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The Braxtons~Burmuda or Bust Tamar in the Face

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 13 April 2011 at 12:04 am

Now you know…… I HAD to write about this show….

Toni– the star, the one we all know and love. Is it me or does Toni’s cheeks look chubby as shit in this episode? And I love her sons, they both are soooo handsome. She makes cute kids. Diezel’s hair… I LOVE IT!!!!

Traci– Funny how they call her the Wannabe!!! hahahahahaah And she lives here in Maryland?

Towanda– The responsible one, and she is Toni’s Assistant. I LOVE HER!!! hahahahahaha

Trina– The party Girl and a back-up singer for Toni.

Tamar– The Diva, who sings back-up, the baby of the family and her husband is the manager for Toni. Wow…. I have sooo much to say.  Hold up, did Tamar just take over the rehearsal?  And she told CiCi, the choreographer, that she thinks that they should do something better. Now, Tamar, honey….when you fix that weave then you can be a star. And quit it already with the pouty lip…its not sexy you look like you at a Sour Patch Kid.

Now, I think that it is sooooo interesting how they all have this raspy voice. I love it.  Hold up… did Tamar just say that she doesn’t want CiCi to teach her any more. LAWD!!! I just want to bust her in the face!!! Hell, if you missed your sisters being there with you, Toni…. just have them meet you at a stop. I don’t even understand how Vincent puts up with Tamar.

Mother Evelyn looks BEAUTIFUL!!!! She doesn’t look like her age, whatever it is, at all! That’s all that I have to say about that.

And it is funny as hell watching Toni be so forgetful..lol. Now I see why Towanda is the responsible. All I have to say is…when I become wealthy and I take my two current personal assistants with me… I hope that I NEVER become that dependent upon them. I want to pay them to get tasks done and not to cater to me. That is the fastest way to piss me off is to do stuff for me, well stuff that I could do for myself. I guess that level of assistance I have yet to attain or understand. It just looks silly from where I sit. But…. if you like it, I love it.

Annnnnnd. I think that Toni would be the first to say that she would prefer a commercial plane and not a jet. Now THAT I have to disagree with….private jets rock. I love it when I have the moments of being on them.

LMAO!!! Trina did not say that whenever Tamar talks it is like going to the city dump. Tamar said she wants to raise and Asian baby girl as a black child and name her Disney. lmao!!!

Wow… Towanda and her husband are roommates? WOWZERS!!! Wait…. I want to bust Tamar in the face for how she discusses her life. It is ungrateful wenches like that which make me wonder if I will EVER get married b/c someone thought that she was worth marrying in her current state and she didn’t have to chain. But they need to talk about how Tamar needs a touch up on those edges…….TCB on aisle Tamar!

LMAO!!! Did Traci turn into a slave from the Underground Railroad when Tamar asked if she would hold her purse…lmao!  But in all seriousness… I want to give Traci a hug. I really understand what she is saying. Because they all put up with Tamar but no one is begging Traci to be apart of the group. And Tamar should be busted in the clavicle the moment that she told Traci she is not Human Resources for Background Singers of America. Really? All I have heard Tamar say Me, My, I so many damn times that Pronoun will not use any of those word for the remainder of this blog.

And it is comical to watch the grandmother Evelyn try to take care of all of all of the children. LMAO!!! Hilarious! But at least she tried.

And…..I got on the phone and forgot I was watching this. But the jist is that Tamar and her husband Vincent are not really speaking and they kept coming back to Toni to talk about it. But wow….they should keep their marriage in their marriage and not include Toni.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

Sinbad: It’s Just Family

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 13 April 2011 at 12:02 am

WOW!!!! Sinbad has a show!!!!

First off…. Royce is gorgeous!!!! Damn!!!! How old is he? Because yeh, he can get it. *licks lips* And he looks JUST LIKE SINBAD!! *sigh* I still need to figure out how old he is before I get arrested!

In the wake of all the news that I have received today, my soul is shaking and so is my faith, so God knew exactly what I needed because he brought this show to me today.

And wow! Sinbad, re-married his wife Meredith…okay, his ex-wife . Wow… yeh, wow is going to be my word for this episode.  But watching the two of them together is HILARIOUS!!!

Paige….sooooo I am trying to figure out who she looks like. Hmmm… she looks like her mother, I think.

YES!!!! Royce is 22!!!!!!!!!! *Orders a box of condoms!*

LMAO!!! Sinbad talking about how he wants to wear adult diapers so he can pee on himself to get the kids out of the house. lmao! I laughed so hard that I think I had a hernia. LMAO! And how he is talking about these boxes that Meredith tripped over is making me pee on myself. And hims talking about the Porsche that Meredith received as a gift from Sinbad 15 years ago but never drove…..smdh! I swear he is hilarious!!! I can’t take it! I am going to wind up hurting myself just by laughing at this damn show! lol.

I am already in a good mood after watching a few scenes and the show has only been on for 16 minutes.

DAMN that is a gorgeous car! lmao! No, it doesn’t have an old school car phone.  Sinbad didn’t ask for his platform shoes back.  Wow… is he like that all the time? I really am loving this show!!! I think I found a new show to permanently blog about.

LMAO!!! The way that Royce hi-jacked the laptop is sooooo funny! Wait, and then Paige came in too….lol. I swear I feel like it is scripted, but either way it is still funny. I don’t even care if it is scripted. LMAO!did Sinbad say that everybody got a booty!! HE said that even white women got a booty out of nowhere all of a sudden…lmao!!! I think I peed on myself!!!

Sidebar: I remember watching a Sinbad comedy special when I was around 10 years old, it was the one where he does the belt joke. And I was sitting on the couch and unbeknown to me my puppy had peed in front of the couch. Sinbad told the joke about how his mom whooped him and he woke up some time later and I laughed so damn hard that I rolled off the couch and face first into the puppy pee. Yes, TMI, I know…. but that had to be said. Because Sinbad is a comical genius and I missed him. Seeing him reminds me of the good moments of my childhood. So, glad that he is back.  And yes, I did watch The Apprentice, but that was different, this is him in his own element.

LMAO!!! I forgot to write, I was watching Sinbad…..waaaaaaaaait! Monty! HALLELUJAH!!! Okay, Paige, you know how to pick them. I applaud your choice in men. *shivers* Yummy!

Grids: Kids who are not grown but over the age of 20. lmao Sinbad’s new word.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now Sinbad is talking about frustrating his kids is the fastest way to get kids out o your house.

LMAO!! Sinbad said there is a type of woman that he calls a scrimmage woman…lmao! This game doesn’t count. lmao! I need Sinbad to be my dad….lol. But I bet you that he didn’t tell Paige that.

LMAO!!! Did he just say that he was homeless in his own house. And the way that his family is bothering him…..you cannot tell me that was real. I mean, especially Meredith. No disrespect…..but I was annoyed watching her interrupt him.  But watching them talk about their intimacy at the end cracked me up!! lol…lol

I will DEFINITELY be watching this show.

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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