Drop Dead Diva S:3~ The Wedding

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 18 July 2011 at 2:04 pm

Episode 1: Amended Circumstances

Episode 2: False Alarm

Episode 3: Dream Big

Episode 4: The Wedding

I have a question… why is it that on the Lifetime webpage they make Brooke Elliott (Jane) look so slim? SHE IS A FULL FIGURED WOMAN!!! Let her be beautiful w/o having to air brush her down! Rant over….for now.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #DropDeadDiva

BWHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! Who is the writer who wrote the scene for Stacy to put her shoes on a treadmill, hang her dress above it and parade her shoes via the treadmill to see if they match the outfit?!!! THAT IS GENIUS!!!! Why didn’t I think of that? Lol.

I agree with Stacy, Jane picking out Grayson’s wedding rings and helping with his wedding is just a tab bit creepy. But…. She’s “at peace with it, damn it”. Lol

Okay… so first, who gets robbed at EXTENDED ARM gun point in broad daylight and stands there as cars whiz by? Secondly, who informs the burglar of all the shit you have that you can get robbed for? And then…. Who shouts that you got some knock-off earrings from the Home Shopping Network? Hahahahahah. But really…. The cop took the jewelry as evidence without taking Jane’s name to see when she could pick them up once evidence has been documented and reviewed? I mean…isn’t that is what is supposed to happen? *Reviews CSI episodes.

Maybe I don’t have a bunch of money… but this table the size of these tables and the amount of them for this wedding is atrocious. Funny, the universe just wont let the couple to be to kiss.

Okay, soooooo Cole Lambert Jr, a childhood friend of Parker’s called and said that Cole Lambert Sr. (Howard Hesseman) needs help locating his pet camel which was taken by animal control.  HA! “Sure, bend over for the man” comedy!

Wait…. Did the judge just ask that Jane step in and defend the very robber , Keith Geary (Zack Ward),who took the rings at gun point?  But either way… Jane still doesn’t get the rings back. So Keith’s wife mentioned that this was his 3rd strike, which is an automatic 25 years.  Thankfully Jane will be suing Antelope Valley Prison which is privately owned and run by Veticon Incorporation a Fortune 500 company. They showed negligent indifference towards an prisoner who contracted Hepatitis. Helling vs McKinney  (1993), a real case, provides reliability under the 8th amendment. Should I EVER go to law school this show is sooo helpful. But I love it when television teals the script directly out of the real world’s headlines. Like the guy who went back to jail because he didn’t have health care. Shame.

Wait, so Cole Lambert Sr. is arrested for selling raw camel milk. First they milk an almond, then a soy bean and now camels?! What the hell won’t they milk these days. Next we’ll have roach milk. Poor Grayson, he can’t win.

Keith, the robber, revealed that he wanted to get re-arrested because he had a kidney surgery to get treatment for his Hepatitis. He didn’t want to be a burden on his wife because he cannot afford the treatment. But, ironically, he will possibly return back to the very jail that gave him Hep in the first place.

Side note: I love Terri’s hair like this. Cuuuuuuute. Also, Terri wants to give Grayson dancing lessons for his wedding and choreograph the first dance. Grayson seems against it but old wifey-to-be doesn’t mind and is actually looking forward to it.

Soooo, Stacy is told by Grayson that she is to perform Vanessa’s favorite Oscar Wilde…I think… poem. But it is cursed, according to Stacy. She has performed it at 2 weddings which all have not lasted longer than a year.

LOUIS VAN AMSTEL FROM SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOT!!!!!  Isn’t Louis ballroom? Hmmmm. Oh Lord, Grayson cannot dance. Shame.  Terri has hilarious rhythm… but I love that she was able to keep up. Lol.

Awww Stacy wasn’t able to convince Vanessa not to have the poem read. Well, looks like the universe if secretly working in Jane’s favor.   Yet, it is hilarious how Grayson can’t see that Vanessa doesn’t know that Grayson cant dance but Jane can get him to calm down and dance. *Sigh* isn’t that how it always is? But I think that Vanessa felt something in the air as she watched Grayson and Jane dance.

In other news, Bill…Janes Dr. BF, has helped her find her smoking gun. He reveals that the prison is releasing its expensive patients who need medical attention by abusing the Compassionate Early Release program. Therefore, patients in need of expensive medical attention are left to foot the bill for themselves. I love a sexy man.

Bwhahahahaha. Parker brought in a glass of camel milk and made Grayson drink it before the judge.  The judge didn’t fall for the “chug-a-lug” defense…lol. All that for naught. The American Job Creation Act encourages  domestic production to create jobs. Niiiiice. Grayson did a better job than Parker. And he even mentioned the Dubai camel chocolate bar that could be bought at a local health food store. Genius!

WOWZERS!!! The Sheriff use to be the CFO of Veticon, and therefore the link to why Veticon can release these prisoners using CER. This whole shebang saves the prison over a million dollars a year. OUCH! So, I smell Jane working something up to catch him in the mix! Jane suggest that Veticon pay her $100,00 to keep her mouth shut. Veticon offers that she be paid as an off-book consultant. All of this was being secretly recorded. GOTCHA!!!! And Veticon is arrested and Jane gets the rings back and Keith is released. Veticon’s lawyers are going to pay for Keith’s treatment as well as pay out a settlement.

Mr. Lambert was let off on community service. He cannot sell any camel milk until the USDA approved test is officially available…something around the “12th of Never”. Lol. This guy is humorous. And Mr. lambert gets his camel back. Wait… Grayson did this right before his wedding…meaning the same day.

OUCH! These bridesmaids dresses are UH-GA-lee! And is the bride walking under the trestle but the attendants under the sun.  And then Vanessa texts Jane asking her to come to the bridge. I think that Vannessa is going to back out. SHAME! Vanessa announces that she cannot marry Grayson…good because this dress is ugly. Yep… I called it earlier. Vanessa noticed that Jane and Grayson were effortless when they were together.  Houston…. We have a runner!!!! She didn’t even tell Grayson to his face. Jane is going to do it. SUCKS!! I mean, great for Jane, sucks for Grayson. I guess that Stacy was right…. The poem was a curse.

Who took the bride off of the wedding cake? Lol. The bride’s father suggested that everyone stay and enjoy the food and drinks anyway since it was already paid for.  Bwhahahahaah Drunk Grayson is HILARIOUS!!!!!And why is the hotel room door opening out into the hall? Confused-ed. And how coincident that Jane falls on the bed with Grayson. Awww sucks! Grayson fell asleep on Jane…lol. COMICAL!

This season just keeps getting better!!!!



~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

  1. where oh where can I find out where her dress from the wedding is from – LOVE…..it is perfect in every way….I mean Jane’s dress…where do you think I could find out???

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