L.A. Basketball Wives S2:E5~ Another Damn Wedding?!

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 2

Season 1 Recap: Finale aka Everybody Hates Jackie

Episode 1: Jackie aka Victim

Episode 2: Delusions of Grandeur 

Episode 3:

Episode 4:

Episode 5: Another Damn Wedding?!

Okay, So I have been gone for such a long time. I know, I know, I know… but my money came before this blog. I am blogging tonight. I think I have missed 2 episodes. I will let you know. Lol

Let’s Go!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

Hold up… did Jackie and her dramatic ass pack tennis shoes? Really, Senior Citizen? I would have whooped your ass just because you pulled a stunt like that. They shouldn’t have given me that preview.

Draya and Malaysia go out to lunch together and this is supposed to be about Brooke and Bambi. It is official; Draya is not coming to the wedding. I like the point that Draya is making about Jackie making a mockery of the gays. Jackie is getting married in front of the Gays who cannot get married to one another; great logical point. However, I do think that some gays don’t mind and are not that nitpicky.

L.A. Basketball Wives S2:E1~ Delusions of Grandeur

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 2

Season 1 Recap: Finale aka Everybody Hates Jackie

Episode 1: Jackie aka Victim

Episode 2: Delusions of Grandeur 

I need therapy just trying to figure out where Jackie’s delusions come from. But I guess I will watch this episode.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

Is it just me or does Brooke not photograph well in the face? I have yet to see a pic where her face trumps her ass. I keep singing Nelly’s “it must be your ass cause it aint your face” every time I see her. I’m not hating, her body is BANGING an beautiful… and when she is sitting down and talking, her eyebrows don’t bother me as much as I thought they would…. it is just when she photographs.

I love how honest Gloria is being towards Jackie. Sad thing is, Jackie is not taking any of this in. I wish there was commentary bubbles to Jackie’s inner monologue like the first season of Girlfriends. And Laura’s face when she said ” Well, you can’t come here to lie” is hilarious! And, yes, Jackie is fucking up this apology. Just keep it short.  BWHAHAHAAHH! Laura said “don’t come in here with some shit that you wrote it out, thought about, went to Google and looked up ‘how do you apologize’”….lls! And the way that Gloria put Jackie out of the party is CLASSIC! When Jackie walked out Gloria  said “now lock the door”.

Brooke is dating Vernon Maclin, and she looks like a hobbit walking next to his tall ass. Lol. And she says that they have only been dating for about a few months. I think she said that they met 7 months ago. She said that she loves that he is not around 24/7 because it keeps the excitement going and helps her build the excitement of seeing him. They appear to make a cute couple.

L.A. Basketball Wives S2:E1~ Jackie aka Victim

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 2

Season 1 Recap: Finale aka Everybody Hates Jackie

Episode 1: Jackie aka Victim

So THEY ARE BACK!!!! I love it!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

Okay, am I the only one who saw Laura’s outfit in the intro? It looked hot but at the same time it looks photo shopped! Lol.

Now, what does Doug have on in the kitchen/ Those stripped pants match in color but they don’t go with that shirt. Lol. I am glad that Doug is able to help Jackie stay calm. I am glad that their daughter is taking the road to being on her own. She can get away from Jackie’s control.

Laura met up with Gloria for lunch. So apparently she is back in the L.A. area for the summer. Apparently her Orlando move has worked out and her relationship with her boo is working well.  Gloria and Matt were apart for 8 months and now they are back together and supposedly stronger. And Gloria says that she wants to do a cookbook and she is inviting everyone over, except Jackie, to try out the dishes that she is considering. 

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Finale aka Everybody Hates Jackie

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Episode 5: Word of Mouth

Episode 6: Internet has it….

Episode 7: Someone Say Draya?

Episode 8: Buy My Bull-ish

Episode 9:I Hate Gloria’s Brother, too

Episode 10: Jackie in the Middle

Episode 11: Scratch a Lie…..

Episode 12: Finale aka Everybody Hates Jackie

So this is what we waited all season for?

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

Laura,Malaysiaand Imani are hanging out and they all look so relaxed. I hate females that caused so much drama.Malaysiagot tricked to pick up the phone when Jackie called. She said that Jackie wanted to meet with all of the girls to apologize. Bwhahahahaahah Laura said Jackie is an old dog, barking low, walking with a gimpy le and a limp with the funnel collar. Lol.

So Kimsha has been missing out of the picture the entire season because she was out-of-town. So she meets with Jackie and hears Jackie’s side of the mess. I love how the edit made it look like hours have gone by as Jackie is explaining to Kimsha. Lol. Kimsha said that she has no clue what Jackie said and she doesn’t want to hear any of it because they are grown women and they need to figure out how to behave. Kimsha said she doesn’t have time for the drama. And I still am a firm believer that Jackie needs medication,and I mean that with all jokes aside.

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Scratch a Lie

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Episode 5: Word of Mouth

Episode 6: Internet has it….

Episode 7: Someone Say Draya?

Episode 8: Buy My Bull-ish

Episode 9:I Hate Gloria’s Brother, too

Episode 10: Jackie in the Middle

Episode 11: Scratch a Lie…..

Episode 12: Finale aka Everybody Hates Jackie

You know how I had a bunch of stuff going on, so I am just now catching up… but at least I am catching up, right? I need to make this my full-time job. I would if I could get paid to do this. Interested in hiring me? Just hit up my email at poetess_2deep@yahoo.com.

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Jackie in the Middle

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Episode 5: Word of Mouth

Episode 6: Internet has it….

Episode 7: Someone Say Draya?

Episode 8: Buy My Bull-ish

Episode 9:I Hate Gloria’s Brother, too

Episode 10: Jackie in the Middle

I cannot wait to see the shit hit the fan tonight!

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

Oh lord… I did not realize how much bigger Laura is over Gloria. Oh goodness… I know that Draya is a free spirit, but WHY must they always attack her as being the hoe? EWWWWWWW! Laura….please cover up! I can’t see your ass…. I almost threw up in my mouth.  

Noooooo. Imani is going to put all of Laura’s stuff out of her garage? Where is she sending it? To a storage unit? Why didn’t Laura have enough money to put it in storage, or be able to ask if she could put it in her sister’s or parent’s house? Wow!!!! I do, however think that it is childish to remove someone’s property without their knowledge. Again, these are some childish females. What, was she scared Laura would eat her if she called her over to come get her stuff?

So they have all this unsettled drama and they manage to make it to Hawaii. Wait, did the boyfriend and husband come?

L.A. Basketball Wives~ I Hate Gloria’s Brother, too

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Episode 5: Word of Mouth

Episode 6: Internet has it….

Episode 7: Someone Say Draya?

Episode 8: Buy My Bull-ish

Episode 9:I Hate Gloria’s Brother, too

High School is still in session

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

So they are recapping what we already saw last week?

The thing I hate is how Imani is quick to talk about people. Even if Laura is speaking negatively about Imani, she has to be adult enough to talk about Laura…TO…Laura. Gloria walks up and Jackie reveals that they are talking about Laura atMalaysia’s jewelry release party. Laura didn’t feed into it. At least someone is mature about it.

I have seen more men on theL.A.season than I have in the entire Miami seasons put together. And I love how Matt and Gloria has known each other since Gloria was 12 years old. And then she made him wait for the sex. Lol. She says that her making him wait turned him on. Lol.

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Buy My Bull-ish

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Episode 5: Word of Mouth

Episode 6: Internet has it….

Episode 7: Someone Say Draya?

Episode 8: Buy My Bull-ish

I am sitting here ready for this episode to begin! Jackie and Laura have beef.

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

Is it just me, or does Laura look like she is walking around a dick? But I cant help but crack up laughing at the fake ass wave and “hey girl” hug she have Laura. Wait, did Gloria’s brother just say that Jackie looked pregnant?

Can someone PLEASE find appropriate times to confront a person in an adult-like manner? I have never seen so much drama handled inappropriately in my life.

Draya is starting a bikini line? Niiiiiiice. I hope that Jackie isn’t helping with the fabrics for this line. Are Jackie’s boobs real? I ask because she is busty but these breasts are saluting in this top when she is in the fabric store. I love how Draya wants to have a Brazilian bikini line.

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Someone Say Draya?

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Episode 5: Word of Mouth

Episode 6: Internet has it….

Episode 7: Someone Say Draya?

I am already over this episode and it hasn’t even begun yet. I just know that it is just more Draya drama.

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

Jackie, Gloria, and Laura are heading out to eat the day after the attack on Draya. Why is Draya still on the tips of their tongues? Hell, treat it like penis, suck it and keep it moving.

Malaysia and Imani meet to talk about Draya as well. Damn, do you females NOT even have a better topic? But why is Imani trying to cut out the connection that Draya was trying to have with Malaysia? Oh lord. Females, grow up! I swear I forget that these females have millions of dollars and the free time and resources to do things that most people could only dream of, but they act like they just stepped off the city bus. Shame.

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Internet Has it….

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Episode 5: Word of Mouth

Episode 6: Internet has it….

Okay, so last night I wasn’t feeling well so this got skipped all together. BUT I did have a chance to sit down with my diva Kyla and we discussed out points on this whole episode. I am in NO WAY condoning child endangerment or those who commit such a crime, but I am against saying people are guilty until you can, without a shadow of a doubt, prove them guilty. The internet is not a source of information. Unless you flew to Wyomissing,PA and asked for a hard copy of the document for yourself, all of this internet “proof” is simply hearsay.

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

So the points that we came up with were: