Lisa Raye~ Momeger?

Episode 1: My Intro to Lisa Raye

Episode 2: Take 2, Literally

Episode 3: What Chilli Wants?

Episode 4: Birth of a Runner

Episode 5: JemsLifeForASPS.org

Episode 6: ….Get Out the Kitchen

Episode 7 : When the Praise Go Up

See, I am getting better… sitting here two-strand twisting my hair, but this post will go up on time if it kills me! So, What is Lisa Raye up to this week?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #ALLWHITEDiamonds

Okay, Lisa Raye said that “celebrity” is overrated. She also said that they have the same problems as the normal person. Ummmm… I don’t know what it feels like to go purchase a pair of Louboutin shoes and to have my black card declined. Hell, I wouldn’t even get cleared for a black card yet alone to be bold enough to try to purchase some Louboutin.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The comedian that sang to a vagina cracked me up!

Ummmm wait, did Lisa Raye just say that she cant do jury duty? Umm… excuse me, but regular people have to do jury duty.  And pardon me, but I think that this outfit that Lisa Raye has on when Kai says that she is thinking of getting a breast reduction is the same one she had on when she was double-dutching in stilettos 4 episodes ago. If it is, then they need to do better editing. If not, then celebrities do repeat outfits….lol

WOWZERS!!! The camera men were allowed to be in the bathroom when she lifted her bra to let her mother feel how heavy her breasts were. But damn… I know exactly how Kai feels. I want a breast reduction too. Lose weight first, then breast reduction….okay back to Kai…lol Wait! They said that they still have scars?!!! Ummm…second thought. But that is a cute bra that she is wearing though.

I personally think that Kai is beautiful the way that she is…. But I understand that it is all about what makes YOU feel better about yourself. Okay, soooo can I be a model with L.A. Models ? I mean, I am just asking because they are taking Kai as a plus size model.

Okay, Joe eXclusive is back? He scares me.  Is that CHIN!!! Oh, my bad, Natalie Nunn…lol. Wait, and Tanisha… is this a Bad Girl’s Club reunion or something? Is Fresh Pain a club? Or what? Well, whatever it is…. It is janky!I mean the set up was crowded where the models came from and I was not impressed. But… it is what it is.

Oh snap! I thought that Lisa Raye was going to all Caesar, the Dog Whisperer, but noooo she calls Patrice Ryan, the pet psychic. LMAO!! Lisa Raye said, “Damn, who knew that Diamond has so much to day”….lmao!

That’s it?! *sigh*

Next week: Ummm black folks in the woods?!!!! This has comedy written all over it. And I think thatQuincyis going to stop being Lisa Raye’s personal assistant. Sad!

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

 

 

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Borgias~ El Fin

 

Episode 1 & 2: The New Tudors?

Episode 3: Stench of Borgia

Episode 4: Something Borrowed (Lucrezia’s Wedding)

Episode 5: Borgias in Love

Episode 6: F.ornication U.nder C.onsent of the K.ing (The French King)

Episode 7: Swartza, You are NOT the Father (Death on a Pale Horse)

Episode 8: Sgt. Lucrezia (The Art of War)

Episode 9: Nobody

As rumor, or fact, should have it…. this is the season finale. I must say that I am not prepared to let it go. Damnit! 

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #CrimeMurderFamilyAmen !

LMAO!!! King Charles called Cardinal Rovere a clown. Well put!

I must say, it humors me to see that both the French King and Cardinal Rovere are being played by the 15 year-old Lucrzia….lol. Never underestimate a woman at any age! lol DAYUM!!!! The pope in the friar’s robe tripped up the King of France too.  Good call!

And the way that Cesare snuck up on Lucrezia…. he better be happy that they are in a time before guns… because he would have been shot if he snuck up behind me like that. lol

The way that Lucrezia fainted made me laugh a little. I mean we saw it coming. I called it! Sforza, you are NOT the father…lol. Where is Maury’s great-great x infinity grandfather…lol?

Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!!! I think that the Pope is looking for this “precedent” for the cardinals that left the vatican to prove a point and his control. Shame, but I like it!

Ursela Bonadair (sp), now Sister Martha, is going to hide out Lucrezia until the baby is born. Soooooo, they were hiding pregnant women back then too? I thought that was something they started in the 50s. lol.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!!! Wow! The French King just straight hijacked Cardinal Cesare as a legget(sp). Hmmmm. Yeh, I smell a set up!

Okay, you can’t convince me that the Pope isn’t a pimp the way that he is straight out Holy Pimp Slapping these cardinals for leaving the vatican under threat of invasion from the French Army. Vice Cardinal Sforza just dropped a ton of his private land over to the Pope….lmao! He pimp hand is strong! I wonder how does it feel to be hoe slapped by the man of God?

And Cardinal Rovere…. this Christian ninja right here….lol. He is brave as hell.

Yes, Cesare, you are a hostage of the French Army…lol…! BUT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM!!!! Did you and Micheletto just kil the two French guards that were suppose to protect you? GANGSTA BORGIA!! lmao!!! I mean Micheletto killed old doo with a cheese cutter….lol.

OH SNAP!!! Is Micheletto about to kill Giovanni Sforza?!!!! Damn. I suggest that no one mess with Lucezia…lol.  If all brothers were so eternally protective. Where are they taking him? I mean, they had old dude in a potato sack. lmao!

LMAO!!!! Lucrezia just said that her husband Sforza is impotent. And then the Vatican lawyer suggested that he publicly prove his potency. lol… hilarious!!! Sforza looks pissed!!! lol.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait! How pregnant must Lucrezia be to already be showing? The time laps is confusing. And these two ugly fugly looking hooker are enough to make me never be turned on again. And I mean, really…….would they demonstrate sex IN the vatican in FRONT of the Pope and the college of Cardinals? LMAO!!!! Yeh, they pimped you , boo!!! lmao! I wish getting an annulment were still this easy! And then the news travels fast and the court jesters outside cracked me up. Shame!

So ladies, you should not worry. Lucrezia was a teenage pregnancy as well! lmao! Statistics start early in the Christian faith…lol. And she had a boy!!!! Awww how sweet. Lucrezia is a single mother…lol.

Dang!!! So plague kill the people of Naples, or was that the aftermath of Micheletto?

How strange for parents to reminisce over your children while your whore is standing in front of you.

Wow… that last scene with the entire family was beautiful. I can’t WAIT for it to come back on. I am going to miss it… I wont know what to do with myself in its absence!!! I guess I will survive.

 

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~