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Love and Hip Hop ~ Should’ve Called It Rap

In Take 2: Film/TV Reviews on 15 March 2011 at 12:38 am

        Okay… so for weeks I have seen commercials for Love & Hip Hop and I never really paid attention. But something told me that i needed to set the DVR right now and get ready! I’m not gonna even try to speculate as to what I will see…. I’m just prepared for some coonery. That is all. 

        P.S. Judging by the commercial, they shouldnt have called this Hip Hop…it should have been named merely Love & Rap. One day people will stop confusing the two. I am actually in my feelings about the foolishness I see in the previews. That is all.

Take 2 in 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, My Mic Sounds Nice!

        Damn… I was on the phone with  my production company diva and straight up missed the beginning of the show, so now I have to watch something else while the DVR records so I can give you my first response to the show. tick tock tick tock

Take 2, Literally!!!!

        Just the intro of all of these videos full of hoes, and cameos by the tricks of Flavor of Love already make me hate this show. I mean, really….arent we already Famous Male Jump-off-ed out? This is nothing more than Basketball Wives set to music. Yes, we get it….famous black males who represent an urban background have NO respect , whatsoever, for the black females in their life. We’ve seen it before; Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives, The Game, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, BET, UPN, the evening news…..how many shows can we possibly have before the world gets that HOUSTON, we have a problem. Didnt Jim Jones kill enough people with the kool-aid once before….I’m not drinking it this time. I’m calling a spade a spade and a nigger a nigger… this is foolishness!  And who is this Quiet Storm sounding chick that is doing the intro? Ugh! Okay… Lord….. please don’t cause me to treat this like Let’s Stay Together.

        Okay, soooooo Chrissy just said that she has only known Olivia for a few weeks? Umm… set up for a reality show is a tad bit too obvious with that conversation. And then she had enough nerve to say thats “my homie”….bitch, you deserve to have troubles because you get friends too quickly. So, Chrissy is supposedly with Jim Jones…..never heard of her.

        Okay, so Emily is Fabolous‘ girlfriend and baby’s mother…..and you just admitted that your man doesn’t claim you? Ummm…. yeh. I’m so confused. I know there is an image to uphold but baby a real man doesn’t give a damn about the world when it is him and his girl/family. Even Jay-Z once said “give my heart to a woman, never happen….” *in my Chris Brown voice* Look at me now…lol. Okay, not if the rumors of him and B divorcing… but you catch my drift. A man will lay down the game for the person he really loves.

        And why is Chrissy in the club with that tacky red ass bra on?!! And let your man do his job bitch. You’ve been there for 6 years… you aint going anywhere… you are too comfortable. okay, I shouldnt have called her a bitch… but bitch, please. You know that is how your man makes his money…so leave him alone.

        Okay… who is this rapper, Somaya?  Has anyone heard of her? Or is this a promotion for her. If that snippet is what we have to look forward too, then she better share a studio apartment with Olivia…. WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Is this girl sleeping in a bed in a hole in the fucking ceiling?! LMAO!!!! I was so just joking when I typed that line and then I looked up! lmao!!!!! Oh hell… baby!….lol AAAAAAAnd she plays the violin? Ummm… did she just say Jim was scoping her out? Chrissy is gonna put her foot all up in that ass!!!

Olivia is stirring up some shit with Emily & Fabolous. LMAO!!! Chrissy said “chewing with the next one…lol.

        OH SHIT… Mashonda…..*leans in* She actually looks beautiful. I mean, I would have put a little more Olive Oil to cut down on that frizz. And I mean… really…Emily showing this side of her relationship with Fab actually makes him look bad. Do guys know that them saying they have a girl brings them more attention and that the thirsty bitches come up out of the woodwork even harder!!! UGH!!!! I’m not even a Fabo fan like that but now all he’s gonna get are hoodrats. All of the real women are looking at him like another dog right now… I can put money on it. Nigga, it is OKAY to have a woman who you claim. It actually makes you look like a man, don’t turn Emily into Cassie! She deserves to walk the red carpet with you and not just the bitch that creeps in your bedroom after hours!


        Ummmm did she (Chrissy) just admit to drinking and driving? I mean she was already talking and driving at the same time…laws being broken all over the place.

        WTF is Somaya doing in this onesie!!! LMAO!!! Chrissy said she thought it had “snaps in the crotch” lmao!!! This girl needs a stylist. Hey, maybe Emily can help her since her man isn’t claiming her. WHat? I’m just repeating fact.

       I mean, really…really…you (Chrissy) will get into Jimmy’s money like that because you are insecure!!!! I don’t care… at least Jim called you and told you that he was in the studio w/ Somaya. Hell… ask Emily, I bet you Fab doesn’t do that…. *UGH~

        Okay….show ended, too much to recap on what the previews allude to for the rest of the season, but they sparked my attention and I shall be watching. THANK YOU GHETTO RICH PEOPLE!!!! I can tell that Chrissy is going to get on my fucking nerves the most. I guess that she doesn’t know that now people may not want to fuck with Jim because she is a loose cannon… again…*ugh*


~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

200 Men Said….Liars, and Fires, and Men….Oh MY!

In 200 Men Said.... on 15 March 2011 at 12:02 am

        If you read my post yesterday about Marsha Ambrosius’ I Hope She Cheats On You, then you should be more than well prepared to know what today’s blog will be about. You guessed it; Cheating! Well, not just cheating in general but all of the things that hurt people do to others while in a relationship.

        You know the drill; boy meets girl, boy sleeps with girl, boy cheats on girl, girls gets even, girl sleeps with best friend, etc, etc, etc. Yeh. If you are above the age of 16 and have a single cool bone in your body then you know exactly what I am talking about. Sorry, this blog is not for the 40 year-old virgins who play Scrabble by themselves while watching reruns of Golden Girls in their studio apartments. NO, this is for the cool kids who know how to get even. Those kids who actually got asked out on dates and thought it was a privilege. The same kids who would soon find out that we are in an age where no one knows how to date or even respect themselves, yet alone how to protect someone else! Yes, those kids.

       I, dear friends, was one of THOSE kids. The cool kid that experienced every wrong in the book. I’m one of the divas with the sunroof open, windows do, and blaring I Hope She Cheats On You. No hurt feelings, just vindication at its finest, displayed beautifully by Marsha’s amazing talents.

       So, as usual, i wanted to know…or even see for that matter…what my 200 men thought on the matter. I wanted to first see what they would admit to doing. So I asked them:

What was the WORSE thing, as a man, that you have ever done to a woman while in a relationship?


And the answers that followed were:

  • MR. LOVING: I can’t find anything that I can recall! [2deep: Suuuuuuuure! lol]
  •  Carlos V: cheated
  •  ! Robert D (S4D (S-4411): GAVE MY HEART [2deep:  OUCH!!!!!]
  •  Boozer101: cheated… she didn’t find out but just the same.. that’s the worse thing I’ve ever done
  •  Lighta: Revenge cheat would have to be the worst thing.
  • JAY D:  Cheat on her
  •  Nigi “Pistol Star” Pu Yi: The 5th [2Deep:  I have a feeling that there will be a ton of this….lol]
  • Patrick:  Not giving the affection she needed or deserved. [2Deep:  You do know that this is worse than cheating, right?]
  •  Lateef25: maybe i wasnt honest
  • Juan D: smashed her friend. [2deep: Hope it itched….lol]
  •  Code Name Bigsexy: lol ill have to use my fifth amendment on that 1 [2Deep: You already told me… so I know…lmao! I just wont post it.]
  • DSMILEY1: Had sex with a girl while my girlfriend at the time was next door to a friend’s house. I WAS JUST STUPID AT THE TIME BUT NEVER WILL DO IT AGAIN [2Deep:  JUST STUPID!!! I hope you caught something. Oh wait, you didnt do this to me….never mind…lmao]
  •  Parrish M: I couldn’t say that I was a man at the time more like an adult male. I put my hands on a woman before. [2deep: Check out my Blog About D.O.C……..yeh]
  • rroyallty: hmm. not sure. maybe break up with her
  • Johann J: I cheated on her with her best friend and her best friends cousin. A real young and dumb move. [2Deep: Just a regular overachiever, aren’t we?]
  • Robert P: Wasn’t there for her when she needed me most
  • Tori A: Cheated on her [2Deep:  Let me guess… you cheated….lmao!]
  • James F: had sex with her cousin or kickin her out the car and she had to find a another way home [2Deep:  I’m ready to come whoop your ass my damn self. WHO DOES THAT SHIT?!]
  •  kuerby E: cheat…..
  •  Ryu C-Keyz:  probably cussed her out and walked off for the night. Hey, I’m the type you snap at me, I snap back. I don’t sit back and take it.
  •  Allen Ozark:  nothing. I am the world’s last remaining humanist and a perfect gentleman. i have a universal dimmer switch that only works one way – brighter and brighter – wear your shades baby, wear your shades. [2deep: *side eye* *raised eyebrow*]
  • Terrance L:  cheated sexy, what about you as a woman in a relationship [2Deep:  Negro, this isn’t about me…lol]
  •  Mr. U. G. Bilbo: The worse thing I’ve done was flirted with another woman and got her number while my girlfriend was around me
  •  Ed M:  talk back; being a smart ass [2Deep: Was this your mother? lmao….you are allowed to be a smart ass.]
  •  Mr.Swaggtastikal:  I LIED AND TOLD MY EX THAT I WAS STILL WORKING WHEN I KNEW I GOT FIRED…. [2deep: It wasnt so bad to be fired… it’s the fact that you lied that made it bad. CONFESS MAN!!!]
  • *~ MR SPONTANEOUS ~PEACE*!!: Betrayed her by not telling her i was still legally married but has been separated for over a year….. [2Deep: I shall remain silent…..but know I am thinking something]
  • ~Taylor Gang~Jay Kahlifa:  cheat….and that was the biggest mistake i ever made in my life [2Deep:  I’m sorry… the bitter bitches couldn’t hear you. Could you please speak up. lol]
  • 6’5 & NICE WIT IT: GAVE THE DUMMY A CHANCE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP [2Deep:  Playing devil’s advocate here… but what does that make you for giving the chance? lmao! j/k]
  • corey: fake the big O.lol [2Deep:  Can guys even do this? WHY? I applaud you for evening admitting it. lmao!]
  • Ddouble R: put [her] out of my car with her bags in tow at the Maryland house. [2deep: *Researches Marland House…… YOU DROPPED HER OFF AT A REST STOP LOCATED IN THE CENTER OF I-95?!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY TRAFFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wooosah* Okay… this was in the distant past…. I hope.)
        Okay… so there are a ton of cheating guys running around. KEEP HOPE ALIVE LADIES!!!! *Turns on Disney movies* I mean really… I was done at a guy admitting to faking an orgasm. I mean… what purpose would that serve? Did she find out that he faked the orgasm? Did you tell her that you came? How horrible was she sexually that you had to fake it? Was she ugly? Was she loose and you found out one it was time to lay it down and it turned you off? DId you fake it to speed up the process? Oh shit, I am way off topic… .but that one stumped me. lmao
        Also, I see that there are a ton of simple bitches walking along the highway. It would have been a Chris Brown Rhianna situation going on in that car if a negro EVER tells me that I have to get out and walk. He would have to physically put me out and then I am pressing charges and causing a scene. Who does that?!!!! *blood boiling* I know I asked for honesty…. but damn it I got it. Just ticks me off. So… to help me get over this part, I asked them to tell me this:
What was one of the WORST things that a female has done to you while in a relationship? How did it make you feel?

See ladies, I was fair….lol. The fellas said:

  • Tyrone E: Let her brother who was on drugs steal money and property from and protect him and say ‘o u know he got a problem” I was pissed and that is why she is an ex today
  • !James!:  She went back to her ex, she say it was for the kids. She wanted me to stay in the background. I did and eventually she left him for her safety. It’s harder to trust, I keep 1 eye open at all times.
  • Tony Raymond **CANDIDA whores me**:  Cheat but i just come to learn ALL sexes knows what they WANT but never what they NEED…even if your mouth say you need this or that because they always go after what they want…
  • Tori A:  cheated on me w/ someone I [thought] was a good friend
  • DJ Urban Cowboy: My most recent ex took my phone and decided to rummage through my txts… Big no no in my book.
  • Kip S:  Forget my birthday after being in a relationship with me for over a year.


       You know what they say… hurt people, hurt people. Yes, some of this is funny to read, but it still doesn’t make ANY of it right. At what point are people going to be honest with themselves about what they want, what they need, and what the other person is offering. I think if hoes would admit to being hoes they could find each other. There are sugar daddies out there for the gold diggers, but leave the good boys and girls alone. Stick to your own kind. It is just point less for all of this to go on. We are just creating more hurt people all the while wondering why you can’t find a good one. YEs, I am prepared to fuck the chick(s) up who dare hurts my future husband… I will hunt you down! lol. TRY ME!

Okay, this is getting depressing, but it was an interesting write-up. Hope you enjoyed…. on to the next one.


~*My Mother’s Daughter*~

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