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Drop Dead Diva S:3~ Foundation of Truth

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 30 August 2011 at 2:37 pm

Episode 1: Amended Circumstances

Episode 2: False Alarm

Episode 3: Dream Big

Episode 4: The Wedding

Episode 5: No H8

Episode 6: Closure

Episode 7: Honor Thy Mother…Until

Episode 8: He said, She said

Episode 9: For the Love of Love

Episode 10: Foundation of Truth

I know that I am late… AGAIN….shoot me later!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #DropDeadDiva

Amazing!!! Stacy actually got an acting job on a TV show!!!!! It took 3 seasons… but I love it! The cop on the show with her looks familiar. Wait.. is that what’s his name…umm… Robert Hoffman… from Step Up 2 & MTV’s Wildn’ Out? Yeh… he can get it.

Grayson is still dating the chick with the tramp stamp. What is her name? I think it starts with a D or a C….yeh. Cassie. Cute outfit though. And then Grayson kisses her in the office? Read the rest of this entry »

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T.O Show~ Pee Jar, No Antibacterial

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews, Uncategorized on 30 August 2011 at 12:17 am

 

Episode 1: ACL + Hope

Episode 2: Pee Jar, No Antibacterial

This is my 5th out of 5 ( possible 6) blog tonight. I’m balling! Check out Alphas, Basketball Wives of L.A., Tia & Tamera, and Lala’s Full Court Life. Oh yeh, I laughed so hard during this episode. Yeh… enjoy.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #T.OShow

Beautiful, but random, that Kita is sitting on the beach to make this phone call toMo.

Victor,Mo’s husband, makes me itch. How is he going to come at her like that? Because of  T.O they can have what they have [ I assume]. So I dont get where his anger is coming from when it comes to T.O and her job. Why is he acting like he is a fine man? I hate it when ugly people do cute people stuff.  

EW!!!!!!! Does T.O really have to pee in the jug while he is lying down and then Kita has to take it and empty it. Wait… did T.O fart? Hahahahaha. I cant watch T.O’s face while he pees…. That is just nasty. EWWWWW!!!! He damn near filed up the entire jug. YUCK!!!! Better her than me. Wait… did he say that his piss use to be brown?  Smdh!

And even I am skeptical about Kita cooking…lol.

I cant watch T.O’s rehab. You ever look at someone in pain and you feel pain in the same area? Yeh… I’m that kind of hypochondriac. EW!!! I saw the stitches. I think I threw up in my mouth. I had flashbacks of the doctor drilling threw the bone. *shivers* Read the rest of this entry »

LaLa’s Full Court Life ~ Kelly’s Birthday

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 29 August 2011 at 11:42 pm

 

Episode 1: Bet That

Episode 2: Kelly’s B-day

I am going to admit it now…. I watch the show because of Po & Kelly…lol.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #LaLaLand

I don’t think that I ever expressed how much I hate it when shows tell me what is going to be on this episode. Recap last week’s and the shut the hell up and let me be surprised. That is what commercials are for. Why must you tell me before I watch it?

I love it when Lala is in her element. She will get to host the CCA’s red carpet event. Critic’s Choice Awards? This is my first time hearing of this.

I Love Lala’s Nina Assassin outfit. Lol. What is up with these names? Po & Dice? And then there was a dead bird in the yard? Ewwwwwww! How does a bird just drop dead near the front door? And then she cried off her fake eyelashes? Hahahaha.

So today is Kelly Rowland’s birthday, which means this was filmed on February 11th. So Lala thinks that this is a perfect way to do everything that Kelly has never done before to celebrate her 30th birthday. WOW! They decided to go to a gun range? See I cant go to a gun range, I might need to really kill someone and I don’t need evidence that I practice at a gun range. Yeh, I watched enough Investigative Crime TV to know you don’t leave a trail like that. Lol. TMI, right? Read the rest of this entry »

ALPHAS: Pair ‘a Dice

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 29 August 2011 at 11:01 pm

Episode 1: Cause and Effect

Episode 2: Unpredictable Prediction

Episode 3: Rage!!!!

Episode 4: Rosetta

Episode 5: Love You to Death

Episode 6: Belonging

Episode 7: Skylar

Episode 8: Pair ‘a Dice

Third blog of five for tonight. Yup! I’m on a roll. check out Basketball Wives of L.A. and Tia & Tamera 

 Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,  #Alphas

Ummm… I just turned the channel…and if this doesn’t look like some Jonestown type –ish… I don’t know what is. So some preacher set fire to the church where they all were but a little boy named Jonas got out before it burned down. That’s right, Jonas, don’t drink the kool-aid.

 Rosen made Nina donate some stuff. Hmm? What kind of therapy is that? Is she a hoarder? Lol. Couldn’t she just push Dr. Rosen into thinking that she gave it away? Lol. Funny.

Cameron’s son is moving away with his ex-wife. He lost the custody battle because he had a few DUIs and he hasn’t attended any meetings.

I am smiling just watching Gary sit with this foot massager that Nina gave him.Garymakes me smile by just being in the room. Wait, Rachel needs someone to attend her sister’s engagement party with and she asks Nina to push someone. And yeh,Gary was the only person left…lol. Read the rest of this entry »

Tia & Tamera ~ It Had to be Said

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 29 August 2011 at 10:13 pm

Episode 1: Pandora’s Box

Episode 2: No Strippers!

Episode 3: I Do!

Episode 4: It Had to be Said

I’m on a roll!!! This is my second of five blogs tonight. 3 more to go. Check out Basketball Wives of L.A.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #DoubleTrouble

I love that Tia is keeping a video journal for her pregnancy. She said she cant shave her legs…lol. COMEDY!!! What? You cant wax when you are pregnant.

I love how Tamera is Mrs. Housely.  Their wedding pics are sooooo romantic. And then they went to Greece for their honeymoon!!!! I simply LOVE Adam and Tamera as a couple. I love Andrea as well. She is a great best friend.

HOSEA!!!!! He is like my piece of candy every episode that he shows up! Lol. SEXY! I love how he is honest but in a loving way. He keeps it real without being hurtful. I love their friendship. They are soooooooo comical together. Hahahahahahahaha. WOW!!!! Tia looks GIGANTIC this episode. Haven’t only two weeks passed since the wedding? How did she get that big in two weeks?

Hold the fuck up! Did Tia just say that she felt left out before the wedding? Boo… all of the chances that Tamera gave you to be there for her ( outside of you being in the hospital) and you were ALWAYS late getting there or said you weren’t going to go, and NOW you feel left out? If you don’t kiss my ass and compare the flavor to what just came out of your mouth!

WAIT! Did Tia just yawn and then complain about how hot it is while Tamera is trying to tell her about the honeymoon? She is so rude. I cant take it. I really cannot take it. But Tamera lying on Tia’s stomach was soooo cute. They should have taken that as a picture!! Read the rest of this entry »

L.A. Basketball Wives~ Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 29 August 2011 at 8:58 pm

 Basketball Wives of L.A. Season 1

Introduction

Episode 1: Rich in the Key of Hoodrat

So just in case you have been sleeping under a rock, Basketball Wives of L.A. comes on tonight. Meet GLORIA GOVAN, LAURA GOVAN, KIMSHA ARTEST, IMANI SHOWALTER, MALAYSIA PARGO, JACKIE CHRISTIE, & DRAYA MICHELE.  I dont think that you are ready.

Take 2 n 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #BasketballsLostAngels !

WOW! The intro hasn’t even gone full circle and I am already like ” niggas…again?”!

Wait, is Gloria not allowed to say L.A. Lakers? lol. And then she slipped in a side shot at The Original Basketball Jumpoffs. SMDH. You weren’t really talking all that when Royce had that boxing glove at your neck. lol.

Imani, I love her casual night on the town look…but Laura still looks like a trani. No offense to tranis… I wouldnt want to say that she looks like me either. Malaysia is a wife… THANK YOU LAWD!!! There is a real wife on here today. Wait… did Malaysia say that she has a jewelry line for children? lol. Comedy.  Can someone please tell Kimsha her real size? This shirt is cutting off the circulation in her nipples.  And then why must Kimsha not have class? I think that you can be real and still know what to say and how to say it. HILARIOUS how Malaysia clapped and dipped out… lol. Read the rest of this entry »

2011 MTV Video Music Awards

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 28 August 2011 at 10:00 pm

As we wait with bated breath….. Lady Gaga comes out as her alter-ego, Joe Caldarone ( looking and behaving more like Andrew Dice Clay, minus the pleather. Or Bruno Mars…either way…lol). I think that this is the most NORMAL that we have ever seen her. Even as she comes out cussing….she keeps us entertained. At least she is keeping the censor guy employed. Lol. I must admit, this is pretty anti-climactic. She goes and sits at the piano. And who is she now? Jerry Lee Lewis? I love that he can entertain, but we have grown accustomed to see her performing immediately.  The stage is phenomenal. Sucks for the people who are practically behind the stage; looks like they will be able to tweet about everyone’s ass. What an interesting rendition of “Something about You and I”. Ummm…did she just spew beer on audience members? I’d whoop her ass if she hit me!!! BWhahahahah Did she fall off the stage when she hopped off the back of the piano? I’m speechless after that performance.

Kevin Hart is funny. WOW!! Did he say that the cast of the Jersey Shore gave everyone an STD? hahahah and he told Lil Wayne to stop skate boarding because he’s black. Smh. And he is not the host, he is just opening? I’m confused.  And Jessie J broke her foot by falling off the stage,.

WTF at Nicki Hoenaj’s outfit. She looks like she got hit by glass, did a tuck and roll into a cotton candy machine, and wore clothes that are too small. And what is in her arm? A rag doll.. And Jonah looks so slim. WOW!!! He looks handsome. Read the rest of this entry »

Ultimate Merger S:2~ Runway or Run Away

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 25 August 2011 at 10:14 pm

Episode 1: STAR STRUCK?!

Episode 2: Skating on Thin Ice

Episode 3: Kiss & Tell

Episode 4: Runway or Run Away

I made it on time! Go me! Go Me!!!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #It’sToccaraSnitches

Yeh, I am glad that Jason saw how Sebastian almost walked out of the room. The only reason he turned back around was because he saw Frank hug Toccara.

Now, can someone PLEASE tell me why Jason is all up in King’s face? Dude, had you kept your mouth closed about the kiss…King wouldn’t have told Toccara and she wouldn’t have kissed him in front of you. But I am LOVING the way that King is trying you. But this sucks to have to fine males acting a straight ass. And this taunting across the room is hilarious! Wait…lol..did King say Jason was selling “wolf tickets”? lol. COMEDY!

I love a guy in a suit, but a guy is his sexiest in his lounge wear. Straight up… some of these dudes look so FIONE when they have on nothing more than a spousal abuse shirt and some sweats! HOT!

Okay, why are they at Forever 21? Sometimes, just sometimes, Toccara talks so slow she sounds retarded. And her inability to say men doesn’t help her. Lol.  Cedric picked Jason, Sebastian and Nick to be on his team. They were supposed to pick out outfits to look good on models.  King picked Frank, Damond, and Chris. Ummm… this is hilarious! But from the looks of things, it seems as if Jason may lead his team to victory. Read the rest of this entry »

Drop Dead Diva S:3~ For the Love of Love

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 24 August 2011 at 3:06 pm

Episode 1: Amended Circumstances

Episode 2: False Alarm

Episode 3: Dream Big

Episode 4: The Wedding

Episode 5: No H8

Episode 6: Closure

Episode 7: Honor Thy Mother…Until

Episode 8: He said, She said

Episode 9: For the Love of Love

I know that I am late… AGAIN….shoot me later!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #DropDeadDiva

Okay, so Jane asks Fred to take Grayson out on the town for a guys night out.

So Kim shows up to do a custody case with Parker. Why are they well out into the wilderness? Wait. Louis is a plant? I cant even tell you what kind… but this sucker is HUGE!!!

Christine Maulrainey is the person who Stacy brought in for Jane to handle a case. Apparently Jan has some history with this OCD time keeping sorority twit who keeps calling everyone Sunshine.

Okay, so the L.A. Metropolitan Museum wants the plant Louis XV. Apparently the Dr. got permission to take her strand of plant home form the museum, but everyone who can verify it is dead. lol. This is hilarious. Read the rest of this entry »

T.O Show~ ACL + HOPE

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews, Uncategorized on 24 August 2011 at 1:56 pm

Episode 1: ACL + HOPE

He’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #T.OShow

Why did he get off the plane like a black Donald Trump? Lol. T.O tore his ACL? I missed a bunch then huh? I personally think that T.O has a strange look, but it is HIS look and it is SEXY! Just….yummy. Hard to explain it. He’s kind of like 50….he fine in a suit…lol.

Poor T.O. The music on this opening with his knee is so depressing! BWHAHAHAHA!!!!! T.O doesn’t wear boxers….lol. HOT!!!! I hope he keeps his jungle tapered though… just wrong. And that news of him not wearing any underwear makes that scene where the doctor is lifting his leg to feel his knees a little awkward. Lol.

Kita looks cute when she comes into the hospital to check on T.O. *Cough* *Cough* *Choke!!!!!*  bwhahahahahaha the joke he played on her made me tinkle myself a little bit!!! Hahahahahah Comedy!bwhahahaah! And Kita asked if he was “hanging and swanging” lol.  So when are Kita and T.O gonna stop fronting and get married. She is there better than any best friend I have ever seen. What? I’m just saying. Read the rest of this entry »

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