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L.A. Basketball Wives~ Word of Mouth

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 26 September 2011 at 9:11 pm

 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Episode 5: Word of Mouth

I just BARELY woke up in time to blog. This better be good.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

I love how you go to the club after your 16th wedding.  Lol. And why are they all still stuck on Draya? I know she didn’t come, but it never dawned on people to call and see if she got in an accident on her way to Vegas or nothing. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt before thinking negatively first.

And then here comes Imani crying because Doug kissed Jackie and now she has turned Jackie’s wedding party into her cry fest. Trick, grow the fuck up! This isn’t about you. Tonight wasn’t the night. Maybe if you spent more time giving love out into the world you would get it back. Put half of the effort that you put into hating Draya into loving her despite your differences and you will find love.

Bwhahahahaha! I love how Jackie asked Doug if he will always have her and he said “ as long as you don’t screw up”. This man is hilarious to me! Read the rest of this entry »

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L.A. Basketball Wives~ Not Good Enough

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 19 September 2011 at 9:01 pm

 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Hold up! Did the preview of the show have Suzie in it? Also, why must you show me the whole damn episode RIGHT before it comes on? Let me watch the show, please!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

So Jackie and Laura are meeting up for drinking. Okay, didn’t Laura just say that she’s known Jackie for a LONG time….and then Jackie reveals that she has been married 3 times before? How close are you if you do not know that your girl was married 3 times before. And Jackie was married to a white boy? How did they put up with Jackie. HOLD THE HELL UP!!! Did Jackie just lie and tell Laura that she looks better than all of them? O_0.You need friends that are NOT going to lie to your face.

 

Okay, soMalaysiagoes with Imani to go get gelatos. Now, Imani judges whatMalaysiahas on. Trick, you don’t know where she came from before she met you and where she is headed after she leaves you that requires her to dress the way that she is. It’s a cute outfit, stop hating. But I am glad that they got to get to know one another better. See what happens when you stop judging.

 

WOW!!! I LOVE Doug Jr.’s hair! I am so jealous! I think that it is awesome that they are going to Skype in Jackie’s mother to the wedding. Read the rest of this entry »

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Hypocrites & Strippers

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 15 September 2011 at 8:19 pm

 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

I was sick on Monday night, so this is waaaaaay late. But better late than never, right?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

Oh Lord, are they still on the idea of Draya being dangerous? *Sigh*

Jackie is planning her 16th wedding. I get it. But when do you get to be a newly wed? I would do it every OTHER year, but every year? I would be so damn tired of weddings, and I am a female! So now she wants to get married in Las Vegas. Wait, did she just ask if the wedding planners have ever had “midget” exotic dancers? First off….they’re called Little People. And Wade/Wayne, the planner that came in and popped bottles for a consultation. Ummmm….Moet for a consultation? If you like it, then I love it. But can someone tell me why she switched up from the midget strippers to a wedding in an airport just because Wade came in.

Did she say that this wedding has to happen in 3 weeks?

Jackie,Malaysia, and Laura go walking in the park and they make Draya the center of their conversation. Can someone please tell me who made Jackie queen? I’m confused. Jackie doesn’t like Draya, but she will test her at the bachelorette party and If she behaves she can come to the wedding. *Sigh*. Read the rest of this entry »

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Big Girl Panties

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 5 September 2011 at 9:03 pm

 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

We left off with the fight between Malaysia and Laura…… I cant wait to see how that turns out. Leh Go!

Take 2 n 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

The funniest thing about this whole fight is not that either Trani or Malaysia got to land an actual punch-punch, but that Tanya didn’t move to help break the fight up.  And then they all got kicked out of the restaurant. Oh wait, Laura admitted to being hit in the mouth by Malaysia? Snap, that first punch looked a little off. But any who….it was uncalled for.

So Gloria has a BBQ party at her house, and of courseMalaysiawasn’t invited. Why would Gloria textMalaysiaand tell her that she is going to “Fuck her up on sight”? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Why do you have to jump in and keep it going? You sister should have kept her mouth closed, they both should have respected the other more, and they all should have been mature enough to handle the situation better than what occurred. I hate people who cant think for themselves. I am sure your sister can handle her own fight, let her handle her own battles, unless this person comes at you. I know it is family, but I refuse to let family drag me down with their drama. Sorry….wont do it, not even for my sister. Lol. Read the rest of this entry »

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 29 August 2011 at 8:58 pm

 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

So just in case you have been sleeping under a rock, Basketball Wives of L.A. comes on tonight. Meet GLORIA GOVAN, LAURA GOVAN, KIMSHA ARTEST, IMANI SHOWALTER, MALAYSIA PARGO, JACKIE CHRISTIE, & DRAYA MICHELE.  I dont think that you are ready.

Take 2 n 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

WOW! The intro hasn’t even gone full circle and I am already like ” niggas…again?”!

Wait, is Gloria not allowed to say L.A. Lakers? lol. And then she slipped in a side shot at The Original Basketball Jumpoffs. SMDH. You weren’t really talking all that when Royce had that boxing glove at your neck. lol.

Imani, I love her casual night on the town look…but Laura still looks like a trani. No offense to tranis… I wouldnt want to say that she looks like me either. Malaysia is a wife… THANK YOU LAWD!!! There is a real wife on here today. Wait… did Malaysia say that she has a jewelry line for children? lol. Comedy.  Can someone please tell Kimsha her real size? This shirt is cutting off the circulation in her nipples.  And then why must Kimsha not have class? I think that you can be real and still know what to say and how to say it. HILARIOUS how Malaysia clapped and dipped out… lol. Read the rest of this entry »

L.A. Basketball Wives~Introduction

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 16 August 2011 at 4:21 pm

 

Introduction

Episode 1:

Okay, I heard that they were doing another season of Basketball Wives, but that they were moving it to L.A. Once this news hit my ears, I just had to hop on and catch it. I know that everyone who is anyone will want to know about these females. And if their lives are an ounce of the mess we have come to know and love over the past 3 season with the jump-offs of Miami…. then we are in for a wonderful ride.

There is something entertaining about watching people with money ruin their own lives. Who knew that watching the girl who threw in your face that she was marrying a million get cheated on and beat up on television in the privacy of your own home could be so damn beautiful. And as guilty of a pleasure as it is….. you still don’t turn the channel or sign up for therapy…lol.

So, who are the women for the L.A.  cast? They are: Read the rest of this entry »

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