Tia & Tamera ~ Pandora’s Box

Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Just by looking at the intro to the season, they crack me up. Who knew that all of this was going on? Cant wait to watch.

So they go shopping onMelrose. I wish I could go shopping onMelrose. Tamera is getting married in a little while. She is going shopping for a dress for her bridal shower with Tia….they are comical to watch when they aren’t in “character”. Tamera’s engagement photos with her fiancé Adam have been leaked on the internet. Bloggers were saying that she is a white man’s whore, because her fiancé Adam is white. As a child of an interracial marriage…. Why do black people feel that we can claim her as just black? Why cant she just be a person who loves another person? Don’t let those haters slow you down, diva…. They are just bitter women sitting at home alone.

Tamera’s best friend, Andrea, is handling her bridal shower, even though Tia is the Maid of Honor. Tamera says that Tia hasn’t been focused on her Maid of Honor duties. Hold up… Tamera use to be a size six and now she is a size two? JEALOUS!!! WOW! Tia is chowing down!!!! And now Tamera is pulling up the issue of reciprocation about Tia’s supposed slacking on her Maid of Honor duties. OUCH!!!! I don’t like how Tia responded to Tamera on the : I learned I am a tad bit controlling” comment.  But I am not gonna feed my thoughts on the issue… I just didn’t like it.

200 Men Said…. Male Grooming

         Daily, women are taking painful trips to the airport only to wind up with landing strips, while others make the complete journey to Brazil. For what? All in the name of some twisted fantasy for men to relive their high school virgin days where girls’ “barely there” hair excited them to pleasures beyond belief. But really… wasnt the whole point of getting hair “down there” was proving that you are now an adult? Now what i do and/or don’t do to my nether regions is between me and my thighs…..but you have to admit that it is not the easiest thing to do to have razor bumps, hot wax scars, and tiny hairs ripped from their humble abode….all to please a man.

        So what do the men do? I mean, the LEAST they could do is push the forest back a little. Maintain their tool shed. Put some order to the sausage display. And the list goes on. It shouldnt be THAT hard for a guy to maintain his family jewels if he expects his woman to maintain the jewel case.  So I got to asking around and seeking answers from my close friends, and the responses were hilarious.