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Tia & Tamera ~ Embracing Womanhood

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 19 September 2011 at 10:02 pm

Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

Episode 4: It Had to be Said

Episode 5: Breech of Plans

Episode 6: Embracing Womanhood

In Short, I love this show. And I heard that they have a second season…I’m cised!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

So, I find it hilarious how Tamera keeps checking out Tia’s boobs…lol.

Good advice. Tamera tells Tia that she shouldn’t lose herself in her marriage. But I didn’t know that Tamera stopped acting because of her relationship with Adam. But, I feel Tamera’s side of the story as well. They are both making great points. I think Tamera should do what is good for her, while acting WHEN she wants and loving Adam at the same time.

I simply love Tia’s agent/manager… forgot who she was. Lol. She cracks me up. Ummm… Tia’s c-section is 2 weeks away and her baby’s room is so empty that it is a shame.

Raphael, Tamera’s acting coach…. I’ve seen him before but I don’t know where. But I LOVE the advice that he is giving her as well. I want him as my acting coach. I need him! I LOVE TAMERA and all of her therapy sessions…lol. Read the rest of this entry »

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Not Good Enough

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 19 September 2011 at 9:01 pm

 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

Episode 4: Not Good Enough

Hold up! Did the preview of the show have Suzie in it? Also, why must you show me the whole damn episode RIGHT before it comes on? Let me watch the show, please!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

So Jackie and Laura are meeting up for drinking. Okay, didn’t Laura just say that she’s known Jackie for a LONG time….and then Jackie reveals that she has been married 3 times before? How close are you if you do not know that your girl was married 3 times before. And Jackie was married to a white boy? How did they put up with Jackie. HOLD THE HELL UP!!! Did Jackie just lie and tell Laura that she looks better than all of them? O_0.You need friends that are NOT going to lie to your face.

 

Okay, soMalaysiagoes with Imani to go get gelatos. Now, Imani judges whatMalaysiahas on. Trick, you don’t know where she came from before she met you and where she is headed after she leaves you that requires her to dress the way that she is. It’s a cute outfit, stop hating. But I am glad that they got to get to know one another better. See what happens when you stop judging.

 

WOW!!! I LOVE Doug Jr.’s hair! I am so jealous! I think that it is awesome that they are going to Skype in Jackie’s mother to the wedding. Read the rest of this entry »

Drop Dead Diva S:3~ Damsel in Distress

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 18 September 2011 at 10:53 pm

Episode 1: Amended Circumstances

Episode 2: False Alarm

Episode 3: Dream Big

Episode 4: The Wedding

Episode 5: No H8

Episode 6: Closure

Episode 7: Honor Thy Mother…Until

Episode 8: He said, She said

Episode 9: For the Love of Love

Episode 10: Foundation of Truth

Episode 11:  Keeping Secrets

Episode 12: Damsel in Distress

I am excited just at the fact that I was able to watch an episode this evening. I wasnt the only one who noticed that they went two weeks without an episode, right……or was I misisng something?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #DropDeadDiva

So, in walks Jacob Campbell (the dude from Blind Side) to explain how his fiancée was in the hospital after she was pushed and trampled on the floor at the Bridal-palooza. Conrad Bridal is even taking their slanderous way to the news. Sick! But Jane takes on the case.

So a PR rep shows up on behalf of Conrad Bridal. They present the video of evidence of how Jacob’s fiancée got shoved to the ground. Wait, did Conrad’s rep just offer them five thousand dollars and a free wedding dress? Oh I almost cussed.

I think that Kim is gonna flip about Parker’s ex ( Brandy) being a temp at the agency. *Sigh* Honey, if you cant trust him… leave him.

Awww… Jane’s judge boyfriend shows up to preside over her case and then removes himself as not to seem biased, based on his relationship with her. She makes him answer, under oath, that the relationship is going well. Lol. Jacob tells Jane to “ go on with your bad self”. lol COMEDY! Read the rest of this entry »

Ultimate Merger S:2~ Blast from the Past

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 15 September 2011 at 10:04 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Episode 4: Runway or Run Away

Episode 5: White A”Lie”ance

Episode 6: Keep Up With the Joneses

Episode 7: Blast from the Past

Last week was intense….but hilarious at the same time. This week they are in St. Maarten and I can’t wait to see who comes back. Something tells me that King comes back.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

I didn’t know that Jason sounded so country until he arrived in St. Maarten. Lol. I just think that Cedric’s country trumps Jason’s. I think that Frank seems to be the only one behaving like he knows how to act.

Bwhahaha. They get in the pool and Jason says, “I hate to see y’all leave, but y’all gots to motherfucking go.” Lol. Classic. Yuck! Frank smokes a cigar? Damn, he just lost some stock.

Awww… Frank said that he thinks that Toccara gets more beautiful every time he sees her. Yup… he’s feeling her.

Oh lord. These guys are faking injuries so that they can get a kiss on their “boo-boo” from Toccara. Hilarious! Oh lord, Cedric lifted Toccara up in the pool and carried her away and poor Jason is trying so hard to steal her attention back.  Jason and Frank are joking on Cedric’s age so hard that I cant stop laughing. Read the rest of this entry »

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Hypocrites & Strippers

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 15 September 2011 at 8:19 pm

 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

Episode 2: Big Girl Panties

Episode 3: Hypocrites & Strippers

I was sick on Monday night, so this is waaaaaay late. But better late than never, right?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

Oh Lord, are they still on the idea of Draya being dangerous? *Sigh*

Jackie is planning her 16th wedding. I get it. But when do you get to be a newly wed? I would do it every OTHER year, but every year? I would be so damn tired of weddings, and I am a female! So now she wants to get married in Las Vegas. Wait, did she just ask if the wedding planners have ever had “midget” exotic dancers? First off….they’re called Little People. And Wade/Wayne, the planner that came in and popped bottles for a consultation. Ummmm….Moet for a consultation? If you like it, then I love it. But can someone tell me why she switched up from the midget strippers to a wedding in an airport just because Wade came in.

Did she say that this wedding has to happen in 3 weeks?

Jackie,Malaysia, and Laura go walking in the park and they make Draya the center of their conversation. Can someone please tell me who made Jackie queen? I’m confused. Jackie doesn’t like Draya, but she will test her at the bachelorette party and If she behaves she can come to the wedding. *Sigh*. Read the rest of this entry »

You Killed Chivalry, You Bastard! Pt1

In XX Edition: About the Girls on 14 September 2011 at 12:22 am

I don’t think that men actually get it. I mean, the fastest ways to piss me off is to not act your age and to stab Chivarly in the back in my presence. Yes, a tad bit dramatic… I get it, but I am fed up with it. Why couldn’t I have been born 50 years before my time. I would rather have fought Jim Crow than to squabble with Dumbasses. Trust me, this is not an exaggeration… white man…. call me nigger.  I honestly could take that over my own black supposed king calling me bitch.

Where is this stemming from, you ask? So there is this “guy”. I could say sooooooooooo much right now but I am choosing not to as not to set his whole entire village on fire. Fuck burning the bridge, I want to set his future grandkids on fire! He irks the shit out of me in ways that I didnt even know that I could be disturbed. I mean… I have had thoughts of fucking him up. I keep trying to give him a chance because I already know that I am crazy, but there is no helping this fucker in my presence.

So today, I woke up feeling horrible. I was supposed to spend the night at his house (TRUST ME THERE WAS NO SEX GOING ON UNLESS HE RAPED ME!). But, I knew that I would want to come home and get some rest after blogging about The Braxtons  and Sinbad so I called and asked if we could reschedule. I was respectable. But as the day went by I started to feel a little bit better…. took meds….and then said I could come over for a little bit but not stay the night. So we are kicking it….. Read the rest of this entry »

Tia & Tamera ~ Breech of Plans

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 12 September 2011 at 10:08 pm

Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

Episode 4: It Had to be Said

Episode 5: Breech of Plans

Everything looks like it will be very calm this episode. But I did miss them.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

I missed them last week. I mean, I know it was a holiday, but how dare they take a week off from their life….lol.

So, Tia’s baby is still breech and she hasn’t decided if she wants to have a c-section or not. Wow… there is a procedure where you can manually turn the baby around. It sounds very painful. I’m getting stressed just watching Tia have this baby. I know everything turned out well… but still.

Francisco is handsome!!!!! I need to become friends with Adam so he can introduce me to Francisco. Lol. So Francisco is renting Adam’s old condo while Adam moves into Tamera’s condo. So the only other person that Tamera has lived with is Tia. Especially since they decided not to move in with one another until they got married.

Bwhahahaha Tia said she dropped the soap in the shower and she stopped washing because she couldn’t pick it up. Lol. I LOVE TAMERA!!!! The way she described how she would do the M.C. job for Tia’s baby shower almost made me wet myself. Read the rest of this entry »

Ultimate Merger S:2~ Keeping Up With the Joneses

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 8 September 2011 at 10:11 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Episode 4: Runway or Run Away

Episode 5: White A”Lie”ance

Episode 6: Keep Up With the Joneses

If you watched last week’s episode (Episode 5) then you know what you are in store for this week. If you didnt, click the link above and catch up.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

Wait, in the intro, does Toccara pronounce the show as Altimate instead of Ultimate? Lordy!

WOW!!!! There was a warning message at the start of the show. It said:

 After last week’s inflammatory mediation of the white alliance, the producers and crew were forced to monitor the fallout closely.

The producers are better than me. I wouldn’t have put Chris and Nick in the same room as Kevin and Frank.

But I do love how Jason stepped up and tried to defuse the situation. And I understand how Frank feels, but everyone cant bring past experiences into a current altercation. Yes, they were wrong, but let them apologize and keep it moving. I think it is being blown out of proportion further than it should be. But I do think it was wrong. As a black female, I agree….it was wrong. These black people have to understand that these white people are not exposed to the same things that we have been exposed to. Sorry, yes….they get the ignorance card. Not all of them hate. Much like the ones who reach for our hair because they weren’t taught better these two were doing what was accustomed to them. This is a moment to TEACH them and to not to yell at them. This is a teaching moment. Because what these black guys do not understand is that they are scaring people away from a possible learning opportunity. TEACH THEM not yell at them from anger because of your past hurts. Read the rest of this entry »

T.O Show~ Circle of Friends

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews, Uncategorized on 5 September 2011 at 10:05 pm

 

Episode 1: ACL + Hope

Episode 2: Pee Jar, No Antibacterial

Episode 3: Circle of Friends

I was loving that they decided to run a new episode tonight, even though it is Labor Day. Great fun!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #T.OShow

Poor T.O is still in rehabilitation from his ACL surgery. I still cringe just watching him be in pain during his therapy sessions. I wouldn’t wish that kind of pain on my worst enemy. I am getting light-headed watching him walk…. Please don’t show the bandages. But I am glad that he can walk now. Congrats, T.O.! And is this hardheaded fool walking without his crutches when the doctor told him to use them.

Is her name BUKITA WILLIAMS!!!!! Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha I cant stop laughing. I just tinkled on myself. True shit… I think I peed on myself.. BUKITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahah! I cant stop, I have a weak bladder! Bwhahahahahahahahah.

Mo shows up in Miami at T.O’s house. Mo looks niiiiice. She is slimmer now. And her hair is looking fresh too.

Wait, why is Mo complaining about being at T.O’s? I cant get it. Why are you in a business where you have to hop up and help a client? I don’t get it. It is like this conversation just came out of no where from the commercial. Wait, did Bukita just tell her that she needs to fix whatever is wrong at home. Read the rest of this entry »

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ *Yawn*

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 5 September 2011 at 9:40 pm

 

Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

Episode: *Yawn*

*Sigh* Okay, I’ll write, I’ll write.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

Okay, so this is all about Carmelo? It is hard to watch when you already know what happened…. Lol.

Wait… there is a slot machine that will tell you where Carmelo will end up in the trade? COMICAL! But it is good to know that the families do not know what is going on with the trade.

Why is Gary Forbes phone number is inPo’s phone. Oh yeh, he was there when she ran down the street naked. Lol. Comedy! Especially since she is a lesbian. Lol. And she is blushing at Lala’s teasing her over Gary. Lol.

And why are they always picking on people and their relationships? Leave Dice alone. Lol.

And I have to sit down and listen to Po consider a sperm donor to possibly have a child with her girlfriend? SMDH. Lol. This is a sea of TMI. Read the rest of this entry »

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