this episode is not meshing well with me. Last week was the Goonies 2 heist and they worked well, in theory , to get that private screening to happen. Soooooooo I almost feel as if we are missing an episode between last week’s and this week that would make the scenario more believable and accurate. For instance, Cameron still has a thing for Melanie, so why would he talk bad about her to Cash? Confused. But I guess I am the only one who cares about continuity and connectivity of thought and plot. Anywho……..
WOW!!!! Oz never left? hmmmmmmm
Okay, this episode is not funny at ALL!!! I havent chuckled since Cash called everyone Bitches! But it is a tad bit humorous that they are all stuck in the vents together. Dutch claims to Melanie that he wants his freedom and does not want to move in with her…..and ummmm… yeh, it’s over? This whole episode went over so fast and was boooooooring.
WAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!!! is Mike Tyson on the season finale next week? LMAO!!!!!! Hold up…..They only have 6 episodes for this season? WOW!
Dear comedic gods, last week was friggin hilarious! Please, oh please let this week be as equally side splitting. Thanks. Age Man.
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #StealSomeShit
Okay, wait…. Now Cash is a Harry Potter fan? “What’s up my Muggles” is both funny and creepy….lol.
And it takes a BRAVE woman to have her feet on camera for that long on national TV. But I wish my man could rub my feet while we are at work. I need to go into business for myself.
Wait!!! There is a Goonies II: The Legend of Sloth?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this just for the purpose of this TV show episode or does a Goonies II really exist?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GOOGLES* FUCK ME RAW WITH MAGIC JOHNSON’S DICK!!!! There is a Goonies 2 and no one told me. You bitches do know that I have Goonies on DVD and I am looking at it right now. I am on NERD ALERT!!! I need to buy Goonies 2. Okay… sorry, side tracked! Bwahahahahahahaha Cash just had a “nerdgasm”….lmao! I love him. Both the actor and his character; they can get it.
Yes, he just did NOT break out with Chunk’s “truffle shuffle” lmao! Yes, CASH IS AWESOME!!!! You guys do know that the kid who played Chunk is now an entertainment lawyer?
Okay, sooooo how did he even steal the DVD without moving out of his…bwahahahahaha 3 years of magic camp!
bwahahahahahaha “It’s got my ass”! lmao!
bwahahahahaha *cough* choke*choke* Sorry…. rewinds DVR. I think I just peed myself…not a lot but a little bit..lol. The sequence went a little like this:
Cameron: Hell nawl. You want a prank war? You’ve got one
Cash:I’m gonna own you. Prankin’ is my thing, BITCH.
Cameron:Oh, you’re about to get beat at your own thing, BITCH.
I swear they just broke some kind of record for how many time you can get away with saying bitch consecutively and in the same episode on a primetime TV show. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoever wrote this shit was after my own heart!!! lmao! The comedic Gods have answered my prayers with in the first 2 minutes of the show then re-affirmed my request within the first 10. The phrase “Saying BITCH is my thing, BITCH!” just beat, “Cover your mouth, Bitch!” lmao!!!!!! I swear I’m putting this on a t-shirt! lmao!!!!!!! Can someone tell Alphonso Mcauley that I want to marry him?
Okay, so Cameron signed Cash up to a swingers type website as a prank and they showed up to his house. The strange thing was the naked dude dancing. WTF was he saying?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cash said ” I live with my mom, man. She had her prayer group over. I had to join the prayer circle.” lmao!!! OH SHIT!!! Did Cash prank Cameron by putting Viagra in his coffee…lmao!!! PRICELESS!
hahahahahaha “Baby’s gonna tell on me” hahahahahahahahahahaha
Holy spitwad! Josh is an Avatar? I actually forget that Josh is even a member of this show. He is not even in the promo pic above and he randomly shows up in episodes. I wonder how fucked up must his contract be for that.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Cash somehow managed to swipe the Goonies 2 DVD out of the custodian cart. Put 5 on it.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! He did not do the “Goonies Never Say Die” speech!!! & TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!!! lmao!!! Cameron is cool now, too.
Oh lawd!!! Black Zeus, a comedic hero who raps by day and is a superhero by night? lmao! funny.
And I agree Melanie (Odette) does look like Meagan Fox.
SWEET HEAVENS!!!! Dutch’s allergic reaction to peanuts looks worse than Hitch’s face.
Okay…. this episode is by FAR my favorite!!!!!!!!! Thank you comedic gods!
What is up with Cash’s obsession with Star Wars? And really? Josh has lesbian astronauts as parents.
Bwahahahahahaha The way that Cash said I love you to the asian, pardon my lack of her name, but it was funny. And he lives with his mom?
Wait… So if….. DAMN! *choke on water* Cash beat me to it! lmao! The White on White on White painting is worth 10 million dollars. But Cash said, “If it was called Black on Black On Black it would be worthless; social commentary.” hahahahahahahaha That damn near beat “Cover your mouth, Bitch!”…lmao.
Why does Dutch have a tattoo of Tattoo?
Okay, so the point of this episode is that Oz is the reason why Melanie’s dad, Larry, went to jail. And so he felt bad and gave Melanie a job. So, BWAHAHAHAH! I keep trying to write something clever and they make me laugh. Oz did NOT just put the sleeper grip on Cash. And when he patted him as he walked away…he was pretty close to Lil Cash.
Ummmm why did Cash come to the meeting and say “What’s up my Whookies?” And WHY is he calling himself Leroy Jenkins in the Nerf war?
LMAO! And ewwwwww the kiss on the Star Wars re-enactment…just wrong.
Okay, sooooo Larry overrode (ummm is that grammatically correct?) the alarm floor grid before Cameron and Oz could get the White on White on White ( subconsciously sings Racks on Racks on Racks) painting off the wall. But ummmmm So is Larry a Hacker too? I’m confused. But I will allow confusion. Because this episode brought back the funny. SO who has the rights to the job at the Culver Arts Museum.
WOW!!! So Melanie’s dad made a deal to get the painting if he would stay out of Melanie’s life? WOW!!! But it was sweet of Oz the way that he took care of her. Sweeeeet.
Next week: All I can say is… Josh as an Avatar? LMAO!!!!!
COVER YOUR MOUTH, BITCH!!!!! LMAO! Yep, still funny as hell.
So, last week was the funniest week in television for me. Breaking In is now one of my favorite shows to come home and blog about. This show will be one of those shows that will become one of those classics. And everyone who knows me knows….I dont give out a compliment so easily. So take it!
Well, I just woke up from a much needed nap. My body is falling apart from my failure to listen to it telling me that I need to take some things off of my plate. But, here I am, pillow faced and hot ass breath about to blog about this show. TMI? COVER YOUR MOUTH, BITCH! lol. I dont have to talk while I type, and I am laying back down as soon as it goes off….so, dont judge me. Enjoy!
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #5FingerDiscount !
LMAO!!! Wait… did Dutch just say he’s out like Michael Bolton? Funny. And he even makes Muppets for romantic gifts? lol.
And how do you fix a bathroom blow dryer that SUCKS IN your shirt right off your back? I thought it was called a BLOW dryer.
And really? Does a boss tell you to taze yourself in the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLMAO!!!!! Josh just tazed himself in the face just because OZ told him to do so. LMAO!!Where they do that at? LMAO!! And really, Cameron? Did you just pull a Cable Guy and say “Get ‘er Done!” lmao! Sorry… that is still funny to me whether people still says it or not…lol.
LMAO!!! SO the point of this show is that a Nascar driver, Jimmy, comes to Contra_Security and informs them that during a previous race his head monitor to the tower was over powered by strange music. So, there is obviously a mole in this pit crew. Cash’s dumbass says “Well, as long as he doesnt have a mole on his lug nut.” lmao! What? It was no “cover yoru mouth, bitch” but I found it funny.
LMAO!!!! Wait…. so, apparently Breaking In is not beneath making Dick Cheney jokes referencing him shooting his friend in the face. Political humor makes me all tingly inside. So, are the writers Democrat? lmao I heard that Cheney was going to make a personal appearance but he just didnt have the “heart” to tell some of the tougher jokes. LMAO! I crack me up. & Fuck you if you didnt get that joke. Go read something that has pictures.
P.S. I’m gonna turn Dick Cheney into a verb. I think that it will make me sound extremely hood if I walk into the hood and pull a Nino Brown. I can see it now….”Sit your $5 ass down before I make change….or Dick Cheney your ass.” Yep….thugalicious!
Okay, I am NOT really feelings Cash’s role in this episode. He is suppose to be the token negro who makes me laugh. And although that would normally make my inner panther protest Faux (Fox), I really do miss it today. So…..what else is Cash going to fix that we will later find out that Oz is behind the magical printer that Cash thinks he has power over.
LMAO! Yeh, is this the episode where Cameron says out-of-date shit like “Fa Sho”? Yeh, non-ethnic people…dont try shit like that. by the time that you hear it and think to exercise it….it is no longer cool by its originators. Just an FYI. Nothing says “Late Motherfucker” than being the only ethnic diva at an Auburn Alumni football party and hearing my fellow graduates yelling DJ Khaled/T-Pain’s All I Do Is Win every time that Cam Newton does an awesome play. Okay…I digress, but my point still stands.
Ummmm….was Josh talking into a pen microphone. Why did he repeat syphilis? lmao! And WOW!!!! How in the world do you make Christmas in Central Park in someone’s house?!!! I mean the snow machine inside? But, romantically sentimental.
And yes. I called it. Cash has just been OZED. Yes, Oz is now a verb like Dick Cheney, except mine is cooler. And wowzers!!! Dutch has been hired full-time. Shame… I just want to cry for Cameron.
Okay, this Episode wasnt as funny as I would have liked. There was nothing extremely memorable about it. *Sigh* See, this is what happens when you give something new props so soon. Its as if the Universe sucks the power you thought that you had when giving a compliment. But, I have faith…it will be funny next week.
Soooooo, I happened upon the pilot for this show while watching Hulu…. the Black dude on here… will figure out his name shortly… is friggin hilarious. He said something about his costume ( Star Wars, I think) and said that he couldn’t dress that way because he was black. And his comback? Well, “Obama” lmao! I about fell out of my seat at this secret location that some may call… well, you know where I was…lmao! Check it out in the video below!~
With that short introduction out of the way. I had to watch it, it wouldn’t have been right for me to be so enticed and not watch its premiere episode on Fox. And we all know how much I am not really a fan of FAUX,per say…but they keep bringing me back with these great shows. And I know, you are use to the afro-centric shows, well damn it….broaden your horizon.
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2 #5FingerDiscount
Melanie Garcia (surveillance), Cameron Price ( hacker), Josh Armstrong (master of disguise), & Cash (gadget guy)….they comprise the entire Contra Security team. Now, you have to know the background to this. Cameron was attending college when Josh posed as a fellow classmate who wanted to get his grades changed in order to graduate from college. Cameron gave him the passcode to hack into the teachers system….and the rest, as they say, is history. So, Christian ( who’s character’s name I currently do not know) broke into his dorm room, called him out and offered him a job. Contra Security gets hired by wealthy companies to break into their businesses for them so that they can understand what security measures they need to improve upon or to claim insurance. Nice job to have, right? And I got all of this from the pilot.
And judging by this first scene, we are far BEYOND the pilot. I mean, so much went on that you will have to YouTube it yourself or get a Hulu account; never leave home without them. lol.
Cameron has been made a team leader to rob a few old ladies. I am sooooo praying that this show doesn’t get cliché or unbelievable. I reaaaaaaally wanted to love this show but the first couple of scenes are driving me crazy. Christian doesn’t even look the same. And Melanie’s boyfriend, Dutch, yucky! But okay. I have been accused of complaining so much lately that I will try to contain myself, even though I am watching this at 1:20am so it can be posted byt the time the rest of the world wakes up. Oh sure, I just finished hosting a poetry show and my roommate is randomly walking around the house and freaking me out because she should be asleep…. and this Old Navy commercial is creeping me out with all this singing & dancing….but you dont care. *Fast Forward*
LMAO!!! Cash just taught me something. He said that actually it is Panino and not Panini; panini is plural. So Cameron rebuttals with… so ” that’s why you dont get any vagino” lmao! Classic comedy…or I am drunk and sleepy, either way I laughed. But I need to research that… brb.
Well I be John Brown…. he is telling the truth. So the next time I walk into a deli I can say, “please make me a chicken panino” and be correct. Hmmmmm. See I like Cash, and not just because he is the token black dude, or because in the picture above the harness is making his package look very appealing, but because I genuinely like his character. Especially when he can teach me something new.
I love how Amy (Alyssa Milano) is a dentist and Cameron is attempting to date her. Wait…she is a cougar?! LMAO!!!!!!!! ROTFFLMAOLS!!! Cash found out Amy was a cougar and he said…and I quote… “Oh snap, my boy is tapping the grave! Open the coffin, no six feet!” LMAO!!! Who says that?! Ouch! I laughed so hard my jaw hurts. I think I have TMJ, and it hurts so bad but I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!! Okay, I will have to keep watching this show! Well, at least Cameron isnt trying to fawn over Melanie. Shame.
OH YEH!!!! OZ!! I remember now, Christians character’s name is OZ.
LMAO!!! The old woman’s house that they tried to break into just jacked them up! lmao! So this isnt Red Riding Hood’s grandmother’s house. They all just got shot in the neck straight African Jungle tribe style…lol. How do you explain to your boys that you got your ass whooped by a house? You cant renew your street cred after that…smdh, but lls.
LMAO!! Why is Cash rocking a pirate eye patch..lmao! And Josh lost his eyebrows…lmao!
WAIT!!!!!! Amy is Oz’s wife, and sooooooo she has been tricking Cameron to get news out of his so that he wouldnt break into her house to steal Oz’s documents. LMAO!!! Cameron told Cash and Cash covers his mouth ( because Oz can read lips) and walks away from Cameron yelling ” No, I didnt hear that. I’m clicking un-friend”. So Cameron starts to explain how he came to date Amy and Cash yells “Cover your mouth, bitch” lmao!!! Okay, maybe this is one of those things where you “had to be there” but I guarantee you that this will still be funny when you catch a rerun. Lord, I think I woke up my roommate again with my laughter. And my jaw is screaming! *rewind* “Cover your mouth, bitch!” LLS. Yep, still funny. Cash is my favorite character. But noooooo they just didnt. Melanie and Josh walk up and to show their shock they both cover their mouths in unison to say “Whaaaaat?” Priceless.
Where did Alyssa get a booty from? Wowzers!
But the whole fact that they broke in to Oz’s house to get a jump drive, but then he reconciled with his wife…..and so it was all for nothing.. Yeh. I dont get it. But okay. I got a few laughs out of it. So they can stay.
~*2Deep*~ Uncensored! 