Tia & Tamera ~ No Strippers!

Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

I know, I know…. I’m late. But I’m finally writing…lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

I love the pic of the two of them in the intro. They look so much like Taj, or Taj looked so much like them.

Oh snap! Tia was supposed to fly in to Atlanta for the Mo’Nique Show. I watched when that episode aired like MONTHS ago and wondered why she wasn’t in the studio with the rest of the crew. I love how the puzzle is now coming together…lol.

Wait…. Tamera is COMPLAINING that she weighs 130 pounds. Can I get UNDER 200…lol. I love the “shrinking twin and the blowing up twin. At least they can tell us apart now” comment…lol.

I LOVE how Tamera and Adam have chosen not to live together before marriage. I LOVE THEM!!!!!!! I love how he made her hold the sheets. Lol They are so beautiful together and they make me smile.

BWHAHAHAH!!! I love how Tia laughed when the RN asked her how her diet was…lol. She did NOT say that she hears angels when she either eats or sleeps. Lol. Tia has to decide if she is going to do a hospital birth or a midwife birth at home. Hmmm… I need chloroform, so put me in the hospital. Lol.  The sonograms of Tia’s little boy is sooooo amazing!

Ultimate Merger S:2~ Kiss & Tell

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Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Thursday I was chilling with my ONDJ divas, having a BLAST at Busboys and Poets, so I apologize for the last delivery. You would have been late with the post too if you were there with us. But any who!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

Hold up…. Did Toccara REALLY start this episode off with her being in the shower fully lathered up? *Sigh* See, I think this is where black reality shows start to head in the wrong direction. You don’t want a man to want and respect you, you want to trigger is lust factor and give some shock value to the viewers. Just sad! But I digress.

They are at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway and I am LOVING this outfit that Toccara has on. Yeh, she is representing for the smaller plus sized females. Wait…..are the guys really going to “drift” on the course? WTF!!!! But hold on even longer. She said people call it “fast and furious” but she is going to call it “black and fabulous”? Is that the best you could come up with? 0_o.

Chris, the CEO of U-drift.com doesn’t seem to convince these guys that Toccara is worth this challenge…lol “Blah, Blah, Blah Blah, you can die!” bwhahahaha. Bug-eyes (Elijah) said that he likes Toccara but he is not going to die for her…lol…

Cedric was the first to hit the course. He was looking nice. But nothing was as comical as Elijah because he didn’t know how to drive a stick shift! Lol. They said it looked like he was driving to church.  WOW!!! Jason (the model) won the competition. Sebastian was the first MVP and Nick was the second. I’m trying to figure out how you can have TWO MOST valuable players? Just saying.

 The Eiffel Tower Restaurant looks hot!!! I love the dress that Toccara has on, as well. I love how Nick ended up sitting next to Toccara and not Jason. Hmmm… Nick said that his last relationship was 2 years ago. Did Toccara say she could train Nick? Toccara said that she was disappointed with Sebastian because he was underdressed….especially since he is a model.  Lol. Jason cracks me up.

ALPHAS: Belonging

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Episode 1: Cause and Effect

Episode 2: Unpredictable Prediction

Episode 3: Rage!!!!

Episode 4: Rosetta

Episode 5: Love You to Death

Episode 6: Belonging

I know I am late in posting this…. but don’t kill me. I was too busy losing the B. Smith’s competition last Monday to find the time to write this. But I am back on track with this moving forward.  

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,  #Alphas

Okay, who are these two girls speaking of organic chemistry when they are randomly abducted my masked men? Creepy! Note to self: don’t talk about organic chemistry, late at night, while walking to my car with a friend, down an alley in New York. Lol.

Ummmm… so I am guessing, and this is just a hunch, that this video that Bill keeps playing over, and over, again  is the reason why he is on suspension from the FBI. The video shows where he walks into a room, and with one slight push (with the force of his Alpha power), slams this guy and his head into a wall. OUCH! The first thing that comes to mind is, is the dude he pushed still alive?

Okay….and I notice I have a habit of saying okay. But….edit me senseless! When Bill’s wife cam downstairs, didn’t he close the laptop?