ALPHAS S2: The Quick and the Dead

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Episode 1: Wake Up Call

Episode 2: The Quick and the Dead

If I havent mentioned before….this is my new favorite Television show! It never disappoints!

Shout out your ability in 5, 4, 3, 2, #ALPHAS

WOWZERS! The opening is bananas. I am trying to figure out if his power is to freeze everyone still or to make water fall rather dramatically. OH SNAP!!! He can slow down time and then speed up again like the vampires on True Blood! HILARIOUS the way he snatched that doctor up from the table before his wife even completed a full chew rotation of whatever it is that she was eating.

Okay, so this love scene with Cameron and this mystery woman better have a purpose, because rather than focus on the erotic nature of the event, I keep noticing how many times Cameron keeps pulling the covers over the female actress to keep her in as modest of a light as he can. #FAIL.  And what is up with this weird power in her hands? Enhancement, maybe?

WAIT!!! That’s Rosen’s daughter? FREAK! Isn’t Parrish pimping her out? Now the power emits from her hands make sense.

ALPHAS S2: Wake Up Call

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Episode 1: Wake Up Call

THEY’RE BAAAAAACK!

Oh how I have missed them.

Knowing who you are in 5, 4, 3, 2, #ALPHAS

Wow! They put Dr. Rosen in a mental hospital? See, the government really wants to keep him quiet. And his therapist, Natalie, thinks that he is making up the ALPHA project.  So, is an Alpha going to come and help him break out of this place? He has been there for 8 months? Dang! Okay, we need an Alpha with the ability to shape-shift into Dr. Rosen so that he can switch and get out.

Okay, Bill and Ryan are in a grocery store waiting for an Alpha to show up and create some kind of drama. In comes this crazy lady in the back shortening the electricity and another man comes down the aisle with guns announcing this is a robbery. Now, surprise, surprise…..Bill isn’t the ONLY Alpha with the ability to gain strength from adrenaline, the nut with the gun can too. And some dude with the ability to make a sound that hurts everyone comes in over the intercom and cripples the alpha government tactical team. I swear the guy who makes the noise is the Asian dude from GLEE, but I am not sure.

He Is (Poem)

So, usually I dont do love/crush/infatuation poems, but I think it is about time I express my hopeless romantic side and let the universe know how I feel. So I have been crushing on this one particular guy for YEARS!!! When I tell you that he is awesome….. it is not an exaggeration by any stretch of the imagination. Well, I decided to write this poem today because it was begging me to write it.

Sadly enough, I told him that I had a crush on him and got nothing back. If I felt like giving you the details you would offer me a drink. But just because the response to the news was weird doesnt take away from the fact that he is still an awesome person. He can still be an awesome person and not be into me, right? One thing that I did learn from the experience is to not be afraid to express how you feel. I learned how not to shut down just because how you feel about someone was not reciprocated in that immediate moment. In short…. I learned how to love.

Enjoy!

200 Men Said…. Define Cheating

         If it aint tricking if you got it, then it can’t be cheating if it’s not sex, right? Well, it depends on who you ask. Some girls, mainly the insecure ones, get all in their feelings when it comes to their man so much as even looking at another female in her presence. While others, they prefer that their man get their looks on. So, who is right? Is it cheating?

I think that there are different levels of cheating and you have to decide which carries more weight, which is more important to you, and which  is a figment of your imagination. You can’t win them all honey. If it is not working for you, bounce.

There is physical cheating. This is where your man goes out into the world, willingly or intentionally, and he finds him a nice piece of Buffy The Body’s best asset and he waxes it like he was Mr. Miyagi’s honor student. This, to me, is one of the worst, but it isn’t the worst. Why, you ask? Because….guys are different. To some of them, physical is just, well, physical. If you weren’t tooting it up in the air and Kat Stacks was… no matter how much he loves you, he’s going to tap that if the opportunity presents itself. Now, by no means am I saying that this is the right thing to do. And as a female, I am hoping he would exercise a little more self-control and communication within the relationship……but…. I understand it. Depending on WHO he slept with ( family member vs some random Betty) i think he should get another chance. Chalk that one up to growing pains, forgive it ( NEVER FORGET IT) and move on. Most girls can’t do that, all girls shouldnt have to, but there are some things in your closet that you wouldn’t want him holding over your head for eternity either. Like, you really told that man you were a virgin? *Side eye*

BET Awards 2012 & Pre-Show

I know, I know, I know. You have been wondering where I have been. Well, as a full-time poet I have been on the road. So blogging every night is not as ideal as it was when I was working a regular 9-5. But, I couldn’t let the BET Awards 2012 pass by without me blogging play-by-play for you.  I will be updating LIVE!!!!! So tell your friends…..call your cousins, hell, yell it to your mama. Tonight is going to get real, and I will give my honest opinion! Let’s go!

I apologize for spelling and grammar errors in advance…. there is no time to proof before I update LIVE! lol.

Pre-Show

 Okay… so I am trying to figure out who this white boy is that just opened up the Pre-Show. I mean, I know he was in the cypher last year but I can’t remember his name. but he is thumping extremely hard. Okay, he has a tad bit of that Twista flare. I’m gonna have to add this to my MP3 player to thump this in my car. Wait, I guess the HUGE MGK flashing on the columns behind him would imply that he is MGK. And then the song says Steve-O…. I’m confused as shit. I think I just told y’all my age. So he sings this song?  Sooooo he’s the Dirty South Version of Emeniem? I am loving his live performance flow… yeh… this needs to get added and QUICK!!!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHO THIS RACHET FEMALE IS FEELING ON THIS DUDE’S CHEST. WAIT…. DID HE JUST CLIMB UP ON THE SCREEN AND DO THE DOUGIE?!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you that the liability crew is in the back screaming for him to get his ass down. See, we are not used to people doing shit like that. But this is what happens when you invite white folks to black events. lol.

Did French Montana come out too? Okay, I don’t have this in my playlist… but I am slipping. lol. What, do Drita? lol. I wonder if the censor guy will get fired this year… because I have already heard a few slip throughs. lol.

Ummm… I am trying my hardest to figure out Rocsi’s dress. It is too light. It matches her skin but doesn’t look as if she is naked, but it just isn’t doing it for me. And the black shirt with the black collar on a white tux jacket is messing with my optical judgement on Terrance. Now I like the SHAPE and cut of Rocsi’s dress… just not the color. But I digress.