The Borgias~ Sgt. Lucrezia

 

Episode 1 & 2: The New Tudors?

Episode 3: Stench of Borgia

Episode 4: Something Borrowed (Lucrezia’s Wedding)

Episode 5: Borgias in Love

Episode 6: F.ornication U.nder C.onsent of the K.ing (The French King)

Episode 7: Swartza, You are NOT the Father (Death on a Pale Horse)

Episode 8: Sgt. Lucrezia (The Art of War)

Episode 9: Nobody

 

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #CrimeMurderFamilyAmen !

So, truth be told, I have been spelling Giovanni’s name incorrectly. His name is Giovanni Sforza. Wowzers! And all this time I have been calling him Swartza…lol.

Ummm. Really. Juan is in a whore house when he has his brother’s wife at is disposal? Really. And I saw more saggy breasts in this whore house than should have been allowed , but I guess that a body is a body, right. And ewwww, Cesare dipped Juan’s head into the whore house bucket water. Yucky!!!

Damn, poor Paulo. I mean, really!!! Sforza, why must you whip him just because he wont tell you where Lucrezia is headed. But will you shut the hell up so that you may survive this whipping!!! Damn, Paulo… just hush! No need to get sassy with Sforza while he is whipping you. OUCH!

And again, I will NEVER understand why Juan was placed in control over the Papacy Army. SMDH.

Cardinal Sforza suggests that they abandonRomein the wake of the French Army coming towards them? Hmmmm I wonder if he has joined forces with his cousins. And why does Cesare not wear the cardinal hat like the rest of the cardinals? But at least the Pope will stay inRome.

My mouth almost fell off my face when Lucrezia and her father’s mistress, Julia, encountered the French Army on the road toRome.

Okay, Preach Juan. I SOMEWHAT agree with meeting the French Army further away from Rome so that they cannot use their cannons to destroy the walls of Rome. I mean, he is looking a little thuggish; straight loving his swagger. Go Juan! It’s your fight day! Lol.

WOW! I forgot that Micheletto (the Assassin) even existed. I wondered what happened to him.

Ummm… yeh, Cardinal Rovere is so bold to walk to where Julia and Lucrezia are being held by the French Army. But I must say, Lucrezia is a smart cookie; especially since they have been invited to dine with the French’s King Charles. And the way these ladies are playing King Charles at the dinner table should be patented…lol.

HOT DAMN!!!! The way that these chained cannon balls tore through the front line of the Papal Army was purely gross. Now, I do wish that the graphics persons would have given greater detail to the dead bodies… they look fake as hell. Lol.  Yes, Lucrezia is such a smart woman… the way she ran across the field to negotiate this offer to her brother, Juan, on behalf of King Charles’ bloodless entry to Rome is genius. Now, if in fact King Charles is aimed is to attackNaples, then Lucrezia just made the biggest and simplest military move I have ever seen in my entire life.

OUCH! Cesare calledRomean “old whore waiting once more for her ravishment”. Hmmmm. I wonder how this will play out.  And Juan used the word “lemming”? That term was used back in 1492? I just thought it was a video game for Sega…lmao. The more I stare at Juan’s hair it just looks like he gets his hair done at the same place as Donald Trump’s comb-over.

Now, try as he might, The Pope cant make me believe that he isn’t hiding….lol. He wants to hid in the simple garments. But It was a nice touch how he said it was to face his enemies the same way that The Savior faced his in his final hours. GENIUS! Scandalous, but genius. Man, those sandals look like some worn down American Eagle sandles.

And now, Cesare is trying to get his mistress to flee from her nunnery. Woman, RUN!!!

Wow! I cannot wait to see next week’s Season Finale!!!!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

The Braxtons~ Vodka and a Pickle

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

Episode 4: Lupus.org

Okay, sooooo last week I was sick ( which has been the trend for me lately) SO I missed it and I send my deepest apologies. Soooo, I wanted to make sure that I caught you up today. Now, let’s see what the ladies are up to, shall we?

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #THISBITCH.com

I want to go to Russia!!!!! Okay, so, Tamar was suppose to meet them in Atlanta to rehearse but didn’t. And THEN ThisBitch.com asked to be brought back a bottle of Russian Vodka! Well, hell… at least Trina is going to work on her marriage.

Okay… SKANK ALERT!! Be woman about yours Tamar!!!! If you didn’t want to go, just speak up and say that you don’t want to go and she could have prepared better. You are so full of SHIT!!! OH I want to smack this woman in her clavicle!!!! And every time she speaks to Vince I just want to shake my head. I feel like she married him just so that she could be spoiled and then have her record done by her husband because he is such a powerful man in the industry. I could be wrong, but she doesn’t seem to be appreciative of a damn thing this man does for her.

DAYUM!!!!!! Trina’s husband just admitted that he was a sex addict. Lmao!!! And wow… married for 7 and cheated for 5 and you are JUST now trying to have counseling? Hmmmmm. I don’t know if I could forgive any of this mess. She is a better woman than I could EVER be!

Trick.. SHUT UP!!!! I need for Tamar to shut up or put up! Point, blank, period. I am so Overthis.com! You don’t want a record… you just want the fame. If she wanted this, she would put in the work.

From what I see, Towanda is too GREAT of a person for her to be married to Andre. Like, the way that she wants to be with her children, it just pains me to see how sorry of a man Andre is and not really helping her… ugh! It just makes my skin crawl.

So, how do you lose luggage? Wow…. EVERY time?  I think that is a sign that you need to get to the airport on time to ensure that your luggage gets on early enough. But that is just me.

Rodney “Dark Child” Jerkins, has kept the weight off…. Congrats!!!!

Did Tamar just say that she did the “Single Ladies look that Beyoncé had on first? Where? But at least there is some common sense with all of these music people, because they are making more sense than Tamar. LMAO!!!! Dark Child said “man of the house” PREACH!!! And just by the faces that Tamar is making is just showing me that she is not ready to be married… submit to your husband woman. You can make demands once you get on top of those charts, you don’t get to make them JUST because you are Vince’s wife.

Wait… did Trina just admit to not being able to read a map? LMAO!!! They got happy with finding one Black Russian….lol. Funny. And Trina WOULD find the Russian Vodka. Lol. So their toast is like Sestrovia (sp) Hmmmm. And who would ever think to put pickles with Vodka? I’m gonna have to try that next time I have Vodka… but is it only with Russian Vodka? Hmmmm.

LMAO!!!! Yes, Toni…. Knowing that you have to do #2 before EVERY show is TMI!!!! Lmao!

I almost pee my pants when Toni imitates the Russian audience…lol. Toni is such a character and I love getting to see this side of her. She is hilarious!!! And this guy that comes on the stage that comes and dances with her…..wow!

Trina, Trina, Trina….. how many bottles of Vodka and Champaigne did she have? I mean, she looks a HOT MESS when Towanda came to her door. Wow!!! She needs to stop, she looks like she is a day away from rehab.

And all that I will say about Tamar meeting with her stylist, Davida, is…. BULLSHIT!  First off, the outfits that she tried on looked a HOT ass mess and if that wind that she keeps doing is all that she can do, then boo…. You wont make it. Secondly, the way in which she just punked her husband on national TV is so damn disrespectful. Who admits to doing that to their spouse? That is sooooo disrespectful and makes him look like he just got played. I swear this woman pushes all of my buttons. See, she thinks that she is running things, but the fact that she just showed her hand confirmed to me how stupid she is. Ugh!

Wait… did THISBITCH.com just say secketary and not secretary?!!!! LMAO!!! Ghetto ass…lol.

WOW!!! Towanda and her family are getting evicted TOMORROW because of the issues on the house that they are renting? Ummm… and what did Andre try to do to help with this situation? I feel like Towanda is doing EVERYTHING! Ugh… I cant stomach anything else.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~