~*2Deep*~

Let’s Stay Together: Ex-Rated Issues

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 11 January 2012 at 12:00 am

Episode 1: Beginning

Episode 2: Ex-Rated Issues

I am not looking forward to this second episode, but okay.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #BoredomInMotion

 So it starts off in the GOT DAYUM BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Charles is in bed watching porno!! And then in comes Stacy. Charles leaves to go get something and Stacy uses that as an excuse to use his laptop and she finds his porn. Oh lawd!

Kita is in the club in this huge shirt with her purse on her lap. Goodness. Lol. I find this hilarious. And in walks Troy. And Tasha seemed too dayum happy to see him.

Umm, can someone tell me how in the HELL could a black woman just bold and blatantly talk on the phone with her ex in front of her husband, and then tell the ex that you will meet for drinks the next day!? So Jamal got all in his manhood and so he takes his son (probably the only baby they could afford at one time) and walks out of the house.

Stacy comes over to discuss how she found porn on Charles’ computer. This slow down version of Tasha reenacting her sex acts with Stacy. Lord. Semi-funny.

So Jamal ends up over Charles’ house. And he talks about the Troy issue. I love how they putt the baby on the floor and not in the chair next to him. Lol. I love how they are making sure we see the kids this season. But could someone please tell me where these light bright ass kid came from? Lol.

Now Stacy comes home and confronts Charles about watching porn. Lol. He asks her what she thinks. So she goes and gets a porno for them to watch together.

Stacy is pointing out everything that is wrong with this porno. She is pinpointing the lighting problems, the mole on her butt, and the bad acting. And then Charles suggests, and then dares, Stacy to make a sex tape. And then Charles talks about manscaping ( so he can look bigger on the camera) lol. Okay, that got a genuine laugh from me.

What the HELL is going on with Kim’s hair. This fuzzy stuff. And Kandi (RHWOA) came on looking all nerdy. Lol. I find this hilarious. Lol. And she works at the DMV. Also, watching this party is the main reason why I could NEVER live in an efficiency. And the way that Kim is hitting on this teen is ridiculous. So Kita applied to be on a reality TV show. Wow!

Damn.Troylooks sexy as hell in this all black. And Charles is there to spy on Tasha for Jamal. And then Troy invites Tasha to his place to hook up his computer…and Charles is not having it. Lol.

Lawdy! Stacy looks so hot! Remember, she used to be a Pussycat Doll. And can someone tell me why guys want to do push ups moments before they take their shirts off? I have never gotten that. And then Charles kisses his arm muscles as he looks into the camera. Lol.

Tasha comes home and tells Jamal what happened. Jamal says that Troy is trying to sleep with her. She says that he better trust her.

Stacy and Charles review their sex tape and they are not happy with it. Stacy does what every insecure woman does, asks a man why he watches porn. Lol. Girl, you better let your man have his moment. But I love how he broke it down in the “me time” and “we time” terms.  That was the best moment of the past 110 wasted minutes of my life.

So I take it that this reality show is the perfect reason for Kita to take her pregancy leave. lol.  Ummm… okay.

Sincerely,

~*2Deep*~

But they get married.

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