~*2Deep*~

Love and Hip Hop ~ Hater to the Left of Them

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 29 March 2011 at 1:21 am

Episode 1: Should’ve Called It Rap

Episode 2: Basketball Jump-offs Set to Music

Before I begin….what is up with Chrissy’s airbrushed armpits in this pic above? I just had to point that out.

Okay, so if you havent checked out my blog from last week (Episode 2) then you missed the confrontation that came from an anonymous blogger who called me everything but a child of God. LMAO! COMEDY!!!!! Therefore, I want to make sure that I hit every aspect of this episode to the best of my ability. I want to get the same reaction as I did last week. It will let me know that my game is up to parr if I get hated on!!!

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, #MyMicSoundsNice Check 2

Okay, fresh back from Busboys and Poets, my diva Eboni “That Hoe” “Male Bashing” “Click, Not Clit” “Interior Decorated Pussy Having” Hogan is here with me and I cant wait to hear what she has to say about this show. Eboni said, “Boom that’s my bio!” Oh my word…. I’m not going to sleep any time soon. I love this girl; she’s off the chain! [Yeh, inside joke…..you had to be at her performance to know the joke. Hope you guys show up to her feature tomorrow!]

Sooooo, why did Chrissy & Emily just tag team Olivia?  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait! Did Emily just say, “If I’m in the club aint no one on Fab’s hip.”? Ummmmm what about the red carpet? lmao! What about a premiere? What about a magazine? What about Google? lmao! Okay… I had to go there.

And all of these bitches up in the club pretending to support Somaya is HORRIBLE!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait (<~My new phrase for this episode) What the fuck is wrong with Somaya & what is she smoking?! I think her delusions are better than Blue Magic if she said that her song did well in the venue. lmao!!!!!

Eboni: Her words were like 5 beats BEHIND the beat.  (2Deep: Nothing is funnier, than listening to Eboni say “come on , honey, catch up.”)

Again, WHY is Emily all up in someone else’s business when your home aint straight? I’m not going off of tabloids, I am going off of her crying on Mashonda‘s shoulder in Episode 1. Waaaaaaaaaait!!! Did Olivia just called Emily out? She just said on National TV “No one knows who Emily is.” lmao!!! Didnt I say that already? hahahahahaha. At least I was Googleable before this show.

Wow…. soooo yes, Somaya does need practice, but Chrissy got to Jim. OUCH!!!! Ummmm Somaya, honey… yes, Jim is pussy whooped!

Okay, so how did Somaya get in contact with Emily? This is soooo set up. I’m so lost. We couldn’t find her on Google but you can find her to talk to her over dinner? Ummmmm…yeh, Did I mention that even in my not knowing her personally… I don’t care too much for Emily. Liiiiiiiike, did Emily just really say that Somaya’s brand isn’t hot? And had the nerve to say she is keeping it real? Emily didn’t tell Somaya that while it was just the two of them. And yeh, the manager is dumb as shit, with Olivia sitting there, why would you talk shit about Jim? I cant believe he said that Jim only gets paid $10k a year. LMAO!!!!! Well, at least all of that $10k g on a gym membership. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! Did Chrissy just call the manager Tattoo from Fantasy Island?!!! LMAO!!! I am gonna pee on myself.

HAHAHAHAH Chrissy just said that “the only thing you would have had to stop her from doing is bleeding.: Maurice is so funny.  But BABY!!!!! Next week!

Next Week:  So, apparently the fight between all of these bitches is enough to survive two episodes. And HONEY!!!!!! I just cant wait to see Jim Jones pull Maurice out in the street and embarrass a grown ass man on National TV. But….isnt this enough for Maurice to press charges? Just wondering. But yeh… I think I have my homegirl Eboni hooked on this show now…….so sad she has to go back to Chicago and wont be here to critique with me next week. At least it is getting juicy! And Scene!!!!

Sincerely,

~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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