Okay, so Kai is turning 21 years old….and her mom is coming along? The devil is a lie!!!! lol. Please tell me I misheard the commercial…lol.
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds
Lawd! The way that Kai came back at her mom…. I feel her and I agree with her. But my mama would have jumped across that bed and popped me in my face. lol.
But I want to know who the camera man was that had to film Lisa Raye taking her clothes off to get in the shower. I ask because that jewelry rack was perfectly placed in front of her. And it was priceless to see Kai turn the cold water off on Lisa Raye while she was in the shower….lol. Again… WHO is the camera man who gets to see Lisa Raye running butt naked with an ill-placed towel on to try and get Kai back? lmao!
LMAO!!! The friend that was suppose to know how to put the tent up and doesnt is enough to make me not g on the trip…lol. Quincy is cracking me up sitting on the sideline. Did Candy cut her hair? And I know that Lisa Raye is a white clothes wearing woman… but to go camping? WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! She puts liquor in her tea? I have some pomegranate tea in the cabinet and some vodka in the fridge…. this might be a great night. I’m gonna try it and let y’all know how it goes…lol. And Kai cussing in the back after she got kicked out of L-Raye’s truck and into the other car made me bite my lip.
WAAAAIT… y’all saw Tom jammin?! What song was he jamming to?
LMAO! Did L-Raye say that she is not going to use the bathroom for 2 days? Okay, let’s see how long that lasts. I mean $600 for camp food and supplies…. that is about 8 months worth of groceries for me…lol. I wonder what is wrong with Lisa Raye’s chest and why it is hurting her. See, that would have been my cue to tell them fuck all this camping stuff, wrap it up and get me to the nearest hospital. She looks like she is suffering. But I love how Tom has turned in to Negro M.D. Was it really liquor that caused her to get sick? Okay, I may not try this tea and liquor tonight if that can happen.
LMAO!!! Lisa Raye put tissue up her nostrils so she wouldnt smell the outdoor toilet…lmao! Hilarious! Damn, that is the largest tent that I have ever seen in my life. LMAO!!! And Lisa Raye peed in the bushes because she refused to use the outdoor toilet. hahahahaha! They wrapped this stuff up like they were on the Underground Railroad and they heard the dogs coming….lol.
I mean, I have NEVER been to Las Vegas, but at 21…. I swear y’all I would have done something too off the chain and wouldnt be here to write this blog…lol. Wait. Y.G? Young Gangsta? lmao!!!!! Dear Black Males, please oh please stop tatting your neck if you do NOT have at least a 2 million dollar trust fund. Wait… did Lisa Raye really check everyone’s I.D.? I mean, Kai is not turning 16. Wait…. did someone call the stripper pole a “safety rail”. lmao! And Kai is chugging a bottle of Cristal? And whoooa!! Let me find out that Kai can dirty wind!!!!. Damn ! That WAS the Real World Las Vegas suite. I remember watching that season. So, L-Raye… I’m turning 31 this year….. you want to be my mama?
Ummmm can someone please tell me that Kai is NOT feeling Y.G. WAAAAAIT!! Lisa Raye got everyone shoes & purses as gifts for Kai’s birthday?
Oh snap! Is this an hour long episode/finale? I thought I was going to have time ti get back to The Neverending Story on Retroplex….guess not.
Now, I am on Kai’s side about this. I think that Lisa Raye should have set the room up and then let the kids find it on their own. Hell, hire one of the camera men to take pictures of their entrance and then take still shots from the video. Then the next day….tell her she is there. But, at the same time… your mama could have chucked you the dueces after the party bus….lol. Be grateful!
LMAO! QUincy’s mohawk!!! I don’t remember his hair ever being that long. Is that weave?
I love the “Real McCoy” floating music during Rick Thomas’ Vegas magic show. Didnt it look like Rick Thomas choked the shit out of that dove and then he pulled it apart into 2 doves? And maybe this is me. If Lisa Raye knew that she only had 2 minutes to get backstage and change….why didn’t she put on a white sundress to make it easier on herself? Just asking. Maybe the weather didnt call for it. But……WOW!!!! The way that L-Raye disappeared!!! Fabulous! hahaah Kai called her a show girl…lol.
I called it! I knew that Quincy was leaving as L-Raye’s personal Assistant. WOW!!! Quincy is 43? Says who? I need to see his I.D. because I wouldnt put him a day past 32. But at least he spoke his mind and knew that it was time to move on. I applaud him.
This was a great season…. I wonder if there will be another season. But this one was a great one, in my opinion.
See, I am getting better… sitting here two-strand twisting my hair, but this post will go up on time if it kills me! So, What is Lisa Raye up to this week?
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds
Okay, Lisa Raye said that “celebrity” is overrated. She also said that they have the same problems as the normal person. Ummmm… I don’t know what it feels like to go purchase a pair of Louboutin shoes and to have my black card declined. Hell, I wouldn’t even get cleared for a black card yet alone to be bold enough to try to purchase some Louboutin.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The comedian that sang to a vagina cracked me up!
Ummmm wait, did Lisa Raye just say that she cant do jury duty? Umm… excuse me, but regular people have to do jury duty. And pardon me, but I think that this outfit that Lisa Raye has on when Kai says that she is thinking of getting a breast reduction is the same one she had on when she was double-dutching in stilettos 4 episodes ago. If it is, then they need to do better editing. If not, then celebrities do repeat outfits….lol
WOWZERS!!! The camera men were allowed to be in the bathroom when she lifted her bra to let her mother feel how heavy her breasts were. But damn… I know exactly how Kai feels. I want a breast reduction too. Lose weight first, then breast reduction….okay back to Kai…lol Wait! They said that they still have scars?!!! Ummm…second thought. But that is a cute bra that she is wearing though.
I personally think that Kai is beautiful the way that she is…. But I understand that it is all about what makes YOU feel better about yourself. Okay, soooo can I be a model with L.A. Models ? I mean, I am just asking because they are taking Kai as a plus size model.
Okay, Joe eXclusive is back? He scares me. Is that CHIN!!! Oh, my bad, Natalie Nunn…lol. Wait, and Tanisha… is this a Bad Girl’s Club reunion or something? Is Fresh Pain a club? Or what? Well, whatever it is…. It is janky!I mean the set up was crowded where the models came from and I was not impressed. But… it is what it is.
Oh snap! I thought that Lisa Raye was going to all Caesar, the Dog Whisperer, but noooo she calls Patrice Ryan, the pet psychic. LMAO!! Lisa Raye said, “Damn, who knew that Diamond has so much to day”….lmao!
That’s it?! *sigh*
Next week: Ummm black folks in the woods?!!!! This has comedy written all over it. And I think thatQuincyis going to stop being Lisa Raye’s personal assistant. Sad!
WOW!!! Like listening to Lisa Raye tell the story about how these preachers tried to scam her dad via religion! I get so pissed when humans try to tell you the will of God and proclaim that they can do it. Soooooo what kind of tutelage does Luther McKinistry give?
Lol. Okay, I bout choked when I heard Lisa Raye say dang instead of Damn. But I do understand what she means when she says that she wants to hear a Bible story that speaks to her. I think that I can go several months at church without hearing anything from the Bible that speaks to me… but then there are moments when they do and I can’t explain it. And yes, I understand Lisa Raye because I too want to know the Rules of Christianity.
OUCH!!! Lisa Raye didn’t get any alimony? Ummmm….. I can’t even comprehend one hundred MILLION dollars. As the premiere of Turks and Caicos, how do you go through a hundred MILLION dollars? Dear LAWD if you ever give me ONE million…. I will hold on to it until my great, great, great, great grandchildren die!
I might need to go to the Woman Thou Art Loosed conference one day, cause LAWD knows I am tied up! First Lady Serita Jakes doesn’t age a BIT! That woman is beautiful to me. LMAO!!!! I love how Candid Lisa Raye is being with them. LMAO~~> First Lady said that Lisa Raye is going to have to put a cap on it when it comes to sex. Ummm… where can I purchase this “cap” because I’m trying to behave too, but I feel you Lisa Raye!
Okay, I have to admit….. I am JUST NOW learning that his name is Thomas Dexter Jakes….lol. I knew T.D. wasn’t his name but I took it how I was given it…lol. Bishop does the scripture about Paul on the road toDamascus. He said that we find too much time deliberating over what God plans for us. I almost cussed!!!! I needed to hear this sermon.
Soooooo how much do I have to pay to get a one-on-one sit down with Bishop Jakes? I’m willing toget a second job to raise the funds if you will let me know how much his time costs. I know everyone wants to have a moment of his time…. So I’ll wait.
I LOVE how Bishop said that I am ALLOWED to ask questions until I got answers. “People can take your stuff, but they cannot take what made that stuff” Hmmmmmmmmm. ”When God says wait…. It means wait. In the Greek, in the Hebrew, in the Now”. Mmmmmm. I swear…this right here touched MY soul. WOW!!!!
Okay… this episode was WORTH watching. I don’t think that Lisa Raye can understand that she has blessed SO MANY PEOPLE by filming this episode. Mmmmmm… I’m Loosed too.
If I remember NOTHING else…. my future husband, Chef G Garvin, is on this episode. So, shut up and let me watch this episode.
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds
So, I had a very HARD day at work. I have a migraine and really wanted to just come in and go straight to sleep, but I needed a pick me-up…….this is doing it!
Waaaaaaaaait! Did Candy just sit there and say that the best mac & cheese was the kind with the government cheese…lmao!!! That was funny. And wow!!! This cook-off challenge literally came out of nowhere. So I guess that there was more conversation that got edited.
I am looking at the outside of Lisa Raye’s house…. and I must admit, it doesnt look like it would be a house that Lisa would choose. Why in the hell is the house not white? I’m just saying.
Okay, so now Lisa Raye is trying to be on her Sonja Norwood? And I am listening to Lisa Raye being a “momeger” and it seems so casual and laid back and not very manager-ish. And then she threw in a pitch for them to send her clothes in a size 6…..lmao! Hood fab.
I would go to buy Apple Bottom, but I dont have an apple or a bottom….so I would be in penalty for stepping foot in the store…lol. As president of Donk Deficiency Anonymous, I have to represent for the assless. lol.
Beverly Johnson’s daughter, Anansa, is gorgeous!!! But then again, I have to say this…..she looks like what the modeling industry wants plus size girls to look like. She has the slanted eyes and high cheek bones with the long hair. I want them to let everyone be represented. Can we get darker skin tones, kinkier hair, etc. I am not knocking either of them for working out their hustle….but I want the industry to give someone who looks like me and not someone who is shaped like me. Is that too much to ask? Either way….they both are beautiful.
I want a photo by Derek Blanks!!!!!! He will superimpose the Royal Wedding in Kenya if you ask him too! lol.
Kai is ROCKING this Apple Bottom photo shoot. The one with the black dress and she is standing up…… PRICELESS!!! That is gorgeous!!! I want that dress….. *googles*
HERE COMES MY HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!! Damn, his hands even look sexy as hell. Dear Lord, I have NEVER prayed to you for a husband, so the fact that I am coming to you now should tell you how serious I am. Please let me be found by Chef G. Garvin….lol. Wait, no lol… I’m serious! Yummy… he looks as delectable as his food is. *shivers* LMAO!!! Did Chef G. Garvin do the Huxtable Jump-back at the “from the side” joke? hahahahahaha.
CANDY BETTER BACK THE HELL UP OFF MY MAN!!!!! *Takes off earrings* *Blocks her prayer* Y’all think that I am playing…. I want G. Garvin. I want to be Mrs. Chef G. Garvin….lol.
And……. I think that Lisa Raye tried to burn their throats with that burger….lol. But at least she won the cook-off. The only thing that is starting to bug me is these little 2 word commentaries Lisa Raye does. “It was down to the wire” or “What was I to do?”. They needed to fill up the 30 minutes? lol.
Awwwww…. it is over? Chef G. Garvin is gone already? Okay, so…. who out there can get me a date with Chef G. Garvin?This is not a TEST or a JOKE… I’m so serious. Do I need to cook? I can cook for him. I’m from the south where in order to breathe in your house you have to cook by the age of 8. lol. But this was a good episode to watch. Next week’s episode looks good too. And scene.
Just ready to see this week’s episode… nothing special to say before hand.
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds
I simply LOVE watching Lisa Raye in the kitchen with her mother!!! Those are moments that I wish that I could have had with my mother, so I am more than jealous. *Sigh* Wait til you all read my book when it gets finished.
I simply, Simply LOVE the t-shirt that they gave her for her birthday that said “My friends call me Lisa Raye” LMAO!!!! I simply AGREE with Lisa Raye about the black attributes that people only applaud when someone else has it. She mentioned Bo Derrick’s braids and she mentioned Kim Kardashian’s ass. Yeh, it only becomes a big deal when people do what we have done for centuries and what we do/have naturally…. but PLEASE don’t get me started on this. The next time I see a KKK member… I’m gonna wish him skin cancer as he tries to get my natural melanin….lol.
Sidebar: Okay, so this whole “Stacy lost Lisa Raye’s Louis luggage” thing is getting on my GOT DAMN NERVE! Okay, let me put this in perspective. Rewind with me now. The first episode, Lisa Raye asked if the airline had lost Stacy’s luggage and then made the remark ” Let me not put that in the universe. But at least I’ve got mine”. I’m begging you, watch the reruns with me, Lisa Raye is HOLDING HER OWN LUGGAGE while she makes that statement and she is talking about celebrities showing up in town at airports. Now, as fans are requesting pictures and autographs, clear as day, the cameraman catches a glimpse of Lisa Raye walking away from her bag and it is in every shot in the background as she takes pics with fans. You can see the luggage behind them unattended. LISA RAYE walked off from her own bag. And I must make the connection to the episode with her make-up artist, where she offered to carry her make-up artist’s bags for her. So you can carry someone else’s bags but you cannot carry your OWN and then you get made because someone else didn’t check YOU for your OWN bag? Get out of here on that. So, be grown, and carry your own shit!
But at least I am glad that Lisa Raye and Stacy got over it and that they have moved on from this. It was a learning experience
Wait… did Quincy just say that he has Herpes Complex 10 because Lisa Raye kissed him? LMAO! I love that man! Lawd knows that I do!. And Lisa Raye said hat they fight like cats and cats.
But wow!! Lisa is 43 and truth be told…. she doesn’t look a day over 29. And I am not trying to gas her up…. but truth be told. I need to het on my Lisa Raye game…lol.
Jemisha’s (sp) fundraiser was a very WONDERFUL idea. But wait, what kind of treatment is going to be performed for her Sarcoma Cancer(sp) that could help Jemisha that she can only get in Germany? I will continue to send prayers in her direction. I wish that there was a website that we could go to so that us regular people could send money to support Jemisha. I want to support and send funding support DIRECTLY to her. Will inquire as to where I can do that. I mean, a sister aint balling outside of a budget, but every little bit counts and I think that I could skip a few meals to make sure she has a fight chance. What? SHut up… you would get sentimental too if you were human. I just don’t dog people out via my blog and in real life all the damn time. I have a heart….and I want to help. So, get ya game up and help too.
I LOVE Jemisha’s look that she is rocking for her fundraiser. JUST GORGEOUS!!!!! Yummy… DeRay Davis. I have some back story on that man there! lol Don’t worry… nothing scandalous, just a story on how I first met him while I was at Auburn University…but I digress. Glad that he is hosting this fundraiser with Lisa Raye. ANd the man who gave $200 is fine as hellllllllll………. NAWL!!! Elise Neal is in a girl group called Elise & Assorted Flavors? Okay, maybe I would have has to hear that in real-time. Or replay. Ummmmm…yeh. Okay, this comedian, Donovan, talking about the lace fronts is funny. He can stay.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! They didn’t have to clown dude that they called Hustle Simmons. lmao! But he did look like how Russel would look if he were tall and fine. What? I’m just saying. Damn, Brooke Valentine?!!!! Where has she been? Girl Fight was my joint back in the day; that and MisBehavin’s Beat that Bitch with a Bottle. Okay… Ummm I should have been paying attention to KD/Katy Aubert or whoever that was, but I was so distracted by the cameraman all up in her crotch!
WOW!!! Management is paying for Jemisha’s flight over to Germany. Man, I really feel like I should do something. This is just beautiful. Dont ever let it be said that black people can’t get together for a cause without being arrested or shot 9 times. We have our moments,and this was a moment to be proud of! I salute Jemisha!
Okay, so they did give a link where we could donate to the cause for Jemisha if we so choose. The link is: www.JemsLifeForASPS.org
All jokes, and freedom of speech aside, I am making a vow to go and donate SOMETHING to this cause. If you do nothing else…..please go make a donation. Hell, you all don’t leave comments below so you can use that time to go make a donation. And no, I don’t know her….and I don’t have to know that I want to help.
Next Week: HOLD THE HELL UP!!!!!! Is my husband on next week’s episode! Yes, you didn’t know. I am married to Chef G Garvin in my head. And no… it is not my inner fat girl speaking…. this is my Southern woman recognizing a beautifully crafted and talented gentleman!!! Lawd have mercy!!! See y’all next week…lol
So, last week was one of those shows where I had to face what was going on in my life as I blogged. Yes, it is hard to know that I am in the same boat as a woman who is beautiful as hell….and know that she will get a relationship before me. And not to mention that the entire week was filled with a ton of relationship challenges….the guys that I came in contact with last week challenged me to the core.
With all of that being said…. I hope that this week’s episode does NOT make me look inside of myself. Well, let’s go.
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #Diamond
I know that I just said Take 2 above…..but that was Thursday when I thought I was ready to write this. So, to say that I am late in writing this would be an understatement. I am sooooooooo sick that it is not even funny. I hate spring and I hate that if I think about getting sick…..I am down for 3 weeks. So, to everyone who was looking for this to be posted on Friday, my deepest apologies. Please know that I have been well medicated, dehydrated, and plain knocked the hell out and preparing for Easter Sunday. I would have rather been writing this.
Now that it is Sunday and I just woke up from a coma after church at 10pm after only an hour or so of sleep from last night…yadda yadda, yadda….I figured I could write this before The Borgias came on.
Take 2 (Literally) in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #AllWhite
Okay, so Lisa Raye is running her first 5k marathon for the Susan G Komen: Race for the Cure. Hmmm…. I will take Lisa Raye’s cue and I will begin to condition myself to run my first 5k marathon all the way through by spring races in 2012. I think that is a believable time frame, right? And so does her trainer not have a last name?
Okay, so remember the cousin that lost the suitcase? Isnt that her assistant? Why have we not seen her since they have returned from Puerto Rico? Did she fire the poor girl? And truth be told….. karma is a bitch. Because watching all of those reruns of that episode Lisa Raye did joke about her cousin losing her bag and boasting about how she had hers. And in several shots when the fans are taking pics….the Louis V suitcase is visibly in the background, and not even Lisa Raye is near the bag, but….I digress.
Now, on to this new stylist. Wait, back up. Joe eXclusive……I don’t know if his outer appearance would have made me trust him enough to even give him an opportunity to dress me, but I guess I could learn not to judge a bargain basement book by its cover. What? You thought that just because it was Easter that I would be easy on him? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! You know better. Okay, back to this new stylist. Her name is Okera. She pronounces is Oh-k-ear-ah. Cute. Too close to okra to keep my humor in tact. BUUUUUUUT!
I love her mother’s house….the little bit that we got to see. And the dog, Diamond…is so cute. Now, if i could get my dog, Stanely Blu to give a high-five he will be the coolest dog in the neighborhood…lol. Right now he’s smart, but too smart for his own good…lol. Wow… how about I am just now learning about Circle of Promise….wait, no, I take that back. I remember Gabrielle Union mentioned it on The Mo’Nique Show. My Aunt Sharon, is a survivor of breast cancer… so to watch this episode hits home for me, too. Now, Lisa Raye putting on make-up to run a race continues to remind me that there will be something that I dont understand about her in every episode….lol. I guess it is a celebrity thing. But I do see Lisa Raye caring for her make-up artist touched me so very much. THAT is not a celebrity thing, that is a human thing. Those are moments that I love to see in Lisa Raye.
Man, I am watching them run and I am wondering….why are they running so damn fast!!! Slow it down people… I am getting tired just watching them. I would do what I call the “fat girl shuffle”, that’s more of an accelerate walk …less of a jog yet more than a walk. But I applaud her for her effort. Lawd….did I promise to be able to do that by next Spring? YEA!!!!!!!!! Lisa Raye finished the race!!!!!!!! That really touched me. Okay… so yes, I can do it! Well… I learned a ton from this episode….can’t wait for the next.
So, today I feel HORRIBLE! I think that death came and raped me last night and left me with all kinds of illnesses…lol. All curable, of course, but still illness just the same. My head hurts, ear is throbbing, TMJ on the brink of world domination…you name it, I’ve got it. So I went to work late and left early. I slept from 4:30pm until around 11:30pm……and I woke up so that I could blog about the Real McCoy. So y’all better appreciate this mess!
Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #Lights,Camera,Diamond
Okay… sooooo there is something to be said about how sick I am. I forgot to set my DVR and sooooo I have to wait until later today for it to come back on. I apologize for being late, y’all. Blame it on death and not my heart…lol.
So, I have been sick all day, I slept, worked from home for a minute, went back to sleep and woke up in enough time to catch it at 3pm.
Well, Well, Well. I need to find out more information about Divas Simply Singing event and The Diva Foundation founded by the all around diva herself, Sheryl Lee Ralph. This is the first time that I have ever heard of this event, and what a great way for me to do it. I have a great suggestion for the organization and I wonder if I can get it to her. But for those who have not watched this show yet,Divas Simply Singing is an event that raises funding, provides testing, and information for AIDS/HIV testing.
And I get the whole entire scene with Lisa Raye crying when Sheryl talks about finding her blessing in her husband, Vicent. Sheryl said that people have to stop saying that there are no good men out there in the world and begin to understand that you just havent come across yours. And the whole” we can be Betty White” joke when Lisa Raye said that she isn’t getting any younger stung. This week of all weeks is NOT the week that I needed to watch this particular episode. I understand why Lisa cried, I wanted to cry too. I feel like every time I lift my head up I am hearing another guy tell me that I am not what he is looking for. I have heard every reason in the book. So Lisa Raye, honey, when you want to cry again…call me and I’ll bring Ben & Jerry…lol. We’ll both find our guy one day while our ovaries are still functioning….at least mine.
Now, the two of them heading over to the Shawn MacKenzi Agency to see a matchmaker made me cry laughing. So, does Jasmine Diaz, the matchmaker, ask everyone the same questions, or was that asked just for the show? But, I must disagree with Lisa about money being the top of my list. But again, she and I are two different people, so I can’t judge it…. I just don’t agree or understand it. I agree whole heartedly, the size of the penis does not matter to me as long as you have enough not to pee on your nuts but enough to work it. Too much penis looks nice, but it hurts and is useless, so men need to get that out of their minds. Only loose women, women who started off with huge penises, and damaged women actually like the gigantic penises. And I know they will tell me otherwise, but I want what works for me…and huge doesn’t work for me. Wait… did Lisa just say that she wake Quincy up every day….naked? lmao! All that view wasted on a gay man. The world is so cruel…lol.
Now….WHAT the hell is Joe eXclusive?!!!! People actually let that man look like that? I mean, I am all for self-expression, but self-destruction… your friends need to produce an intervention!!!! This blonde hair and nails on this highway tar black man is not working for me. An amber brown is the lightest that he should EVER go. But who am I to judge…again…I just dont get it.
Okay, so….Lisa Raye is at Meso Solutions to get her cupping done. She has all of these cups on here and they suck the fat cells up to the surface to erase the cellulite dimples that appear. And she even got a butt lift, naturally with this suction action. Hmmm….let me google how much this technique actually costs…..brb. Boo, hiss. I was able to find spas who do it, but no price was included. Moving on.
I loved how Lisa Raye helped to raise money for The Diva Foundation. It was hilarious to watch her make people give money into the hat, auction style. I saw B. Scott through the curtain, the guy who played John Coffee, and many more. It makes me wonder can regular people come to this event as well. Hmmmm… Is that Omarosa?
On to the date. WOW! Okay, so she is like me. I, too, hate roses. But can I get a guy who wants to send me a lilly…hell, a flower period. J. Alexander Martin, the owner of FUBU is Lisa Raye’s blind date. And he has never been married, and doesn’t have any children running around and he is sitting there waiting for Lisa Raye. HOLD THE HORSES! J. Alexander said that he loves Lisa Raye because she is a sign of the women from his generation; she is ghetto and bourgsie (sp). But for Lisa said that it is easier for men to eat sushi because they eat pussy all the time….smdh. I swear, why can she get away with saying stuff like that? And J.Alexander is the perfect gentleman from what I saw. I wish that there were more guys like him floating around in my area. And if there are….where can I find them? *Sigh* See, this show hit too close to home this week. LAWD!!! Give me something that I can judge and criticize…lol. I have more fun judging….lol.
Okay, this was a great episode, something that I needed to see. But it does remind me of What Chili Wants….lol
Okay, so…. is it normal for two episodes to come back to back or is it just because it is the season premiere? Either way, I am enjoying watching
Take 2….Literally!
Okay. I am understanding the interview portion with Jackie Reid.
Quincy’s face is hilarious when she said “homo” bag…lol. Okay, now when Lisa Raye must have the STRONGEST ankles in the world for her to double dutch in 4 inch heels!!! lol. Patrick ( the housekeeper) cracked me up jumping rope. But hell… she did it!!!! Let my ass try that shit. All kinds of joints would be broken and fractured.
Okay, she said that she needs to put on her work wig? Umm… have we seen Lisa Raye’s real hair? And by real I mean not purchased, borrowed with a follicle origination from her scalp. I mean, she is beautiful either way, in my eyes, but……what does she look like unaltered?! I digress.
I am really, really loving her wanting to take on action. Now, I must be honest… I am going to need to see her not playing a damsel in distress. LLS!!!! Her with this huge ass wig on is killing me!!!!!! It is so funny!!! I didnt know that she was this corny yet comical! She is hilarious!!! hahahahah I love it! Her combat training was fun to watch. I really do hope that she sticks with it.
LMAO!!! Quincy said that he was forced to be there. LMAO!!! As soon as Lisa found out that the BBs could hit her in the face she about changed her damn mind. lol. She said ” Now look, I work with my face.” Well, this is what you decided to do to train. Angelina wouldnt care. She would have hopped right in and kept it moving. Sooooooo get to it , woman! Leh Go! Hell… I want to go to CQB‘s training facility!!! They are making this look so fun!!!
hahahah Lisa said that Tom fell like baby Huey!! hahahahahah They didnt cover a “man down” situation..lol. HILARIOUS!!!
ANOTHER JEAN LINE?!
Dear Celebrity, can you please market other items that we, as a community, need? Just asking.
Okay, I understand that she needs a line for people with booties. And as a chronic sufferer and the CEO of Donk Deficiency Anonymous, I do not feel her pain. BUT, I do know that there is a market for people who need jeans to fit. So, I am not knocking your hustle…. just saying that we have seen this hustle remixed more times than Diddy appears on his artists’ tracks.
Yes, I am laughing, just a little at the flat assed girl on the front row. I’m not pointing her out… just know that when you see it, or if you saw it… you will know. LMAO!!! I love the White girl with the ass. hahahah Lisa Raye had to ask her if she was white…hahaha. Priceless! Wait, did this girl just do a toe-touch after her number was called? smdh. Man, I am really hating that this white girl has more ass than I do. lol.
Next Week: Umm… the whole date situation and her commentary. SMDH. I’ll save my thoughts for next week!
Episode 1: My Intro to Lisa Raye
Season 2-
~*2Deep*~ Uncensored! 