~*2Deep*~

Breaking In~ Goonies 2

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 6 May 2011 at 12:01 am

Episode 1: Crazy Old Lady

Episode 2: Need for Speed and Comedy

Episode 3: White on White on White

 

Dear comedic gods, last week was friggin hilarious! Please, oh please let this week be as equally side splitting. Thanks. Age Man. 

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2,2 #StealSomeShit

Okay, wait…. Now Cash is a Harry Potter fan? “What’s up my Muggles” is both funny and creepy….lol.

And it takes a BRAVE woman to have her feet on camera for that long on national TV.  But I wish my man could rub my feet while we are at work. I need to go into business for myself.

Wait!!! There is a Goonies II: The Legend of Sloth?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this just for the purpose of this TV show episode or does a Goonies II really exist?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GOOGLES* FUCK ME RAW WITH MAGIC JOHNSON’S DICK!!!! There is a Goonies 2 and no one told me. You bitches do know that I have Goonies on DVD and I am looking at it right now. I am on NERD ALERT!!! I need to buy Goonies 2. Okay… sorry, side tracked! Bwahahahahahahaha Cash just had a “nerdgasm”….lmao! I love him. Both the actor and his character; they can get it.

Yes, he just did NOT break out with Chunk’s “truffle shuffle” lmao! Yes, CASH IS AWESOME!!!! You guys do know that the kid who played Chunk is now an entertainment lawyer?

Okay, sooooo how did he even steal the DVD without moving out of his…bwahahahahaha 3 years of magic camp!

bwahahahahahaha “It’s got my ass”! lmao!

bwahahahahaha *cough* choke*choke* Sorry…. rewinds DVR. I think I just peed myself…not a lot but a little bit..lol. The sequence went a little like this:

Cameron: Hell nawl. You want a prank war? You’ve got one

Cash: I’m gonna own you. Prankin’ is my thing, BITCH.

Cameron: Oh, you’re about to get beat at your own thing, BITCH.

Cash: Saying BITCH is my thing, BITCH!

Cameron: You cant have two things, BITCH!

Cash: Well, I do. Cash. (echo effect->)Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

I swear they just broke some kind of record for how many time you can get away with saying bitch consecutively and in the same episode on a primetime TV show. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoever wrote this shit was after my own heart!!! lmao! The comedic Gods have answered my prayers with in the first 2 minutes of the show then re-affirmed my request within the first 10.  The phrase “Saying BITCH is my thing, BITCH!” just beat, “Cover your mouth, Bitch!” lmao!!!!!! I swear I’m putting this on a t-shirt! lmao!!!!!!! Can someone tell Alphonso Mcauley that I want to marry him?

Okay, so Cameron signed  Cash up to a swingers type website as a prank and they showed up to his house. The strange thing was the naked dude dancing. WTF was he saying?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cash said ” I live with my mom, man. She had her prayer group over. I had to join the prayer circle.” lmao!!! OH SHIT!!! Did Cash prank Cameron by putting Viagra in his coffee…lmao!!! PRICELESS!

hahahahahaha “Baby’s gonna tell on me” hahahahahahahahahahaha

Holy spitwad! Josh is an Avatar? I actually forget that Josh is even a member of this show. He is not even in the promo pic above and he randomly shows up in episodes. I wonder how fucked up must his contract be for that.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Cash somehow managed to swipe the Goonies 2 DVD out of the custodian cart. Put 5 on it.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! He did not do the “Goonies Never Say Die” speech!!! & TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!!! lmao!!! Cameron is cool now, too.

Oh lawd!!! Black Zeus, a comedic hero who raps by day and is a superhero by night? lmao! funny.

And I agree Melanie (Odette) does look like Meagan Fox.

SWEET HEAVENS!!!! Dutch’s allergic reaction to peanuts looks worse than Hitch’s face.

Okay…. this episode is by FAR my favorite!!!!!!!!! Thank you comedic gods!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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