Tia &Tamera ~ Life w/o Directions

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Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

Episode 4: It Had to be Said

Episode 5: Breech of Plans

Episode 6: Embracing Womanhood

Episode 7: Life w/o Directions

I look forward to this show every week. it is nice clean fun, but real!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

 I simply love Jordyn. I can’t say that enough.

Mike, Tamera’s trainer…..he can GET IT in a gym, on a bench while bench pressing me into bliss! THANK YOU LAWD!!! One thing, ummm… Tamera, boo you look okay. Can I get to your level? But I understand that it is all about self perception, and it isn’t about looks either.

Speaking of their mother, where are their parents? We have seen every guest appearance known to man, but where are their parents?  But I am so glad that Tamera is there to help Tia for this entire week before the baby comes.  Ummm…. Did Tia just ask Tamera to test out the breast pump for her? LLS!!!! Watching her trying to put this thing together is HILARIOUS!!!

THEY ARE ARMY BRATS LIKE ME!!!!!!! And Tamera has been invited to an event hosted by Michelle Obama. Niiiiiice.

Access Hollywood called Tamera’s agent and said that they are wanting her to be a guest-host. Niiice. I would love to take that! Boo, take it !!!!

Joining Forces is Michelle Obama’s event, or at least an event that she is apart of. I have GOT to Google search this organization. WOW!!! Mrs. Michelle looks sooooooo gorgeous! I need to hit the gym. My first lady makes me want to hit the gym to keep up. She is the FIRST First Lady who has that effect on me. I never have looked at my First Ladies before. And now I want to check out Joining Forces to see how I can help out.

Tia & Tamera ~ Embracing Womanhood

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Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

Episode 4: It Had to be Said

Episode 5: Breech of Plans

Episode 6: Embracing Womanhood

In Short, I love this show. And I heard that they have a second season…I’m cised!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

So, I find it hilarious how Tamera keeps checking out Tia’s boobs…lol.

Good advice. Tamera tells Tia that she shouldn’t lose herself in her marriage. But I didn’t know that Tamera stopped acting because of her relationship with Adam. But, I feel Tamera’s side of the story as well. They are both making great points. I think Tamera should do what is good for her, while acting WHEN she wants and loving Adam at the same time.

I simply love Tia’s agent/manager… forgot who she was. Lol. She cracks me up. Ummm… Tia’s c-section is 2 weeks away and her baby’s room is so empty that it is a shame.

Raphael, Tamera’s acting coach…. I’ve seen him before but I don’t know where. But I LOVE the advice that he is giving her as well. I want him as my acting coach. I need him! I LOVE TAMERA and all of her therapy sessions…lol.

Tia & Tamera ~ Breech of Plans

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Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

Episode 4: It Had to be Said

Episode 5: Breech of Plans

Everything looks like it will be very calm this episode. But I did miss them.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

I missed them last week. I mean, I know it was a holiday, but how dare they take a week off from their life….lol.

So, Tia’s baby is still breech and she hasn’t decided if she wants to have a c-section or not. Wow… there is a procedure where you can manually turn the baby around. It sounds very painful. I’m getting stressed just watching Tia have this baby. I know everything turned out well… but still.

Francisco is handsome!!!!! I need to become friends with Adam so he can introduce me to Francisco. Lol. So Francisco is renting Adam’s old condo while Adam moves into Tamera’s condo. So the only other person that Tamera has lived with is Tia. Especially since they decided not to move in with one another until they got married.

Bwhahahaha Tia said she dropped the soap in the shower and she stopped washing because she couldn’t pick it up. Lol. I LOVE TAMERA!!!! The way she described how she would do the M.C. job for Tia’s baby shower almost made me wet myself.

Tia & Tamera ~ It Had to be Said

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Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

Episode 4: It Had to be Said

I’m on a roll!!! This is my second of five blogs tonight. 3 more to go. Check out Basketball Wives of L.A.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

I love that Tia is keeping a video journal for her pregnancy. She said she cant shave her legs…lol. COMEDY!!! What? You cant wax when you are pregnant.

I love how Tamera is Mrs. Housely.  Their wedding pics are sooooo romantic. And then they went to Greece for their honeymoon!!!! I simply LOVE Adam and Tamera as a couple. I love Andrea as well. She is a great best friend.

HOSEA!!!!! He is like my piece of candy every episode that he shows up! Lol. SEXY! I love how he is honest but in a loving way. He keeps it real without being hurtful. I love their friendship. They are soooooooo comical together. Hahahahahahahaha. WOW!!!! Tia looks GIGANTIC this episode. Haven’t only two weeks passed since the wedding? How did she get that big in two weeks?

Hold the fuck up! Did Tia just say that she felt left out before the wedding? Boo… all of the chances that Tamera gave you to be there for her ( outside of you being in the hospital) and you were ALWAYS late getting there or said you weren’t going to go, and NOW you feel left out? If you don’t kiss my ass and compare the flavor to what just came out of your mouth!

WAIT! Did Tia just yawn and then complain about how hot it is while Tamera is trying to tell her about the honeymoon? She is so rude. I cant take it. I really cannot take it. But Tamera lying on Tia’s stomach was soooo cute. They should have taken that as a picture!!

Tia & Tamera ~ I DO!

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Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

I’m so excited about Tamera’s wedding that you would think I was in the wedding party.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

We get to see Tamera’s dress!!! Oh my word she looks beautiful!!!! I LOVE this dress! She makes the most amazing bride! I’m so happy for her!!!!

Tamera asked Tia if she could be in charge of the dress since she is driving to the wedding location instead of flying toNapa. Lol. Wow…what a ton of responsibility. Bwhahahaahah Them and her Pregnancy Brain and the wedding dress…lol.

Jordyn, Tia’s publicist, suggests that Cory and Tia have a “Babymoon” on the way up toNapa…lol. Wait, did Jordyn tell her to have sex from behind. Lol. This cracks me up!I LOVE Jordyn…lol. Can she be my publicist? I want her. Lol.

So Tia is in a store for pregnant lingerie…lol. I’ve seen it all. And then Tamera asks if pregnant women have sex….lol. I am dying laughing…lol. I get that Tia wants to do a Babymoon….but honey, why on Tamera’s wedding weekend. You act as if you cant have your Babymoon next weekend. Am I missing something? Because something is telling me that she got whatever it is that she for her wedding but now it just feels like Tamera is getting jipped. I just want to hug Tamera so much right now. I just want to scream!!!!! It’s bad to be upset with a pregnant woman, isn’t it?

Tia & Tamera ~ No Strippers!

Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

I know, I know…. I’m late. But I’m finally writing…lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

I love the pic of the two of them in the intro. They look so much like Taj, or Taj looked so much like them.

Oh snap! Tia was supposed to fly in to Atlanta for the Mo’Nique Show. I watched when that episode aired like MONTHS ago and wondered why she wasn’t in the studio with the rest of the crew. I love how the puzzle is now coming together…lol.

Wait…. Tamera is COMPLAINING that she weighs 130 pounds. Can I get UNDER 200…lol. I love the “shrinking twin and the blowing up twin. At least they can tell us apart now” comment…lol.

I LOVE how Tamera and Adam have chosen not to live together before marriage. I LOVE THEM!!!!!!! I love how he made her hold the sheets. Lol They are so beautiful together and they make me smile.

BWHAHAHAH!!! I love how Tia laughed when the RN asked her how her diet was…lol. She did NOT say that she hears angels when she either eats or sleeps. Lol. Tia has to decide if she is going to do a hospital birth or a midwife birth at home. Hmmm… I need chloroform, so put me in the hospital. Lol.  The sonograms of Tia’s little boy is sooooo amazing!

Tia & Tamera ~ Pandora’s Box

Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Just by looking at the intro to the season, they crack me up. Who knew that all of this was going on? Cant wait to watch.

So they go shopping onMelrose. I wish I could go shopping onMelrose. Tamera is getting married in a little while. She is going shopping for a dress for her bridal shower with Tia….they are comical to watch when they aren’t in “character”. Tamera’s engagement photos with her fiancé Adam have been leaked on the internet. Bloggers were saying that she is a white man’s whore, because her fiancé Adam is white. As a child of an interracial marriage…. Why do black people feel that we can claim her as just black? Why cant she just be a person who loves another person? Don’t let those haters slow you down, diva…. They are just bitter women sitting at home alone.

Tamera’s best friend, Andrea, is handling her bridal shower, even though Tia is the Maid of Honor. Tamera says that Tia hasn’t been focused on her Maid of Honor duties. Hold up… Tamera use to be a size six and now she is a size two? JEALOUS!!! WOW! Tia is chowing down!!!! And now Tamera is pulling up the issue of reciprocation about Tia’s supposed slacking on her Maid of Honor duties. OUCH!!!! I don’t like how Tia responded to Tamera on the : I learned I am a tad bit controlling” comment.  But I am not gonna feed my thoughts on the issue… I just didn’t like it.

Lisa Raye~ Nature vs Black Folks

Episode 1: My Intro to Lisa Raye

Episode 2: Take 2, Literally

Episode 3: What Chilli Wants?

Episode 4: Birth of a Runner

Episode 5: JemsLifeForASPS.org

Episode 6: ….Get Out the Kitchen

Episode 7 : When the Praise Go Up

Episode 8: Momeger

Okay, so Kai is turning 21 years old….and her mom is coming along? The devil is a lie!!!! lol. Please tell me I misheard the commercial…lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds

Lawd! The way that Kai came back at her mom…. I feel her and I agree with her. But my mama would have jumped across that bed and popped me in my face. lol.

But I want to know who the camera man was that had to film Lisa Raye taking her clothes off to get in the shower. I ask because that jewelry rack was perfectly placed in front of her. And it was priceless to see Kai turn the cold water off on Lisa Raye while she was in the shower….lol. Again… WHO is the camera man who gets to see Lisa Raye running butt naked with an ill-placed towel on to try and get Kai back? lmao!

LMAO!!! The friend that was suppose to know how to put the tent up and doesnt is enough to make me not g on the trip…lol. Quincy is cracking me up sitting on the sideline. Did Candy cut her hair? And I know that Lisa Raye is a white clothes wearing woman… but to go camping? WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! She puts liquor in her tea? I have some pomegranate tea in the cabinet and some vodka in the fridge…. this might be a great night. I’m gonna try it and let y’all know how it goes…lol.  And Kai cussing in the back after she got kicked out of L-Raye’s truck and into the other car made me bite my lip.

WAAAAIT… y’all saw Tom jammin?! What song was he jamming to?

LMAO! Did L-Raye say that she is not going to use the bathroom for 2 days? Okay, let’s see how long that lasts.  I mean $600 for camp food and supplies…. that is about 8 months worth of groceries for me…lol. I wonder what is wrong with Lisa Raye’s chest and why it is hurting her. See, that would have been my cue to tell them fuck all this camping stuff, wrap it up and get me to the nearest hospital. She looks like she is suffering. But I love how Tom has turned in to Negro M.D. Was it really liquor that caused her to get sick? Okay, I may not try this tea and liquor tonight if that can happen.

LMAO!!! Lisa Raye put tissue up her nostrils so she wouldnt smell the outdoor toilet…lmao! Hilarious! Damn, that is the largest tent that I have ever seen in my life. LMAO!!! And Lisa Raye peed in the bushes because she refused to use the outdoor toilet. hahahahaha! They wrapped this stuff up like they were on the Underground Railroad and they heard the dogs coming….lol.

I mean, I have NEVER been to Las Vegas, but at 21…. I swear y’all I would have done something too off the chain and wouldnt be here to write this blog…lol. Wait. Y.G? Young Gangsta? lmao!!!!! Dear Black Males, please oh please stop tatting your neck if you do NOT have at least a 2 million dollar trust fund. Wait… did Lisa Raye really check everyone’s I.D.? I mean, Kai is not turning 16.  Wait…. did someone call the stripper pole a “safety rail”. lmao! And Kai is chugging a bottle of Cristal? And whoooa!! Let me find out that Kai can dirty wind!!!!. Damn ! That WAS the Real World Las Vegas  suite.  I remember watching that season. So, L-Raye… I’m turning 31 this year….. you want to be my mama?

Ummmm can someone please tell me that Kai is NOT feeling Y.G. WAAAAAIT!! Lisa Raye got everyone shoes & purses as gifts for Kai’s birthday?

Oh snap! Is this an hour long episode/finale? I thought I was going to have time ti get back to The Neverending Story  on Retroplex….guess not.

Now, I am on Kai’s side about this. I think that Lisa Raye should have set the room up and then let the kids find it on their own. Hell, hire one of the camera men to take pictures of their entrance and then take still shots from the video. Then the next day….tell her she is there. But, at the same time… your mama could have chucked you the dueces after the party bus….lol. Be grateful!

LMAO! QUincy’s mohawk!!! I don’t remember his hair ever being that long. Is that weave?

I love the “Real McCoy” floating music during Rick Thomas’ Vegas magic show. Didnt it look like Rick Thomas choked the shit out of that dove and then he pulled it apart into 2 doves? And maybe this is me. If Lisa Raye knew that she only had 2 minutes to get backstage and change….why didn’t she put on a white sundress to make it easier on herself? Just asking. Maybe the weather didnt call for it. But……WOW!!!! The way that L-Raye disappeared!!! Fabulous! hahaah Kai called her a show girl…lol.

I called it! I knew that Quincy was leaving as L-Raye’s personal Assistant. WOW!!! Quincy is 43? Says who? I need to see his I.D. because I wouldnt put him a day past 32.  But at least he spoke his mind and knew that it was time to move on. I applaud him.

This was a great season…. I wonder if there will be another season. But this one was a great one, in my opinion.

 

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~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

 

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Lisa Raye~ Momeger?

Episode 1: My Intro to Lisa Raye

Episode 2: Take 2, Literally

Episode 3: What Chilli Wants?

Episode 4: Birth of a Runner

Episode 5: JemsLifeForASPS.org

Episode 6: ….Get Out the Kitchen

Episode 7 : When the Praise Go Up

See, I am getting better… sitting here two-strand twisting my hair, but this post will go up on time if it kills me! So, What is Lisa Raye up to this week?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds

Okay, Lisa Raye said that “celebrity” is overrated. She also said that they have the same problems as the normal person. Ummmm… I don’t know what it feels like to go purchase a pair of Louboutin shoes and to have my black card declined. Hell, I wouldn’t even get cleared for a black card yet alone to be bold enough to try to purchase some Louboutin.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The comedian that sang to a vagina cracked me up!

Ummmm wait, did Lisa Raye just say that she cant do jury duty? Umm… excuse me, but regular people have to do jury duty.  And pardon me, but I think that this outfit that Lisa Raye has on when Kai says that she is thinking of getting a breast reduction is the same one she had on when she was double-dutching in stilettos 4 episodes ago. If it is, then they need to do better editing. If not, then celebrities do repeat outfits….lol

WOWZERS!!! The camera men were allowed to be in the bathroom when she lifted her bra to let her mother feel how heavy her breasts were. But damn… I know exactly how Kai feels. I want a breast reduction too. Lose weight first, then breast reduction….okay back to Kai…lol Wait! They said that they still have scars?!!! Ummm…second thought. But that is a cute bra that she is wearing though.

I personally think that Kai is beautiful the way that she is…. But I understand that it is all about what makes YOU feel better about yourself. Okay, soooo can I be a model with L.A. Models ? I mean, I am just asking because they are taking Kai as a plus size model.

Okay, Joe eXclusive is back? He scares me.  Is that CHIN!!! Oh, my bad, Natalie Nunn…lol. Wait, and Tanisha… is this a Bad Girl’s Club reunion or something? Is Fresh Pain a club? Or what? Well, whatever it is…. It is janky!I mean the set up was crowded where the models came from and I was not impressed. But… it is what it is.

Oh snap! I thought that Lisa Raye was going to all Caesar, the Dog Whisperer, but noooo she calls Patrice Ryan, the pet psychic. LMAO!! Lisa Raye said, “Damn, who knew that Diamond has so much to day”….lmao!

That’s it?! *sigh*

Next week: Ummm black folks in the woods?!!!! This has comedy written all over it. And I think thatQuincyis going to stop being Lisa Raye’s personal assistant. Sad!

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

 

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Lisa Raye~ When Praises Go up….

Episode 1: My Intro to Lisa Raye

Episode 2: Take 2, Literally

Episode 3: What Chilli Wants?

Episode 4: Birth of a Runner

Episode 5: JemsLifeForASPS.org

Episode 6: ….Get Out the Kitchen

I am ready to see Lisa Raye’s journey…..

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds

WOW!!! Like listening to Lisa Raye tell the story about how these preachers tried to scam her dad via religion! I get so pissed when humans try to tell you the will of God and proclaim that they can do it. Soooooo what kind of tutelage does Luther McKinistry give?

Lol. Okay, I bout choked when I heard Lisa Raye say dang instead of Damn. But I do understand what she means when she says that she wants to hear a Bible story that speaks to her. I think that I can go several months at church without hearing anything from the Bible that speaks to me… but then there are moments when they do and I can’t explain it. And yes, I understand Lisa Raye because I too want to know the Rules of Christianity.

OUCH!!! Lisa Raye didn’t get any alimony?  Ummmm….. I can’t even comprehend one hundred MILLION dollars. As the premiere of Turks and Caicos, how do you go through a hundred MILLION dollars? Dear LAWD if you ever give me ONE million…. I will hold on to it until my great, great, great, great grandchildren die!

I might need to go to the Woman Thou Art Loosed conference one day, cause LAWD knows I am tied up! First Lady Serita Jakes doesn’t age a BIT! That woman is beautiful to me.  LMAO!!!! I love how Candid Lisa Raye is being with them. LMAO~~> First Lady said that Lisa Raye is going to have to put a cap on it when it comes to sex.  Ummm… where can I purchase this “cap” because I’m trying to behave too, but I feel you Lisa Raye!

Okay, I have to admit….. I am JUST NOW learning that his name is Thomas Dexter Jakes….lol. I knew T.D. wasn’t his name but I took it how I was given it…lol. Bishop does the scripture about Paul on the road toDamascus. He said that we find too much time deliberating over what God plans for us. I almost cussed!!!! I needed to hear this sermon.

Soooooo how much do I have to pay to get a one-on-one sit down with Bishop Jakes? I’m willing toget a second job to raise the funds if you will let me know how much his time costs. I know everyone wants to have a moment of his time…. So I’ll wait.

I LOVE how Bishop said that I am ALLOWED to ask questions until I got answers. “People can take your stuff, but they cannot take what made that stuff” Hmmmmmmmmm. ”When God says wait…. It means wait. In the Greek, in the Hebrew, in the Now”. Mmmmmm. I swear…this right here touched MY soul. WOW!!!!

Okay… this episode was WORTH watching. I don’t think that Lisa Raye can understand that she has blessed SO MANY PEOPLE by filming this episode. Mmmmmm… I’m Loosed too.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

 

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~