LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Kelly’s Birthday

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

I am going to admit it now…. I watch the show because of Po & Kelly…lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

I don’t think that I ever expressed how much I hate it when shows tell me what is going to be on this episode. Recap last week’s and the shut the hell up and let me be surprised. That is what commercials are for. Why must you tell me before I watch it?

I love it when Lala is in her element. She will get to host the CCA’s red carpet event. Critic’s Choice Awards? This is my first time hearing of this.

I Love Lala’s Nina Assassin outfit. Lol. What is up with these names? Po & Dice? And then there was a dead bird in the yard? Ewwwwwww! How does a bird just drop dead near the front door? And then she cried off her fake eyelashes? Hahahaha.

So today is Kelly Rowland’s birthday, which means this was filmed on February 11^th. So Lala thinks that this is a perfect way to do everything that Kelly has never done before to celebrate her 30^th birthday. WOW! They decided to go to a gun range? See I cant go to a gun range, I might need to really kill someone and I don’t need evidence that I practice at a gun range. Yeh, I watched enough Investigative Crime TV to know you don’t leave a trail like that. Lol. TMI, right?

ALPHAS: Pair ‘a Dice

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Episode 1: Cause and Effect

Episode 2: Unpredictable Prediction

Episode 3: Rage!!!!

Episode 4: Rosetta

Episode 5: Love You to Death

Episode 6: Belonging

Episode 7: Skylar

Episode 8: Pair ‘a Dice

Third blog of five for tonight. Yup! I’m on a roll. check out Basketball Wives of L.A. and Tia & Tamera 

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,  #Alphas

Ummm… I just turned the channel…and if this doesn’t look like some Jonestown type –ish… I don’t know what is. So some preacher set fire to the church where they all were but a little boy named Jonas got out before it burned down. That’s right, Jonas, don’t drink the kool-aid.

 Rosen made Nina donate some stuff. Hmm? What kind of therapy is that? Is she a hoarder? Lol. Couldn’t she just push Dr. Rosen into thinking that she gave it away? Lol. Funny.

Cameron’s son is moving away with his ex-wife. He lost the custody battle because he had a few DUIs and he hasn’t attended any meetings.

I am smiling just watching Gary sit with this foot massager that Nina gave him.Garymakes me smile by just being in the room. Wait, Rachel needs someone to attend her sister’s engagement party with and she asks Nina to push someone. And yeh,Gary was the only person left…lol.

Tia & Tamera ~ It Had to be Said

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Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

Episode 4: It Had to be Said

I’m on a roll!!! This is my second of five blogs tonight. 3 more to go. Check out Basketball Wives of L.A.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

I love that Tia is keeping a video journal for her pregnancy. She said she cant shave her legs…lol. COMEDY!!! What? You cant wax when you are pregnant.

I love how Tamera is Mrs. Housely.  Their wedding pics are sooooo romantic. And then they went to Greece for their honeymoon!!!! I simply LOVE Adam and Tamera as a couple. I love Andrea as well. She is a great best friend.

HOSEA!!!!! He is like my piece of candy every episode that he shows up! Lol. SEXY! I love how he is honest but in a loving way. He keeps it real without being hurtful. I love their friendship. They are soooooooo comical together. Hahahahahahahaha. WOW!!!! Tia looks GIGANTIC this episode. Haven’t only two weeks passed since the wedding? How did she get that big in two weeks?

Hold the fuck up! Did Tia just say that she felt left out before the wedding? Boo… all of the chances that Tamera gave you to be there for her ( outside of you being in the hospital) and you were ALWAYS late getting there or said you weren’t going to go, and NOW you feel left out? If you don’t kiss my ass and compare the flavor to what just came out of your mouth!

WAIT! Did Tia just yawn and then complain about how hot it is while Tamera is trying to tell her about the honeymoon? She is so rude. I cant take it. I really cannot take it. But Tamera lying on Tia’s stomach was soooo cute. They should have taken that as a picture!!

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

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 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

So just in case you have been sleeping under a rock, Basketball Wives of L.A. comes on tonight. Meet GLORIA GOVAN, LAURA GOVAN, KIMSHA ARTEST, IMANI SHOWALTER, MALAYSIA PARGO, JACKIE CHRISTIE, & DRAYA MICHELE.  I dont think that you are ready.

Take 2 n 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

WOW! The intro hasn’t even gone full circle and I am already like ” niggas…again?”!

Wait, is Gloria not allowed to say L.A. Lakers? lol. And then she slipped in a side shot at The Original Basketball Jumpoffs. SMDH. You weren’t really talking all that when Royce had that boxing glove at your neck. lol.

Imani, I love her casual night on the town look…but Laura still looks like a trani. No offense to tranis… I wouldnt want to say that she looks like me either. Malaysia is a wife… THANK YOU LAWD!!! There is a real wife on here today. Wait… did Malaysia say that she has a jewelry line for children? lol. Comedy.  Can someone please tell Kimsha her real size? This shirt is cutting off the circulation in her nipples.  And then why must Kimsha not have class? I think that you can be real and still know what to say and how to say it. HILARIOUS how Malaysia clapped and dipped out… lol.