LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Bet That

 

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Episode 1: Bet That

I must be honest….. I don’t want to watch this show, but I want viewers to my blog, so why not blog about anther season of LaLa’s life? Now, don’t get me wrong, I love LaLa as an entertainment icon….I just don’t care that much about her personal life. And I dont mean that in a negative way. I mean that in a “You’re not a hoodrat who cusses people out for no reason and we damn sure wont see you fight a chicken head” kind of way. So, I mean in as a compliment. She doesnt have enough reality TV drama appeal. And that is good. that means that her life is real, and I dont think she puts on for the cameras, but that also makes for boring television in comparison to everything else.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

I got bored during the wedding season and I’m going by the ring on her finger that it was successful….lol. So I will try not to be as cynical during this season. No promises.

Lala’s son is soooo handsome. WOW! And their home is just as fabulous!

Kelly Rowland showed up…and I LOVE her new short haircut. My friend @jasonvsjdot would have a fit watching Kelly right now…lol He is obsessed with Kelly. I asked him who his ideal woman was and he said Kelly Rowland with a touch of Gabrielle Union…lol.

I am all of 3 minutes into this show and I have already tuned out. Sad. Did you see how I went on a Kelly Rowland rant? She should be on Basketball Wives. Smdh.

Aunt Po?  Ummm… yeh! Did she say that this was her Gaga hair?

ALPHAS: Skylar

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Episode 1: Cause and Effect

Episode 2: Unpredictable Prediction

Episode 3: Rage!!!!

Episode 4: Rosetta

Episode 5: Love You to Death

Episode 6: Belonging

Episode 7: Skylar

I’m on time!! I’m on time! Go me! go me!  

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,  #Alphas

WHOA!!!! Bill and his wife are having the “kids” conversation. Touchy, touchy! Okay….If Bill would be honest with his wife about his ability then she would understand.

Gary’s mom just lied to Dr. Rosen about him being sick with the flu. I know that she is upset about his late hours and whatnot…but to lie?

Dr. Rosen confronts Nina about her situation with Cameron. He wants it to stay neutral.

Skylar, an Alpha with the ability to create things that people have never seen before, has escaped the compound. Hmmm. She is a “catch & release” Alpha; they caught her, interviewed her and then released her back into the population. Rachel sees a link to sold Skylar specially manufactured parts and they go to him. Of course Nina steps in and “pushes” the guy to find out when was the last time he say Skylar.

Tia & Tamera ~ I DO!

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Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

I’m so excited about Tamera’s wedding that you would think I was in the wedding party.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

We get to see Tamera’s dress!!! Oh my word she looks beautiful!!!! I LOVE this dress! She makes the most amazing bride! I’m so happy for her!!!!

Tamera asked Tia if she could be in charge of the dress since she is driving to the wedding location instead of flying toNapa. Lol. Wow…what a ton of responsibility. Bwhahahaahah Them and her Pregnancy Brain and the wedding dress…lol.

Jordyn, Tia’s publicist, suggests that Cory and Tia have a “Babymoon” on the way up toNapa…lol. Wait, did Jordyn tell her to have sex from behind. Lol. This cracks me up!I LOVE Jordyn…lol. Can she be my publicist? I want her. Lol.

So Tia is in a store for pregnant lingerie…lol. I’ve seen it all. And then Tamera asks if pregnant women have sex….lol. I am dying laughing…lol. I get that Tia wants to do a Babymoon….but honey, why on Tamera’s wedding weekend. You act as if you cant have your Babymoon next weekend. Am I missing something? Because something is telling me that she got whatever it is that she for her wedding but now it just feels like Tamera is getting jipped. I just want to hug Tamera so much right now. I just want to scream!!!!! It’s bad to be upset with a pregnant woman, isn’t it?

Basketball Wives S:3~ Reunion pt2

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Episode 1: Jump-offs Return, Season 3

Episode 2: Telephone Game

Episode 3: And Fight

Episode 4: Surprise….MORE MESS!

Episode 5: Family Matters

Episode 6: Roaming around Rome

Episode 7: When in Rome…

Episode 8: WHOOP THAT TRICK!

Episode 9: You’re Still On That?

Episode 10: Finale…FINALLY!

Episode 11: Reunion Pt1

Episode 12: Reunion Pt2

Just when you thought you had enough……they came back with a part 2….lol

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballBenchBitches

Okay, you already know that you are in for another hour of coonstatically, coonerific entertainment! Don’t let those borrowed diamonds fool you.

Wait, did Meeka say that the show didn’t portray her in a positive image? And Tami said that if Meeka signs on for another season she wont sign on. And Tami got on Meeka’s tacky ass outfits!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH! Tami said the phrase “black ass” is apart of every black household! Ahahahahaahha. She said that her man is Haitian and black as a motherfucker. WOW!!! Tami said that Speedy Claxton lucked up and got traded to a team that won a championship. Tami said that no one knew who the fuck he was until she came on the show so he should pay Meeka a commission. Hahahahah I wish you could see this segment….lol. John said that Mayweather’s left isn’t as fast as the left that Tami popped Meeka in her face with.

I love how Suzie spoke up. The audience is ALWAYS trying to start stuff too….lol.

John asked Evelyn about her relationship with Ocho. Royce said that “it is what it is”. I don’t think Royce believes their relationship is real. I don’t want to see this fight between Evelyn and Ocho again…. I got heated the first time I saw her popping off because he had lunch with a female. She is still not making sense with her explanation even now.