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Alphas~ Unpredictable Prediction

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 18 July 2011 at 11:08 pm

Episode 1: Cause and Effect

Episode 2: Unpredictable Prediction

I went to an event and then raced home with literally 2 minutes to spare. Yes, I was going to watch this show in real-time tonight! I hope that you had a chance to watch it too.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2……#Alphas

Okay, so… there is this random dude in the back of an ambulance. Apparently, thanks to the intro of the show…. I am guessing that he is an Alpha who has abused his power. So he looks at a pole, the oxygen tanks, and even the cars riding behind the ambulance. Why? SNAP!!!!!! WOW! Dude just calculated EVERYTHING about his transportation surroundings. He caused a crash by flicking a quarter that was tucked in his mouth, it hit the pole, which hit the cabinet and dropped oxygen tanks on the EMS guy and started a trickle of events which led to a crash. OH SNAP! Then he got out and dialed 911…lol. Read More

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Drop Dead Diva S:3~ The Wedding

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 18 July 2011 at 2:04 pm

Episode 1: Amended Circumstances

Episode 2: False Alarm

Episode 3: Dream Big

Episode 4: The Wedding

I have a question… why is it that on the Lifetime webpage they make Brooke Elliott (Jane) look so slim? SHE IS A FULL FIGURED WOMAN!!! Let her be beautiful w/o having to air brush her down! Rant over….for now.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #DropDeadDiva

BWHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! Who is the writer who wrote the scene for Stacy to put her shoes on a treadmill, hang her dress above it and parade her shoes via the treadmill to see if they match the outfit?!!! THAT IS GENIUS!!!! Why didn’t I think of that? Lol.

I agree with Stacy, Jane picking out Grayson’s wedding rings and helping with his wedding is just a tab bit creepy. But…. She’s “at peace with it, damn it”. Lol

Okay… so first, who gets robbed at EXTENDED ARM gun point in broad daylight and stands there as cars whiz by? Secondly, who informs the burglar of all the shit you have that you can get robbed for? And then…. Who shouts that you got some knock-off earrings from the Home Shopping Network? Hahahahahah. But really…. The cop took the jewelry as evidence without taking Jane’s name to see when she could pick them up once evidence has been documented and reviewed? I mean…isn’t that is what is supposed to happen? *Reviews CSI episodes.

Maybe I don’t have a bunch of money… but this table the size of these tables and the amount of them for this wedding is atrocious. Funny, the universe just wont let the couple to be to kiss.

Okay, soooooo Cole Lambert Jr, a childhood friend of Parker’s called and said that Cole Lambert Sr. (Howard Hesseman) needs help locating his pet camel which was taken by animal control.  HA! “Sure, bend over for the man” comedy!

Wait…. Did the judge just ask that Jane step in and defend the very robber , Keith Geary (Zack Ward),who took the rings at gun point?  But either way… Jane still doesn’t get the rings back. So Keith’s wife mentioned that this was his 3rd strike, which is an automatic 25 years.  Thankfully Jane will be suing Antelope Valley Prison which is privately owned and run by Veticon Incorporation a Fortune 500 company. They showed negligent indifference towards an prisoner who contracted Hepatitis. Helling vs McKinney  (1993), a real case, provides reliability under the 8th amendment. Should I EVER go to law school this show is sooo helpful. But I love it when television teals the script directly out of the real world’s headlines. Like the guy who went back to jail because he didn’t have health care. Shame.

Wait, so Cole Lambert Sr. is arrested for selling raw camel milk. First they milk an almond, then a soy bean and now camels?! What the hell won’t they milk these days. Next we’ll have roach milk. Poor Grayson, he can’t win.

Keith, the robber, revealed that he wanted to get re-arrested because he had a kidney surgery to get treatment for his Hepatitis. He didn’t want to be a burden on his wife because he cannot afford the treatment. But, ironically, he will possibly return back to the very jail that gave him Hep in the first place.

Side note: I love Terri’s hair like this. Cuuuuuuute. Also, Terri wants to give Grayson dancing lessons for his wedding and choreograph the first dance. Grayson seems against it but old wifey-to-be doesn’t mind and is actually looking forward to it.

Soooo, Stacy is told by Grayson that she is to perform Vanessa’s favorite Oscar Wilde…I think… poem. But it is cursed, according to Stacy. She has performed it at 2 weddings which all have not lasted longer than a year.

LOUIS VAN AMSTEL FROM SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOT!!!!!  Isn’t Louis ballroom? Hmmmm. Oh Lord, Grayson cannot dance. Shame.  Terri has hilarious rhythm… but I love that she was able to keep up. Lol.

Awww Stacy wasn’t able to convince Vanessa not to have the poem read. Well, looks like the universe if secretly working in Jane’s favor.   Yet, it is hilarious how Grayson can’t see that Vanessa doesn’t know that Grayson cant dance but Jane can get him to calm down and dance. *Sigh* isn’t that how it always is? But I think that Vanessa felt something in the air as she watched Grayson and Jane dance.

In other news, Bill…Janes Dr. BF, has helped her find her smoking gun. He reveals that the prison is releasing its expensive patients who need medical attention by abusing the Compassionate Early Release program. Therefore, patients in need of expensive medical attention are left to foot the bill for themselves. I love a sexy man.

Bwhahahahaha. Parker brought in a glass of camel milk and made Grayson drink it before the judge.  The judge didn’t fall for the “chug-a-lug” defense…lol. All that for naught. The American Job Creation Act encourages  domestic production to create jobs. Niiiiice. Grayson did a better job than Parker. And he even mentioned the Dubai camel chocolate bar that could be bought at a local health food store. Genius!

WOWZERS!!! The Sheriff use to be the CFO of Veticon, and therefore the link to why Veticon can release these prisoners using CER. This whole shebang saves the prison over a million dollars a year. OUCH! So, I smell Jane working something up to catch him in the mix! Jane suggest that Veticon pay her $100,00 to keep her mouth shut. Veticon offers that she be paid as an off-book consultant. All of this was being secretly recorded. GOTCHA!!!! And Veticon is arrested and Jane gets the rings back and Keith is released. Veticon’s lawyers are going to pay for Keith’s treatment as well as pay out a settlement.

Mr. Lambert was let off on community service. He cannot sell any camel milk until the USDA approved test is officially available…something around the “12th of Never”. Lol. This guy is humorous. And Mr. lambert gets his camel back. Wait… Grayson did this right before his wedding…meaning the same day.

OUCH! These bridesmaids dresses are UH-GA-lee! And is the bride walking under the trestle but the attendants under the sun.  And then Vanessa texts Jane asking her to come to the bridge. I think that Vannessa is going to back out. SHAME! Vanessa announces that she cannot marry Grayson…good because this dress is ugly. Yep… I called it earlier. Vanessa noticed that Jane and Grayson were effortless when they were together.  Houston…. We have a runner!!!! She didn’t even tell Grayson to his face. Jane is going to do it. SUCKS!! I mean, great for Jane, sucks for Grayson. I guess that Stacy was right…. The poem was a curse.

Who took the bride off of the wedding cake? Lol. The bride’s father suggested that everyone stay and enjoy the food and drinks anyway since it was already paid for.  Bwhahahahaah Drunk Grayson is HILARIOUS!!!!!And why is the hotel room door opening out into the hall? Confused-ed. And how coincident that Jane falls on the bed with Grayson. Awww sucks! Grayson fell asleep on Jane…lol. COMICAL!

This season just keeps getting better!!!!

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Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Single Ladies~ Less-Beings

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 18 July 2011 at 1:29 am

Episode 1: Table for 1

Episode 2: Beginning of the End

Episode 3: “Southern” Cuisine

Episode 4: A Lesson in Life

Episode 5: Faking the Funk

Episode 6: Men-On_Pause

Episode 7: Less-Beings

Yup… still running behind.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 #PeachtreeStreetDivas

Late… I know… shut up.

 Okay, soooo How long has Val known Jerry before she lets him in her house, stand behind her and watch her turn her alarm off. Wait… didn’t someone JUST rob their house?*sigh* And couldn’t they have said all of this shit downstairs. And can Val PLEASE rock a bra in at least one of these episodes.

Ewwwww MORNING BREATHE and she is whispering… Does Keisha not smell her breathe while she is all up in her face. Loving the iPad advertisement…lol.

 Okay… so in college Val had a lesbian encounter with Sharon Love ( Queen Latifah). Sweeeeet.

 This artist Reed that April is supposed to be helping… I wouldnt have stuck my neck out for him. Wait… April is stupid with this money situation. I would have made Reed sign a contract and promise is first drug free child before I offered up to use my own money on his project. Hell. I wouldn’t even offer my money.

 Bwhahahahahaha “gay-looking” life. Hahahaha. Hahahah “Americais going to need another big-boned black woman, with amble bosoms to cry into.” WowSharon. And ummm… I saw the paparazzi thing happening the minuteSharonwent to brush off the “lint”

 WTF does Val have on? This pleatheristic, ill-fitting shirt and tight ass shorts look like a jacked up Halloween costume. I love the fact that he is mature enough to bring up the fact that Val use to date Q who was engaged to his daughter and happens to play for the team that he owns. And they must REALLY want the advertisement bucks….niiice Xbox connect.

 Bwhahahaha “You might want to butch up your run.” Who says that? Lol. But at least Keisha passed her real estate exam. I am loving this red ensemble that Keisha has on. WHO DESIGNED THAT!? I sooo want the dress… I wonder if they have it in purple.

 Sucks that Keisha is falling for Malcolm but Malcolm is just happy with them being booty call friends. Shame, isn’t that how it always it? Keep the panties to yourself girl.

 What is up with these yeast-culminating shorts that Christina have on? And her sleeping with her professor just looks like trouble. He looks like a stalker. But I love her bike though.

Okay, so Biz Markie is playing this dope producer called Super Tracks… interesting. And he’s had a crush on Keisha for how long? No comment. And who are the video infection tricks walking down the hall? But I am stealing her line though, “ Sorry boo, you’re like 5 years too late. I’m that chick they call now.” FRESH!!!  Even though I want to tell her that it is never that hot to be dressed like that in public. Sorry boo, I’m that chick they call dressed. Lol. But what the hell does Reed have on?

 Why does Super Tracks sound like he is running out of breath when he is talking to and/or about Keisha? Lol. OH SNAP!!!! Reed can really sing?!!! Who knew? I mean the beat is fresh and dope…until I look over and see Biz doing this head wobble with this hilarious grin. Bwhahahahaha Did he practically just came when he gave Keisha a hug? Lol. That’s what it looked like.

 Go head Diamond (Keisha), tell this little chicken head to make that money and don’t let it make her! Lol.  MESSAGE!

 WAAAAAAIT! So this little hoochie is Malcolm’s little sister? Bwhahahahahaah So Keisha slept with some dude and didn’t even know he had a sister. WOWZERS! MESSAGE!

 Ummmm can someone please tell me why Val fell back like she got punched in the face via the game.  Wait… didSharonjust say that “gay is the new black”? SoSharonneeds Val to pretend to be her lesbian lover until sweeps of her new show. Shame.

 SNAP!!! Reed overdosed!!!! So is he dead or is he just in the hospital?

Okay, so Tanya, Malcolm’s sister, did some porn so he bought Jasmine’s book to hide it. The same book that wrote about how Keisha stole Malcolm’s watch from Cam’ron’s set. FINALLY!!!! Malcolm confesses his true feelings for Keisha!!! YES!!!! *Standing O!!!!! That was sooooo sweet! I love it!!!

 Okay, so Reed is alive. He just OD-ed. Wait… did she really just bring him back to her new house. And this furniture is horrible!

 YIPEEE!!! Keisha and Malcolm are having sex!!! Sexy! So HOT!!!  But I feel some kind of way about it though… like she had to be dissed and dogged by him and play games before she finally got him. *Sigh* okay, I wont dwell. Hmmmm. Black love is beautiful!!! I want someone to butter my toast, too.

 Next week, well technically today’s, episode looks HOT!!!! Cant wait. I promise to be on time. Lol.

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Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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