The Braxtons~ www.Lupus.org

Episode 1: Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

Episode 2: Gets Wasted

Episode 3: Happy Birthday and Tamar.com

I am not drunk enough to listen to Tamar today. But here goes nothing!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 22, #THISBITCH.com

Okay, why are they starting off with THISBITCH.com?!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m going to have to rewind my DVR to make sure that I got them, there were too many.

Tamar’s House Rules

Commentary by 2Deep

1. No eating in the bedrooms Ummm, Bitch , I’m grown)
2. Cleanup after yourself; maid is just for Tamar (Bitch, dont make me punch you!)
3. None of these rules apply to Mommy (Shiiiiiit, they dont apply to me either)
4. Wash your hands and take off shoes (Do I look like a child or a stripper to you?!)
5. No singing in the house unless I ask you to harmonize (Bitch, do I LOOK like a Pip to you?Dirty Money to your Diddy?)
6. No sitting on furniture until showered (*Farts*)
7.  No visitors unless pre-approved (Excuse me, can this ass whooping come over in 2 minutes? I asked it to come meet me here.)
8. No speaking foreign languages around Tamar (Escucha, punta!)
9. Mandatory 8am work out (I watch the Biggest Loser, not participate)
10. I quite…. I think the last one was to get Toni to go tanning…….lol…smh at this female.

 

AND DID THIS BITCH JUST SAY THAT TRACI IS GHETTO?!!!! Please punch this bitch in the face!

AND DID THISBITCH.com JUST TELL TONI THAT SHE WAS GOING TANNING?! What motherloving NEGRO goes to get a TAN?!

And then…. THISBITCH.com just but her sisters into the kid’s room?

Wait….they Braxton’s have a brother? Damn! Mikey looks good…..is he married. I mean, what? In a nerdy kind of way…..*looks for the ring*

And I HATE to call Toni stupid…. but to follow Tamar into the tanning salon to get spray tanned….it wasnt the smartest decision in your life. And then to have the white pale looking women standing behind the counter NOT using their own products should have been SIIIIIIGN Number ONE!

IS THIS SESAME STREET? I feel like asinine is the word of the day!

as·i·nine

 

 /ˈæsəˌnaɪn/ Show Spelled[as-uh-nahyn] Show IPA

–adjective

1.

foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid: It is surprising that supposedly intelligent people can make such asinine statements.

2.

of or like an ass: asinine obstinacy; asinine features.

 

LAWD!!!!! Hoodrat.com?!!! I mean, just listening to Traci smacking and how she eats is KILLING ME!! No, she just needs her mother to reach across the table and smack the shit out of her. *Wait….why is this segment of Tamar talking look like someone filmed it with a Sony camera*

Ummmmm can someone please point out the wrinkles on Mama Braxton’s face?!!!! I am trying to find them, but I can’t. She looks beautiful. I must be blind. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tony making the “panther” face almost made me pee my pants. And can someone please tuck in Dr. Hamilton’s tag on the back of his scrubs?

Okay, sooooooo Tamar does make sense in the whole “charge your family” situation.  Well, kind of. I think that if you want me to come from my life to perform for you to get money….PAY ME! I don’t care if we are family. Now, if you are doing a charity event….fine, I’ll chalk that one up for the team, but you are being flown out and getting paid, I don’t see anything wrong with that. Sorry. If I am helping you, you help me. I don’t think that you should only come to family when you don’t want to pay someone else to do it. So that part of the argument….I am not down with. But I do understand that Tony shouldnt be the sole person helping their mother pay for bills when there are 5 girls and one boy. Hell, if everyone gave $100 she could pay a bill or 2.

Sidebar:  MAYBE I would need to be a millionaire to understand this…but if my mother were alive, I would buy my mother a lifestyle that she could maintain on her own. I don’t believe in that whole….my mother never has to work again. SIKE YOUR MIND FOR A DOLLAR NINETY-NINE!!! No, I will buy my mother a house so that she doesn’t have to worry about a mortgage. I will buy my mother a car so she doesn’t have to worry about a car note. I will buy my mom her ideal business so that she can bring in income the way that she sees fit. I don’t think that I should have to support my entire family. Fuck nawl! I put in the work…you put in the work too. And scene.

Can someone please explain this Christmas, Salt, G.I. Jane looking outfit that Tamar has on at the restaurant?~~~

Soooooo who is the white dude in the background by Tamar in the bar? And WHAT IS UP WITH THESE CELEBS AND THESE DAMN ONESIES!!!!!! *cough* cough* choke*choke!!!!! Toni doing Tamar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “what?!” TOWANDA and the “What?” Face…lmao!!!! Oh no!!!! Towanda and the booty shake dance!

Dr. Schapira…..? Isnt he a lawyer too? hahahah j/k.

Diana’s Color Collage or College? I will go with College. Mrs. Olson is so proper… I love it! I really do think that an etiquette couch is needed for ALL OF THEM!!!

Okay, can someone please tell me how Toni’s coming out about her Lupus managed to be about consoling Tamar? Please give me permission to punch this chick in her clavicle!!!!!!!

Sidebar:  My mother passed from Lupus, well… a heart attack as a side effect of Lupus, so this is very near and dear to my heart. For more information check out the Lupus Foundation of America’s website at www.Lupus.org .

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Sinbad~ Burn It Up!

Episode 1: It’s Just Family

Episode 2: Funny Money

Episode 3: Road to Health

In short…. I’m ready to laugh at Sinbad,  envy Paige’s clothing, admire Meredith , and drool over Royce.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, #LaughDamnIt

Okay, sooooo I was too busy watching the beginning of this episode to be inspired to write about it. Sooooo they are not cleaning bathrooms and going shopping for a new grill. YIPEE!!!

Wait… there is a place called Barbeque Galore?!!! I want to go there.

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Did he just do the man card speech?! hahahahahaha *rewind*

Okay, Paige finding the snake…. NOT SCRIPTED!!! I thought I saw her heart beat her body back in the house…lol.  And I LOVE how Royce did the slow, cool man jog away from the snake! He started off in a fast sprint and then remembered he had a rep to protect and then slowed it down. hahahaha He even bit his lip just like Sinbad…lmao!!! He lost some cool points on that one…hahahahahahahahahaha. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Sinbad took off in a face hustle like he had Royce’s knees….lmao! I never saw Sinbad move that fast in my life…lmao! OUCH!!! Cramp in my side!!!! OUCH!!! lmao!!!! Royce took off running after they put the snake in the bag! hahahahah.

Sidebar: When did it become okay to capture a snake on your own? What? I’m just saying.

-” You killin me Sinbad”

– “Yeh, but you aint dead yet!”

LMAO!!! Sinbad is haggling this dude so hard that my side still hurts from the snake scene.

*Yummy* Penuches sound sooooo good! I would make some penuches, but then that would go against all of this work that I have put into exercising the past two days.

LMAO!! So why did Sinbad say, “When Royce becomes a husband. Oh, God”? Can’t the man be betrothed to me!!!!?

CHEATER!!! Paige has just sabotaged her mother’s Penuche batch! CHEATER!

LMAO!!! Royce and his double complimenting cracks me up!!!

LMAO!!!! The dude with like 8 burgers between one bun! lmao! He told Sinbad, “Lucky I didnt get six”lmao!

Sinbad’s mother, Louise, is still BEAUTIFUL!!! She looks just the way that she did in his comedy special.  Rev. Adkins may want to back away from the grill before Sinbad pulls a Pepsi on him.

LMAO!!! Sinbad said the ribs jumped over the back of the grill because it wasnt dead…lmao!!!

*Yummy* Royce in a red shirt….again.

Wait?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Monty is back? When did Monty come back? I thought that they broke up. Not saying that I want them to * side eye* but I would have remembered when his fine behind came back.

WHO IS THE FINE DUDE WITH THE HAT ON THE BASS/GUITAR NEXT TO SINBAD?!!!!!

This was great to see his friends and family with him. I loved it!

 

SIncerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~